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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

Hello!

I'm throwing a party at the villa,

and I invited some of the cast from Ex On The Beach and Are You The One?

I painted this for you.

I squirted on it.

That caught me off guard.

I mean, didn't you have a boyfriend?

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

THE VILLA

You were getting it on, with that dude. I mean...

I saw you kissing him. I mean, he was handsome.

I felt guilty.

My behaviour was unfair to Gabriele.

I was afraid of losing him.

Guys...

Being in a relationship doesn't mean being in chains.

We should value freedom above all else, always.

Oh, God...

Will he forgive you?

No? It was just a fling, come on.

I want her to enjoy her life to the fullest.

This is stopping you from fully enjoying this experience.

I felt a mix of sadness, anxiety, and anguish.

I feel guilty, I feel shitty.

That was not a mistake; that was a good life experience.

-Who is it? -Who the fuck could it be?

Who's there?

-Good morning! -Matteo Diamante is in the house!

Diamantone brought over some fresh croissants.

Who did this to me, guys?

That was embarrassing.

-Is that a hickie? -Yep.

It's ok. Moving on...

Diamantone showed up and told us...

I need a solid, this time around.

You know I bend over backwards to entertain you and all of that.

I'm throwing a special event, tonight.

I booked some strippers, but they bailed on me.

-I'm here. -I need my machos to help me out.

-We're down! -Alright!

You just saved the night!

I mean, they do have the right physique.

But they lack everything else.

I'll also need a hand from these beautiful girls.

I need you to leaflet for me.

-These are the flyers... -No!

Guess who was on the flyers?

-No! -This can't be!

The five of us.

-I can't believe this! -I'm keeping one of these.

"Italia Shore Strip Night."

The Fantastic Five. That's us.

Giss and Swamy will also have to come up

with a presentation for the show.

You'll introduce the guys... Please, don't die.

So that's very important.

Give us a task, and we'll deliver. That's guaranteed.

I'm sending over a friend, he's a choreographer.

He'll teach you the dance the strippers were supposed to perform.

I've performed as a stripper, in the past.

I'm familiar with the scene.

I'm coming!

Who's there?

-Hello. -Hi. We're hungover, forgive us.

It's the stripping instructor!

The instructor taught us how to handle the performance.

-We'll have to turn on the girls. -Yep. That's what I'm here for.

I don't know if you're familiar with striptease,

so we'll keep it simple.

If you have any special skills, please let me know.

-I'm a master drinker. -Perfect. We'll save that for later.

He can use his dick as a cowbell.

That might be useful, but some might not appreciate.

-Can I be your assistant? -Please.

She couldn't wait!

I've seen a lot of striptease dancers

performing in the nightclubs I work at.

So I volunteered as an assistant, slash guinea pig.

That's the caiman move.

The instructor explained the theory, and then we moved to practice.

About time!

I make the lady stand up, I spin her around, like this...

and I get closer. A little bit of slow dancing...

Hand, caress...

-And then you push her away. -That's right!

That's the idea: closeness, distance, and so on.

-I step away, and... -It's about teasing.

I'd never had a striptease lesson

and I've never set foot in a strip club.

It was all new to me.

When he started to dance around me... Oh, God.

Oh, come on!

Sorry! Wait, come back!

She's laughing at me!

Samuele was cracking me up.

I know my moves...

I know how to spice things up.

Way to go, Gianmarco!

I was like: "Let's do it and see what happens."

Good!

That's how you do it. You have to be sexy.

I learned right away.

The training session paid off.

I think I did well. I've danced in strip clubs before, so...

You can do it!

You left the mic attached, that's why.

Maybe, next time, try not to hit her...

That was a lot of fun.

We were dying laughing.

At first we were embarrassed, but we slowly got into it.

Alright, guys. Keep rehearsing and have a great night.

Thank you. It was a pleasure meeting you.

-It's been fun! -Bye, thank you.

Now, leave the leafleting to us women.

OPERATION FLYERS

We went killing machine-mode

and we plastered Fiumicino with our flyers.

May I leave a flyer?

The show is today, at 5pm.

It's a male strip show. This afternoon, at 5pm.

The strippers are hot!

"Giss, are you wearing a swimsuit?" "This is a dress."

She's crazy.

Check them out.

Are you coming to our show, esta noche?

The flyer was embarrassing.

They looked like a bunch of naked Neanderthals,

and we were supposed to get people to come to the show.

