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Ah, my son, my blood!

What a night!

For the Dracula.

Those shadow warriors went down.

Yes, they did.

Now I want to hear all your wonderful stories of Dracula heroism. You mean

how I defeated one of the enemies single -handed? Only because I distracted it.

Yes, yes, yes. I want to hear them all. Renfield, prepare some party snacks.

It's not every day we get to celebrate such a victory.

Can't you fuck, Fergus?

Coming right up.

Dad, it's good news and everything, but don't you think you're getting a little

bit carried away?

Oh, here he goes. Vlad the Fun Spun. Yes.

Sally and George are really shaken up. Just because you're not the hero of the

moment. We may have won for the moment, but Romanga is still out there, waiting

for his chance to destroy us all. Oh, come on, Vladdy. If we can destroy the

Shadow Warriors, we can destroy anything or anyone.

Maybe we should destroy all party poopers. Vladimir.

Vladdy, Vladdy, Vladdy.

When there's a reason to celebrate, a Dracula celebrates.

Well, I'll leave you to it. I'm going to find Sally and George.

Now then, children, prepare your tales of terror. But first, I need to freshen

up and change into something a little more befitting the occasion.

Who are we kidding?

He'll always be Dad's favorite.

I'm awake.

Totally awake. Come on.

What are you drawing?

Oh, it's just an idea for that sculpture for Vlad.

Not that it'll happen now that we're leaving.

Mum, I don't want to leave.

And you need sleep.

But I'm not tired.

I am at full thing.

Just Renfield, Mama.

Sorry. It's just I keep seeing those shadows everywhere.

Oh, we have to go.

What time does the sun rise?

Not for eight hours.

Found them.

Only the crunchiest for Renfield's homemade bug burgers.

Ah, fancy giving me a hand, do you?

I'll help if that does.

Well, who doesn't love a bug burger?

Brilliant.

Let's make bug burgers.

That'll keep me awake.

Thanks. Slightly disgusted.

Where do we start?

Bug crusher. Squeeze out the juices, pummel the shelves.

Ah, pig lard.

Badger breath.

No,

pig lard. Top shelf.

Ah.

Are you OK, Mo?

Of course.

I am loving these little bug burgers.

It's sad to leave them.

In 7 hours and 57 minutes, precisely.

I'm sorry, Vlad.

It's not... I don't even want to close my eyes. Nothing can happen in the next

few hours.

Get some rest, please.

I've got a long ride ahead.

I'm fine.

Okay. It was just an accident.

There are too many accidents waiting to happen here, Vlad. Get rid of that

rotten box.

Yes, Master.

Sorry, Master.

This place is a death trap.

The sooner we get home, the better.

Oh, yes!

It's just like Vampire Fashion Week all over again.

The devil was there!

Renfield, what's that?

Not entirely sure. Probably just the live lemmings.

Oh.

Renfield! Come with me!

Renfield!

I wouldn't mind glazing the cockroaches, Miss George.

Eric doing absolutely everything I tell him to do to your job description. Now,

get out!

Out!

Charles, can you say... Oh, Toad. Oh, goody. I haven't met a Toad in years.

How very exciting.

Yes?

Hello.

I'm Count Dracula.

That's right, you know.

You should always be ready.

You never know where or when your enemy will strike next.

I can protect myself.

Sure you can.

But just in case, I'll be there to protect you too.

You saved my life. I won't forget that.

Dad's not fooled by you, you know.

Isn't fooled by what exactly? Me saving the day?

Ever since you turned up, there's been nothing but trouble.

How long do you think it will take him to realise that you are the trouble?

You and the limpet? I can't leave him out of it. I'd hardly waste my time

putting out fires I'd lit myself.

Well, I'm watching you.

Both of you.

Renfield, I have news!

Things just keep getting better and better.

Prepare that victory potion, and I want everyone gathered in the hall. Tell them

it's important.

What are we thinking of? What?

Today! Now!

Oh, and Renfield, fetch the old, uh... You know, the old, uh... The impuser

goblet! Oh, dear.

Isn't that for the most auspicious occasions?

Yes, and this is one of them, so fetch it pronto.

Yes, Master.

I don't want to go yet, but Mum won't let us stay.

George, don't, er... She's right.

It's not exactly the safest place in the world.

Well, maybe you could come and live with us.

I can't.

Why not?

You're my brother, and let's face it, I like you a whole lot more than the

people you're living with now.

There's more to it than that.

He could have my room, right, Mum?

He wouldn't get his coffin into the spare room.

It's too small. I can just imagine what the navels would say.

I'm telling you have to. I can't tell Vlad what to do.

I'm sorry.

It was a daft idea.

No, it wasn't.

You want it too.

Why don't you give it a minute?

Just say yes.

It's easy.

I don't want to. It's okay.

Honestly. I understand.

No, I want to.

But they're still in danger. Even if they can't see it, Bramanga could strike

any moment.

You're so brave.

And good.

You are everything I could ever wanted in a sunflap.

But you're an extraordinary person.

I mean, vampire.

I mean, purse, but... That doesn't work, does it?

