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THIS SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

They failed to see Jasmin's true colours.

Let's not create tension.

You can't snap at a friend,

just because they're dating someone you don't like.

Stop being so angry! Chill!

Let's go!

Here's to Italia Shore!

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

THE VILLA

Wake up, guys!

It's a beautiful day, let's go to church!

"Good morning, guys!"

Shut up and fuck off. I'm still tired.

Come on, guys!

-Hello? -Hey, Mattia, this is Diamantone!

-Good morning, Mr. Diamantone. -How is it going?

-Good. -I have good news for you.

A dear friend of mine

-is visiting from Bali. -Ok.

Today, you'll spend the day by the beach with him.

He's a famous surfer, and he's gonna give you surfing lessons.

Awesome.

Surfing lessons: that's so cool.

Guys!

Surfing lessons! Who's down?

I'm in!

Me too.

I've never surfed in my life. It sounds super exciting.

Surfing lesson.

How many of us can go?

-We can all go. -Do we need swimsuits?

No, you can do it naked.

La Giss is going surfing!

Hello?

-Hello? -Good morning, Jutta.

They called me from Gilda on The Beach.

They need five people, this morning.

I was a little suspicious. It seemed too good to be true.

You get to choose who's going.

Guys?

I knew something wasn't right!

That seemed way too easy...

They need five of us at Gilda on The Beach.

This morning.

And that's when we started to squabble.

The ones who have worked less so far, should go.

I'm not working. Fuck this.

It's too soon to put your swimsuits on.

Someone had to skip the surfing lesson. Of course.

The ones who stayed home last time, should go.

So it's Skino, Asia... Emi, Claris, and the new girl.

They sent me to work, of course.

That was a low blow.

They need five of us at the bathhouse, and...

-And? -You're going.

I've made myself available to work every time since I got here,

so today I'm going surfing.

Bye, guys!

Have fun at work!

Vamos!

I'm not pissed.

I'm happy when my friends have fun. I went to the boat-party.

So it's only fair to take turns.

JUTTA'S ASSISTANT

-Good morning. -Good morning. How are you?

We had to wash the sunbeds.

I hated it. We were under the sun, and the water hose was heavy.

I had fun working at Gilda's.

I could not hope for better.

Let's go! This is too cool!

-I'm having fun! -Get closer.

Oops! Just kidding...

I got you!

Then we had to sand down a wall.

Three on this side, and three on that side.

It was like: "Wax on, wax off..."

I wanted to give my 100% and do a nice job.

My wrist hurts, and my hands are still white.

What happened?

No! Stop!

You're good at that.

-I'm very good. -I see.

It's one on my many talents.

I'm getting a nice espresso and an orange juice.

I need a boost of energy before the surfing lessons.

Do you need a hand?

Go fuck yourself!

It was nice to skip work, for a change.

SURFING INSTRUCTOR

-Nice to meet you, Alessandro. -Mattia.

-Have you ever surfed before? -No, never.

-It's your first time? -Yeah. I can't wait.

Today will be fun.

Try to stand up!

Excellent.

If I add surfing to the list of my talents,

I'll be unrivalled.

Mattia...

I mean, look at that body and those beachy waves...

He's a stud. A real stud.

I'd never surfed before.

I must say I thought it'd be easier.

The sea is where I go looking for the big fish.

But the surfboard... is not my thing, really.

Mattia...

is like Poseidon, the god of the sea.

But the surfboard doesn't seem to be his thing either.

I take surfing as a new challenge.

You become one with nature, with water.

It's not about dominating nature, but getting in tune with it.

It was surprisingly fun.

It was hard at first,

but after a while I started to get the hang of it.

Spadino puts love in everything he does,

so he's good at a lot of things. You know?

I'll see you at the Australian Open Surf... World Cup next year.

-Ex-cel-lent job. -Thank you.

That was perfect.

We did great. We were diligent,

and Jutta was extremely happy with us.

So, to repay you,

I'm going to organise your evening myself.

Thank you!

The theme will be "Connection With the Self".

Nice! I need that!

I'm so curious to see what she has in store for us.

I'm sure she'll leave us speechless.

THE VILLA

We came back from work,

and I was ready to finally relax.

Well, hello!

Diamantone showed up.

How is it going? Hi, lovelies.

He brought over beverages, tubes, and a bunch of gear.

I drew inspiration from my past as an entertainer,

and decided to organize the Shore Olympics.