Can I leave a couple of flyers?

I was working in my field.

Finally.

It felt great.

I enjoyed it.

-Do you want one? -They're hot!

This is my element.

We're real characters...

-It's free entry. -Excuse me?

I have a question: is this a fishing boat?

-Fishing any good? -Yes, we caught some big fish.

Some big fish?

I can't seem to catch any! I need advice!

Finally, today I'm going fishing.

Sorry...

No matter what we do, we always have fun.

We had a blast.

Hello!

Good evening.

You look like a marble statue. You're beautiful.

I wanna invite him over.

Swamy caught a nice big fish.

A handsome barber.

Thank you! Bye!

-Should I close this? -Am I really invited over?

Yes, come over after work!

Leafleting was fun, but also exhausting.

But we accomplished the mission nonetheless.

THE VILLA

Who knows how it will be.

Are we really stripping?

It's strip night!

The ladies are gonna love us!

It would be nice if it was a private event,

but basically it's a party.

We'll have to get them horny.

And we're too short to be professional strippers.

Are we ready?

Wow, you guys dressed nice.

I didn't. We'll have to get naked anyway.

FIUMICINO SENIOR CENTER

We were greeted by a crowd of elderly ladies in their eighties.

They were applauding and cheering and I was like: "This can't be..."

I just wanted to curl up and die.

Let's get you to the changing room!

They were expecting a crowd of beautiful sexy ladies... But, no.

The stands were full of grannies; not one young lady in sight!

They were clapping and cheering, and we were like: "OMG".

This is ultra embarrassing. I've got the shivers.

No wonder the strippers bailed!

That was so awkward. It was bad.

-I've danced for weird crowds, but... -But this is something else.

Look at the bright side:

maybe we'll find ourselves a wealthy heiress

and solve all of our problems.

We're about to see some studs!

We have Spadino, or "Little Sword". But don't be misled by the name!

His sword is pretty huge!

We also have our so-called King!

They say he's a fire-breathing dragon.

So, if you want a dry va-jay-jay, make sure you call Drago!

And then we have Skino! He's a tiny fellow, but he's a great dancer!

At times, though, he can be stiff as a mannequin.

Gianmarcone is a hymn to our country!

He loves animal print and pear rum, but he's never seen one!

And last but not least... Marcolino!

Our man child!

-He has a big heart. -But what about the rest?

-How are we doing? -Hello, ladies.

They were on cloud nine. We injected a breath of youth,

you could tell by their big smiles.

We started to dance, each one with their granny.

They were wild, I'm telling you.

It's ok, we made them happy, I guess.

They were ready to eat us, like cannibals.

She's the best! Another whirl!

I reassured the lady that I wasn't gonna cross the line.

The jaguar is a sensual animal,

it knows how to move. It's in his nature.

-Thank you! -Thank you, ma'am.

It was great to see the joy on their faces.

That made me so happy.

Guys, we're having our weekly dance class.

-Do you feel like joining us? -Of course!

-Would you like that? -Yes!

-Alright! -Clothes on or off?

Off!

-Ok, let's do it! -Let's start class!

I gave my best at group-dancing.

I just love dancing.

And forward, cha cha cha!

One more time!

Hips!

-And backward! -Go, Spadino!

Backwards!

And march! Listen!

From the top!

Is the class over? I'm knackered!

Kudos to Matteo Diamante for arranging the whole thing.

I had a blast.

Bye, ladies!

-You did great! All of you! -Who, me?

That was awesome.

THE VILLA

What are you doing? Go outside!

I was feeling down.

I was anxious.

Hi, love!

ON THE PHONE WITH HER BOO

I'm alright. What about you?

Talking with Gabriele was intense...

And... No, I'm not gonna cry.

It was wonderful.

I miss you.

I feel guilty

and I feel terrible, because...

I think I might lose Gabriele.

There's so much I gotta tell you.

I failed him. And I've been weak.

But I never stopped thinking about him. Never.

Oh, God, baby...

It's hard, you know? I didn't expect this, but it's hard.

Ok, honey. Kisses.

Bye, love.

I'm gonna cry.

You talked to him, it's a good thing.

He's there. He's not going anywhere.

After the call, Claris cried with joy.

But shortly after, she felt wracked with guilt again.

What did you tell him?

That we'll have a lot of things to talk about, once I'm out of here.

So... you didn't tell him about last night?

It's not like I can talk with him every day, while I'm here.

