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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

Don't you have a boyfriend?

I'll tell him in person.

I wanna make Mattia jealous.

How about bringing some friends for my girls?

I don't think you're ready for my cock.

Hi! Who's here?

They found us in the bedroom with the girls.

Excuse me, I have to pee.

-Where are you going? -We made plans.

Hello!

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

Sure, fuck it.

Tonight we're getting drunk.

-Here's to Italia Shore! -And to our guests!

To us women!

We started with a bang!

We played a little game:

we would spin the wheel and make out with everybody in turn.

I started with my boxer.

Go, Asia!

There was this 28-year-old man...

-Simone, who do you choose? -You.

Me?

Come to mama too!

THE VILLA

The girls headed out before us.

We took a shower, fixed our hair, got dressed,

and went off to party.

Were these clothes half off? They look unfinished...

The Fantastic Five hit the town in great company.

We made our usual VIP entrance.

The girls stared at us while we went to our table.

Hello, boys! Hey, girls!

The guys showed up with their damsels...

Honestly...

I don't even care, I'm having a blast!

It looked like an American Pie style party.

We had a shot too many, and things got out of control.

Clean.

I don't know where to look!

I didn't hold back.

Let's go!

I kept an eye on Mattia the whole time...

"Let's see what he's gonna do with my bad B-version."

I talked a lot with Federica...

and I explained her how things were.

-Not even a kiss? -No se puede.

In the meantime, I had my share of fun.

I'm sure you have a lot of admirers.

-You think? -Why are you here with me?

I don't really care about admirers.

I wanted to make Mattia jealous,

so I went in the back of the party with this dude...

and I kissed him.

Partially because I felt like it, and partially to make Mattia jealous.

Easy...

At some point, we got escorted outside, to our van.

She didn't do anything, come on!

-What the fuck? -Simmer down, girls.

I don't give a fuck. Get lost.

They started calling each other "whore" and "bitch"...

I thought they were saying goodbye. I was in the back seat doing this.

Those girls were telling us to fuck off,

Giss was freaking out and head butted me...

That hurt a lot, by the way.

Hey! Calm down! What the hell...?

Chill, bitch!

She was scarier than Samara coming out of the well.

What the fuck are you doing?

Cut it out!

-What are you doing? -I'll kill her.

-I swear! -Let's be adults!

I would have stayed longer, just to enjoy the scene.

What a satisfaction. How awesome.

Whores!

I came back home and there I saw Giss on the sofa.

She was dying, she was half collapsed.

Can I just tell you something? Those guys were certified losers.

And you thought I could feel threatened by that?

All it took, was for me to say one word and she revived.

-They were crazy about me. -So, what did you do?

They found me interesting.

You went off with a loser, and I blew off the blond hottie!

-I blew him off too. -That's a lie! I saw you!

And he got jealous, super jealous.

He was like: "You kissed him, I saw you!"

That's right. And that means you were looking at me, honey.

- I blew two guys off. -Because you're in love with me?

-I'm not in love with you. -Yes, you are.

-What if I was? -Nothing.

You don't have the guts to admit it. That's why you can't win against me.

I struck again. As I always do.

-You're so... so... -Ok.

-You drive me crazy! -I know.

But you won't admit it...

-I will, eventually. Yeah. -Really?

I tried to provoke him, to get a reaction...

I'm too much for you, uh?

-The fact that you can't have me... -Who needs you?

...is driving you crazy. -Who?

You.

-Who needs your blonde curls? -You, the blonde girl, everybody!

The blonde girl? Don't bring her up!

That was embarrassing...

Look at me, I'm Mr. Stud, Mr. Drago!

But then he loses it for a 5-foot bimbo!

But I mean, she's a smart girl.

-Go to bed, Drago! -Did you hear her?

You're losing your war, Drago...

Come on. I can't do this anymore, I wanna go back home.

Mum, come pick me up, please.

I wake up, and I hear the bell ringing

SAMUELE'S AND FRANCESCO'S MUMS

I open the gate, and I see my mum.

It was one of the greatest moments of this whole vacation.

I was sleeping...

and, all of a sudden, I heard the door open.

I look up, and there I see my mum.

I stopped by to see you.

Are you alright?

