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Okay, here we go. First time eating
solid food.
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This is so exciting. I know.
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First time trying Stevie B's Windy City
Rib Feast. I'm so excited.
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I know.
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Get some on your cheek.
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I'll get it.
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Oh, you got some on your cheek.
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No, no, I'll get it.
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Okay, Tanner. Chew, chew, chew.
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Chew. Chew. Chew.
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Okay, get it out.
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Get it out.
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Get it out.
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I found some naked lady playing cards.
Wouldn't those be fun to look at?
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Why, yes.
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They would be very fun to look at.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I also have some things for you to
sign.
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Like what?
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Wow, look at the queen of hearts, huh?
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And sign.
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Wow.
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It must be really cold up there in that
ski lodge.
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Oh, yeah, I bet.
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Wow, check out the nine of spades. And
sign?
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Nine? I think she's a ten plus.
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Oh, you.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. What am I
signing here?
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Am I paying bills?
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Hey, honey, honey, look. I'm kissing the
four of clubs, and she's Chinese.
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Cheryl, that is not working.
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Entirely.
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What is going on here? What is this
doctor bill for $200?
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What, did you have another baby?
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No, Jim, Kyle had a little growth on his
chin. He's fine, thank God.
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Now sign the check.
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Wait, wait, wait, what was it?
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He had a legume -based incrustation on
his chin that was removed by non
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-invasive means through the use of
textiles with no harm to the patient.
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his face and a doctor wiped it off with
a cloth?
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Okay, how did you figure that out?
Cheryl, I am not the one on trial here.
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You're the one who took our kid to the
doctor for peanut butter?
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Okay, he had a sandwich and something
got on his chin and it got hard and I
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scared. Well, Dr.
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Clark says it happens all the time.
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Happens all the time? Yes. Come on,
Cheryl. Hey, I... I just want you to
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tonight, when the kids brush their
teeth, that white stuff is toothpaste,
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rabies.
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Would you sign the damn check?
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No, I'm not going to pay for this. Let
the insurance company handle that crap.
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Wow. Speed of two of clubs. I mean, it's
one card, but that is quite a pair.
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Cheryl, I am not a 13 -year -old boy
that can be easily distracted by a naked
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woman riding a speedboat.
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Okay. What happened?
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What's going on? What are you hiding
here? You're hiding something from me.
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insurance company rejected the claim.
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You're kidding me. No.
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Cheryl, how could they reject... Did you
talk to them? Did you yell at them,
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Cheryl? Did you yell at them? No, but I
did leave a strongly worded voicemail.
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Oh, boy, I bet they were shaking in
their boots when they deleted that one.
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If you want to get what you want...
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You've got to sit down, you've got to
look them right in the eye, and you've
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to charm the pants off them.
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From now on, I am handling all the
health care in this family.
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No, no, no.
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Yes. Family health care is my territory.
You can't usurp it. It's been usurped.
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I am now the czar of health care.
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Oh, by the way, Cheryl, don't rush to
the hospital right now. That's just egg
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your face.
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You know, Jim, there's a reason I handle
the things I do around here and you
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handle the things you do. And what is
that?
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You can't handle the things I do!
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I couldn't believe you just talked to
the czar like that.
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You know what? I should have you
beheaded.
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And I bet I could have the insurance
company cover it for me.
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Denied.
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Denied? I lost an eye.
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Yeah, well, yesterday I lost my keys.
It's still denied.
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Kind of a misunderstanding here with
your company. Seems that your company
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accidentally rejected one of my family's
claims.
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Oh, I remember this.
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Hey, Marcy, it's the peanut butter guy.
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You know, your son made our weekly
newsletter.
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Telling your wife we loved the
voicemail.
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I'm glad you guys are entertained.
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Can you work on my claim, please?
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Hold on a second, sir.
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Are you pulling up my claim?
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No, I'm checking my email.
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What? Your claim has been rejected. What
do you want me to say?
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Well, maybe you should say thank you for
15 years of patronage, sir.
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Well, maybe you should say wash your
face after dinner, son.
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Hey, isn't your company's slogan, we're
right there? behind you?
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Yeah. Well, now I know what you're doing
behind me.
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Number 83?
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No, no, you got 82 right here. Right
here you got 82, not 83.
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Look, look, if you keep talking to me
like this, I'm just gonna take my
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elsewhere. Okay.
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I am serious.
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Oh, no.
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Don't take away your $128 a month.
You'll bring this company to its knees.
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I am not afraid of you.
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I may be a common man, but I'm going to
set myself free from the yoke of
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tyranny. And I'm going to cancel my
health insurance policy.