All I know is, if anyone in my family is in danger, I'll do whatever it takes.

Well, this has all the potential of being the dullest party ever.

I mean, you'll fit right in.

You're both here. Good.

Master wants to see you in the hall.

He has an announcement to make. What announcement?

Well, I imagine we'll find out, won't we?

When he announces the announcement.

What about Vlad? Has he been summoned too?

Not yet, no.

So we've been summoned first?

Yes, but I'm... Interesting. What else did he say?

Impuser goblet. He told me to fetch the impuser goblet.

Well, what's the impuser goblet?

We only use it when there's earth -shattering news.

Good earth -shattering or bad earth -shattering?

Well, I think it's good.

What do you know?

Quite a lot, actually.

Bill! Why should I?

Well, put your fangs away.

I'll tell you.

Dad's coming to live with us.

Vlad's leaving?

Mum's talking to him about it now.

She must have already told the camp.

So that's... That's why he summoned us.

To announce his new successor.

I'm sure of it, isn't it? One way or the other. I mean, what are they still?

Oh, no!

You idiot!

I can tell you now, Renfield, if you've lost the impulsive goblet, terrible,

horrible things will happen to you.

Oh, I will.

Like that, Renfield.

Fair enough. What are you doing? We've been waiting for you.

Renfield said you have news.

What? Oh,

yes, yes. I do. I have... Renfield!

Would you be quiet?

Sure, sir!

Oh, God.

Today, we have a real reason to celebrate. A new horizon for the

We already know.

When were you going to tell us, little brother?

No, no, no, this doesn't have anything to do with Vlad.

Anyway, where was I?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

A new horizon for the Draculas. Could you hurry this up? Someone should be

patrolling. Oh, for suffering's sake.

Romanga is still out there. I can safely say, Vladdy, that you are

wrong.

I have news of great importance. Such historic triumph.

Romanga is dust.

Well, well, well.

Oh, come on, somebody say something.

But how do you know?

Dust? Do you mean dead?

I mean gone, dust, over.

Zero dust.

An insignia. It's from the BHC, it's authentic.

Oh, there you go.

The shame and dishonour of defying was a blow far worse than any state.

Romanga exiled himself to the Karakan desert.

He walked through the night, then lay down in a place they call the Door to

Hell. As the sun rose, Remangus sacrificed himself to the agony of

Can I pee?

Thank you.

Have you found the old... The Abuser Goblet yet?

Oh, come on!

If Remangus had gone, doesn't that change everything?

Oh, yeah.

Maybe. If we're safe now, then... Here it is. Renfield prepared the damn

potion. The Dracula's.

are invincible.

Stego!

What is that creature?

That's no ordinary bat.

What?

Look out!

Sorry,

at least I'm trying to do something.

Yeah, and firebombing us into the bargain, that would be convenient for

wouldn't it?

I'm sorry, I was just... I was just trying to get rid of it.

Look, I'll go after it.

No, it's that.

What is that?

Ooh,

I've got one too.

Blasted passport and something nasty. It's rotting us from the outside in. But

there are no marks on us.

We're getting worse.

It's a vampire bat. We need to find it and destroy it. Now he's trying to be

hero. Why don't you just try and get on with your little breather family?

We can look after things here. I'm not going anywhere until I see that bat

finished.

Then we'll see.

Right. Well, if it will get you out of my hair, then I'll find the bat myself.

No, I will. No, no, no. He who brings down the bat will have my eternal

gratitude.

What if the he's a she?

Dream on. That bat's as good as mine.

Whoa!

Right. Start the search. We need... We need... Oh,

that is disgusting.

The looks of your hands about to rot off.

How disgusting is that growth on your face, fungus -featured? What?

That bat is toxic.

And I... am going to dust it. With a slayer slingshot.

Pathetic. Anyone keep tennis?

Yeah, well, that's just a warm -up.

This is what the bat kilos from the girls.

There's no way you're winning.

That bat is mine.

Wow. What's that?

It's a fire trap.

When the bat flies into it, it releases a fireball.

And bat dust.

Impressive. Okay, hold on. Enough.

I draw the line at explosives.

George, get your bags. I'm sorry, Vlad.

I know with your family being in danger, you can't leave, but... Well, neither

can you.

What do you mean?

No -one is leaving until we've found and destroyed this bag.

It's infected.

We can't risk letting it escape.

This just gets weirder and weirder.

The horror... The horror spreads to my face! My face! One of my best features!

Wait, you don't need to... My hair!

My hair!

behind you. But Master, there's something in the larder. I know, I know.

We'll use you as bat bait.

Sorry, Master. Yes, yes.

Make some noise. Make it, make it. Come on. There's something in the larder.

There's something in the larder.

Is the father really gone?

Yes, he is.

I'm sorry, I wanted to be the one to tell you.

I'm too late.

But the Draculas have won.

Don't talk like that.

We are Romanga's sons and heirs. We must avenge his name.

It's too dangerous here.

We need to meet as soon as possible.

You know where.

I don't know what it is, master, but it's been making a much peculiarly

noise. Oh, noises, noises.

Oh, very well.

