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Bye.

Detection clear.

Dynasties clear.

I told you to warn me before you sneeze.

Roger that.

Incoming.

I'm up on two miles of Cuban waters.

Mark.

Let's see what you're made of.

Autopilot engaged.

This should be a night rescue.

You're worrying again.

The stealth... will work. It will work
this time. I guarantee it. Their radar

will not see us coming. The only thing
I'm worried about is whether you're

to see anything coming with that eye of
yours. I can see better with one eye

than you can see with two.

Oh, that's why you saw Kowalski's fist
coming at you when he sucker punched

I'll take care of Kowalski when we get
back.

Don't worry.

An eye for an eye.

Still engaged.

Yes, we are undetectable, my friend. And
three, two...

One. Entering Cuban waters.

Mark.

Nobody sees us. No radio transmissions
about us. Nothing.

Nada. Niente. Ningun. Zip. Working as
guaranteed.

What are you doing?

Guaranteeing your guarantee.

Stealth malfunction.

Status, radar vulnerable.

What?

This sort of thing happens with
prototypes, you know.

I told you. I told you. Stealth is not
an easy thing to maintain, my friend.

Damn. Okay, I screwed up. All right, I'm
sorry. We'll abort the mission.

No, we won't.

Spence. There are a lot of angry, die
-hard communists out there with large

automatic weapons, and now they know
we're coming.

I promised Palma we'd get his wife and
son out. The entire Cuban army is about

to go on full alert.

It doesn't matter. If they're caught,
Castro can use them to force Palma back

from the States and execute him.

We pick up Mario and Alfredo as planned.
Spence.

I should know better than to argue with
you. All right, let me get you some

satellite help.

Satellite lock completed.

Computer hackers, they're nothing like
gnats on an elephant's butt.

Satellite hacking, that is the true test
of skill, my friend. Not just getting

in, but getting in control.

Yeah.

How do you eat that stuff at a time like
this?

Complex carbs.

Kick in like rocket fuel.

There it is.

Huerto Manatee, our destination resort.

You see those soldiers?

Thunder will lock in to anyone who fires
a weapon at you.

Thunder will lock in to anyone who even
points a weapon at you. Like in those

toothpaste commercials, you know? Where
the fluoride zeroes in on the plaque and

the tartar.

It's an analogy.

Just let me know if the plaque and
tartar are hiding on my blind side.

You got it, bro.

Spence, buddy, mutual activity out
there. Are you sure you want to go

with this?

Just cover me, Gru.

Don't blow your nose.

Ready for launch?

Ready. On my mark, and three, two, one,
launch.

Take over on remote. I'm going in. You
got it, brother.

Radar. Law.

Spence.

Spence, make it snappy, man. We got a
whole flock of Soviet -made werewolf gun

tips headed our way. ETA.

Eight minutes.

What the hell do you think I'm doing?

Proximity warning.

Spence, they're on the street to your
left, approximately 20 yards.

There's an overpass, 10 o 'clock.

My husband's tape. Your husband's up.
Can you be together, too? Let's go. Come

on.

Targeting. You shooting at me?

We're two on this.

Defense, buddy.

Lots of plaque and tartar on your blind
side.

Got it.

Rue, send trigger. Come on.

You got it, Roy.

Trigger heading back to you.

Get him out of there. I'll cover you.
I'll pick you up outside of the bay.

¿Están seguros?

Sí. Bueno.

Mario and Alfredo strapped in tight.
Done deal. Auto -tile it off.

Verified. How do we look?

For those gunships, like a sitting duck.

The way they do it comes out of this
mallard's tail feathers.

They won't pursue us past Cuban waters.

Let's refire.

That's good to me.

Full thrust commitment on my mark.

Three, two... One. Mark.

Hydra thruster malfunction.

Malfunction. Oh, come on.

Oh, come on, baby. Forget I called you a
prototype. You are the real deal.

Their missiles are armed. They're going
duck hunting, man.

Who loves you?

Just like our old Navy SEAL days, huh,
partner? You bruise them, I'll lose

Continental Airlines flight 597 from
Tampa to Houston, now boarding at gate

All passengers holding tickets on
Continental Airlines flight 597...

Welcome to the Paradise Beach Hotel,
sir.

Let your body move.

Swing left, swing right. Do it now,
you'll feel all right.

Keep on grooving.

