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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,820 You know, every year I think these leprechaun shoes aren't going to be 2 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:11,760 anymore, and every year I'm wrong. 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,620 You know the two of you look stupid, right? 4 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:18,020 The two of us? 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,860 Or the three of us? 6 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:22,260 I'm invited? 7 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,300 Aye, sir! 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,280 Oh, man, tonight's going to totally rock! 9 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,220 I love St. Patrick's Day. I mean, it is the greatest holiday. I mean, it's a 10 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:32,520 religious holiday centered around bars. 11 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,460 What would Jesus think? 12 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:40,990 And you know what, Ryan? You're not just getting hammered with a bunch of 13 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:43,670 idiots. You're getting hammered with the Green Man. 14 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,470 The king of all St. 15 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:49,610 Patrick's Day revelry and hooligan emeritus. 16 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:54,990 Well, I must admit, your renowned shenanigans are one of the reasons I 17 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:58,530 Dana. Well, she wasn't pregnant, so we were wondering why you married her. 18 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:04,090 Okay, okay, okay. So, what's the Green Man got planned? 19 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,600 Plan, you say? 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,680 You don't make plans on St. Paddy's Day. 21 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:13,020 No, somewhere around midnight or after the fifth pitcher of beer. 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:19,660 The green man infuses me and I go out and I delight the people of Chicago. 23 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,320 Then I hide in the bushes till the cops are gone and see if they go home. 24 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,380 Want some more tea, Reverend Shelton? Oh, thank you, no, Gina. 25 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:33,280 So, Cheryl, with the Ruth Mitford's passing, there's now an opening on our 26 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,780 church advisory committee. 27 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,720 Wow, isn't that exciting? 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,000 Except for the part about Ruth dying. She was so sweet. 29 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,260 Yeah, she was sweet, all right. You know, I once wore jeans to a youth 30 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,300 and she called me a slut. 31 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:52,820 Well, I won't ask you to speak at her memorial. 32 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,980 You know, Reverend, I would love to be considered for a spot on that committee. 33 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:02,040 I have such exciting ideas. You know, I really, really care about this 34 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,820 community. Yeah, you ought to get a reserved parking spot at the church. 35 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,040 I do. 36 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,460 Well, I did not know that. 37 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:10,380 Sure you did. You said you really wanted me. 38 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,840 Carol, I've already placed your name into nomination. 39 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:20,680 And frankly, barring any last -minute controversy, I don't see any reason why 40 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,680 you shouldn't be approved. 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,540 Well, it's one good thing about being a boring suburban housewife. I don't 42 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:26,620 really have to worry about controversy. 43 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I asked her to go out back and through the alley. Trust me. 44 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,240 Oh, baby. 45 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,440 All right, guys. 46 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:53,040 Look, we're going to be drinking for 12 hours straight. 47 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,060 So it's very important to line our stomachs with bread. 48 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:03,300 It absorbs the alcohol, and God forbid, if it comes up later on, it comes out 49 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,540 soft and easy to clean up. 50 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,300 I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet 51 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:11,300 dinner at home. 52 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,620 Yeah, the nursing home. 53 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,460 You know, Ryan, I don't know if I like this whole idea of you getting really 54 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,460 drunk tonight. 55 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,480 Please. 56 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,500 I don't think I need your permission, woman. 57 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,220 I do what I want. 58 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,440 Oh, God, please. 59 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,500 Jim, can I talk to you for a minute? 60 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,320 All right, all right, all right. 61 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,380 Ryan, start eating bread. 62 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,860 You watch him. Keep an eye on him. I don't want any rookie mistakes. 63 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,040 You better watch it, kid, because I got two weeks left till retirement. 64 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 What are you talking about? 65 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,800 Saw it in a movie. I always wanted to say it. 66 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 I know what you mean. 67 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,600 Mine is... 68 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:06,650 Really hard to work into a conversation. 69 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:08,770 How about this, huh? 70 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,810 Wow! 71 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,410 Michael, flatly eat this! 72 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:12,970 Yeah, wow! 73 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,470 Very festive, wouldn't you say? 74 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,950 I know, I can see how excited you are about St. Patrick's Day. I am so 75 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:22,950 I think that is just great. 76 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:27,830 Thank you. I was wondering if maybe it wouldn't be a good idea to pull it back 77 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:29,030 little bit this year. Pull it back? 78 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:30,310 Are you kidding me? 79 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:31,890 Come on, this is my holiday. 80 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:35,720 The kids get Christmas. The gay guys get Halloween. This one's mine, baby. 81 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,720 Okay, what do I get? 82 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,880 What do you... How about my husband bought me a house day? 83 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,940 Oh, wait. I think that's more of a year -round celebration, isn't it? 84 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,120 Hey, hey, honey. 85 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,400 You know what I just found out? 86 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,760 I found I'm up for a spot on the church advisory committee. 