-I can't tell him, right now. -Yeah, don't.

Once I'm out of here, we'll talk about it face to face.

That was just a moment of weakness.

But I'm afraid it's gonna cost her more than it should.

-That's much better. -I have no choice.

I can't tell him on the phone and then disappear for another week.

You didn't mess up that bad.

If he cares about you, he'll forgive you. I'm sure he will.

I wouldn't, if I were him. Honestly.

Let's keep a pillow in the middle, just to be safe...

Hello?

Good morning.

ON THE PHONE WITH JUTTA "THE BOSS"

Are you happy to hear from me?

Yes. Always.

This is not a courtesy call.

Of course...

-We're back to work. -Ok.

I have a brand-new client who runs a horse farm.

I'm sending all of you over there to give him a hand.

I'm counting on you, Samuele.

-He's an important client. -Don't worry.

-Bye. -Bye bye.

A horse farm. We'll be shoveling shit.

Jutta called us early in the morning.

We had to go help this guy at his horse farm.

-We're going to work. -What?

It's a horse farm.

I feel adventurous!

I always dreamed of having a horse.

And living on the open range, you know? Texas style.

Swamy?

Where is she?

Swamy?

Have you seen Swamy?

I was like: "Where the hell is she?" I thought she was downstairs,

having breakfast, so I went back to my room and got ready.

Yes, I didn't get up. But I needed to sleep so bad.

So I laid down on a sunbed by the pool,

and woke up again when they were about to leave.

Swamy?

Wake up, now. We're heading to work.

HORSE FARM

Horse farm equals manure smell and flies.

Horses smell bad.

-We'll split into two groups. -Alright.

One will take care of cleaning, of the water, and so on.

What about the heavier work?

I'd say you do it.

I'm the leader of the Heavy-Duty Team.

But I mean, I'm in my element:

bulls, stallions and Drago go well together. Nice.

They're hardworking guys!

I got my shovel and my wheelbarrow, and I started loading horseshit.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Where?

No!

I'm gonna pick this up and throw it in your face.

They dump huge turds.

I would run to the manure pit and throw it as far as I could.

"Get away from me!"

So disgusting!

Let's get Soriano.

Marcolino and I took care of the horses with Erika.

We're gonna groom him.

You start here, and you do the whole side.

Same thing on the belly.

Soriano was one of her horses.

That was great.

We're gonna take care of you.

-But don't get used to it. -This is awesome.

We loved grooming Soriano.

It's been a wonderful experience.

Yuck! I hope I don't see any weird bug...

It was tragic, really.

I was constantly dealing with bugs, flies, and whatnot.

I mean... No.

I can't...

Asia was like a fish out of water. but it's understandable.

It's not for everyone. It's about adaptability.

-Don't be afraid, go harder. Yep. -Harder?

Good horsey...

Do the neck too.

-Is it a male horse? What's his name. -Yes.

Araphao.

I thought you said "aroused".

My favourite horse's name is Arapaho.

It sounds like "arrapato", aroused...

Arrapaho... You're a good horsey.

-His blue eyes are so cool! -Yes, they are.

He got closer, he loves my soft touch.

I love horses.

But their shit is nasty. Holy Mother of God.

Can we go for a ride?

You guys worked hard, you've earned a horse ride.

That's the best prize of all. Right?

Go, Giss, don't be afraid! You're gonna ride! Finally.

Need a hand?

Not bad, uh?

I mounted the horse like a pro.

I'm a natural-born amazon.

I'm a natural born rider. And I don't limit myself to horses.

Give me my sword, and I'll conquer the world!

I felt like a Greek god, a warrior. Move over, Achilles.

It was an inebriating feeling just wonderful.

It was just me and Arapaho.

The other way. No, turn...

Go! No, honey, the other way.

He's not a dog.

"Come here, honey!"

Go ahead.

-Relax and breathe... -I'm super relaxed!

Keep breathing...

I loved my blue-eyed horse, my stallion. Let's ride!

THE VILLA

Once back home, we had a surprise in store for the girls.

Well...

we decided to donate the money we made today to you girls,

so you can go shopping.

What?

-You can get fake lashes... -You're welcome.

...fake nails, and everything you need.

Wait, stop.

-You mean the whole paycheck? -Yes, today's paycheck.

-It's a lie! -Smells like a trap.

-They're lying. -Something's up.

We don't really care about going shopping.

-That's very thoughtful of you. -Nice! Thank you.