Keep on grooving.

Keep on grooving.

Keep on grooving.

Everybody groove.

Let your body go.

I could use a cold beer.

And some hot gossip.

Need a back page for tomorrow's edition.

I'll get you the cold beer, Max. Hey,
Kelly, Kelly, come on.

Around here, you know who's doing what
to who.

Give me a taste.

Point me in a direction.

Okay, Max.

For a fellow New Yorker. You see that
guy over there? The one with the two

digits?

Edward Whitaker.

His stepbrother's family built the
hotel.

When he died last year, he left it to
his daughter, Megan.

So Megan's his niece, huh? There you go.

But Edward was the executor of the will.

Now he's going around saying there's
some kind of clause that's going to

him to take over the hotel.

What I hear about Megan's true. He's in
for one hell of a fight.

Why do you think I'm telling you about
it, Max? When you write about this,

you've got to take Megan's side.

Or I'll poison your beer.

Kelly, I'm impartial.

So what do you prefer?

Us take a strip night?

We used to ride horses, you know, along
these beaches. I don't think they allow

none. Cheers, you both.

Thank you, Heather. Thank you, Elise.

I've known I couldn't trust you since I
was six and caught you with your hand in

my Halloween bag.

I was merely making sure there were no
razor blades in it.

Wig. Hag.

Make. Wig.

Rag.

Lovely ladies, excuse me for a moment. I
have some family business that needs

attending to, but we'll continue this
later.

You're disgusting.

You're upset.

What's this about you taking over my
hotel?

I was merely honoring the terms of your
father's will.

You swore to me you'd never enforce that
clause.

Yes, I know. But the more I pondered it,
the more I realized that your dear

father put it there for your own good.
And I promised him I'd look after you.

I am not going to let you sell off this
hotel to some corporate chain who'll

squash its history into a brochure.

It's going to stay in the family.

And that's what I promised my father.

Then you should have honored the terms
of his will.

They were very explicit.

I still have two days.

Megan, it's too late. The clause is very
carefully worded.

There's no possible way that you could
get married in the next 48 hours.

Let's not argue.

After all, we're family.

That's a birth defect I'll have to live
with.

Ah. See that?

Hop on it.

Senora Palma, watch your step.

Way to go, partner. All right, man. Bye
-bye.

Hey, Hurricane.

Not a scratch on you.

The mission went perfect.

Hey, Brew.

Hiya, sweetheart.

This one must have been a piece of cake.

Walk in the park. A day at the office.

A stroll on the beach.

Uh, hey, um... Buzz!

You lose!

So, how's your eye?

That's a lot better.

Can I see it?

Nah, you don't want to.

Yes, I do.

Does it hurt?

Can you see?

No, it's okay.

Give me five.

Keep the change.

Ha! You know, after they turned down my
idea for Thunder, I decided to leave the

Navy and build her myself.

Is that what...

Wow.

I gut my hand inside its gill, the other
on its dorsal, and I yanked as hard as

I could.

What happened then?

Well, you know that sound that Velcro
makes when you rip it apart?

Blood and shark guts everywhere.

And something else.

What else?

Ever since then, I've been flaying my
own sharks. You never know what you'll

find inside the belly of a beast.

Let's see what's inside our little
friend.

Whoa!

Must have been a small car, huh?

The more junk they eat, the better they
taste.

What's that?

Oh.

Wow.

Looks like a necklace or something.

Here, a present from me and the shark.

I gotta get cleaned up. I'll let my
buddies play this thing. Come on, let's

to the scuttlebutt.

Fly? What do you mean?

Fly.

My uncle's serious, Kelly.

He plotted this entire thing.

Waited to the last minute.

I should have known he'd try and steal
my hotel away from me.

He's not going to get it.

Hey, what's the matter?

Max, I need your camera.

Uh -oh. I thought Mom'd be inside
working.

Don't worry, Jess.

You're with me.

She knows you're in good hands.

RJ Spencer, you are the most reckless,
irresponsible, juvenile delinquent of a

man I have ever met in my entire life.
You lead a sheltered life. What can I

say?

Jessica, please go and wait for me
inside.

Where did you get that necklace?

From Sven.

It's black.

It was in front of it. It's dark.

Don't worry. It was dead.

You gave my daughter something you found
inside a dead fish?

Mom, you watch it out first.

