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Tonight, we take our freedom.
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Yes! Tonight, the whole world will know
that slaves' lives matter.
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Slaves' lives matter!
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Slaves' lives matter!
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Slaves' lives matter!
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Um, don't all lives matter?
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Fucking hell, Dwayne. No, no, I'm just
saying, when you say it like that, it's
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like you're saying slave...
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Owners' lives don't matter. Of course
all lives matter. We're just, you know,
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focusing on us because we're fucking
slaves, Dwayne. I guess I just worry
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it might alienate people. Like, when I
hear slaves' lives matter, it makes me
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think, are these guys looking for
equality or supremacy?
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What the fuck?
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Dwayne, I think we are on a pretty firm
footing with this one.
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Yeah, I think we can afford to be a
little hostile to the people who are
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enslaving and killing us, Dwayne.
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Doesn't make them bad people, though.
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What? Now, a lot of these slave owners,
you know, they're just doing their jobs.
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So maybe check your privilege, guys.
Yeah?
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Yeah. Do you know whose life doesn't
matter?
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Dwayne. Throw this shitbag overboard.
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No, no! Get him off! Come on, Dwayne!
All black on black violence!
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Why don't you challenge a stereotype?
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I'll help you proud of yourself!
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If there's anyone out there who knows
what happened to my son, then please
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up the phone and get in touch.
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He's my son.
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But he's my only son.
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It's okay. Look at him!
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Look what they did to my son!
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He's a fucking policeman!
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Filth!
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One minute he's my little boy, the next
he's a pig!
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Well, I can't take it anymore. I just
want my little boy back.
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Mum, you're embarrassing me.
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Get off me!
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No further questions.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you all strapped for soldiers.
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Guess where we are? We're in your
postcard.
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I'm going to leave you a little gift.
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Posse. You got some front stepping on
our turf.
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Try that again and you won't make it out
alive.
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Also, quick word on your graffiti.
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You got nice smooth lines there. There's
an anarchical approach to the human
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body that shows real talent and flair.
Message over.
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Stratford soldiers.
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I'm not going to lie, I've been drawing
for a while now, and I wasn't really
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encouraged at school.
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But thanks to positive feedback like
yours, yeah, it's given me the
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to express myself in the public arena.
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Furthermore, what do you think about
these watercolours that man done?
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Mad ting. See the texture?
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Mad texture.
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Who did those brushstrokes? You did
those brushstrokes? Nah, it must have
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done by Monet or something.
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They're banging blood.
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Terrell here says it was the best
representation of grass he's seen
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the National Gallery.
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Didn't you say that, Terrell?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Message over.
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Stratford soldiers were truly humbled by
your feedback. And by way of
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appreciation, mind you're a special
thing for a man like Terrell.
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Big T, man got you.
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Message over.
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Ina in posse. That picture of Terrell is
the bomb.
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He properly loves it, don't you,
Terrell? Yeah, yeah.
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He's taken it to his mum's house and
hung it up in her downstairs toilet.
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What, downstairs toilet?
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What? My thing in the downstairs toilet?
Are you mad? Listen, men spent weeks on
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that thing. You want it, Van Gogh?
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And your feedback was dead!
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Yeah, feedback was dead!
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Detective Moses Moultrie reporting for
duty.
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Motherfuckers! A black man in a white
man's world.
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Had a partner, but he got sat down in
the last episode.
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Now Moultrie gotta work alone.
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Crimes to solve and bitches to probe.
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Moultrie! Moultrie!
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Moultrie! And don't be forgetting your
new wisecracking partner, A .J. Rowley,
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all the way from Beverly Hills.
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Ooh, this is nice.
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Dino sequence!
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Don't be fucking up my dino sequence!
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Come on, brother, you need to be a
little deeper than that. Like you got
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those big -ass, hooved -ass, stringy
-ass dicks between your legs.
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Throw some authority and shit. More
like, hey, man, don't be fucking up my
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sequence. I'm just joking, brother. I
like you.
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Uh -oh. Look at this white dude over
here. He be like, uh, sorry to
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inconvenience you, but would you please
remove this knife from my back, please?
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Thank you.
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Mother...
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Fucker! Will you stop with all the
wisecracks? This is an affluent village
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middle England. Anybody got time for
funny -ass voices?
