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Item 5, revised arrest guidelines for Operation Pushover Day 4.

PCP, two or more tinfoil packets now constitutes possession with intent to

distribute. All right, cannabis, anything over one ounce.

Pills more than six.

The new regs say that you have got a felony arrest.

The vote of the PWID used to be ten. Told you.

Sarge, are we really going to pop these guys for a heavy ounce of dope?

All right.

Courage, people. Michigan Avenue is inundated. The arraignment courts are

grinding to a stop.

The public defender's sick -outs are at an all -time high. But, as gentlemen, we

applaud the counsel's good intentions.

All right. Back to item six, moonlighting.

In brief, Division Memo 609 declares the experiment is over. Effective this

date. No more after -hours jobs.

Go home to your dependents and... Item seven, assignments.

Malachy, Olmsted, Russo, the Hooker John operation on Stuyvesant, Ryan and

Sternick, abandoned cars.

Detective Belker continues his produce undercover and, by the way, has

yams at 60 cents the best.

I am all out of yams. Surely a reorder. I don't know if I'll reorder.

Well, that's too bad.

Well, um...

Oh, before you go, on a personal note. Who's lieutenant?

Robert, the title sergeant would suit me all my life.

However, it is true that my review has been given a date certain five

weeks from tomorrow.

Reinstatement to my former lieutenancy is apparently all but assured.

Thank you.

Bye, everybody.

Hey, everybody. My little cousin's got a science project.

Need a large to extremely large cockroach. Gotta be alive.

Appreciate your help. My little cousin is referred to as the W105 Rockaroach

Contest. Happens to pay...

$1 ,005 for the largest roach apprehended today.

Hey, you know, this dump is roach heaven. Me and Neil are giving 50 bucks

anything over three inches.

You know, this moonlighting situation is ridiculous.

No, they said it's canceled after tonight. No, no, no, no. As of this

I've been thinking about the blonde haves in the sink.

Spare me, please.

Oh, come on. Listen, I bring my Roto -Rooter and it don't cost you nothing.

The topic is cockroaches. Now, me and Neil figure, going from pipe to pipe,

know where's the main nest, the big guy.

Sub -basement. I told you.

Sal, I've never been down here. Where is he?

Hey, Sal.

She's perfect.

Babylon called in to tell me, take me away from Babylon.

Oh, I'm a slave in a country of not my choosing, man.

It's dead, partner, no offense, but...

Aren't your locks a little straight anyway?

It's the Ravers, man. We're talking about the Ravers here. Yeah, not only do

get a hundred bucks for checking coats, but we also get to take part in guitar

history. The Ravers haven't cut a record in ten years. That's because they've

been living in France. You see, music is like a circle. It's never broken.

Rock and roll, country, music to stare at the wall by, a thousand and one

strings. As a matter of fact, the Ravers are very heavily influenced by Johnny

Cash.

Johnny Cass is from Jamaica? No, but they're influenced by him. It doesn't

like this. Listen to this.

Can't get a job, cause I look just like a slob. Now that's Johnny Cass. Now

here's the rarest. Can't get no job, cause I look just like a slob. Can't get

work, cause I look just like a jerk.

Any unit in the vicinity of Van Buren and Shaw, we have a TA with fatalities.

2202, respond.

We got it.

He's out of control.

Get his arms.

Help me.

Look out.

Hey, hey. Look at me.

Get off of me, fat fool.

Look at me.

God, look familiar to you?

Oh, yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Damn discouraging.

How many dead are there?

opposite point to Phil.

I gotta call him.

I went too busy re -arresting the ones the court let out yesterday in order to

run over women and children. Well, you had this Revere guy yesterday, and you

let him go?

No, I didn't let him go. Some judge let him go. A judge who? Which one?

Some judge. What's his name? I don't know. On a white tower somewhere. I just

wish he'd come down long enough to drive to Van Buren and Shaw and see what his

revolving door of justice looks like before they scrape it up off the

Lieutenant.

One of your bad pennies come back, Mr. Davenport.

There's a 263 eyewitness report coming.

We're getting some statements now. Come on away.

You my lawyer again?