I'm not buying it... I don't trust you.

Let's wear our strap-ons, girls!

What do you mean?

So we'll be ready to fuck them in the ass!

We have a group budget, whenever we go out clubbing.

And it's split equally.

What if they're trying to make us spend our share this afternoon,

so that they can go out alone tonight?

She thought the guys just wanted us to spend our share.

That way, we'd have had to stay home that night.

But you know what they say: lose a battle, win the war.

-No, we're not losing any battle. -I'm with you.

So, since we're clever, super clever, we decided to spend half the budget,

and keep the other half for tonight.

Thank you for the shopping coupon, boys!

-We love you! -It's our pleasure!

Shopping spree and night out!

And studs! We want the whole package. I mean...

Bye, girls. Have fun shopping.

It's time for Drago, the evil genius, to take action.

ON THE PHONE WITH HIS FEMALE FRIENDS

I picked up the phone,

and I invited over a few friends

for a relaxing afternoon at home.

These girls are... the best.

Are you coming over?

Here, to the villa.

There's a big pool, a gym, a sex room, and much more.

Yes, it's an interesting place.

It's gonna be an exciting day.

Bye.

Come on, let me hear it:

who's the real King?

The answer is "Drago".

They're all sleeping... Sad.

Dispensing gifts makes me happy. I'm better at giving than receiving.

We were looking forward to shopping,

but deep inside we were afraid the guys were screwing us over.

I want everything!

-Hello. -May we come in?

This is our element.

Let's rock and roll.

TOTAL BUDGET

SHOPPING BUDGET

We're assaulting the store.

-What about something sexier? -Yes, please!

Shopping is my therapy.

You can undress in one second.

-Cool. -Zipper dresses are the bomb.

They make the job easy...

We spread around and tried out a few things.

I went for a hookerish style, of course.

-Mamma mia! -You look amazing.

I love tight pants!

This is nice! Look at me!

They looked tailor-made!

I'm panicking, I like everything!

I wanted to get so many things!

There was this cargo denim top... I was in my element.

-This is so you! -It's so me! Let's go!

Now, the Queen can take a rest.

-We're gonna drain the budget. -I know...

Would you rather miss our night out?

I know, honey, but look around you! This is heaven!

-Are we spending all the money? -I mean...

No, guys. Come on!

We have to get out of here and hunt down some studs!

-So, it's gonna be the bag... -Yes.

...the top, the dress...

-Take this. -...the main piece...

That's right.

We still had the money to go dancing.

Ok, it's 112, plus 114,

plus 123, plus 118, plus 81...

Your total would be 540 EUR.

SHOPPING BUDGET

Restraining ourselves was hard,

but it was for a good cause. I'm proud of my girls.

-Thank you! -Bye!

Good job, guys!

We're drinking away the rest of the money!

This is so cool!

Honestly, a little retail therapy was much needed.

THE VILLA

We had the whole thing planned out.

We sent the girls away

because we were expecting Mattia's friends.

-Hello, girls. -Hi.

I was the mastermind behind it all.

Don't thank me, guys.

Let's have a toast!

-You drank one, already! -Shut up!

Cheers!

They looked a bit hesitant, at first...

Sorry about my lack of modesty, but check this out.

-Why don't you give us a taste? -We wanna see you perform!

We just learned our strip choreography,

so we gave them a little taste.

How come you can't dance?

She would have gone beyond the little dance...

It was plain to see.

The blonde girl, Martini, was attracted to me.

She realised who the King was.

Ok, let's go!

Samu...

Well done!

Are you getting it on with the girls, or...?

-The girls in the villa? -I'm not.

-Can we meet them? -They went shopping with our money.

They're gonna be surprised to see you, when they get back.

-Can I turn around? -Of course.

I had a nice chat with Martini.

Just a tranquil conversation...

-Who's in the mood for a little game? -Let's do it!

Let's play Truth or Dare with a bottle!

Who would you shag?

Really?

The girls were having fun.

Francesco, aka The Kraken, had set his eyes on Laura.

Who would you shag doggy-style?

Holy shit! Doggy-style?

Martini gave me a kiss, and I touched her boobs...

-That's it. I better stop. -You left me with my boob out.

Here, I'll help you.

Samu...

He had fun.

We had a girls' day out.

And we had a lovely time.

Let's see Rome from above!

We took a trip around Rome and went up the Gianicolo Hill.

