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Okay.

We will agree to the left side quadrant only, but absolutely no areola.

My client needs to see the full posterior as well as the whole of the

order to make a commitment.

What are you saying?

My client is willing to provide, as per our earlier discussion, no more.

Well, that's it, Gene. We're leaving.

We didn't come here to be insulted.

You either want it or you don't.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

I want your client.

I also want the writer.

Oh, come on, Mike. It's a movie about the Holocaust. You really need to see my

nipple.

I swear to God, every script I ever get, I'm like naked on page four, okay? Even

in Nazi flicks.

This guy's just another old perv.

You know Mike DePere?

Of course I know Mike DePere. He's coming to my party.

See, he makes five pictures a year in Europe, okay?

I say you show your titties and you make your money.

No, Zay.

Okay, give it back.

Okay, I want you to check out the waiters here, okay?

Okay. Oh, my God. I'll definitely hire them for my 11th anniversary at my 30th

birthday party. Okay.

Okay, wait till you see this one guy. He is so hot.

Oh, my. His name is Hunter Shepard. I mean, how porn is that? That's porn.

Okay. You don't know how bad I want this guy.

Okay. So why don't you go out with him?

Oh, I tried. He's totally straight.

Well, I'm not dating waiters anymore, okay? I'm moving away from all that. I

only, you know, going to have serious, lasting relationships now.

Yeah, right.

Really?

Okay, well, consider this one. A parting gift from me to you. Here he is.

Hunter, meet Prey.

You want to, you know, stay over?

Yeah, I can't.

Tonight's Thursday.

I've got to take the fiancé line dancing.

So you mean before it even began, hunting season is over?

Yeah. I guess I should have told them I wanted to take it slower.

You want to have that conversation before you put his dick in your mouth?

hard in your 30s. You know, you can't just stop.

It's sort of rude.

Anyway, it's not like I'm always with inappropriate guys.

Oh, okay.

What? Well, let's see here.

Well, first there was Stacy the Screamy Axe Pimp. Oh, the anti -Semitic

bobsledder. And, gee, you dated your stalker.

You want to check out Sexual Dysfunctions Anonymous.

Oh, sweet.

You guys really think I'm a sex addict?

No, honey, sex is just another form of medication, and you have clearly been

medicating yourself.

Trust me, I should know.

That's why I'm starting rehab.

Girl, it's fucking about time.

The first step of 12 made me realize I have to deal with this thing with Anton

one way or another.

And I have to face facts, and so do you.

What facts?

Honey, Payne Jones.

Payne is a full -on sex addict.

And you were with him for years, Jean. You don't think it affected you?

Well, why do I have to go? You're all a bunch of sluts, too.

Oh, come in. Take a chair and join the circle. Mm -hmm, just right there. Yeah.

Good.

That's good.

Join the circle.

Circle, can we open up a little?

Thank you. Good, good, good.

All right.

Close the circle.

Okay, continue, Gerald. The nooner, and then it was the... So she pulled the

ball gag out of my mouth, and she took off her strap -on and made me do the

thing with a biscuit.

Okay, Gerald. No, I'd had enough. I'd had enough. I took the biscuit out, and

said, that's it, I can't see you anymore.

I can't do this anymore. I can't be this anymore.

But I had to go to my nooner, and...

She put me in the diaper and gave me a Cleveland steamer. Okay, Gerald. I think

we're going to stop right there because we're almost at the end of our hour and

I think we should let somebody else share.

Anyone? Anybody?

How about you, Billy?

Billy. Come on, share.

No?

No?

Okay. Debbie.

Well... I've been struggling with the same guy for three years now.

As you all know, he always cheated on me.

I mean, he would have sex with me and then go home and have sex with his

girlfriend.

But I always took him back.

Something about those amber eyes and that brown skin.

Beautiful, beautiful voice.

Music producer, football player.

Been there, sister.

Are you guys talking about... No!

I'm sorry. No full names here. That's why it's called anonymous.

Perhaps you'd like to introduce yourself to the group.

Um... I'm Gigi.

And?

I'm... I'm an actress.

And?

And... I'm a... I'm a...

Sex addict?

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

Come here. Come here, newbie. Now, this is your handbook. And

remember, sobriety here means no sex.

That means everything. No masturbation, no pornography.

The whole ball of wax.

Sit down.

Could you back up?

Johnny, we've discussed this.

Gigi, do you mind?

That's a girl.