Warm,

Norm.

Just give me and Lieutenant Goldblum a minute, a minute to make our escape.

What are you, funny today?

Your diaper pins tickle or what?

You ever think maybe people got tragedy in their lives?

Hey, I'm sorry I'm alive.

Okay, close it.

Runs over the grandmother while the mother and the nine -year -old son

Hey, hey, come here. Give me that paper.

Give me that paper.

You know why you don't know anything, Flaherty, huh? Because you ain't lived

enough.

Mr. Rivera, did you speak to any witnesses at the scene?

I, uh, I don't know.

I'm not sure you want to answer this, but are you under the influence of any

drug at the moment?

Look, I got a problem, and I request rehabilitation.

Did you tell witnesses at the scene that the sign said, don't walk, and they was

walking?

I don't know.

You do know three people are dead.

No one told me anyone's dead.

The witness says you continued to accelerate through the crosswalk and the

sidewalk until your car was caused to stop by the bus stop bench.

Did you see the lady sitting on the bench?

Mr. Rivera, you didn't deliberately run those people down, did you?

No, ma 'am.

They got hit because it was their own fault.

Give the BCI and your client counseling. No, thank you.

Look, before you start, if there's anything I can do... Look, it ain't

If it was about me, the last person I'd ask is you, all right?

Say, uh... Say there's a regular guy who's got this good -looking wife.

Uh, everything's great to the naked eye.

Then suddenly, out of the blue, she starts whoring around on him. You mean

turning tricks like the, uh, Lorenzen wife case?

No, no, she's just cheating on him.

So what's the question?

Well, uh, do you tell the guy or not?

What could you say?

The truth.

It, uh, it pains me to tell a man this, but you got horns.

Maybe just slip him a note, huh?

Children? Not by this union.

Do I know him? What is this? You just ask questions back and that's supposed

be a big help? Look, in my opinion, it depends on what kind of a guy he is.

Maybe he knows already. Maybe he'd rather not know. Okay, all right.

Say he's... Say he's a leadership guy.

He's a regular guy.

Maybe a little underweight.

And he's got a good -looking wife.

That kind of guy.

What are we talking about here, Norm?

Hey, I don't need this, Lieutenant, all right? As far as I'm concerned, we never

even had this conversation, all right?

Yeah,

I lost it.

Where is it?

Over your head, man. Unless you moved.

Oh, I got it.

Ready? Uh -huh.

They're too quick, babe. Yeah, but the size.

We gotta try again.

This time we'll wait till the queen comes out.

Hey, sport, there's gotta be a better way.

Hey, Neil, you there?

Where would I go?

Charged with three counts for hit to a homicide and murder in the first degree.

On for bail application.

Nice tie.

Keep your head low, Joyce.

Mr. Bernstein.

Your Honor, three people are dead.

Mr. Rivera failed his urinalysis, and given the fact that he was just in here

yesterday... Yeah.

Wondered when we would get to that.

Misdemeanor charge, wasn't it, Mr. Bernstein?

Under the new prosecution guidelines, which I happen to support, I would have

thought you had a felony charge out of that.

Approach the bench, Your Honor. No.

because if I had known of such a charge, Mr. Rivera would not have gone out on

$100 bail yesterday. He would not have gone anywhere.

Apparently, the police did not request felony offender treatment.

I don't know why.

Officer Ranko, what about this?

Well, sir, your honor, it's my understanding it's a felony, and I don't

nothing more about it.

Oh.

Well, I think I know a little more about it.

Let me just muse a moment on this.

How many times has the judiciary of this city been charged with so -called

revolving door justice?

How many times have district attorneys and the police complained that we are

soft on these people and now we have a crackdown? Because finally we are fed

nauseated by these repeat offenders.

And lo and behold, it is the police who turn Mr. Rivera loose on the street.

Well, not today, Mr. Rivera.

Remanded. Without bail.

All rise.

And if inquiring minds from the press want to know why a dangerous criminal

had his wrist slapped, take it up with Police Chief Daniels this time.

Not with me.

So how about it, officers? What's the story now? How come this guy was like

this?

What the hell is going on over here?

