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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES

-Make him some pasta! -Why don't you make it?

-Go kiss some ass! -I'm talking with him.

-Why do you care about what we do? -I don't care!

So what is this about?

If you mess with someone I care about, you're messing with me.

Marcolino pushed her over the edge and she flipped out.

I won the game.

JASMIN HAS LEFT THE ITALIA SHORE VILLA

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, but it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen!

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

THE VILLA

Jasmin was pushed over the edge,

but that proved how much she cared about Samuele.

Please, I'm asking you nicely: let's all be grown-ups

and let's not create tension.

I understand we're still in shock about the nasty fight,

it's only been a few hours.

Let's calm down.

It's Marcolino's fault.

She reacted accordingly, and rightly so.

Marcolino knew exactly what to say to make Jasmin snap.

-Let's just... -We need a more serene atmosphere.

-That's right. -Especially now.

That's what I'm saying.

-Let's avoid personal attacks. -Perfect.

Clear rules make for lasting friendships.

I'm 100% with Marcolino on this...

but I'm not siding against Samuele.

This sucks.

-What? -I said this sucks, you know?

-You think this sucks? -Doesn't it?

And you're telling me?

I lost some true friends, bro.

I don't fully understand Marcolino's rage.

You can't get angry at a friend,

just because they choose to be with someone you don't like.

You're constantly fighting, you're at each other's throats...

Why? What did you guys come here for, exactly?

I'm talking especially to you: stop getting so angry! Chill!

They failed to see Jasmin's true colours.

And that makes me very sad.

Jas flipped out because they were questioning

what she believed to be the only true thing in this house:

our feelings for each other.

Alright. I just hope we go back to having fun...

and that I get a new sexy guy just for me.

-Right... -I thought you could be that,

but you never liked me.

You blew me off.

Actually, when you're serious and meditative, you fascinate me.

I fascinate everyone.

I'm gonna go take a nap.

We have to pose for the sexy calendar.

We went to the pool area to shoot a sexy calendar.

I put on a nice sexy top.

With a see-through effect.

-What's that parrot for? -This is Mr. Pecker.

It's the only pecker I got, so far.

Sexy calendar... There's a call for La Giss.

This fucking bird...

Don't smile!

Mouth open and eyes closed. You're gonna hurt your va-jay-jay!

I posed in lingerie, by the pool.

I went for a wet look.

This is great!

The girls gave their best.

They struck some killer poses.

-This one is spectacular. -Nice...

I was so happy with the result. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Spadino...

put a flower on his crotch.

Look at that!

I never took sexy pics before.

I guess I discovered a new talent:

photography.

I mean... I expect a call from Playboy

Give me a "bull pose". Make yourself big.

We took a few shots and tried different things.

My favourite is the one with the helmet

I'm the most handsome. Period.

I'm hot, powerful, domineering and relentless!

Hot, powerful, domineering, relentless!

La Giss is here, and she's ready for you!

You ever thought about becoming a rapper?

I did! I like to rhyme.

Hey, DJ! Check out my va-jay-hay!

Come on! Help me out!

Maybe I don't feel the beat But I definitely feel the heat

Once we're out of here I'll take you for a ride

Show me your boobs, come near Please, girl, don't hide

Don't you want my pussy? Forgive me if I'm bossy

La Giss and I started a rap battle.

She made me die laughing.

Don't stop, continue!

-More! -Ok!

I owe you an apology

You'll end up in Gynaecology!

Who cares? Let's do it! I'm crazy, watch me flit

Would you like a taste of it?

Nice job!

I'm the best at rhyming. I'm a natural!

If you give me yours I'll give you mine

But girl now take it easy And please don't be so cheesy

You know I'm pretty sleazy

It's a new genre, it's porn-rap.

You know what I'm sayin'?

I crushed him.

Go, La Giss!

We went to the Area club, it was Black Night.

A black outfit?

They thought "black" was the dress code.

What about a black top?

I was the only one who got that right.

They looked like they were going to a gala.

"Black" as hip-hop; as related to the Afro-American culture.

Down the hatch, and don't look back.

Gianmarco was holding two drinks. He was enjoying it.

Special service for you, baby!

One, two, three!

To our great surprise, they invited us on stage.

We rocked it.

Once on stage, I got wild.

La chapa afuera!

We owned the night and let loose.

I can't hear you!

I told the DJ: "Give me the mic, I'll set the night on fire".

Turn it up, bro!

I started singing on this track.

I sang in French!

Spadino rulez!

-Who knew? -Mamma mia!

We had a great night.

We danced the night away, we had a fantastic time.

Awesome.

It's hard to beat us, when it comes to partying.

I got carried away...

and went wild.

Remember? He would catch flies with...

-With his dick. -His dick!