Gigi, if you don't mind me saying so, you're dressed a little inappropriately.

Perhaps you have something to cover up inside your purse, a shawl, a pashmina,

maybe an old chamois.

No, maybe a slip you can pull down. Oh, look, Genevieve has her cum rag. Why

don't you give that to her?

Oh, and look, she washed it.

Genevieve, you are making progress.

Can we all give it to Genevieve?

No sex, no masturbation, and no porn. And you can't even flirt.

I mean, God, I've been a flirt my whole life. No masturbation?

No. Really? You can't even do that?

Me and Dr. Earl do this all the time.

Still, are you sleeping with them? No, I'm waiting for the perfect moment. But

did I tell you that I'm falling in love?

That is wonderful.

Yeah. I think I'm going to tell him everything.

Well, you don't mean everything.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to tell him my real age.

Oh, my God.

Sal, that is so great.

But did I tell you guys that everyone at that meeting is left with pain? Okay,

well, as long as you don't, there's no problem.

Please. If Payne Jones was the last man on Earth, I'd fuck plants.

Well, according to this manual, you can't even do that.

A votre santé, chérie.

Here.

I hope you're not wearing that outfit on my account.

I assure you, I'm not going to ask you to do anything until war.

Just in your movie, right?

Gigi, you should be a much bigger star.

Why do you make all those crappy movies?

Well, I did some bad movies to support my aging parents and to pay for my

mother's treatments, and I got trapped.

Where are your parents from?

My mom was Czech and my dad's Hungarian.

I'm originally Hungarian.

And I happen to think that what you did was very noble.

What the fuck are you doing here? I want to see her. No!

I'm her father.

Oh, why?

Why now?

Because I want to see her one more time.

Before the operation.

Honey, I'm so happy for you, but I gotta go.

No, I really gotta go. I'm so late for my meeting, honey. I really do. I'm

gonna... I know how fucked up my behavior was.

I lied.

And I cheated.

And I realize now that I have to change.

Because I can't go on hurting the people that I love.

We've been broken up for like a year now, and I just want to take back all

things I did.

I only wish there was a way that I could tell her how much she still means

to me.

Tell me the truth. Are you really here for rehab or for the pussy?

I'm serious about this.

You're not having sex. Nope.

And you're not jerking off. Nope.

What about porn?

You're great. I'm new.

I'm telling you, I've changed.

Give me a chance to show you.

I want to show you.

Why don't you guys get a room?

What? No, I mean... We're not with her.

Earl, there's something I have to tell you.

I should have told you this before.

Something wrong?

No.

No, I'm fine.

I don't want there to be any secrets between us. No.

That's good.

Me neither.

The thing is, I just, um... Let

me just... Hold on.

God.

Okay.

Hello? Stella!

Okay,

I'm sorry. This is an emergency. I've got to take it.

Fuck this.

I cannot believe you're thinking of doing this. After everything he's done

you. He fucked your mother's nurse in ICU, for God's sake. If you can't do it

for yourself or for us, think of your mom. Yeah. Would she want you to be with

him?

Guys, I am not getting back together with Payne Jones, okay?

But, I mean, wouldn't it be nice to, like, you know, forgive him and make

and move on?

Again?

Do you want me to promise?

Okay, I promise.

I swear I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever see Payne Jones again.

Ever.

Thanks for meeting me, G.

My sponsor couldn't make it.

Do you often take your sponsor to matinees and reach between her legs?

What? I'm doing good. You're hogging.

The same stuff.

I never laughed so hard as the time I took you to the BET Awards.

Shh.

We were making love in the bathroom.

Stevie Wonder walked in, and you screamed, and I said, baby, keep going,

he can't see you.

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

I used to love when you'd come to my shows.

They looked so beautiful.

Me and all the other women you had strategically placed backstage.

Come on, G, you're not being fair.

Remember that amazing time we had when I took you to meet my family?

Barbados?

Stayed at White Point Beach?

Man.

We made love like ten times a day.

Yeah, until your ex -wife showed up and you fucked her.

Yeah, but before that, we had a great time.

You looked like a goddess.

The day on the deserted beach was the best day of my life.

That was the best day of my life.

Babe, I don't love you anymore.

Jake, don't. I'm sorry, Richard.

I'm sorry. I can't see you.

Sasha,

this is Paulette, your dad.

Hi, Paulette.

Hi.

I brought this for you.

Thanks.

I'll put it in my room.

Okay.

You want to come see my room?