Rivera's dirty way, way, way over the new consul guidelines, and somebody

him back?

Shag time, Frank.

Who's responsible?

The precinct commander.

You were at Michigan Avenue yesterday. Whose watch was it? And let's get him in

here. That tone carries, Gene.

Yeah, well, that's the tone I'm getting from Daniels.

Henry?

Reconstructing.

I've still got people to ask.

We're checking the possibility that maybe a booking number got switched. How

could that happen?

I don't know.

Great. Great, Goldblum.

Smooth move.

I'll tell the chief he can go back to his crossword puzzle.

You better get your act together, Captain.

So they're looking for the sacrificial goat.

Where's the slob that let Rivera go?

The incompetent. Turns killers loose on the street, even though if our wonderful

city council's regs had been listened to. Henry. I went down there. My God.

Had to lift the car off the old room with the tow truck.

And Rivera's blood test was completely crazy. He was out of his mind. Henry, if

you're protecting somebody, I won't have it. We were busy as hell.

Maybe a booking number did get switched. Maybe the arresting officer... Or me.

I'm the most likely candidate. I make out the grand jury list.

Frank, come on. The point is, the new rigs are bald.

Excuse me, that's not the point. If I'd come to you, if I'd said, here's a minor

bust. Now, technically, it's a felony.

But the possession is questionable. Under normal circumstances, we'd kick it

totally. I would have said, honor the council's intention.

No discretion.

No cops, Sammy. Just let the whole system run itself aground.

Henry, have you been scuttling the Great Operation pushover? Uh -uh, Frank. No,

I haven't.

I've been trying to live with these regs. Look, Howard makes out the

list if you ask him.

Ask him, Henry. We need to know what happened. Find out, all right?

You seeing Sergeant Hunter?

He's around somewhere, Lieutenant.

It's almost ready.

Scissors.

Two pick.

Come on, man, take this.

All right, now, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

One more. Yeah, got it.

Okay, Neil.

Feast your eyes. The Caesar's Palace of Roach Motels. Look at him.

Sticky as that.

Yeah, so?

Oh, death by adhesion, gentlemen.

Remarkably like the killer tar pits of prehistoric York.

No, no, no. The contest will say it's got to be alive.

I'll fix it. Thanks, Sarge.

I'm on the bar. Your assignment today is?

Uh -oh.

Prepping the bomb case, Sarge. Alex, a minute.

Yesterday's charge sheets. You filed them? Yes, indeed.

As I remember, the felony list was on an old envelope, sort of ripped.

Ah, yes. Blue and gray.

An order envelope for a musket ball magazine, Box 30Z, Tempe, Arizona,

It's a good outcome.

Any chance you could locate it? Well, in truth, Henry, I don't remember this

fellow Rivera being on it.

Just check, okay?

Neither problem.

Shut up, shut up, shut up. Hey, Jack Lee.

Can I ask you hello, so shut up, right to left. Come here, come here.

Shut up.

Come here.

You shut up, Jackie.

Several years this marriage goes all right. He's Paisan, she's Yacht Club.

ask me how it got started.

Any event, she is now sleeping around on him and he's a friend of mine. Is this

your time, Captain? Will you shut up till I finish?

All right? These are high class people, Jackie. You wouldn't know any of them.

So, uh...

You being a whore, you got professional experience in this cheating and lying

and breaking up of happy homes, and how come it happens?

Hey, look, are you deaf? I asked you a question. What question was that?

Why would a woman do that to a man?

Just to get his attention, probably.

Yeah? Hey, look, Lieutenant, why do you think we do our toes, honey, for our

feet?

So, uh, what does he do?

Take a complete knife, you know, spend a little money on her for once.

So, uh, how about it, Lieutenant? You gonna give me a pass on my pass?

Huh?

Nah, for what?

Oh, come on, you scumbags.

Precisely where memory placed it.

I should eat rock.

Lady, would you not do that to that dog?

38 cents.

Some people...

Whose dog is that?

I don't know nothing about nothing. And that's the secret of my success.

Guy over at the pool hall.

Puerto Rican looking guy.

What's his name?

Bud.