I'm sorry if you think parasailing is
too dangerous for Jess.

Next time, I'll ask your permission.

See you later, squirt.

I was hoping you'd be here.

How's it going, Nicole?

Never had a better day, Hurricane.

Why don't we go latest down behind the
dunes?

And I'll show you how exciting a
parachute ride can be.

Meet the way.

Oh, my lovely Mercruisers, you performed
exceptionally today.

But as for the rest of you, I'm
disappointed.

You have been a very bad boat.

You think you can show me a little
glimpse of your abilities and then cover

up? Well, let me tell you something, my
friend. There is a reason that I

graduated first in my class at MIT.

There is a reason that I was the sole
designer for the R -15 systems for the

Navy. So if you think you can humiliate
me in front of my best friend like you

did today, you are sorely mistaken. Do
you understand?

Huh? Huh? Hello?

I can't hear you.

I hope we don't have to have this
discussion again.

And now...

Hey, Spence. Get your good work out,
brother.

Wow.

Beautiful day.

Ain't it, brother?

They made their decision.

What?

They made their decision.

Who made what decision?

The Navy.

They gave the contract to a company with
a similar prototype.

What?

No, no, no, wait, no, no. There's
nothing similar to Thunder. Let me see

You know what this is?

This is the government.

This is the government keeping those big
dinosaur bilge builders in business.

It's all political economics.

It has nothing to do with the best
design.

This really pisses me off.

I tried fighting the system. I lost.

You what?

I lost.

You what?

How can you just say I lost so calmly?
You sunk everything you own into that

boat. You're in a hock over your eyes,
which is very high.

You got bank loans lined up like
dominoes, one to pay off the other to

the other without the chance of a
contract, brother.

They're going to foreclose on you.

They already have.

The bank's repossessing Thunder next
Friday.

There's got to be something we can do.

You know, I can't remember a time when I
wasn't fighting for something, against

something.

I think I'm finally punched out, Brew.

Punched out?

Punched out, bro.

I'm sorry to hear that.

You dog.

Hey, Brew, I'm sorry.

Oh,

all

punched out, huh?

I think not.

I think we're just holding ourselves
back.

Don't do it, Brew.

Oh, you bet I'm going to do it.

Don't get me fired up. I'm all tired.
Get you all fired up? You're all tired,

man?

And to me, brother, we put too much
blood, sweat, and tears into that boat

just lie down.

If that was your son, would you let
somebody take him from you without a

huh? You're doing it. You're damn right
I am. Oh, hey, I didn't even have time

to tell you.

Guess who's over at the scuttlepot?

Named Kowalski?

Ring a bell?

Now, do you want me to go there all by
myself and tell that cheap shot artist

that you're all punched out?

Kowalski? Yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah, you bet I'm sure,
huh? You sure? He's dragging how he

Hurricane Spencer into a little...

This is a nightmare.

What are we going to do?

This was from my fourth husband.

He was my very favorite.

my finger is not going to fool uncle
edward by itself no megan dear

how much are you willing to do to keep
this hotel what well

maybe there's someone out there who's
just right for you

marry someone by saturday

He's not just pushing the off button.

He's turning you on.

Besides, Jesse's going to have to like
this guy, too.

Yeah, Kelly's right.

Jesse's crazy about Spence. There you
go.

Are you both insane?

Besides, the one thing that R .J.
Hurricane Spencer likes more than that

monstrous thunderbolt of his is his
precious freedom.

Wrong.

I happen to know that R .J. would give
up his freedom long before he'd ever

up that boat.

Oh, I love that wicked smile.

You know something.

Brick will tell me anything I need to
know to get me to go out with him.

Let's just say Spence is on the hook.

All we gotta do is reel him in.

No.

No, no!

Something I would like to discuss with
you.

Shoot.

In private, if you don't mind.

Yes, it should all be there in the file.

Yeah, I'm dressed, I'm ready. I will be
there in five minutes.

Thank you.

Look, what's this all about? Because I'm
running a little late.

Seems you're running late on a lot of
things.

How far behind on your bank loan are
you?

If I'm going to put up the money, I need
to know how much it's going to

cost me.

Why would you put up the money for my
loan?

How much?

93 ,000.

All right.

I might be willing to put up that
amount.

If?

If you... If I... Marry me.

Say that again.

You have to marry me.

Wait a minute.