-How are you? -Good, and you?

I swear:

that was the most unexpected thing of this whole vacation.

-You startled me. -Really?

Why? Come on.

I kinda panicked,

because I'd just woken up and wasn't quite sure what was going on.

-What did you bring? -So, let's see...

-I brought some tiramisù. -I made a cobbler.

We had a fantastic breakfast.

Samuele's mum brought over some cake,

and my mum brought my fav dish, some homemade lasagna.

My mum's tiramisù is just...

I mean... fantastic.

She also brought a one of my aunt's homemade bundt cakes,

which are legendary.

I met this other girl, yesterday, and I...

-Oh, well. What's new? -I messed up.

-That doesn't surprise me. -I know, mum.

But it's inevitable, there are too many temptations.

She basically told me I'm a jerk.

She went like: "Dang it, son! You'll never change.

When are you gonna learn?"

-Bye, guys. -Bye!

-Bye, guys. -Bye, mum!

When I saw them this morning, I freaked out.

What the fuck?

I heard this noise and I was like: "What the fuck is that?"

I snuck up to him and... bam! Right in his face!

We're a gang.

Are you still seeing me, if I go like this?

Take this, you jerk!

We made a mess.

I received a letter that said: "Claris, get ready.

A driver will pick you up in half an hour".

I started to wonder who that could be.

-Go! Hurry! -Will you come with me?

Oh, God!

My first thought was: "It's Gabriele".

-Honey, if it's him... -If it's him, I'm gonna marry him.

-I'm not kidding. I feel like crying. -Hurry, you're late!

She kept wondering who it could be. I was like: "Get ready. Now!"

-I'm so happy! -I hope it's really him, darling!

But, you know,

he's a very shy guy, so...

It could also be my dad, you know?

Or even my sister!

Emi started saying: "Maybe it's your ex, Matteo!"

Gosh...

Oh, God, I'm so nervous!

I'm not kidding, I was jittery.

When I saw Gabriele from afar, I started crying.

I walked up to him in tears.

I was in ecstasy. I didn't expect that at all.

I didn't even know what to say.

It was wonderful.

But at the same time, my stomach was in knots; I was anxious.

-Have you been a good girl? Yeah? -Yes. I made some new friends...

-Oh, yeah? What else? -I met new people.

I kissed this one guy, but it was two girls and a dude.

What do you mean?

-We were just playing around. -That's a weird game to play.

I told him what happened straight away.

It didn't mean anything. I swear.

-I wasn't expecting this. -I know.

I understand.

But he was heartbroken nonetheless, and rightly so.

I could see it in his eyes.

If I'm still sitting here, it's just because I missed you.

I missed you too, very much.

The moment I saw him, I thought: "I'm leaving with him tonight.".

I felt it was the right time for me to quit.

-Would you come back? -Where?

Home, with me.

You wanna go now? Let's go.

-Now? Right now? -Yes. Give me a kiss?

I am really happy... with the choice I made.

THE VILLA

-Hello? -Drago!

You'll meet with another client, tomorrow morning.

He owns a carwash. Are you familiar with this job?

Sure. I love cars.

Perfect. So, that's your job for tomorrow.

Ok.

Carwash... We're gonna be washing cars.

Think about some catchy lines

to attract customers.

Ok, will do.

Alright, bye.

That's when the challenge started.

This looks straight out of a junkyard.

What is this?

"A shiny car will make your wife wet."

But it you wanna dry her up, you can always call Drago!

Mattia is such a genius!

He's the world's expert on everything.

Too bad he wrote on the protective film,

instead of the paper.

No!

No!

You're gonna fart bubbles, now!

-So, who was it? -Gabriele.

-That's great. -What happened?

-Why are you back so soon? -Well... I'm quitting.

-You're leaving? -Yes, I'm leaving.

-He's waiting for me outside. -So, you're quitting?

That was a hard blow.

But I'm happy, because this is for her own good.

And that's what matters.

-Did you have a chance to talk? -Yes.

-You told him about that guy? -Yes.

How did he react?

CLARIS' BOYFRIEND

-Where are you heading to, tonight? -Home!

You could watch Ex On The Beach together!

I think they are streaming the old episodes...

What do you think?