Bud? I'd call everybody Bud. That's just the way I am.

Thank you.

First I gotta see the Grand Tetons.

Look, the coat stays closed. I'm freezing, okay?

You want to go to a party or not?

I don't know.

Bleed to death, would you?

Yams come in?

Tina, you think you could move your operation a half a block down my way? I

this very weird purse -snatching thing down there.

Well, I'm getting around here, so runny nose anyhow.

Right.

Lieutenant. You know, they're calling you the subversive cop.

What? What are you talking about? When your friend Steve Merker shoots a police

officer, you speak out in defense.

Now there's this thing with letting the bus stop killer go free.

You're nuts.

Where'd you get that? The clipping's in the morgue. Your name keeps coming up

like a pattern of a guy who's bucking the system. I think that's pretty

subversive. Look, why don't we find a place to talk? Carney, what is this,

feeding times at Shark Pool? You're not supposed to be back here. Come on, come

on.

No, I didn't.

Thanks for looking.

I didn't.

Heard about your review.

Go get them.

Ah, thanks, Jim.

Yeah, well, I'm in the contest.

What's the biggest one you got so far?

I mean, approximately.

Huh?

Yeah, okay. Thanks a lot.

Well, what do you say?

Ah, they can't tell me anything. No bugs excepted before three.

Okay, your independent estimate.

Two and a half.

Big roach to 80.

Sorry to tell you, this animal is in a weakened condition.

You're nuts.

Hey, he's scampering around.

He's got nothing to eat in there.

Get him some lettuce.

That's for turtles.

You're absolutely right.

Anyhow, any of you guys know who it is that Captain Furlow's wife is sleeping

around on him with?

Wait, what?

Why don't you shut your face, huh?

I didn't mean nothing.

Dumb as a bag full of hammers. They don't get nothing right.

Henry.

What is it, Howard?

The chief would like to see you in the captain's office.

Chief, I was in station command yesterday.

Sit down, Lieutenant. Relax.

I asked you to be brought in and I'm here to listen.

Frankly, I think the press, the TV, they're bending this Rivera thing around

us. But maybe we can straighten them out. One thing, we've tripled our

this week.

Absolutely, and I'll make that crystal clear.

Now, on the individual himself, did we have him and what happened?

Henry.

You want to know the truth?

The truth?

I can't fool around on this. It's the new regs, sir.

They're a bad deal. Not only are they unenforceable, they're misleading.

The council worked them out. They're the whole basis of Operation Pushover. I

know, but they're just a PR job.

They're a setup. And I signed them, Lieutenant.

You didn't answer the question, Henry.

Why wasn't Rivera held?

Because I let him go.

What?

I checked, and that's what must have happened.

Facts off the arrest report suggest officers had no cause to frisk, so I

have seen that.

realized we would have lost at a suppression hearing and just charged the

misdemeanor. I'm not hearing this. Maybe I'm justifying my own behavior because

people got killed. Just a second. But I'm not. I'd probably do it again. Save

three court appearances, two lawyers, 20 hours cop overtime, scarce bed and a

slam. The hell with it. It's always going to be a judgment call. It's a

call. We've got a highly publicized operation out there in full swing. No,

Counsel doesn't just vote and suddenly all... the warts disappear. They go

Frank, is this your policy? Not to enforce guidelines?

I know what Henry's trying to say, but he's saying it badly. Very badly.

He's telling me he's in charge here. Is that it? He runs the department?

The hell you do, Lieutenant.

Somebody's got to make the calls and it's not city council. I'll make the

You're out of here. How do you like that?

Suspended pending a review board.

And Frank, I still want that report.

Take your time.

This cozy fan tootie is supposed to be funny, huh?

What's it about?

Infidelity. No, no.

That other one you mentioned. Sir Infidelio. She saves her husband's life.

And there's no boys dressed up as girls, huh? Nothing like that.

That's Rosenkavalier.

And as I explained to you, sir...

Delros and Cavalier is completely sold out.

Okay, give me two for Friday night, the ringside. The one where

she saves him.

Loge or dress circle, sir?

Loge.

Anyhow, not behind any posts.