Awesome: competition and games.

Three challenges await you.

You'll have to make me proud.

The winners will be appointed Queen and King of the villa.

This villa already has its king, but that's ok...

I'll just turn a blind eye to it.

SHORE OLYMPICS

I'm splitting you into two groups.

Gianmarco, Emi, Francesco, Claris, and the new entry Swamy.

The winners will receive a gift tonight.

The first challenge is called Don't Get Wet.

I've already lost.

DON'T GET WET

The inside of these two big balloons,

is layered with smaller balloons, but only one is filled with water.

You'll have to cut the outer layer without touching what's underneath.

We had to cut the outer balloon

without getting wet, otherwise we'd lose the game.

-Ready? Go! -Go easy, Giss...

There you go!

You managed to pop them all.

La Giss slashed all the balloons.

OUT OF THE GAME

I got eliminated.

This game was invented in England, in Oxford.

It's called Suck and Swallow.

Very smooth.

SUCK AND SWALLOW

It's up to you to decide how to manage the game:

one person will swallow, the other three will suck.

What are they sucking on? Here we go:

banana yogurt, that's easy;

Cuba Libre, even easier;

and soy sauce.

Soy sau...?

That was one litre of soy sauce.

This guy is crazy.

So, who's gonna suck and who's gonna swallow?

I will suck on the soy sauce, I'm Chinese. Fuck it.

-You rock! -Fuck it!

And I'm even crazier, 'cause I volunteered.

Are we ready?

Are you ready to suck?

-Then, let's go! -Go!

Suck and swallow, as fast as you can!

Suck! Come on!

You gulped down that soy sauce!

My tongue turned into surimi! What the hell?

Done!

You can't understand how disgusting that was.

Go ahead!

Gianmarco broke out in a cold sweat.

He couldn't keep up with me!

I gulped them down one after another.

Come on, soldier!

Come on, soldier!

This doesn't hurt!

This doesn't hurt!

-It's all in the mind! -Go, Gian!

Now swallow!

Swallow!

That was terrible, I was feeling sick.

Come on, soldier!

Gianmarco was like... He turned all red.

Swamy, on the other hand, kept chewing and chewing...

I won the challenge.

We defeated the other team.

OUT OF THE GAME

So now, we had to split our team in two.

The next challenge is called Breathless Kiss.

BREATHLESS KISS

This is what you'll have to do: you'll divide into two pairs,

and go underwater.

Once there, you'll have to kiss, or make out, or whatever,

and stay underwater as long as possible.

The first couple to surface will lose the game.

This would have been cool!

Go, guys!

Ready?

Three, two, one... dive!

The last challenge gave me anxiety.

Especially after drinking a pint of Cuba Libre.

Look at that!

OUT OF THE GAME

Good job, guys!

And the winners are Swamy and Francesco!

Give it up for our King and our Queen!

I loved feeling victorious.

Let's hear it for Franci and Swamy!

Our King...

and our Queen.

It's all thanks to Swamy.

I'm happy I shared this moment with her.

It's time for me to go. Have fun!

Let me know if you like the gift. Bye! Love you, guys!

Bye, guys!

Jutta planned out the night for us.

And since Swamy and I got elected King and Queen,

we were supposed to be given a special treatment.

Who know what Jutta has in store for us.

Maybe, she planned some sort of sensory experience...

No riots...

no mess...

and no pigsty.

We had no idea what to expect.

I'm curious to find out what she planned for us.

And then, we found out that Jutta had planned

a trip to a thermal park.

STIGLIANO THERMAL PARK

A thermal spa! This is awesome!

We needed this. Good job, Jutta!

We love you, Jutta!

We're always busy doing this and that, partying, dancing...

We needed a break.

As soon as I got there,

I had some delicious finger food,

and then... boom, I went straight in the pool.

I started to tease Giss.

What is that in the water! Move over!

-What is that? -What? Where?

Then I twerked a bit...

Let's get a surfboard, bro!

I'm the best!

We had fun, it was a cohesive moment.

Let's fry this potato!

Finally, some heat!

Let's have some roast potatoes!

We were dying laughing.

Good evening, everybody.

Matteo is offering a special treatment

to Francesco and Swamy.

The Queen and the King got a massage.

A nice little rub.

-Is the pressure ok? -It's perfect.

-It this fine? -Yes.

Swamy was getting a butt massage in her swimsuit.