We were in a great mood, we had an awesome night.

You wanted the best of the best, so...

let's give it up for Emi and Giss!

It was a super-fun night.

Good morning!

Matteo came by super early.

-What's up, man? -Hey.

It was still dark outside, I didn't know who I was.

Good morning!

I brought you some fresh croissants, they're still warm.

Good morning, guys!

Who's in the mood for a huge croissant?

I bought you tickets for the Cinecittà World!

Awesome!

I was on cloud nine! I'd never been there.

Actually, it's a trade:

a few hours of work for all the fun in the world.

That includes the Cinecittà park, future parties, and all.

As usual, there was a condition.

That's the best I can do, guys.

First the tears, and then the cakes.

-Bye! -Bye!

Today, we're going to Cinecittà!

Let's go, guys!

Holy cow!

Mamma mia! That was an acid-rain maker.

Amazing!

The scenery was spectacular.

Breath-taking.

That was dope.

Good morning.

Good morning!

-Nice to meet you. -My pleasure. I'm Stefano.

-You're here to have fun, right? -Yes, I guess...

That's right.

-But work first, and fun later. -Sure.

We're opening in a couple of hours,

and you'll help us get everything ready.

Work first, play later.

You'll be divided into groups.

Mattia, Giss, and Asia will go with Ivan.

Gianmarco, Samuele, and Emi, you're with Roberto.

Marcolino, Francesco, and Claris, you're with Amerinda.

Let's get to work! I'll see you later for the opening.

-Good luck, fuckfaces! -See ya.

SET MAINTENANCE TEAM WITH AMERINDA: MARCOLINO, FRANCESCO AND CLARIS

I was with the maintenance team, in the Western Area.

Those barrels were heavy as fuck.

Let's move it together.

-Careful! -I have it.

I swept the floor.

It was awful.

Dip the brush. Up to half is fine.

I enjoyed doing some painting.

I'm good with brushes, you can ask anybody.

I removed the weeds...

I even found some mushrooms.

We could have it for dinner.

We can make some pasta with prosciutto and mushrooms.

PORTER SERVICE TEAM

-The bigger one goes over there. -Where?

Against the grey wall.

We were the "strength work team".

We had to move some statues.

Its ass stinks. How is it possible?

I used to have two hernias; now I have four.

There's a Chinese warrior inside of me,

but I can't move statues left and right.

-Where? -Over there.

That's not true: I'm strong enough.

I'm a beast!

I've had enough.

CAR MAINTENANCE TEAM WITH IVAN:

We had to take care of the cars for the show.

There's a flat tyre, you see?

-We'll get the tools and change it. -Yessir.

I'm into cars... Holy cow! I just love them.

I was pumped. I love racing cars.

Check this out. See?

Use the wrench.

I thought we would take a ride, do some doughnuts...

But instead, they had me pushing tyres around.

They were incredibly heavy.

Do you need a starter girl to drop the napkin? I can do that.

This sexy girl was born to be a starter!

Three...

two...

one, go!

Go.

La Giss gave her performance.

Guys, you can now enjoy the park!

Can I take your arm, sir?

Are you guys afraid of rollercoasters?

No.

I was panicking. I hate rollercoasters.

No, but I'm afraid of heights.

They scare me to death.

I love rollercoasters.

Every time I ride, I feel like dying,

but at the same time I find them super exciting!

-Bro... -Are you ready?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm freaking out. Are these gonna fall out?

Don't worry, I'm fine.

-How do I look? -Fine.

I was like: "You guys go without me".

Nope. No.

-How long is the ride? -Around 90 seconds.

Mamma...

And you're gonna go upside down around ten times.

What did I do to deserve this?

It's been nice knowing you.

It was so exciting! And we were gonna do it all together!

How awesome.

Oh, God! Let me off, please!

Bye, guys!

High five, Stefano! You rock!

I might throw up the porchetta chips!

No! I wanna get off!

I lost my voice, I screamed my lungs out.

Oh, God, I feel sick...

I was shitting my pants.

I kept screaming: "Help! Let me off!"

I had a blast.

Stop!

I can't stand this anymore! Stop!

He was screaming, then all of a sudden...

First curve, second curve, third curve...

And then, the moment we started to go uphill...

I woke up again!

I can't...

He passed out!

Spadino passed out!

I was dying.

Literally.

-Spadino passed out, guys! -I almost passed out laughing too!

Get me off...

Maybe I'm a shitty friend, but that was hilarious.

I turned and saw you going like...

That was super cool, but I felt sorry for him.

Aktium, here we come!

Are you ready to get wet?

We went on every single ride.

It's ok, I came to terms with death.

I love aquatic rides, where you get splashed.

Go! Fudge!

It's been one of the most fun experiences we've had so far.

Let's get those two! Go left, I'll go right!