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Let's tell us here on these streets,
man.
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Uh, really? Because it seems like we're
surrounded by a lot of timid old white
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people.
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Holy shit, Mountie, watch out, man.
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Oi!
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Listen here.
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We have had enough of all this diversity
going on in this village.
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One of you is all right, but two, two
diversities?
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That's just madness, ain't it? Yeah,
wait, wait. Oh, you got a problem with
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diversity, motherfucker?
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Well, how about I fuck both your wives,
get them pregnant to adjust the balance,
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bitch? You leave, I'll get thrown out
with it.
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How long do we have to do this for,
mate? Shut the fuck up!
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Hey!
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Big man!
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You can play with us, you know.
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Black toys are fun too, yeah?
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And mad playable.
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He's never going to play with you.
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His mum got you from the Reggie style at
Asda.
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Can't believe this.
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It's okay, guys.
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We can all play together. We don't need
Andy.
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Yep. You ain't one of us, Sam. We're in
2019 now.
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I don't know what all the big fun is
about.
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Dear admired friend, it is my solemn
duty to inform you of the passing of
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distant relative and member of the
Nigerian royal family, Uncle Atumbe.
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What?
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Uncle Atumbe left $2 million to you in
his will, and now all that is needed...
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Is your bank account details!
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No! Uncle Atumbe!
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How would I go on?
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Delete!
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Did you have to leave us, Uncle Atumbe?
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You were so young and full of life.
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Oh, how we will miss your love, son.
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Baby, how can you be eating graffitis at
a time like this?
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Our Uncle Atumbe is dead.
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He's dead. He's dead.
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His blood is dead, man.
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And to compound misery, his relatives
are not even returning my emails.
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All I can do is bury you with your
millions of dollars, Uncle Tunde.
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Bring me the money!
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Every step you take.
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Every move you make.
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Everything you do.
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Every time we play.
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I'll be watching you.
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Congratulations to the happy couple,
Tunde and Abiola.
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Artie, tell me, how is your grandson?
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My grandson?
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He is good. He is good.
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How is yours?
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He is very good.
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In fact, here he is.
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Hello, Artie.
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Look at him.
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So tall.
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Yes. He has... grown.
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What it would appear, my grandson, is
perhaps a few inches taller than
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you.
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Grandson,
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tell Auntie about your new job.
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Ask the doctor!
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I've just started.
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Thomas! Tell auntie here all about your
being a lawyer.
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My grandson, he has been married for
five years. Thomas
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has been married for seven years and
produced two children.
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Grandson, show auntie a picture of your
children.
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It's just a shame that their mother is a
JAMAICA!
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John, what are you doing? Get down.
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No behavior.
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And the GP.
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Go and get me water.
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Hurry up, small boy. Come on. Get me
coconut.
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Pan? You look pan me there, Leslie?
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Was I looking at your girlfriend?
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Jack, you see how he might admit it?
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He might watch you, you know, Leslie. He
mad with jealousy and envy and rage and
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all them things there.
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He's probably undressing you with him
eyes right now. How dare you, sir?
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No, I really wasn't.
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Close them.
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What? Close your filthy eyes.
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Look, I'm sorry, I really wasn't
looking.
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Like that?
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You were looking in my general
direction. I was just being polite.
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What? Leslie, this shoe.
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You all look upon this man.
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Oh.
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Leslie. You want to go runway with him?
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I'm actually married.
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Shut up. You want to go live in a big,
big, big, big, big fancy bloodcrap
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Leslie, you can't do this to me, man.
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You know I say me love you.
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Me love every inch of your girl. Please
don't leave me, Leslie.
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Yes, baby.
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You know, when you love, you get wicked
in my eyes. You touch up my things and
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my pussy and my cat. Ah, give me a kiss,
baby.
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Give me one more for the white man.
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Yeah, man, let go. Grab me, Batty.
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Yes, baby.
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Can I open my eyes yet?
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From Fantastic Agusti Reality
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Watch as a group of youthful and sexual
singletons are housed in a genuine
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luxury villa -struck mansion.
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Wow! Look at a luxury mansion -struck
villa we have been housed in! Watch as
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genuine romance blossoms!
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But then also enjoy the constant
arguing, breakups, and casual sex with
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partnerings.
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Starring... I'm actually here to find
the love of my life.