I wouldn't laugh too much, if I were you.

I love you, wifey...

She took a piece of my heart with her.

I love her dearly.

-Let's keep in touch. -Of course.

-Bye, sweetie. -I'll miss you.

My tears were of joy and sadness.

-Take care of your beautiful self. -You too, girls.

-Is that him? -I'll see you soon. Yes.

Should I come with you?

I chose to go with my boyfriend, but I know...

I have found some real friends. They're like a family to me.

If we wanna go dancing, we have to do this.

We're on car-wash duty.

We were pumped and ready to go.

THE CAR WASH

CAR WASH OWNER

Good morning, guys. I'm Gianmarco, the owner.

Usually this is a self-service car wash,

but today you'll be washing our customers' cars.

We were by the side of the road, holding up our signs,

looking fantastic and with las chapas afuera, siempre.

Dude, come get your car washed!

It's filthy, come here!

Marcolino would literally jump through the windows.

That was his way to stop the cars that passed by.

Can we wash your car, please?

Yeah!

Mattia and the rest spotted a couple of pussies,

and flung themselves to the wash these girls' car.

-Really? All of you? -No, thanks. Bye.

Two pretty girls stopped by, and we assaulted their car.

Here?

Should I park here?

No sponges or buckets:

only my body.

I'm gonna have to take it to the body shop!

The Giss Body Car Wash.

I'm the sponge, I'm the tool.

I rub my body against the cars and make them shiny.

Giss was out of control.

Careful! You're gonna smash the hood! Get off!

-Body-wash! -She's like a jellyfish!

It's slippery! I can't find any holds!

Easy...

Tits against the windshield.

She's gonna total your car, bro!

Are you sure it's ok?

You're smashing my hood!

She scratched the hole paintwork.

I scratched Diamantone's car with my nipple piercing.

That's terrible. I'm the worst, that's it.

Whenever I looked at Giss, I burst out laughing. I mean...

At some point, she was on top of the van,

spinning like a top! I mean, I can't...

I need more soap, it's not slippery enough!

-Oh, no! I'm sliding! -Go ahead!

We went the extra mile, we got wild, and we had a blast.

THE VILLA

Oh, God! What now?

Hello?

-Mattia, is that you? - Ciao , Diamantone.

I have two big news for you.

Stop whatever you're doing and gather the fam, please.

Guys, come here! Stop whatever you're doing.

The first news is that I booked

a VIP room at the Mucca Assassina for tonight.

We have our own VIP room at the Mucca Assassina for tonight.

Shush, guys.

The second news is that...

this will be your last night here.

All good things come to an end, unfortunately.

Tomorrow, you'll be back to reality.

Sadly, your vacation ends today.

This will be your last night together as a family.

I wasn't expecting that.

At all.

I want you on top form, ok? I'm sending you a big hug.

-Cheer up. -Alright, bye.

Say hello to everybody, bye.

Lola, we can tick that one off our list. That's done.

-What's going on? -Tell us.

This will be our last night.

We're going home tomorrow.

-Tomorrow? -This can't be!

I can't get over the fact that we're leaving tomorrow;

that it's time to part ways and go back to our daily lives.

I... still can't believe it.

-Wow. This is really over. -No... How is this possible?

Our last dance.

Tonight, arguing is forbidden!

I knew this day would come.

I knew that eventually I had to go back to my ordinary life.

But still, I feel like the world collapsed upon me.

That can't be true, guys.

Don't do that, you're gonna make me cry.

That was a heavy blow.

That really hit me hard. We were all in shock.

I'm gonna miss these guys,

I'm gonna miss my friends.

It's been a journey full of new and intense emotions.

This sucks.

You know there's an end, but when you get there...

it truly sucks.

They all have a special place in my heart,

because each one of them has left a little something in me.

I didn't think I'd get so attached to these guys, honestly.

It's hitting me hard, fuck. I'm not kidding.

Here, have some taralli.

Let's rock and roll.

We'll have to live this last day to the fullest, as usual.

Life is not always a boxing match.

Sometimes it's good to live lightly...

and don't take it all too hard.

Hello?

ON THE PHONE WITH CLARIS

Hello, wifey!

Claris, my lovely wifey.

-Are you holding up ok? -Come to the Mucca, tonight.