Lease discount?

$76, sir.

Huh?

You've crossed a threshold of taste.

Yeah, there she is.

I promised her I'd get the 30 bucks I owe her.

Patrick, she's undercover.

Is that smart?

It'll just look like a standard roust.

I put on a leash, and you walked me.

Like a beagle.

I do that?

Because I buy you two, that's why.

Hey, sister, get out of here.

What are you doing?

Inspector, we both know that suspension was unwarranted.

No. No, there aren't fatalities in the Goldbloom case. The fatalities are in

Rivera case. Let's not miss that distinction.

Because what happened this morning could have happened to a thousand cops in

this city. It was just one of those freak results that come back to haunt

that's all. And I'm getting a little sick of downtown's hypocritical self

-righteousness.

wrong, Captain?

I mean, the door being closed.

It's not the best time, Norman.

Here.

Opera tickets?

Yeah, Fidelio, Friday night.

Two seats next to each other.

Awfully nice of you, Norman.

But actually, I think Miss Davenport has a law seminar this weekend. She's going

to be away. She's going to be away?

You know with who?

It's just one of those retreats that go to a hotel in Yak.

Maybe I can talk her out of it.

Hey, yeah.

Talk her out of it, Captain. I mean, the lady knows a lot of law already. I

mean, she knows lots of it.

But you have to know right away, no? No, no, no, no. Talk to her. And, Captain,

maybe be a little persuasive.

Yeah. You know, like you're really paying her some attention.

I'm not going to let them take your badge, but I think they're seeing an

attitude that doesn't help.

I'm not asking for your support, Captain.

Daniels is up on his high horse, and you put him there.

Three people got killed, and people are saying I'm responsible. And I don't

really buy that, but I can understand how they might think it.

But as a cop, I was being the only cop I can be anymore.

The only kind of cop I think it's right to be.

Do you accept me that way?

Do you?

What way do you mean exactly?

Not kissing any liar's cheeks.

I just wish you'd come to me when the guidelines came out. Maybe I should.

Maybe that's right.

But I didn't.

So I think you'd better keep your distance on this, Captain.

And there's a Miss Don Walker who says she's returning your call.

You don't even like dogs.

A dog to me is like a piece of dirt.

Doc? Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I called.

Listen, if there's any interest, I'd like to go on the Don Chesler show.

I've never seen this dog in my life.

Okay, Raymond.

Yo,

man, what's the matter with him?

The pound's on its way, detective.

They said if you could just... He tied the dog up in the parking lot. Pound?

What for?

Well, he's got to get locked up until his case goes to court.

This dog has allowed one phone call, hasn't he?

Uh, still prepping the feldbaum, Paisage.

It's going crazy, you know. It feels weird. It's scratching right on my

Well, at least we know he's still alive.

Thanks a lot.

could I see you a moment privately?

Just say it's none of their business.

Yeah, but they're all asking me.

Hi, honey.

Uh, listen.

Could we talk about your no -dogs policy?

Captain? Yes?

I'm kind of on the spot out here.

What would you want me to tell the people about you and Miss Davenport

the divorce?

You pump iron, you do sit -ups at dawn with your flak jacket on.

Wear your heavy hands right into the shower.

Makes your body hard.

But how do you train for inner strength?

Howard, what's up?

And then the test comes and you flunk it.

Honor, discretion, loyalty.

Flush it right down the commode like so many gum wrappers.

I've got to go somewhere, Howard.

As you know, I couldn't find the envelope.

Doesn't matter.

But here it is.

Rivera's name is there.

Yes, I hesitated, Henry.

I saw my lieutenancy slipping away and... That's Rivera J.

The physical therapist with the hand grenades.

It's Curtis Rivera this is all about.

It is?

You didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't? I knocked him down to a misdemeanor.

Well, we do so rely on our memories, don't we?

But for a moment I thought there that, well...

Well,

you can imagine my relief.

There I was, swinging slowly in my own wind, and I...

Oh, Harry.

Listen.

Forgive my self -absorption.

Is there anything I can do to help? I know what it's like to have your back

against the wall.

I've been there.

Oh, yes.