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Or do it.
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And also... You know, I just want
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people to get to know the real blessing.
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Which one of you dirty fucking animals
left this spoon on his side?
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And also starring a whole host of
interchangeable and instantly
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contestants.
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Twitter stormings.
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Including the only two gay men in the
villa who are forced to
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couple up because they are the only two
gay men in the villa.
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And how could we forget Amy, the woman
who all the men in the villa are
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over. For some reason.
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That's fine.
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Tune in to Celebrity Romantic Peninsula
Passions three times a day, seven days a
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week. No, seriously.
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It's on that much, but you end up
watching it for some fucking reason.
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Coming soon.
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And open them.
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Happy Father's Day.
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Wow. What a delicious breakfast you've
prepared.
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You're welcome, darling.
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I'm so lucky.
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To have such an amazing wife and such
beautiful children.
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You know what?
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I'm going to share a photo of this on
Instagram.
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Show the world how blessed I am.
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Upload. And there we are.
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Wonderful. Now don't forget about your
breakfast. Just having a look at what's
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on my feed.
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Oh, look.
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Little Pump has signed a new record deal
for $10 million.
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Wow. And he's only 18.
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Good for him.
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Put the phone down now, darling.
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Oh, I see Takeshi69 is surrounded by
girls on a speedboat.
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Again.
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Peter, put the phone away.
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Well, Vicky's bought a new Lambo.
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Great stuff.
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Please?
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Why?
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Why am I such a fucking loser?
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How have I ended up in this hell?
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This hell on earth?
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I have been cursed with these chains.
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Why don't I get to go to pool parties?
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Why didn't I get to date Amber Rose?
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Why don't I have a blue tick?
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Peter, why are you doing this?
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We are so insignificant on Instagram.
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Oh, my God. What is it?
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Richard Blackwood just liked our new
photo.
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The Richard Blackwood?
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Wow.
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One, two, three, four, get with the
wicked.
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This is Black Oscar history from a man
like me, Scribbler P.
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Oscars so white, narcos.
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Oscars so woke.
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Black people have a long history of
being recognised by the Oscars. And for
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extremely dynamic and nuanced roles.
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Save, seven, save, save, seven, save,
save.
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Seventh, Prisoner, Eddie Murphy.
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Big up the originator, gal like Hattie
McDaniels, who took home the gold for
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playing Mommy's Two Shoes in Tom and
Jerry.
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Even that and Wikipedia's chatting shit.
But she paved the way for other
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incredible roles, like Cuba Gooding Jr.
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as black backing dancer in Jerry Maguire
and Halle Berry in Monsters Ball.
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A film role so deep, I've been watching
the same 30 seconds of it on repeat.
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Y 'all know them.
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That footage is emotional, my Gigi.
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An honourable mention to some of my
black British nominees.
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Marianne Jean -Baptiste, Daniel Kaluuya,
and Chewbacca,
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the main slave from 12 Years a Slave.
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But remember, black people, if you're
ever nominated for an Oscar, tell Warren
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Beatty to put on his fucking glasses.
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This is Black Oscar History for a man
like me.
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Turn up fuses.
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Oh, I love this song.
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Music again?
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Beyonce bass.
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Oh, of course, yeah.
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I don't really like Beyonce.
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Fired? You can't fire me for not liking
Beyonce.
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you doing that's messed up you're dead
to me so i don't like beyonce what's the
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problem with that funny man no you can't
do this
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I told people I'd never watched Dirty
Dancing.
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Oh, Jesus.
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You poor thing.
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You.
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I told people I didn't like Beyonce.
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You fucking what?
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No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
when the whisper go.
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Sorry, excuse me.
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Your, um... chest area?
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It's sort of... Jiggling, yeah, I know.
And you couldn't take your eyes off
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them, obviously.
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Not so much jiggling.
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Is there something alive in there? Oh,
you little flat, you.
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Just do that again.
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Just now.
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OK, you can have my number.
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It's 075... Oh, bloody hell.
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00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,870
Dr. Vazneshi?
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No, I'm not happy, actually.
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I... What's that?
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Autumn sale on lips and nose?
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Yeah, you can book me an appointment.
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You all right, babe?
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Do you want a baby wipe or something?
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Happy.
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I beg you, just tell me.
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Please.
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