I was so happy to hear her voice.

Oh, God! Sure, I'm already there!

Nice, 'cause that wasn't a question.

-Love you! See you later. Bye. -A big kiss your way. Bye.

I invited her to our last party, so we can say goodbye together.

No, go away! I can see your balls!

It's our last party, it's gonna rock.

Here's to our last party!

To our last night together,

and to the first fucking season of Italia Shore!

It's our last night. Let's not cry and let's have fun.

Let's riot, as only we can.

THE AREA CLUB MUCCA ASSASSINA NIGHT

We got to the club and we made our usual sexy entrance.

I was dressed to kill. My boobs were just out of this world.

Mamma mia!

We started our last night with a bang!

We danced the night away.

We were off the chains.

I had a blast!

I was so glad Claris joined us.

It was a bittersweet feeling,

but we did our best to be happy and enjoy the moment.

Diamantone joined the goodbye party,

and we infected him with our joy and craziness.

Let's do it! One, two, three...

For one night, we managed not to fight.

For our last night.

We said goodbye as a family, doing what we do best:

partying hard.

There you are!

We feel at home in any club.

We leave our mark everywhere.

As a great Greek poet once said:

many people like pussy, but everybody loves dick!

Thank you for everything, guys!

Thank you for having us!

I climbed these iron poles,

and I started to bang them, and bang them.

You're crazy!

Emi drank directly from my butt crack.

Mum, don't look! Mum, I'm sorry!

And I drank from Spadino's abs.

I mean, "abs" is a big word.

Giss was rolling on the floor. Her butt and thighs got all black.

That was a great... I mean, the greatest night ever!

I could have gone a step further, I could have partied harder.

That was the perfect ending for this experience.

I'm happy about that.

THE VILLA

The Jaguar never gets dead drunk. Never.

You'll never see me flat and passed out.

You're so beautiful...

You'll always see me standing straight, like my cock.

Are you making some carbonara?

Yuck.

Yuck? Really?

-I feel sick, that's why. -Really? I have to pee.

Who's down for some carbonara?

I decided to follow my heart.

Hey. There's something I need to tell you. Now.

And I'm not drunk.

I'm sober, look.

I figured it was now or never.

-You won. -Why?

-Don't make me say it. -Say it.

-You won! -No, not if you don't say it.

You have to say it.

-Well... -Say it.

He wanted me...

to say it out loud, so I did.

I like you!

How much?

-From one to ten? -Yes.

Eight.

-How much? That's not true! -Eight!

-Oh, come on... -How much, from one to ten?

Giss admitted she is fond of me!

Finally!

-You know how much I hate you? -How much?

-Eleven! -How much do you like me, though?

-Eight. -I don't believe you.

I felt like a lotto girl! Holy cow!

I was like: "I hate you eleven".

-So... I won? -Yeah.

-You admitted it the very last night. -Yes, I waited till the end.

She didn't lose at all. That was the sweetest thing.

After all, I think she came out as the winner,

because she overcame her fear of saying what she felt.

-You did great. Give me a kiss. -No...

-On the cheek, come on! -Yes, I know, I know...

Could you tell?

-It was obvious. -No, that's not true!

-I'm telling you! -Liar.

Mattia, to me, is the most special person I met here.

-Can we be friends? Forever? -Yes. We're friends.

He hides himself behind...

his ego, his strength, his rage...

I, instead, hide behind my instinct and my madness.

But that's just a mask.

-I'll always respect you. -Same here.

-Because I... That's right. -...love you.

I took my emotional armor off and showed my real self,

and she did the same.

-Are we gonna be alright, tomorrow? -Of course.

-No shame, right? -No shame.

-Because... -We're the best.

...we care for each other.

LAST DAY OF VACATION

Living under the same roof with strangers for 25 days straight...

is a special experience and a rare opportunity.

I'll miss waking up among my friends.

This experience made me realise how much I'm worth.

And I'm worth a lot. In every way.

This is the hardest part.

I have one foot in reality, and the other still here.

This is like a family to me.

Ever since I set foot in this villa,

I felt like me and the others formed a big crazy family.

We truly love each other.

Despite our flaws and differences,

we were able to bond and connect.