87 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,080 Great! What's it pay? 88 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,480 Oh, that's good, too. 89 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:08,740 Yeah, yeah, it's great. And you know what would really help me out? 90 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,000 If you and the green man could stay out of trouble. 91 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,160 Define trouble. 92 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,580 Cheryl. Now, come on. You know I can't embarrass you. Oh, I know. I know. 93 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,640 I know this speech. 94 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,360 You can't embarrass me. Only I can embarrass me. I care way too much about 95 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,900 other people think. How dare I try to stop you from being who you are? And 96 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,600 you know who I was when you married me. I know. I was getting to that. I had to 97 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,600 stop to take a breath. 98 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,340 Look, honey. 99 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,480 I mean, can't the green man take one year off? 100 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,160 Cheryl, I am the green man. 101 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:04,760 I am Chicago's delightful favorite little mascot. 102 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:11,410 Robin Hood, instead of helping the poor, I mow dirty words in high school 103 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,410 football fields. 104 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,910 You know, you're lucky you haven't been arrested. 105 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,470 Lucky? 106 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:20,830 Or magical? 107 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:22,170 Wait a minute. 108 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,630 You're really serious about this, aren't you? 109 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:31,870 Yes. 110 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:33,310 You really... 111 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:38,610 Don't want me to have fun on St. Patrick's Day? Oh. The day that we 112 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:41,270 Patrick for whatever it is he did? 113 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:48,630 Jim, this committee is really important to me. Honey, the green man is very 114 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:51,270 important to me. It's who I am. I know. 115 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:55,010 And who you are is a problem for the people on the committee. 116 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:59,310 They don't give a hoity -toity what those people on the committee think of 117 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,310 don't care. 118 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:01,350 Jim, I do. 119 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,230 you to do this. 120 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:08,710 No, absolutely not. 121 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,070 For me. 122 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,390 For you. 123 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,030 For you. 124 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,370 For you! 125 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:40,650 For you! 126 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:47,090 For you. 127 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:59,790 Oh, look, another diet soda for 128 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:00,870 Nancy O 'Funkill. 129 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,280 You may be boring, Jim, but at least you're trim. Thanks. 130 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,800 Seriously, Jim, no green man? That's like Halloween without gay guys. Come 131 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,340 don't like it any better than you do. But I made a promise to Cheryl, and 132 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,400 once in a while I got to honor one just to keep her guessing. 133 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,920 Yeah, Jim, this sock. 134 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:22,680 I mean, we look forward to every year. Tony even sold his couch for bail money. 135 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,020 Not my couch. 136 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,500 A couch. 137 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,260 Come on, I don't have to have fun to have a good time. 138 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,480 You guys can do whatever you want to do. 139 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,780 Woo! 140 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,450 Well, thank you. I don't mind if I do. 141 00:08:43,549 --> 00:08:44,550 See that? 142 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:46,790 Ryan's having a great time. 143 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:51,350 Yeah, but he's a rookie. He's never experienced the green man. And once 144 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:53,690 gone green, there's no in between. 145 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,630 Come on, Chairman. 146 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,630 Be the green man. No. Come on. For us. 147 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,250 For you. 148 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:02,850 For you? 149 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:06,690 For you. 150 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,370 For you. 151 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:55,410 I promised my wife and I wouldn't. Ooh, making promises to the wife now, are 152 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:59,950 you? Well, she really wants to get on this church committee. Really bad, you 153 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,650 know. Without sinners, there'd be no saints. 154 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:05,570 Hey, that's pretty good. 155 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,790 Is St. Pat saying that? 156 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,870 Oh, it's on your button right there. 157 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,090 This is your church. 158 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,550 And those drunken idiots out there. 159 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,240 People who don't wear green. 160 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,440 Stupid holiday! 161 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,880 Get out! 162 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,580 So, you really trust Jim to stay out of trouble tonight? 163 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,940 Oh, of course I do. 164 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:46,380 I told him how much this committee means to me, and I asked him nicely. 165 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,100 I better call. 166 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,210 Border Patrol answer? 167 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,810 Yeah, the year the Green Man invaded Canada. 168 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,090 They were so polite about it. 169 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,530 You know, I'm being silly. 170 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:23,370 I'm sure everything's fine. I mean, Ryan's with him. Yeah, and he's very 171 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:28,110 responsible. His ears must have been burning. That's Ryan. 172 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:46,900 on a cracker. 173 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:16,820 you've got tonight. 174 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,340 Come on, you little beavers! 175 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800 Hi. 176 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,060 Hi. I just need to go and talk to my husband for one second. I promise I'll 177 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:36,819 right out. 178 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,440 Sorry, lady. We're at capacity now. 179 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,080 Yell at him when he gets home. 180 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520 Oh, okay. 181 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:46,130 Could I just run in and use the bathroom? Because I've had, like, Eight 182 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,490 green tea, so I'm kind of a capacity, too. 183 00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,410 St. Paddy's. Go outside like the rest of Chicago. 