I really don't have time for this.

No, no.

What is it? What's wrong, master? Oh, there.

Did you get this? You've been going through my cupboards and look, look.

You've broken it. Oh, no, I haven't. I swear.

I've never had it in here like this.

What is it?

Something I've been guarding.

For the last 200 years.

And it absolutely cannot stay here.

And I can tell you now, Benfield, whoever moved this does not know what

dealing with.

It's called... Yeah?

It's called... Yeah?

The Magister Malfacorum.

Shut the door! Shut the door!

Drink this.

Blood flower tea. Good for shock.

Why did he do it, Shango?

Why didn't he come and get me?

Why didn't he say goodbye? Did I do something wrong?

No, you did everything right.

Malik still believes that I saved him.

That we're still friends.

I have no idea that we planned the whole thing.

You've done well, Hassan.

Everything was going according to plan.

You infiltrating the Dracula camp.

The Shadow Warriors sacrificing themselves so you could appear

I just wanted Dad to be proud.

He would be proud.

I'm proud in his place.

I can't believe he's gone.

It's time for you to be a grown -up.

For your own good.

I hate the Draculas.

I hate... So do I.

I'm sorry you had to hear the news from their vile mouths.

I have something for you.

Father left one for each of us.

It's all we'd never forget.

What do we do now?

You need to get back in there and celebrate with the Draculas. To avenge

father, we need to know how to strike at the heart of the Dracula clan.

Just tell me what to do. Listen.

Watch.

Absorb every tiny detail.

Find out why those breathers are there. We need to know their weaknesses.

And once we do, we'll take every single one of those Draculas down.

But first, they're hunting for a bet.

So let's give them what they want.

I don't want to lose you too.

You don't have to.

Stay very still.

Veniat ad me vespert leonem.

Veniat ad me vespert leonem. Veniat ad me vespert leonem.

Here it's your friend.

You'll be a hero.

If I'd read it to you, we'd just pop it in here for now.

Yeah, but what's it do?

Is it dangerous?

No, don't be so dramatic. Why would you think that?

Put it in, put it in, put it in.

Cover it up.

And we'll leave it in there until we think of somewhere a little more

But it's not dangerous, you say?

Just don't tell anyone of his existence.

Never come back here and never ever, on pain of death, disturb it.

And if I say so, I might have to, right?

Quite soon.

Right, go in.

Come on!

Shall we be going back to the background, Master? Yes, yes, yes.

Of course, of course.

Come, Dracula.

I've done it.

I've destroyed the bat.

Oh, marvellous.

Good work, Van.

I didn't want any of the Draculas to put their neck on the line.

Especially since I was the one who let it escape.

Just give me the pestilent creature.

Renfield, sound the gong.

Someone's beaten us to it. It's good news if it means we can finally say

to Vlad.

Fair play, son.

You did a good job.

Indeed.

And now that the bat's destroyed, you're safe to leave.

Have you packed yet, dearish brother of mine?

So much good news.

Dad, we should start the party.

Yes, yes, yes.

When I'm ready. When I'm ready.

The vampire victory function, master.

What are you reading?

What? Oh, nothing, nothing. Some old folklore.

It's nonsense, nonsense, really.

The vampire?

Victory potion?

For the celebratory ceremony.

Oh, oh, yes, yes. If you insist.

Right. We must obey the order of preference, ceremony. A fan, a slayer of

bad. You must take first.

And Vlad, you're next in line. Sing as your heir to the Dracula Dinthi.

Not for long.

And who's next in order of preference? Now let me see.

Eenie, meenie, miney.

Malik.

Because of your courage in slaying the Shadow Warrior, you are next to take a

sit from the infamous Empusa Goblet.

And now Ingrid.

Last and by all means, please.

Can I try some?

Certainly not.

Oh, I don't even want to imagine what's in it. Well, I started with a little

dash of patch boil and then a tiny little squeeze of lowing liver. I don't

actually want to know what's in it.

Thank you, Renfield.

You're welcome.

The souls have gone.

So it was the bad. Definitely the bad. No need to look any further. Excellent.

Understand, my boy. We will forever be in your debt.

Looks like everyone's safe now.

So I guess... Yes.

I'll come and stay with you.

That might be the best news I've had all lifetime.

No, no, no. Wait.

What are you talking about? Vlad is going nowhere.

Yes, he is. He's going to have my old room.

Vlad's going to live with his tutor.

Well, just for a change of scenery.

You can come and stay too sometime.

Or just write.

I'll give you my address.

No, no.

Hold on. Just a mo.

This little sojourn of yours is quite impossible, I'm afraid.

You, you have important exams, Vlad. What about your bat laureate? I've been

studying hard. I can take my exams early and be finished in a few days.

Daddy, I need to know my human side before I can accept my position as the

chosen one. It's as much a part of my education as any exam.

Do you know what?

It's fine.

We can stay for a bit.

I can always finish that sculpture.

And I'm sure I'll learn how to sleep now that Romanga and the Shadow Warriors

and the Bat have all gone.

I think we might need to order takeaway, though.

See, it's all working out, isn't it? I think you're right.