We had a blast.

We fell back into childhood for a day.

When we're all together we always have fun.

And if you put us in an amusement park... we'll have a blast.

You bastard!

It was awesome.

-It won't get in, man! -Let's try from this side!

He made it! Unbelievable.

The Cayman hit again! Goal!

He scored with his head! Right in the hoop!

You deserve it.

This is the toughest head in Europe!

-Are we heading to the tower? -Yes.

Who's down for the Horror Movie ride?

I'm skipping the tower.

-We can do something else. -I'm not sure I can handle that.

It's not that bad.

-I feel anxious already. I can't. -Relax...

Usually, I'm not afraid of intense rides,

but the tower gives me the jitters.

This is low key, honey.

-Does it go up and down? -It goes up slowly,

-and then it drops down. -Just once, right?

It's like taking it in the arse:

you get used to it after the first time.

-But... -Relax.

The tower...

You'll feel that right here.

You go up to 170 feet, and then...

Let's do this!

-Bro, are you up for it? -No...

-Are you coming? No? -No.

It's up to you, man.

I pass.

I can't, bro.

It's going up!

This is worse than it looked!

This is bad!

You keep going up, and you stop at 170 feet.

It's such a thrill!

Fuck!

Holy shit!

You reach the top, and then... bam!

Just like that.

Leave me alone!

-It lasts two seconds! I swear! -Stay away!

This'll be over before you know it! Come on!

-It's only 170 feet, bro! -Come, or I'll kick your ass.

Alright...

They forced me to get on.

Do I even fit?

Why am I doing this? Fuck.

He started to grumble.

Can I get off?

It was hilarious.

No! Stop this, I'm getting off.

Fuck off!

-Spadino, look! -I'd rather not!

I'm not looking!

I grabbed on the seat and closed my eyes. I was like:

"No! Please! I wanna get off!"

Oh, God!

Look at Spadino! He's paralysed with fear.

Is this over yet?

When I opened my eyes, I saw the tower top right over my head.

I started to panic.

I couldn't breathe.

I was literally like...

Let me off!

No! Let me off!

-I'm serious! -Don't listen to him!

He's white-faced with fear, poor thing.

Ouch!

-Sit back down! -No!

The guys were pulling me. I lost my temper and got off.

Seriously, guys. Go ahead and have fun.

I was feeling sick.

Fuck off.

It's an intense ride.

Spadino, that chickenshit, got off after the first drop.

I don't care what they say.

I can't stand zero gravity, I feel sick.

It was super cool, really dope.

THE VILLA

What now? Fuck. You got it?

Hello?

This is Diamantone, who am I speaking to?

Diamantone! This is Samuelone, Spadinone.

-Mister Spadone, how are you doing? -Great!

Thanks so much for the wonderful day.

-Tell him we worked our ass off too. -Everything went smooth.

Perfect. Good job, guys.

-I have good news! -Go ahead.

I'm throwing a White Party at the villa.

Sounds cool!

I invited over some friends, make sure to treat them well.

-Don't worry about it. -Awesome.

Thanks a lot, Diamantone.

-Have fun! Bye, Samu. -A big hug.

Tonight we're gonna be dressed in white and super sleek.

He invited some friends.

I hope they're male and from Naples.

I love dressing in white, it brings out the tan.

I often wear white, I love it.

I feel like an angel...

descended from heaven.

"Are you guys ready'" Of course we are.

This is awesome!

Group hug!

After all, we love each other.

Here's to Italia Shore !

At a certain point, we hear the gate bell ring.

Emi and I, who were super horny, rushed to the gate!

Wait!

-Hello. -Welcome.

-Hello. -Nice to meet you, guys.

We open it, and we see two studs.

-I'm Matteo. -Emi.

One was tall and shaved;

the other one was shorter, with a beard, and dark-haired.

Welcome to our humble home!

-Would you like a drink? -Yes, we would!

Help yourselves.

I thought one of the guys was the new entry.

-Where are you from? -Rome.

-What part? -I think I've seen you around.

-Probably. -We're from Acilia.

-No way! -Yeah!

It was an easy evening, the vibe was chill.

Very nice.

All of a sudden... bam! She came through the gate.

Hello, everybody.

Who are you?

How dare you breaking into our place like this?

I'm your new adventure companion!

-May I? -Nice to meet you.

I'm Samuele.

-Gianmarco. -Swamy.

-I'm Swamy, -Mattia.

My name is Swamy.

I'm from Aulla, a town near Naples, and I'm 21.

I do PR.

Move aside, the queen of the night clubs is here.

I never go unnoticed.

I'm crazy, hysterical, and very vengeful.

But mostly...

I thrive on drama and gossip. So, be careful.

When I get angry, I get psycho. I got it written all over me.