Oh, okay.

I just can't believe I wasted so much time, you know? And Anton's time.

He is such an awesome guy.

Yeah. I really don't want to lose him.

And I haven't exactly been the model girlfriend, you know? I really hurt him.

It's okay.

He'll bounce back, Franny. Yeah?

What do you know? You're 18.

Anton and I are in love.

What?

What? Anton and I are in love. We're moving in together.

What?

Yeah Are you fucking kidding me?

No You're fucking kidding me

Sasha, baby, I'm sorry.

For what? Lying to me?

Sasha, I was doing what I thought was best.

Keeping me from my father?

Sasha, you were too young. I was trying to protect you.

I don't care. He's my father, and you wouldn't let me see him.

Sasha, open the door.

What's different about you?

Nothing.

Oh, my God.

Did you get a facelift? No.

You're crazy.

It's Botox.

Can I touch it? No.

Well, Ricky, I think they missed the spot.

Gee, if you tell anyone about this, I will so tell people that you beat your

ass.

Don't do that. I never even heard of that.

Yeah, whatever.

I will still tell people you do it.

I don't see anything.

It's not funny.

I'm sorry.

I won't laugh.

I won't do it again. Stop it.

Oh, by the way, pain's coming.

What?

You're telling me this now?

It's my party, G. I like pain. I always have, okay?

Yeah, well, of course you do, because you're like the same person. It's just

that, you know, you're gay.

Looking good, Hunter.

I'm thinking that next year we could go to Burning Man or even Road and Crater.

Stella, this really shouldn't go any further.

What are you talking about? I'm totally in love with you.

I'm looking for different things.

At this stage in my life.

Someone closer to me.

I am close to you.

In age, Stella.

In age.

I saw your IDs.

What? Which ones? I can't.

I can't do that. I can't be with someone so much younger than me. I know a lot

of men my age would fantasize about that, but that's not who I am.

Okay, Earl, look, you just listen to me, okay?

This is so ironic, I was going to tell you, but I...

I changed those ideas. I'm not 32 years old, okay? No, I'm 42 years old. This is

hard enough for me.

Don't you lie.

It's unbecoming.

Franny, I thought you weren't drinking.

Oh, Anton.

Did you finally break up with him?

Not exactly.

He's been fucking my assistant, Becky.

You know, the one with the retainer.

Fucking fuckface corporal.

They're in love.

They're going to move in together.

They're in love.

Where's Dr. Earl?

Um... Yeah, he saw my IDs and thinks that I'm too young for

him, so he just left me.

And you?

I'm fine.

Sasha hates me because I lied about her dad, Paul.

He left. What's there to lie about?

He's about to have an operation because he's a lesbian stuck in a man's body,

and I'm still in love with him.

Roxy, what the fuck are you talking about?

I mean, men have always told me I'm masculine.

I just, you know, had no idea what's so good at it.

Hunter, how you doing? Oh, you work out a little bit, huh? That's nice, really

nice. Hey, can I have that?

Yes, sir.

Hunter?

Miss Gigi.

There you are.

I just read the new version of the screenplay.

There's no nudity at all.

So, are you happy?

I don't really know how to take it.

Ah, Gigi.

I don't know whether to mother you, father you, or fuck you.

Would you like to meet the director?

Is he here?

London, England.

He would like to meet you.

We could fly there together.

I'll have my office set it up, unless, of course, you want to speak to your

agent first.

Well, no, I mean, I want to. I do. I just... I have to... Well, what? I have

to... I have to pee.

Go pee.

Then come and join me for some celebratory champagne.

Who's the guy?

Jealous? It always hurts to be with another man.

Stop it.

True.

So?

He's a producer, Mike DePere. He has a script for me.

An amazing script with, you know, no coochie, no tushy, no titty, no nothing.

Just a script.

And he wants me to fly to London with him and meet the director. I mean, this

guy could be my ticket out of B -movie hell.

What does he want from you?

My talent.

I'm not going to play you, G.

As much as it hurts me, you've got to go for it.

That's what you've always wanted.

God knows you deserve it.

You're too fucking old anyway.

You know what I'm saying?

Fucking 50.

Sorry.

Shut up your fucking ass, sorry.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't need that crap.

But I don't.

I don't.

I've been watching you, watching you, girl, from a distance.

And it's slowly, slowly becoming sick to me, baby.

You've got a way about you that nobody can describe.

What I want to do is all I have to do is close my eyes.

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