Watching the guy rubbing her skin like that...

was pretty hot.

Are you trying to hypnotise me? Come on!

Franci, watch and learn.

You'll have to do the same, once we're back at the villa.

Yes, I'll give you a special massage. Know what I mean?

The atmosphere was getting more and more caliente...

The guy left, and the room was filled with sexual tension.

We started to make out,

and then he started to rub my butt.

I would joke around and say: "That's not how you do it!"

-I'm good at this. -Not really...

We flirted for a while, and then...

I went for it.

I gave her my special massage.

I was the guy who was supposed to give her a massage from the start.

The King specialises in sensual massage,

so now you know who to call, next time.

PRIVATE MASSAGES

It felt nice.

But that doesn't work. Not with me.

Thank you, Jutta. That was very thoughtful of you.

That was amazing and relaxing. We needed that.

Finally, a bit of relaxation. Something that was much needed.

THE VILLA

That was a soothing experience.

We came back home and we were dead tired.

The first sexual thing I wanted to try, was to lick pussy.

If a girl gives herself to me and lets me do my thing...

I'm not saying every time,

-but nine times out of ten she'll... -I call bullshit.

If there was a "Best Licker" award,

it should be mine without a doubt. King, always and at everything.

I had a nickname, when I was in high school:

The Val di Chiana Licker.

The Val di Chiana Licker, 'cause that's where I'm from.

but then I enlarged the scope of activity.

I swear to you: I didn't even need to shag girls.

Thank God we met the "Drago alter-ego"...

That's right.

Swamy and I went to bed together.

We started to kiss, to rub up against each other...

to touch each other...

-We can't do it. -Oh, really?

It's the law!

My law...

But in the end, I struck out.

-I feel a tear coming down... -Really?

A good pirate also sails on the Red Sea.

No exceptions, uh?

She didn't allow me to be a good pirate.

-Hello? -This is Diamantone, how is it going?

Good morning, Diamantone.

I can tell from your voice that you just woke up.

That's right. I'm having breakfast.

Is everything alright? How was the thermal park?

It was very nice, we had fun.

Perfect.

That's good news. But I have more for you!

The first good news is that today you're taking a day off.

No!

That's sad!

The second good news is that I have something in store for you;

something different and very interesting, almost bucolic.

-Ok... -You'll see what I mean.

Now I gotta go, I have something important to deal with.

-Alright? Bye, Mattia. -Bye.

Who was it?

Dress sporty and get ready.

-To go where? -To go fuck ourselves.

We had no idea where we were heading to.

Get ready, guys.

-I'm gonna kick you out of bed. -Come on...

This sucks...

I'm not a morning person.

We're spending the day in nature.

And I'm happy to do that: nature can bring inner peace,

and we all need that.

It's freaking cold!

I was super happy, I enjoy this kind of activities.

We were left in the dark about our destination.

We were picked up, and taken to a secret remote place.

NORMA, LEPINI MOUNTAINS

Bonjour tout le monde.

-Good morning. -Hey, guys.

-Samuele. -Nick.

We arrived in Norma, and we met our guide.

-My name is Nick Avventura. -So, you're an adventurous guy, uh?

Nick The Adventurer, Nick The Adventurous...

You should touch your tits as you say it.

-You think? -Yeah.

Nick The Adventurer...

-Will we be walking a lot? -No, don't worry.

Your outfits rock,

but we need to make them more suitable for trekking.

Here we go, I knew it. I specialise in twerking, not trekking.

-I see... -It's ok.

You picked the perfect outfit for the woods.

I was wearing a wig

and net trousers to show off my big butt.

I hate walking and I hate mountains, and we're doing both.

Today, we're gonna meet a herd of mountain goats.

Goats?

And we're going to learn about a young shepherd's life.

-Is he gonna milk them? -No, you're going to milk them.

I have to milk cows? I mean, goats?

It will be just one goat.

She was hoping to be milked, instead.

Bugs, nature, walking, unsexy shoes...

Please, get me out of here!

I have a piece of information for you.

Today, the most dangerous predator out here is gonna be me.

-Yeah, right. -Fuck off, bro.

And that's the bullshit of the day for you!

Good thing we're outside...

-That's your habitat. -That's right, I...

You're Tarzan, the King of the Jungle!

Look at that pile of shit!

Holy cow!

What kind of ass could do that?

We got to the goat's barn.