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You realize when I cancel this policy
that neither you nor your family has any
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health insurance.
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Realize it? I demand it!
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Freedom!
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Freedom!
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Can you validate my parking, please?
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You canceled your health insurance? You
sure that's a good idea? Come on, I've
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made many spur -of -the -moment
decisions in my life, and I've never
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one of them.
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What about the tattoo?
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If you think a tattoo of Mike Ditka on
my left cheek is a mistake, you and I
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no longer friends!
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Hey, how'd it go at the insurance
company? Did you get anybody's pants?
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Well, the czar spoke, action was taken,
parking was validated.
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And I think that'll be the very last
time that they deny one of our claims.
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Really?
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I'm impressed. It sounds like you
handled that really well.
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I have a way with people.
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Apparently. Trust in your czar. He's
always behind you.
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See? Everything's fine.
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Everything's under control, my friend.
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You know what? That's the thing I hate
about these insurance companies.
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They live on fear. They survive on fear.
Well, you know what? You are so afraid
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that you won't even make a claim because
you're afraid they're going to reject
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it and then your insurance is going to
go up. You know, forget it. I'm not
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afraid anymore.
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If anything happens in this family, I'm
going to pay for it in my own pocket.
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I mean, how expensive could it be? We're
pretty careful around here.
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Dad,
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I'll be up on the...
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Get up.
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Put that down.
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Grow a brain.
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Come on.
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But I wanted a cookie, and I have a
string on my shirt.
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I have a theory.
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What's it going to be, Jim? Back to the
insurance agency or up on the roof to
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test Kyle's theory?
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Well, hello.
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Well,
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I hope your company covers the funny
bone because you're cracking me up.
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You know what? That's why I like this
company so much. In fact, I want you
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behind me doing the thing you do best.
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I'd like to reinstate my insurance
policy.
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Hear that, Marcy? Mr. 128 is back. We
don't have to worry about the mass
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anymore.
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Anyway, uh...
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What about reinstate my insurance
policy?
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Look, I can't reinstate your policy.
It's canceled.
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Would this change things?
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Sir, this is a naked lady on a
speedboat.
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Come on.
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Can you help me out here? Can't you just
bend the rules a little bit?
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I suppose I could open you a new policy.
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Of course, now you lost your loyal
customer discount, so your rate will go
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20%. 20 %? And there's a five -day
waiting period before your new policy
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in. Five days?
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Why? Why not?
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We the insurance company, baby.
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Okay, Jim, I got their skateboard,
arrows, and their batteries.
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Batteries? What for?
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I guess kids at your school didn't play
pelt -the -fat -kid -with -batteries.
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Andy, we got five days, five waiting
days. We gotta watch these kids like a
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hawk. Okay, okay, it's only five days.
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And besides, they're kids. They're
mostly cartilage.
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But what about me? What happens if I get
sick?
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Come on, you're in great shape.
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You, sir, are the healthiest man in this
room.
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It's five days, Jim.
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Yeah, maybe you're right. I'm just
overreacting.
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I think I got that flu bug that Gracie
had.
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No, damn it, why?
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I mean, God bless you.
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having dinner in a restaurant for the
first time since Tanner was born. If
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Tanner gets sick, we can't have dinner
in a restaurant. And I need to have
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dinner in a restaurant.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She is sick. She
is sick. She is sick. She's going to
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need to see a doctor.
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That doctor visit is $200.
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$300 for blood tests.
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Colonoscopy is $682 .78.
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Andy, it's not about the money.
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All right? If I take her to a doctor,
she's going to find out that I canceled
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our insurance.
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At least with a colonoscopy, they lube
you up first.
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You know what? I just got to convince
her that she doesn't need to see a
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Daddy, Ruby and I are playing Kyle's
funeral.
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How deep is your grave?
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I'll get this. You get Cheryl.
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Now, your basic grave is six feet, but
Kyle's short.
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I think I'll put these under a heat lamp
and see what grows.
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Hey, hey!
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Oh, my God, you look terrific.
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I really think you've turned a corner.
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I have a fever.
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Damn,
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girl.
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So do I.
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You look really hot in that shawl.
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Come on. Let's go upstairs.
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Jim, I have the flu.
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You know what they say.
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Feed a cold and playfully spank a fever.
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That's the second shower of the day for
me.
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You know what, Jim? I really need to go
see a doctor.
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They gave Gracie amoxicillin.
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And it really helped. I want to get
started on that, like, today. Gerald,
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can't go to a doctor right now. I mean,
look at you. You look awful. You can't
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go in public.