And... we really care about each other.

Are you leaving on a gondola?

-See you soon, love! -This is not a goodbye!

Bye!

They're family.

Because during the last 20 days

we shared sorrows...

and joys.

I can't handle you both!

We've been through thick and thin.

-It's been wonderful! -Bye!

Thank you, guys!

-I love you, guys! -We love you too, honey!

Mamma...

-Next time, don't bring any luggage. -That's right. I'll pack one for you.

-You promise? -You have my word.

We did great.

-I love you, bro. -Let's keep in touch.

I realised I need to be more forgiving towards myself

and other people.

Ok, it's my fault. Alright.

Don't fuck with me.

Blondes are mischievous:

they can hide behind their angel face.

I need to be less judgmental and take things more lightly.

I'm starting to get grabby...

It's hard for people to see your true colours and good side,

when you constantly hide behind an emotional shield.

We do love each other,

and I'm sure our friendship will survive outside the villa.

We'll continue to hang out in the real world.

Be a good girl, ok?

And tell everybody in Calabria that you met King Drago.

It's tough.

Hello!

It's heartbreaking.

Bye, tough girl.

You'll always be my lost chance.

I wanna thank the guys.

Yes, I might have lost all my dignity,

but thanks to them I was able to show a different side of me.

A side that many struggle to see.

Mind your business, and I'll mind my own.

Or better, I'll mind yours too.

-Bye, guys! -Ciao.

Thanks for everything!

Come here, bro.

-Bye, sweetie. -I can't believe this!

Be good, ok?

Bro...

We'll keep in touch.

I just wanna say one last thing, before leaving the villa.

It's been wonderful.

Every day's been a gift. It was a fantastic experience.

Get in the car!

You think we're full of shit?

Take care.

After you.

I'm overjoyed I met such great people,

they're like a family to me.

I found a new family and a new love interest.

One bite!

Regarding me and Asia...

we'll see how it goes.

We'll see what life brings.

Ciao, bruh!

I'll leave you with my special greeting.

I can't wait to leave, I swear. I've had enough.

I can't stand watching the others go. I hate goodbyes,

even though I know we'll see each other again.

-Bye, bro. -Bye, lovelies!

-Bye, sweetie! -Come here!

I was counting the days to when I had to leave,

but when the last day came I was totally unprepared.

You know...

we shared a lot of experiences.

Fuck off, you jerk!

We shared a lot of emotions, a lot of stuff.

And to part ways this suddenly is not easy.

You bastard!

I'm thankful...

for every single emotion we shared.

Keep it hard, keep rocking.

-Bye, Giss. -Bye, handsome.

I'm gonna miss the guys,

and all the craziness.

I have a big cock, you know?

I'm gonna miss having them around all day.

It's gonna be tough.

I've learned that it's possible to bond

with people who are different from you...

with total strangers.

All it took was to be forced to live together

in the same villa.

-See ya! -Bye, guys!

Now, it's just me and you!

You and me!

The real king and queen of the villa!

The rulers of Italia Shore!

Hail to the king!

Hail to the princess, to the lady!

Hail to the queen!

To La Giss!

I'm gonna miss everything! Everything!

Our fights, our reconciliations, our hangs, our meals...

Everything.

Big fish, here I come!

There you go.

Do you need a fishing net for the big catch?

You have zero respect for women!

I felt welcomed, loved, understood.

You're crazy!

And in the end, I even found the big fish!

But it got away, as usual.

"A shiny car will make your wife wet."

But it you wanna dry her up, you can always call Drago!

I look forward to the day when my King will take his crown off...

and kneel down to lick my pussy!

-Thank you. A round of applause! -Thank you.

For me, this was a sort of revenge and a moment of growth.

The last key, here we go!

It's been a beautiful journey.

I had a blast.

And I know this new family has so much more to give

and so much more to share with each other,

on the outside world.

As you can see,

the captain is always the last person to abandon the ship.

See you, paupers!

The Jaguar is the last one to leave because he owns the house!

The Jaguar! The Jaguar of Acilia!

There, there...

Come on.

Let's say goodbye to this beautiful house.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

That's it.

You made me cry! Unbelievable!

After you, my love... my princess, my queen.

And here we are, at the finish line.