Let me get this straight.

You're willing to pay me to marry you?

If you don't get the money, you lose
your boat.

If I don't get married, I lose my hotel.

I thought you were the hopeless romantic
who would never marry for anything but

true love.

And that is exactly what I'm doing.

Don't look so smug. I love my hotel.

And I'm even willing to marry you in
order to save it.

Beggars can't be choosers, huh?

Desperate people do desperate things,
huh?

How does marrying me save your hotel?

It fulfills the condition of my father's
will.

I have to be married within 36 hours.

It would be a mutually beneficial
business arrangement, that is all.

Do we have a deal or not I'll let you
know

when

I mean, first the stealth malfunction,
then I couldn't maintain both Russ'

commitments.

Well, it's a tough one. You know, I feel
like this whole thing is my fault.

How so?

Did I ever tell you that Spence saved my
life?

Took a bullet in his chest that was
coming at me.

That bullet would have killed me.

Now,

I feel like I'm killing his dream.

Well, everyone has a dream that'll never
come true.

Do you?

Tell me a dream.

No way!

Come on, tell me a dream.

No, it's stupid.

Besides, it'll never come true anyway,
so... Tell me a dream, and I'll tell you

my dream.

Come on.

Talk to me.

Okay.

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to go
to Italy, to Florence, and apprentice

myself out to an artist, and sculpt
nudes out of Carrara marble, like

Michelangelo's David.

There is nothing in the world as sensual
as running your hands over the contours

of the marble, closing your eyes and
feeling the smooth, cruel texture.

That's rough, Hugh.

I

told you

it was stupid.

No, no, no, no, not at all.

Listen, if you ever need a model, I
can... Well, what's yours?

My what?

Your dream.

My dream?

Oh, my dream.

Oh, it's similar to your... I mean, it's
not about marble or anything. It's...

It's about a real woman.

Actually, it's about you, Kelly.

I dream about the two of us connecting
in

a

conjugal kind of way.

Well, there you go.

Like I said,

some dreams will never come true.

Okay, you got a deal.

Let's go somewhere where we can work out
the details.

Not just yet.

Here.

Take the ring.

Propose to me. What?

Ask me to marry you.

Now? In front of everybody?

You can get on your knees if you like.

Don't push it.

My uncle has eyes everywhere. The more
people that witness this, the better.

So do it properly.

Marry me.

Louder.

Marry me.

Louder, with feeling.

You want feeling?

You want louder with feeling?

Marry me!

I can't keep my feelings a secret any
longer.

I want everyone to know how much I love
you, how much I need you, how I can't

live without you. Me down.

I was stupid not to say yes when you
begged me to marry you a month ago. I

it's not too late.

No!

And I'd like to keep one of these
suckers for whaling.

Spot a humpback off the starboard.

Watch his stinger into his back. Come
on. Come on, Louie.

I think this looks pretty good if I do
say so myself.

Why don't you take a look and tell me
what you think?

We're on the last crate.

Should be ready to weigh anchor before
dark.

Oh, Mr.

Kilmer, I would have never recognized
you.

Yes, you did it again.

Look, these clients are going to have to
wait a couple of days for their

weapons. We got a little business here
we have to take care of. Things are

still... Pretty hot in town. I mean,
after that little thing we pulled off

today.

Well, the last place they're going to
look for us is at the Paradise Beach

Hotel. It won't take long. Just make
sure you keep all the men on the ship.

Yes, sir.

So tell me, baby, why is this little
girl so fascinating?

It's not her. It's this.

Her necklace?

Many years ago, when I didn't have any
money, I worked on a trawler for an ex

-convict. We headed to one of these
islands out here, which only he and the

captain knew.

He got drunk one night, and he showed us
a necklace, four strands of square

brass beads.

He graphically described cutting
somebody's throat for it, said it was

to a fortune worth millions.

Before we got to the islands, we went
down in a storm.

The convict drowned, so did the captain
and everyone else except me.

And here it is, right here, found in the
belly of a shark.

But how is it worth millions?

Well, baby, first we have to get it.

And then we will find out.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you, darling.

Darling, I love you.

And I love you.

I can't do this. Oh, come on, Spence. We
didn't even get to the kiss.

Brother, brother, brother, relax.

You can't convince me. How are you going
to convince 200 people down there?

Should I be wearing sunglasses?