The smell was overwhelming.

I barely managed to walk inside.

-Who'd like to try to milk a goat? -Me!

I can learn and pass the technique on to my future guy.

-That's it. -It's not...

Let's see who's better at sheepy-style sex.

So many goats!

I... Mamma mia!

Think of it as a little balloon. You pinch the top...

and then you press it this way.

It's like when you pinch the balls of your guy

to prevent him from finishing too quickly.

It's like a testicle!

You grab it like this, on the top...

and then you put pressure using these two fingers...

to make the milk come out.

Look!

Oh, my God!

It's coming out!

I'm used to handling udders.

Put yourself in her place, poor thing.

-Adventurers, are we ready? -Let's go!

Come on, guys! Set yourselves in an adventure mood!

This experience helped me discover

a new, more adventurous and wild side of me.

This is an adventure.

I cut myself on the thorns!

Be careful of the milk thistle, it's a thorny plant.

It stung my butt! I got covered with thorns!

Here, take my hand.

I can't see! I'm covered with thorns!

I couldn't see anything, with this wig on! I kept falling.

Put your foot here, it's steady.

I can't, I'm gonna fall down.

One foot here, and the other one there.

Swamy fell... a couple of times.

I mean, a couple of times every three minutes.

Give or take.

I'd like to enjoy the silence, in moments like this.

But that's impossible, with them!

I'm a jaguar, nature is my realm.

It's been a wonderful experience,

we had a chance to commune with nature.

I'd never done that before.

Shepherds use a specific call for goats,

it's a pretty ancient tool.

What do you think I'm talking about?

Giss, let us hear it!

Some kind of whistle?

-They use whistles to give orders. -They go: "Tattaja!"

That's for drawing their attention.

The tool I'm talking about is the bagpipe.

We have a saying about farmers: "Big shoes, and sharp brain".

Listening to that guy playing the bagpipe was touching.

You could feel how much he loved his herd.

Yes, I twerked a bit, but deep inside I was moved.

You ruin every single fucking moment.

The sound of the bagpipe inspired you to twerk? Really?

He had a nice groove!

Where did you hear that? All I could hear was...

Let's go, guys!

Today, I feel like a Girl Scout!

I'm the Wild Princess Scout, the world's most powerful girl!

Unbelievable...

I'm wild, yes. But this was a little too much.

Mattia?

-Where did he go? -There's an echo!

An echo!

Hey, why didn't you tell us?

There's an echo!

Stop, guys.

The nature was with me. It was inside me!

Move it! Fuck off!

-Stop it! -There's an echo!

I finally managed to take the nature into myself,

to connect with it... through my moaning.

Ok, here we are.

The climb was tough, but that was a breath-taking panorama!

We made it!

It's been a wonderful experience.

Nice. But I don't care to relive it.

It awakened my spirit of adventure.

Until the next adventure!

In this world or the next!

I'm going back to the villa surfing on the van!

This jaguar is used to more dangerous habitats.

There wasn't enough prey, you know?

I needed to go like...

THE VILLA

Oh, God! What now?

Hello?

Hello, Spadino! I recognised you, this time!

-Hi there, this is Asia. -Asia, my dear! How are you?

-I'm good. How about you? -I'm great, thanks.

What about the bucolic experience?

-That was really cool. -I'm happy to hear that.

Actually, I have another good news.

Tell the others I'm throwing a gnarly party at the villa!

I invited some of the cast from Ex On The Beach and Are You The One?

It's gonna be super caliente!

Wow, that's awesome!

-The theme of the party is "Hotness". -Roger that!

I gotta go. I'm at the office, I need to send out the invitations. Ok?

-Go ahead! -Bye!

Kisses! I'll talk to you later, bye.

I'm looking forward to a great night of fun, madness, and pure joy!

It's a VIP party, and Swamy will live up to it!

I dolled up for the night. I looked like Marylin Monroe:

curls, and jaw-dropping makeup.

I couldn't decide what to wear.

I wasn't sure if I wanted to go for an elegant look or a more casual one.

If anything feels weird,

if the trousers don't hit the shoes right, for example,

I get paranoid.

Come over, people.

If you're here to riot, you're our perfect guests.

Hello!

-Hi there! -After you.

-Good evening, guys! -Hi!

She's Denise. Denise, these are my friends.

-Girls first! Hi, sweetie. -Denise, nice to meet you.

Hello!