And it's... It's quite awful.

Not necessarily.

You've got nothing to lose.

Hey,

let's see what we got.

Are you kidding? How about you?

Nothing. What about you?

There's nothing either. Let me show you guys a real cockroach.

Huh?

Huh?

Here. Bye.

Sir.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours, huh? What do you say?

not seeing this.

J .J., look what we got here.

What? Tony Priest.

Wait, who are you, man?

You mean to tell me you don't remember Detective Washington?

Well, I remember you. You jumped bail on that robbery at the train station.

No way.

Hell yeah, Tony Priest. There's a warrant out for your arrest. Get out of

Neal. He's busted.

Don't speak bad, dude.

Let me enter my roast while we go. No way. Neil's got a sign for him at this

station. Personal property at the time of arrest.

You want somebody to think we stole them? It ain't right.

I got that rock of roast right here.

Just you and

me, huh?

And a great big fat disgusting cockroach.

And if you're responsible for letting Mr. Rivera go, What about the people he

allegedly ran down? Aren't you responsible for those deaths, too?

Actually, I think that's too simple.

I think... And it's a cheap shot.

I apologize, Lieutenant.

Nobody can apologize.

Not you or me or city council.

Look, people want things they won't pay for.

So they're responsible, too. They pay for police protection, don't they? But

enough to keep the bad guys off the street.

Council announces a drug crackdown.

Sounds great on a piece of paper.

Do more.

Do a lot more. But there's not enough cops or judges or courtrooms or jail

or hours in a day to do a lot more.

So everything's still got to be a judgment call. The cops are in the

We'll always be in the middle. All I'm saying is the public gets what it's

willing to pay for, not what it wishes for. And anybody who tells them any

different, that's who's responsible for the lives snuffed out at a Decker Avenue

bus stop this morning.

What I haven't said is that Lieutenant Goldblum has been suspended without pay

for speaking his mind.

for his message to City Council.

And I think it stinks.

And I want to shake your hand, Lieutenant.

Next up, Don Gregson with some tough talk about soft fingernails and what you

can do about them.

And we're clear.

Sensational.

Henry, that was so good, you gave me chills.

Not only that, Councilman Kearney just called. Don, Kearney's people were

watching. They want him to come over and testify before the subcommittee right

now. Come on, the limo will run you over.

So she's on the table and the plastic surgeon says, wait a minute, who wants

this liposuction, you or him? Uh -oh.

Him, she says.

He's the one who calls me hippo hips, queen of the cellulite, and he's the one

who's going to pay the bill. Wrong answer. Yeah. The doctor gets real

It's a serious procedure.

His malpractice is unbelievable and he won't do it just for a boyfriend.

Yeah.

So, what's new with Joyce since I was up here yesterday?

You need something, Lieutenant?

You know, Joyce.

Come on, don't hold me in suspense. I mean, this is better than Stella Dallas

here. We have several Joyce's. To which one are you referring?

We got Joyce Haydash, we got Joyce Lipnick, we got Joyce Davenport. Yeah,

right. The Joyce that's, uh, whatchamacallit, behind her husband's

can't stop on account of the smell of the new guy stays in her nose like a

memory.

Oh, Joyce Lipnick.

Grace under pressure. Gee, Howard, you look superb. I even imagined a tan.

I've got to take the makeup off.

A guy offered me $15 ,000 for the book I'm writing, Howard.

Hmm. No doubt to be ghosted by some bearded white wine liberal imposing

vacillation on every line. Have you considered the protection of co

Excuse me.

Uh, he's here, Chief. Yeah, I should tell him.

Council took a vote after you left. They approved three new judges, 40

additional cadets of the police academy, and a study for a new reformatory

facility. Huh?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'll tell them to drop by.

Thanks. I agree.

Under the circumstances.

Chief is dropping your suspension.

He says you actually did us a service.

Frank.

Yes, Henry?

Son of a gun.

Son of a gun.

You did it.

You beat the system. But I was wrong. I mean, doesn't it kill you? I was wrong,

and yet I was right.

I had nothing to lose, so I just went ahead.

It had nothing to do with me. I was detached.