A patch.

I think my eye's getting better. What do
you think?

Let me see.

Yeah. Yeah, it looks pretty good. Now,
listen.

Did you take care of business?

As soon as we top it or not, Megan pays
off the loan. My main man. Yeah.

How about community property?

Community what?

Property. Spence.

Community property? After the two of you
are married, everything you own becomes

half hers, including Thunder?

How'd you handle it? God, I didn't even
think about it. Well, you better think

about it, because here comes the hot
kiss at the end of the wet fifth.

What the heck does that mean?

Ah, saved by the bell.

Community property.

Hold that thought.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, guess
who?

I heard the unattainable is about to
become attained.

I had to come and see with my own eyes
because I just could not believe it.

You're not alone.

How's it going, Nicole?

I'm depressed.

What can Megan Whitaker give you that I
can't? It's complicated.

The least I can do is kiss the groom.

Megan.

Megan. You know, it's very bad luck for
the groom to see the bride before the

wedding. It's even worse luck for the
bride, Megan.

Megan. To see the groom before.

The wedding.

Yeah.

Oh, now, honey, don't go getting
jealous. I was just giving him a little

something to remember me by. If you're
not out of here in five seconds, I'll

give you something to remember me by.

If your honeymoon starts getting boring,
you know where to find me.

Charming girl.

I know what part of your body has done
the thinking until today.

Community property.

But starting here and now, you better
use your brain. We need a prenuptial

agreement eliminating community
property. Because my uncle is here.

And if he proves this is a marriage of
anything other than true love and

devotion, quote unquote, we both lose
everything.

I keep what's mine. You keep what's
yours. Well, you better make this

convincing.

He's working on it. We have a lot riding
on this, the both of us.

Don't blow it.

You shouldn't have heard what I said.
You know, you're one hell of a

Matt, you're right.

Welcome to the Paradise Beach Hotel.

Wait for me on the north side of the
hotel.

Aye.

Please join hands.

Marriage is a blessed event.

A bonding of two souls in celebration of
their feet. No community property.

I don't want any.

You're not getting it.

Of beauty and strength.

It's only 50%. I want controlling
interest of thunder.

Drop dead.

If you won't pretend, I'll walk and
you'll have nothing. And neither will

Without leverage, I'd have nothing
anyway.

Do you, Megan Irene Whittaker... I'll
say no.

Try me.

I do.

Uh, do you, Randolph?

One for this one.

I want $5 ,100.

Of the hotel?

When hell freezes? Of the skulls. Love
and two cherries till death do you part?

Never. Then I'll say no.

You wouldn't dare.

Leverage works both ways.

I do.

Oh, good.

If anyone knows of any reason why these
two people should not be married, let

him speak now or forever hold his seat.
This marriage is a deception and a

fraud.

It's based on commercial enterprise, not
love, and I shall reveal it as such.

Finish the ceremony.

The ring.

Do you have the ring?

Now, repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring.

I thee wed.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

the girl.

You look lovely and what a beautiful
necklace.

May I look at it?

Yes. It came from inside of a shark.

Oh, really?

You know, I bet you would like to know
where it was before it was in that

Do you know?

No, no, no. I don't, but he's a jewelry
expert, so why don't we go show it to

him and find out.

Who's your little friend, honey?

What can you tell this little girl about
her necklace?

Well, we're going to have to get a
closer look.

Let me see.

Let me see. Brass beads, about 10 years
old.

I'm afraid it's not worth very much, but
I'll give you $20 for it.

That means it's worth a lot more.

She's pretty smart. You're very smart.

Okay, $100 for it.

Nothing. My dad gave it to me, so I
never sell it. Bye -bye. Oh, wait, wait,

wait, wait. Now, that's special to you,
isn't it?

Yes. And you don't want to lose it?

No. It's a little bit loose. How about
if I tighten it for you? Will you turn

around for me? Yeah.

Jess, what's wrong?

They stole my necklace!

Stay here.

take care of this.

metal detector yeah yeah okay

got one way to go

all right so the necklace is a puzzle of
some sort but that still doesn't

explain why those awful people wanted it
so badly when we solve the puzzle maybe

we'll find out

Darling, it's late. We really should go.

Jessica? What? Oh, sorry. I thought you
were talking to Spence.

Well, it's your guy's wedding night.

Got one.

So did I.