Hi!

I'm Marta, nice to meet you. You're gorgeous, look at you!

-I'm Filippo. -Nice to meet you.

Swamy.

-Hello, guys! -Hi.

-Nice to meet you, Alessandra. -Mattia.

Hello. I'm Matteo.

We started to party like real VIPs.

This is a very special toast, for me.

Here's to this beautiful extended family,

and to our imminent intoxication!

We had a toast, we drank...

-Why "Pistacchione"? -I like pistachios.

You like them, uh? You know what I like? Dick.

-They should call me "Miss Dick". -You're kinda dickish, yes.

Can you tell?

I brought you a present!

It's a picture, you can hang it on the wall.

I painted it myself.

I'm the only artist in the world to use this technique.

-Do you use a gun? -No, I squirt on it.

I love it.

-You're amazing! -Thank you, darling!

It's art!

Let's find the right place for it!

You must know how to interpret it.

-Honey, what do you think? -Wonderful! Thank you, Samu.

You did an amazing job.

It'd be cool to use the same technique, but with no colours.

-I hope this can inspire you. -It definitely will.

You see it and you think: "You know what? Now I wanna squirt".

Marta is the bomb. She's so intense. So intense...

I can't even come, that's the problem.

-Should I give you a crash course? -Yes! Let's do it!

Let's go dancing!

Five minutes into the party, we were all wasted.

It's all about attitude, guys.

Everybody made out with everybody, things got wild.

I love all this excess.

Make way for La Giss...

I wanna make out with the forked-tongued girl.

Just another night, you know?

It has already become a tradition

that Spadino jumps in the pool naked during our house parties.

That's a thing.

-Asia. -Swamy.

-Such a beautiful name. -Thanks.

-As beautiful as the girl herself. -Absolutely.

I liked Filippo, so I started sending him clear signals.

-What does it mean? -It's dedicated to you.

I'm kidding...

His response was immediate.

You're a "psycho"? Really?

-A little bit. -A little bit? Oh, yeah?

-And I don't try to hide it. -I am crazy too, but you can't tell.

I'd rather show my true colours.

I'm a libertine girl, and I'm completely impulsive.

Sometimes, this impulsivity, this impetuosity, can be a problem.

-It can scare people away, I guess. -I don't follow the etiquette...

I was talking, and all of a sudden he kissed me.

It was like...

He grabbed me and I thought: "Here we go".

Clean up my face.

To the Love Room, straight away!

I was super excited...

He took off his pants, and I could tell he was horny...

He was behind me, he grabbed my ponytail and... no!

-Did you refill your glass? -No, not yet.

-What are you waiting for? -Help me.

-Let's see... -This is empty.

We had a cool night.

We drank, we danced, and we made some new friends.

I can't...

Why?

Why are you running away?

He's a handsome guy, but... that's it.

Let's get a drink.

-Let's. -Is this a threesome?

We're crazy.

What about me?

Get lost.

I don't know what to think...

It's better not to think.

-How does that work? I have no idea. -Me neither.

That caught me off guard.

I mean, didn't you have a boyfriend?

I made out with Matteo.

But that meant nothing...

I was just having fun.

It wasn't just a kiss on the lips...

It was pretty deep. He stuck his tongue down her throat.

No. I have a boyfriend.

Who's this guy?

His name is Gabriele, and he's the most awesome guy.

I see...

-Gabriele... -I'm sorry.

Sure?

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

You could at least give me a little kiss?

Blondie...

is an extremely sensitive girl.

I don't let women dominate me.

-I think you might like it... -No, it's not for me.

She's like a Barbie. She's tall, blonde,

beautiful, but also a little naughty.

I won't fall for two pretty faces...

-Come on, let's play! -No...

-Just a little bit. -No, love.

I can't...

I see, he's in love. That's cute.

No, that's not it.

Both of them put their legs on my shoulders.

I was like: "Girls, this guy can't be dominated. I'm sorry".

Why don't you show us what you've got down there?

They don't know who The King is.

I liked Filippo, he made me feel desired.

He made me feel like a woman, not like a one hitter.

He kept up with me. I was in command.

I moved him around a lot...

but he kept up with me.

Too bad he's not that big, otherwise I'd give him full marks.

I don't know if you're familiar with stripping...

If you want a dry pussy, call Drago!

Who would you shag?

Really?

I miss you...

It was nice talking with Gabriele on the phone.