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A second ago, you wanted to have sex
with me. Yeah, from pity.
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You know what? I am calling Dr.
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Clark.
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Don't call the doctor. I'll call the
doctor.
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I'll describe your symptoms, and he'll
prescribe some medicine.
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All right, whatever.
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But when I'm feeling better, you're
going to pay for that pity line.
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Good girl.
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Anger really helps the healing.
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Dana, your husband is a doctor. Do you
think he can prescribe some pills for me
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so I can give them to Cheryl?
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Brian delivers babies. Call your own
doctor.
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Yeah, I could do that.
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Or...
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I could put Cheryl's germs all over your
baby's face.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I need that prescription.
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You wouldn't dare.
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How long have you known me, Dana?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Let's just settle down.
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Let's just all be cool here. Oh, I'm so
cool right now. Good.
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But I need that prescription, Dana, now.
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Take that phone.
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You call your husband right now.
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I have his prescription pad in my purse.
He signs a few for me so I can get
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whatever I want.
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You get the goods.
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Come on.
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No sudden moves.
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Good girl.
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Mommy's doing the right thing, Tanner.
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She's listening to Uncle Jim.
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Step away from the baby!
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Don't do anything stupid!
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I swear to God I'll do it. Now hand over
the snot rag.
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Don't. Push me. I need to have dinner in
a restaurant.
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Then head to panel.
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Infected tissues first.
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Same time.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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This is a far side calendar.
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Stay away from my baby.
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Dana, no.
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00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:29,330
Dana, if I get sick, I'm going to hunt
you down and lick your baby on the
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forehead.
262
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:38,930
Well, I convinced the kids that Kyle
deserves a memorial service, but they're
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00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,210
definitely putting him in the ground
today.
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00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:43,810
And you have no time to even discuss
this.
265
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,550
I have to get some amoxicillin for
Cheryl immediately.
266
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,070
Man, that's good stuff.
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00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,730
I give it to my tropical fish all the
time for their fin rot.
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00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,970
$2 .98 at the pet store for the exact
same medicine.
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00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:02,250
And if you spend more than $10, you get
a free hermit crab.
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00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:08,690
The exact same medicine?
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00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:11,490
Yeah.
272
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,210
Wow, look at you.
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I know. I'm so much better, thanks to
the best husband in the world.
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00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,790
You know, he got me medicine. I didn't
even have to go to the doctor.
275
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:35,830
And he got me this hermit crab to keep
me company.
276
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:40,850
Well, you certainly look better. Not
green around the gills at all.
277
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:43,630
Thanks, honey.
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00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:47,530
Hey, can you get on this oatmeal? I need
to go wrangle the kids. Sure, sure.
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Green around the gills.
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00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,130
Andy, you, sir, are a rascal.
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Oh, gee.
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00:17:57,170 --> 00:18:00,970
Oh, my God, you look terrible. Oh, I am
so sick.
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Take the fish medicine.
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00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,790
Yeah, yeah.
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00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,450
You know what? Maybe sex with Cheryl
wasn't such a good idea after all.
286
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,890
You should take at least 50. You, sir,
are no guppy.
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00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:19,690
Oh, these taste like seaweed.
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You know,
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00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,770
Jim, I've been thinking about these fish
pills.
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If we buy bulk from the pet store and
then sell to sick kids on the
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I just don't see a downside.
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I don't know, Andy.
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to see pretty things.
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00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:22,100
Jim, Jim, we've got to get you in the
car. We need to go to the emergency
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Emergency room?
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00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,060
Yes. The hospital?
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Yes.
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That's crazy talk.
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Everything's going to be fine in a few
minutes.
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I could use some tea.
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00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:55,960
No, no, no. We don't need tea. You're
having an allergic reaction to the
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medication.
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Amoxicillin for fish?
304
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,860
You took fish medicine?
305
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:07,340
I took fish medicine?
306
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,500
You gave me fish medicine?
307
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,660
Okay, you're mad about the fish
medicine?
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00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,750
Could anything make you madder? No!
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00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,630
I canceled our health insurance.
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I think we can use some tea.
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in one place first.
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Fine, go.
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Fish medicine.
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00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:14,370
Yeah, I thought you and Marcia would
appreciate the story.
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Okay, okay, honey.
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You've got to get to the hospital, okay?
Wait, wait, wait.
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00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,710
This is too damn funny.
318
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,430
I'm backdating your policy. This one's
on us.
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00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:29,090
Well, that's very sweet of you.
320
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:33,050
See, sir, I told you I've got a way with
people.
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