Wow.

have a thing? The eyes and the mouth?

No, I've seen this before.

It's a map.

Oh,

here's our island.

My father used to take me fishing there.

You're right.

I know.

It's ruined, Kelly.

Let's see what they found out.

The necklace was probably made by a
convict named Andrew the Gimp Gilmore

he was a prisoner at San Quentin. That's
what the SQ stands for.

Prisons stamp every bullet so they can
trace which guard fired them.

She's a pistol, isn't she?

Check it out.

T3, Tower 3.

Y4, Yard 4.

There you go. So who was Gilmore?

He was convicted for masterminding a $3
million robbery 20 years ago. But the

important thing is he was also the prime
suspect in over a dozen unsolved

robberies. Biggies.

Museums. Diamond brokers.

Did they ever find the loot?

The loot?

The haul.

The booty.

The plunder. The goods.

The foil.

The swag.

The stash. Did they ever recover any of
it? No. And here's the topper.

The Gimpster was murdered in the
prison's craft shop after making a

of bullet casings for his wife. That
necklace was never found.

So maybe Gimpy's dad just looted one of
these islands. Bingo.

But there's no X marks of sport.

Yes, there is.

There's a map on this side, too.

God's sake, Spence, will you give me a
little room here?

Hey,

check it out. There is an X.

Get Thunder ready. We leave first thing
in the morning.

No. Yes.

Forget it. I'm coming. You're staying.

I am coming.

I said no.

I said yes. I said no. Absolutely I am
coming. I am coming because bottom line

is I now own 51 % of this boat.

All right already. You can come. But no
bickering, no bellyaching, and no

backtalk. I give the orders and you
follow them. Understood?

And when you're through stowing this
away, I got some more stuff for you.

Why does he have to be so churlish?

Churlish?

Oh, Spencer, why do you have to be so
churlish?

Get in. Let's go.

Come on.

It's not fair.

It was my necklace.

I should have gotten to go to the
islands, too.

Hon, life ain't about what's fair.

It's about who wields the power.

Nine -year -olds don't. Well, that's not
fair either.

Well, if they were going on their
honeymoon, you wouldn't have gone.

Kelly, Drew wouldn't be there.

Don't bet on that.

We'll maybe do something exciting
together.

We'll make them really fall in love.

What do you mean, Jess? They're already
married.

Why does everybody think I don't know
what's going on?

I know they got married because of
Grandpa's will and Uncle's will.

Well, so, how do you feel about that?

I feel like Hayley Mills in The Parent
Trap.

Except there's only one of me.

But that can be enough.

More than enough.

Him and you.

I'm wrong.

Oh!

Me down.

Me down!

Thank you so much.

There's a beautiful drawing, Jessica.
Thanks for solving the muzzle for me.

course.

Latitude, 52 degrees south.

Longitude, 78 degrees north.

Where is it? Right there. Right there.
There's the island and the boat.

All right. Get the men.

Get the weapons.

We're going ashore. I'll show

you some thunder.

You know, I kind of feel like we're on a
family outing.

It's around here.

It is over there.

No, I'm telling you. It's around here.

The X was clearly marked on the map in
the middle of a pond or a lake. And we

passed the lake way back on the other
side of the island.

enough of the love spats please i tell
you what megan join me on the rock over

there for high tea thank you very much
you're welcome she's your wife

oh god

What's he doing looks to me like he's
climbing a tree

Get up. No.

Get up. Get your own rock.

X marks the spot.

Oh, I found it.

Spence, we got an opening, buddy.

Rush, rush.

I can't.

Megan the lake

And the missus?

Okay, I got you, hon.

I got you. I got you right here.

I got you. Come on now.

Come on.

I got you.

Whoa. Oh,

yuck, yuck, yuck. Oh, God. Oh, yuck.

You're not afraid of snakes, are you? I
just don't like disgusting things

crawling up my leg, that's all.

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh, Spencer.

A moment of your time, please.

Sit down, my friend.

Oh, that's heavy.

Oh, boy.

Look, what's that?

Wow.

He's pretty smart, the old gimster. He's
sealing two rafts together to make a

giant waterproof bay.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

What is it?

Oh, Stinson, before we begin, I just
want to say I'm very excited.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Money.

Except crime doesn't pay.

Drop your weapons now!

Can't anybody listen to me? I said drop
your weapons!

