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You want to give it a rest, Deolus?

You've been whining since dawn.

You should be proud, he says.

These are vital supplies, he says.

I wouldn't trust just anybody.

Think about the honor.

What does Cardinal think I am?

Huh? A donkey?

Well, what's the matter?

Tired already?

Me? I don't know. I got a good couple hours left in me. Easy.

Easy.

Easy.

Paradigm.

Actually, you know what? I gotta rest.

Quickly.

See you back at the...

Good.

I think I put too much on my hand.

Well, actually, a breather wouldn't hurt.

Jeff, you're on. Come on, guys.

Now, Chiron is depending on us.

It won't hurt.

Bye.

Bye, everyone.

Bye.

Okay, maybe for just a couple hours.

I'm coming.

Hi.

I know Hercules.

Mind if I play?

I'm in shipping.

Shipping. Just got in off the coast.

Yeah, and I'm a producer.

Yeah, I'm looking for some fresh talent.

Oh no, here he comes!

Hey.

Mortals? On my beach?

No way.

Hey! Hey!

What the hell? Are you alright? You hurt?

Getting a little hot under the car?

Are you starting to get the feeling you're not wanted?

Apolo!

In an age of light and darkness, Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the universe.

He had a son, young Hercules.

Half god, half man, young Hercules longs to find his place in the world. The

father he's never known, and what it means to be a hero.

Before the man became legend, before the legend became men, came the greatest

adventure of all.

Apollo, it's me, Hercules.

Hercules! I didn't recognize you at first.

I guess the joke's on me, huh?

Listen,

what were you so mad at anyway?

Well, how would you feel if you caught three mortals on your turf?

Oh, should I say two and a half?

Well,

listen, we didn't really know it was your turf.

Eh, never mind.

I'll tell you what.

I don't usually do this, but you can stay.

As my special guest, of course.

I don't know if you should do this.

Hey,

you.

Then again, it would be kind of rude to say no.

Hey,

can we play, little brother?

You probably want to have a private chat.

Get to know me a little better.

Even though you're the black sheep of the family.

I don't mind being seen with you.

Nah, that's just the kind of God I am.

Oh, no, no, really, that's fine. Thanks.

Please, sir, let me.

No, no, no.

Don't call me sir.

You don't understand.

I have to.

Okay, okay.

Back a bit.

Up a bit. Too far.

Now back.

That'll do.

No.

What do you think of my setup here?

Where's my straw?

You were saying?

Oh, I was just saying.

Is this the low -fat hummus?

Uh -huh.

Okay, go.

Well, it's nice.

Yeah.

This is the life.

Nothing to do but bask in my own glory with worshipful nips orbiting around me.

Where in Tartarus is my table?

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, no, it's fine, really. Apollo?

No problem.

What did you do that for?

She had it coming.

What did he do? The same thing he always does if you make him angry.

I'll make him angry.

No, at least don't.

You'll just make it worse.

Okay. Come on.

Hey,

chill, bro.

They love me here.

They know the rules.

I'm the guy.

Well, no.

I'm not going to chill, bro.

Because God or no God, you shouldn't treat people like that, okay?

What would you know about how a God should act? You live like a mortal in

loser academy.

Hey, hey, buddy. I am really proud of my loser academy, all right?

Besides, at least all of us there like each other.

Are you saying nobody likes me?

Well, how could they? They're too busy being scared of you.

Maybe it's time you found out why.

Oh.

What's going on now?

Apollo! He's going to the sun!

About time he left.

You made him mad.

Yes.

And now we're all going to pay for it.

Okay, so he took his little board and went off to salt.

So what's so scary about that?

I don't know.

I've never seen a ball so mad.

Guys, is it getting hotter out here or is it just me?

No, it's not just you.

I'm starting to bake like a chicken.

Come on.

You guys want to get me out of here?

Come on. Hurry up.

All right.

Let's find some cover.

The cabana!

Okay.

Hey, the water!

It's steaming.

Apologize!

with me, then come down here and do something about it.

You can't tell me I'm not adored, you pathetic little half -god.

The world doesn't revolve around you, Apollo.

You can say whatever you like. They worship me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I can see that.

We're going to go back to our pathetic mortal friends at our loser academy, all

right?

We'll see how many friends you've got.

Anybody ever tell you you've got some crazy relatives?

You should meet Ares.

Listen, I'm just glad the Academy's over that rise.

That looks like fire. The Academy!

You two, over there! Move!

Save the farm!

Baby, I need cadets by the well! You two, wait!

Get the school records out of the school room! Go! Yes, sir! You!

Don't let the flames anywhere near the supplies of lamp oil! Go!

Oh!

Did you forget?

I rise in the east.

Death in the West.

I think he's after me.

Thank the gods you've arrived.

Those medical supplies are badly needed. Take him to the infirmary at once.

Here.

Actually, wait.

What do you mean, after you?

We had a family quarrel.

Now he's taking it out on you.

Well, your presence here will only make him angrier. I suggest you get out of

sight. We can handle this. Listen, I'm not going to hide, all right? I've got

make things right.

All the more reason why Apollo shouldn't see you. Now, come on, go!

Welcome home, little brother.

I've chipped a light burning for you.

I heard what you said before.

None of this would be happening if it weren't for you.

You started this.

You know, some of us are getting pretty tired of all the trouble you and your

God family get us into. Why can't you just leave us out of it for once?

Leave him alone.

Hurts one of us, okay?

He's part God.

And God's a nothing but trouble.

Come on.

Let's not let a guy run.

Protect the academy.

Are you happy now?

There's no time for that.

Go on.

Go on.

All right.

And we need squads in every quadrant. There's no time where this guy's going

pop off. That's what I do.

You're up and selling. Let's go. Come on.

For sure.

Don't listen to me. I've got more important things to do.

Like save the academy. He doesn't want the academy. He wants me.

He's going to get me.

We've got to stop him. I know. I know. Come on. I've got a plan.

Archers.

I'm ready.

There he is.

Release.

Well, if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the academy.

Hey, look out!

Where is he?

Where are you hiding, coward?

Hey, bro.

Oh, where's your sunny disposition?

Leave my friends alone.

Friends?

Who are you kidding?

You think I can't hear?

Well, they wish they'd never met you.

That's because of you, all right? It didn't take much if you asked me.

That's the problem with mortals. They're so fickle.

It's like I always say, blood is thicker than water.

I've had enough of Mr.

Popularity.

So that's what this is about.

He's jealous Herc has friends.

Well, had friends.

He's still got me.

Time to put you out of my misery.

Yolas, what are you doing?

If you want Hercules, you're going to have to go through me first.

Well, that should be tough.

Me too.

And me.

And me.

Yeah, me too.

We're with you, Hercules.

You think I can't?

You think I won't?

I'm a god.

You're nothing but a bunch of puny little mortal.

They're more than that.

You alright? I'm okay, I'm okay.

They're my friends.

Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

I'll tell you what.

You want something of your own, it's real easy.

Stop being such a jerk.

I don't have to stand here and take this. I'm Apollo.

Oh, no, you're Apollo, God of the Sun. Yeah, whatever. You know what? Keep

telling yourself that, and you'll have someone to talk to.

Yeah!

All right, let's put out these fires, huh? All right, come on.

Good job, cadets.

Hey, thanks, Helens. Hey, that's what friends are for, all right?

Right.