I didn't even care. And we made our point.

I even enjoyed it.

Me.

Chief wants to see you this afternoon. My advice is to listen and nod a lot.

Don't worry.

Go ahead.

I caused you trouble. It was, uh... I didn't think that was any other way.

take it the way it came out, Henry. I couldn't be happier.

Boy, what a weight off me.

Lieutenant, somebody wants to see you.

Go.

You've heard?

You have something to tell me?

Confession, perhaps?

Never mind the wisecracks. What are we going to do about the rumors, Ferillo?

Well, I have one idea, Friday night.

I know you have other plans, but why don't you just drop them and go out with

me?

Ma 'am?

You're Lieutenant Henry Goldberg?

Yes, ma 'am.

You let him go! He killed my mother! You let him kill you!

Hold on, hold on.

Are you okay, Lieutenant?

He cried.

captain's office.

Hey, Howard.

Happiness, it's an elusive commodity.

So, Lieutenant, I've canceled my other plans.

She took me up on my offer.

They're wonderful seats, really. And even if you didn't buy them, you could

just sold them.

76 bucks.

Norman, you didn't buy them, did you?

Who, me?

Hey, Captain.

Then where did they come from?

Frank, we should reimburse him.

Hey, it's no big deal. I mean, as long as you're going to use him. Norman, if

you paid for these tickets, there's no way I can take them. I didn't, all

Captain, you want me to take a polygraph or what? I mean, I just happen to have

them around, all right? Jeez.

Okay, thanks.

Hey, no big deal.

Just you two, you know, enjoy yourselves.

Yes, excuse me, Captain, sir, Mrs. Frillo, can I...

Just a few minutes. What is it, Andy?

Well, sir, it's about this moonlighting situation, these new regs. You see,

tonight we were supposed to work on this party, this reggae party, and it's the

ravers and all, and we thought that the way we... Absolutely not.

Outside jobs are out as of today.

Well, see, we interpreted it to... It's a rule that just came down, Andy, and

since it's a rule, let's just follow it, okay?

Okay. Good night, Captain.

By the way, Who were you going on that yak weekend with, anyway?

Hey, it's coming on.

Larry, where are you speaking off to?

Speaking off?

Hey, quiet, everybody.

J .D., are you going to buy us all some cheesesteaks after you win this thing?

Here's the station.

W105 Rock had a beauty contest.

Hey. With a winner worth $1 ,005.

And here she is, strutting her stuff. Hey, look. Yes, a coffee. Neil?

Or more correctly, a $2 ,000. Neil?

Ooh, Neil, it's ours.

We won!

$1 ,005.

Oh, man. Was it worth it, huh?

Our congratulations to Mr. Fugalesi's 7th grade class. Hey, wait. Wait a

No, no, it's fixed.

They didn't catch it. They drew it. Now, we got a legitimate protest here.

Neil,

we can fight this.

Mother time, David.

So, Sergeant Bates.

Have you seen anybody regular?

Who do you think?

Sit.

Sit.

That's it.

No.

No.

That's a good dog. I'm glad we had that little talk.

Mick, are you coming to bed?

Yeah, I was just walking the dog.

I already let him out.

You did?

I'm thinking I'm going to make you a big breakfast tomorrow.

Cooking?

Is that something else you're good at?

When you're good, you're good.

Patrick, I don't want you to make me breakfast.

I mean, I don't... I don't think I want you to stay over.

Do you mind?

It's not a question of do I mind. It's just that I got this morning routine.

You know, I wake up.

It's quiet.

I like it.

I'm kind of funny about it.

You don't think I got a morning routine?

Okay? So do we sleep a little now?

Or do I hop up like immediately and put my shoes on? Stay a little.

Then go?

Then go.

You were really good on the show today.

It was a nice dinner.

I don't know.

Maybe what attracts me to you is the fact that you take it all on yourself.

Dad.

I'll wait.

Don't, please. Just go, okay? Please.

Hello.

Yeah.

Well, I'd forget about it, Henry. I'd put it right out of my mind.

And you know what else?

I wouldn't come in till noon tomorrow.

Yeah.