Or your bride's gonna be your ex!

That's right.

Drop your weapon, Vera.

be this great commando do something
think you could take her with you when

leave i don't want to separate the
newlyweds i'm violent but i'm not cruel

cruel no besides i've got her daughter
and her maid of honor at our ship what

how the hell do you think we found you
did you hurt either of them i swear i'll

find you and i'll rip your heart out
through your throat

Let's go. Come on.

to seal the hole.

Now, everybody.

You see, it's like this, big man.

Your wedding vows, till death do us
part.

We ain't getting out the way we got in.

Well, there's going to be another way.
We've got to get out of here.

Don't worry. We'll get Jess back.

Trust me.

Well,

I don't think our friends are going to
be needing their boat.

You want me to take it for a test drive?

Won't we all take it for a test drive?

personnel enter identification code now
man this is a hell of a boat identity

not verified you have 20 seconds to
leave this craft or enter proper

identification code now 20 seconds or
what's it gonna do kick us off

What are you doing?

He's oxygenating his blood.

This pool leads to the ocean. When Fence
finds his way out, all we have to do is

follow this.

How long can he stay under there?

Don't worry about it. It's part whale.

There's a way out.

Megan, you just have to relax.

Remember everything I told you.

When we get in the water, start your
deep breathing.

When I give the signal, take a deep
breath and we'll all go under.

Well, it'll hold enough air to get us
through the cave.

If there's no leaks.

Let's do it.

Calm down, Megan. You can do it for
Jess.

Hey, Megan. Megan.

Piece of cake.

Three deep breaths. We go under
together.

Ready?

One.

Two.

Thank you.

Ben.

No, I can't give you any support unless
I turn on the engines.

We'll have to make do.

Well, can't you just radio the post
guard? No, no, no. They seem coming

away. It'd be too dangerous for Jess and
Kelly.

I'll bring her back to you.

Be careful.

Do me a favor, will you?

Bring Kelly back, too, because I'd like
a shot at my own honeymoon or a

reasonable facsimile.

Get Thunder ready to breathe fire.
Already on it, brother.

What are you doing?

A little psychological warfare.

Let us go and we'll call it even.

Doesn't work for me.

Tie him up.

It's time to feed the sharks.

No! No!

Dad! Oh, yeah, Navy SEAL. How about Navy
Anchor? No!

Please, Tom.

Shut up.

He's ready, Mr. Kilmer.

Go ahead and kill me, but let them go.

It's nothing personal.

I got it. What

are you doing?

I'm giving you mouth -to -mouth.

I don't need mouth -to -mouth.

Oh.

Spencer,

I...

I don't know what to say.

You'll think of something later.

Bruce, strap him in.

Remind me to save your life more often.

Let's get that line secured.

Away anchored. Aye, sir.

We're set course to Panama.

Hooray! Yes, sir.

Hold on tight.

Are you going to get under for the last
minute?

Let's hope so. No problemo, brother.

Visual on screen.

Get ready. We're busting loose.

Take out a stinger missile and blow them
off the planet. Now!

15 seconds. 14.

13.

Hydra thruster malfunction.

9. 8.

9. 5.

8.

2 .9. 2 .8.

2 .6.

2 .5.

That stinger's catered on us, Vince.

I want it to.

2 .1. What goes around comes around. 1
.9. 1 .8.

1 .7.

What? What's it doing?

1 second.

You're the Coast Guard.

Tell them they can fish some barracuda
out of the water now.

Spence, what about the treasure, man?

There's always another day in paradise.

You were incredible today, darling.

How would you like some champagne?

Maybe later.

They've discovered your device.

They know.

My devices have never been discovered.

I have heard fake it, not make it. Move
your hand.

Kind of a shame that your security sweep
turned up old Uncle Edward's handiwork.

You never know what real passions might
have flared.

Lola, would you leave Miss LaRue and I
alone for a moment so I can show her

of my handiwork? You never know what
passions might flare.

Lola, stay where you are.

Boiled sport.

Well, even though they outsmarted Uncle
Edward this time, he's not going to back

off.

Neither am I.

How about a little gratitude for saving
your life?

If you hadn't given Jessica that
necklace in the first place, it wouldn't

been in danger.

Darling, I love you and I'm so glad
we're finally married.

That's no act.

Look at this couple. They're in love.

And you pay.