184 00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:02,110 You know, I'm not really a pee -in -the -alley kind of girl, so... I understand. 185 00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:03,490 You want your privacy? 186 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:04,550 Right. 187 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,750 Well, don't worry. There's a dumpster. 188 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,410 Dumpster? I will have you know I'm a mother of three. 189 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:13,830 Damn it. 190 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,500 Now you upset me and I peed a little. 191 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,100 Who's got a camera? I want a picture of my ass right next to his face. 192 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,449 Thank God. 193 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:07,550 Hey, do you have a wet nap? 194 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:11,130 Yeah, about that. 195 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,770 Could you come out here with your hands and your pants up? 196 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,730 Are you arresting me? 197 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,150 Yes, I am. 198 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:21,270 Then I'm finishing. 199 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:31,190 You know, can you cut me a break? I mean, I'm a mother. 200 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,390 Five and seven. Aw. Yeah. 201 00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:37,670 They pee inside. 202 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,910 You know what? There are two hot dog stands in a zoo between us and the bank. 203 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:28,930 He'll never make it. 204 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:39,790 Oh, Cheryl, I can't wait to get to the reserve parking spot. That truck across 205 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,610 the parking lot is hell. 206 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:50,010 Green Man topples statue of Frank Lloyd Wright, declares city free. 207 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,629 a lot worse. 208 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:09,730 I mean, we're lucky we didn't find a bank to rob. 209 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:13,849 We ended up eating hot dogs to a giraffe. 210 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,369 He didn't like it at first, but he came around. 211 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,250 Cheryl, come on. 212 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,670 Come on, I see you're upset, Cheryl. 213 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:27,970 Come on, Cheryl. 214 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:31,970 Can't you let this go? 215 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880 For me. 216 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,800 For you. For me! 217 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,119 For you? 218 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:58,020 Oh, hey! For you! For you! For you! Thank you for waiting. We're ready. 219 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,440 For you. 220 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,000 Good morning, Cheryl. 221 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,180 Jim. Good morning, Reverend. 222 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:12,300 I'm afraid it isn't Cheryl. Well, you just said it was... I know what I said. 223 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,720 Shall I read back what you said from the record? 224 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,140 No. 225 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:28,800 Word has gotten out about last night. And for obvious reasons, we have to 226 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,040 your name from consideration. 227 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:31,639 Come on. 228 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,620 What the hell kind of church is this? 229 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:38,100 I mean, wait a minute. No, honey. I mean, you're going to reject my lovely 230 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,260 because of something I did? 231 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,840 I mean, what if that happened to Abe Lincoln? 232 00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,870 I mean, his wife was nuts. 233 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,790 And you probably all remember that, having voted for him. 234 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,490 You're out of order, sir. I'm out of order? 235 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:56,050 No, you're out of order! This whole courtroom is out of order! 236 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,070 Thanks, I always wanted to say that. 237 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,090 Jim, it isn't because of you that Cheryl's off the committee. 238 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:08,670 We've received word that last night Cheryl was arrested. 239 00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:17,080 What? Yeah, um, ironic story. 240 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:23,800 Um, last night, I went out to try to keep you from getting into trouble, and 241 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,200 I kind of got arrested for public urination. 242 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,840 Way to go, baby! 243 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,540 The green man takes a bride! 244 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,280 Honey? 245 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:44,110 That is one of the hottest things I think you've ever done. 246 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:50,950 Hot or not, this committee has no place on it for a person who will do things of 247 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:51,749 that kind. 248 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,030 We have a standard of conduct that your wife has not lived up to. 249 00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:59,890 Wait a second. You're kidding me here, right? I mean, she made one mistake. 250 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,550 You're going to reject the best woman in the entire church for one mistake? 251 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,830 Yes, we are. 252 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:08,930 Wow. 253 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,610 That is cold, dude. 254 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,940 Right. I did make one mistake. 255 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,840 But that mistake wasn't squatting behind that filthy dumpster. 256 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,800 It was putting a spot on some stupid committee over my husband. 257 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,120 First a police record, now you're sassing the Reverend? 258 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,600 We've got to stop at a motel on the way home. 259 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,200 One sec. One sec. Hi. 260 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,880 Look, none of us are perfect people or we wouldn't come to church. That's 261 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,920 Now you can either reject us... 262 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,140 I've been kicked out of a lot of things. 263 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,340 But never at church. 264 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:07,920 Oh, honey. 265 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,060 I'm sorry. 266 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,500 I should never have asked you to change who you are. On St. Patrick's Day, you 267 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,140 are the green man. 268 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,800 Honey, don't beat yourself up over it. Oh, well. No, really, I should have told 269 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,340 you to cram it when you asked me. 20952

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