-It's so beautiful. -Amazing.

I wanna cry.

Who wants to give me a kiss?

-I'd never been here. -Come here, wifey!

After the shopping, we enjoyed a bit of romance.

One, two, three...

Italia Shore!

We took a video...

We needed a day of pure relaxation.

Once the romantic interlude was over, I got back into bad-bitch mode.

"Girls, let's call the guys. We must retaliate."

I'm calling the boxer, I'll sacrifice for you.

I know, it's a big sacrifice...

-What do you do? -I work for a moving company.

-He's also a boxer. -I'm taking you home with me!

Go ahead!

Honey, this is La Giss. Do you remember me, Mr. Boxer?

Hey... I was training with a friend.

Are you done, now? Good.

Would you like to come over to the villa, tonight?

Ok, I'm free tonight.

How about bringing over some friends for my girls?

Some friends, like...?

-Like studs. Handsome dudes. -Nice friendly guys, you know?

I'll see who's available.

Alright?

Sounds good! See you later.

Perfect. See you later, love.

Kisses. Bye, love.

-You're ridiculous. -You used your sexy voice!

I wanna make Mattia jealous.

La Giss is on a mission.

THE VILLA

You're a beautiful girl, I'm sure you drive men crazy,

but unfortunately you ended up in the wrong house...

-Do I have a girlfriend? -No.

I have game, I can't help it.

I'm a jaguar, after all.

The Jaguar of Malaya!

You wanna go upstairs? You feel like it?

-Can you show me the way? -Sure.

The Cuban girl set on my lap, we talked a bit, and...

-Have you had sex before? -Yes.

Well, I bet you're not ready for my cock.

We went to the Love Room, we had sex...

I can do my job, that's for sure.

The Jaguar thinks with his dick, not with his head.

And that's what happened right there.

-You liked it? -Yes.

Yeah, I hear that often.

-Hello! -Who's here?

We came back home, and found a shitty surprise.

What's going on?

They're back.

-Stay here. -What's going on?

Give us a minute.

Hello? Who's here?

We were in the bedroom with the girls, and they came in. So...

They must have invited some friends over.

Hey?

Who's here?

-They're here! -Hello?

-Hi. -Hey...

We got home to find Mattia's friends in our bedroom.

Don't you want to introduce us?

My friends are using the bathroom.

I went upstairs, and bumped into this random girl.

I was like: "Hi!" That was... I mean, it's ok. Just weird.

Sorry, I have to pee. Excuse me.

-Go ahead. -Asia, is that you?

-I'm so happy to see you! -Hi, sweetie.

Hello, I'm Asia.

Nice to meet you.

What? Asia, wait!

-We're friends. -What do you mean?

That's right.

I just snapped. I went psycho.

Did he hit on any of you?

What did he do?

-The one with the neck tattoo? -Yes.

Nothing. He didn't hit on anybody.

He joked around, like everybody else.

Be honest!

Why? You like him?

There's... something between us.

Asia came back home, and made a scene.

The girls told her I didn't do anything, but it didn't matter.

He didn't kiss anybody.

What did he do, then?

We just played Truth or Dare and...

he danced. But not with me,

he's not my type.

Tonight I'm going out, and I'm doing whatever the fuck I want.

I fucked up.

Samuele took me aside and told me

he'd shagged one of the girls.

I took her upstairs...

-to the Love Room. -That sucks.

I know.

When do you want me to tell her?

'Cause I will, you shouldn't have told me. It's too late now.

-I'll tell her myself. -Alright.

I fucked up.

I wronged Jasmin, and she doesn't deserve this.

-Which one did you shag? -The Cuban girl.

Why do women find you so attractive?

The flesh is weak, I get it.

But keep your dick in your pants, dude.

Where are you going?

We have plans.

-You're going out? -Yeah.

Really? Where?

Yes, baby, we're going out.

They asked where we were going. "That's our fucking business."

The end.

-Can we tag along? -Sure! Of course, but...

You don't have to tag along. We're adults, don't worry about us.

Let's go, girls!

Let's rock and roll! Come on!

Asia, are you ready?

Have fun.

We are evil.

We headed to a really nice pub.

-Hi! -Hello!

We were fired up!

We got to the pub, and my boxer was there waiting for me.

Come to mama!

I'll be your punching bag, tonight.

Were those clothes half off? They look unfinished...

Get out of here!

Cheer up, man.

What?

It's gonna be our last night.