A man has to be handsome.

If I'm seen around with somebody, I don't wanna look bad.

I used to play rugby, and I worked as a bouncer.

I'm hot, but I'm also strong.

Climb down.

You're Neapolitan? I love Naples.

The only boyfriend I've ever had was Neapolitan.

She's from Naples, so we clicked immediately.

I was super anxious.

I thought: "What if they don't like me?"

-Let's toast to Swamy! -Cheers!

-Welcome to the villa! -Thank you!

But I knew that would be impossible: everybody loves Swamy.

It was an unexpected mix of emotions.

So, who's with who? I wanna know all the gossip!

Swamy wanted to know all the gossip.

Honey, I am the queen of gossip. I know everything.

-I wanna know! -Then you need to talk to him!

You're the king of gossip?

She wanted to know what was going on,

who was with who, and what not...

You'll understand everything in no time.

I came prepared, I did my research.

-I'm a big gossiper! -Perfect.

You wanna dance the gossip tarantella, uh?

I chatted a bit with the girls, then with the guys...

They all wanted to get to know me.

You need to get drunk. It's a rite of passage.

-So, let's start with that. -Yeah, but it's horrible.

I do PR, I'm used to drink alcohol. But this drink sucks!

-Right? I told you! -Let's fix you a new one.

Swamy was a breath of fresh air.

She's beautiful, single, and doesn't know anybody.

I could finally get back in the game.

-So, you do PR? I'm a dancer. -Yes.

-Do you perform in clubs? -Clubs, concerts, abroad...

I'm a club dancer too.

Skino's got game. I can tell he's a dancer...

I used to be a bouncer, you know?

Wow! Dancer and bouncer!

Swamy and I have a lot in common.

I think something could grow between us.

-You beat people up? -All the time!

Sorry to interrupt you, guys.

I just wanted a moment

-with our new friend. -Thanks, love.

I mean, what can I do?

I'm not jealous of Swamy.

But I fear she might make a move on Mattia.

I'm not getting drunk, tonight.

I don't wanna make a scene.

The girls were a tiny bit jealous.

Just... a tiny bit. Not too much.

This much.

She's free to do whatever she wants!

But she can't touch my stuff...

That's mine! Keep your hands off!

-You're jealous! -Keep your hands off!

I think you and I have similar personalities.

Oh, yeah? Why?

You strike me as a rationalist.

You don't bullshit around; you say what you think.

I never liked babblers.

I don't like people who are all talk and...

no action.

I find you very charismatic. You've learned "the song".

It's a Neapolitan saying. "You've learned the song" means

"you know how to pretend to be a good guy, a good Samaritan,

but you're not fooling me".

Boozer!

We don't have any Sambuca!

The Neapolitan girl is here!

She's stunning, she has a great face and I love her ponytail.

You're not Neapolitan, stop faking the accent!

You're not credible!

She's kinda aggressive. But, I mean, that's ok.

She has all the answers, and has a ready wit.

We don't have any Sambuca! Do you like my Venice accent better?

There's no Sambuca, you'll have to drink something else!

I joked with her in my dialect.

There's rum! Either you drink that, or go to hell, ok?

That's it.

"Drink what's available and stop busting our balls."

But we were joking, obviously. We were just having fun.

Come on, girl!

Being offered pear rum by a ding dong with a tilted hat

was the highlight of the night.

Can you knock it off, please?

I'm just kidding!

Shut it!

Come on!

Look at my hand! Park your ass, move aside!

I'll park, and I'll pay!

Good for you!

Be a good boy and pay for parking!

We had fun teasing each other.

I'm gonna throw this in somebody's face.

-I want some! -No.

-Wait... Careful! -Give me that!

-Giss? -Come on!

-He doesn't want me to have it. -Don't!

I didn't want to mess up my clothes. I was dressed in white...

-Now you're one of us! -You're a dick!

Brand new ponytail, brand new white clothes,

brand new fake lashes! My babies... all covered in cake.

Stop it!

I wanna go home! Stop!

She's crazy. Seriously.

You're an asshole!

You reap what you sow, I' sorry. That wasn't funny...

-Thanks for coming. -Bye.

After the party, we went to sleep.

I shared the bed with Skino.

-Hey. -What?

Do you mind if I turn on my hairdryer?

Skino wanted to come on to me, but I gave him a hard time.

Also, I needed my hairdryer.

You have to put it right next to you?

Turns out Swamy only sleeps when she hears her hairdryer.

Francesco is Hairdryer Man!

He's gonna blow you away!

We'll be holding the Shore Olympics.

This game is called Suck and Swallow.

Then I've already lost.

This is the perfect outfit to go trekking in the woods.

It's coming out!

It's coming out!

Tonight, we're hosting the VIP Party.

Hello!

...and go!