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Andy,
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what the hell was that?
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What?
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You just spit on my floor.
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Jeez, I'm sorry.
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I thought I was at home.
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You mean you spit on the floor at home?
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Sure, everybody does.
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You know, when they're all alone.
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Nobody spits on the floor!
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Get out of here! What's wrong with you?
Get out of my house right now!
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Oh, excuse me. I didn't realize I was at
the Ritz.
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I'm sorry, honey. I thought it was at
Andy's house.
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Oh, baby.
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Mm -mm -mm. This looks good.
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Oh, you kids are doing such a great job
on that tree.
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Grandma is going to love it.
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Really? Why did Mom start liking things
that suck?
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Look, I can't put my Mike Dickey bubble
head up there. You can't put your
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SpongeBob on it. No.
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You know, Arnie, you know that Grandma's
special angel always goes on top.
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Grandma gave this to me and Daddy on our
wedding day.
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And I got a two -hour lecture about
putting my husband first.
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Yes, wise words from a wise woman,
Cheryl.
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I'm about to get four days of Mom's
wisdom about every single thing I do. Is
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that why you doubled up the booze in
eggnog?
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And when Mom gets here, I bump it up to
triple.
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Now I wait.
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When's Grandma gonna be here?
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Oh, honey, she'll be here any minute.
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Uncle Ryan and Aunt Dana went to pick
her up at the airport.
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Don't you usually pick her up every
year? Yeah, for the last 15 years, but
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called today, said he wanted to do it.
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I'm gonna miss my annual trip to the
nudie bar, but it's okay.
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Yeah, Mom was starting to complain about
that anyway.
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So Ryan volunteered, huh?
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Interesting.
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No, not really.
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Oh, sweet young James.
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Like an innocent doe, damp with the
morning dew.
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What? Don't you get it, man?
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He's after your title. He wants to be
the number one son.
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Oh, come on.
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Why ain't the new guy, that's all?
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He's supposed to suck up to his mother
-in -law.
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And I don't blame him. And you know
what? Maggie is the greatest.
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Hey, that's what I thought when I was
number one. But then you came along, and
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all of a sudden, Andy isn't a baby face.
He's got a weight problem.
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Look it, Ryan can't touch me anyway. I'm
the king, and this is my throne.
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I thought the upstairs toilet was your
throne.
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I'm the king. I can have two thrones.
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Ryan, that is the funniest story about
menopause. I've ever heard.
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Get here!
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Grandma! Oh, my darling!
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Hi, Grandma!
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How are you, Maggie? Oh, fine, honey.
Hey, Mom. How was your flight?
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Oh, wonderful.
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Ryan surprised me with a first -class
upgrade.
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We were going to use the miles for
Europe, but it's Mom.
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That's right, and no mother -in -law of
mine is going to pay for headphones.
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I mean, come on.
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What's that sound, Jim?
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Footsteps.
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Hey, Jim, honey, why don't you grab
Mom's bags and put them up in Kyle's
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Yeah, yeah, good idea.
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Wait a minute, Kyle's room? Yeah, the
kids all bunk in the girls' room. They
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love it. It's like camping.
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I get to sleep in the closet.
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Hold on one second there, Jim. I mean,
this is silly. We have an extra bedroom.
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Yeah, with a bed that's not a race car.
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I wouldn't be imposing.
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Oh, not at all. You should definitely
stay with us.
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Well, I'll drink to that.
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if that works for you, Mom.
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Maggie, you always stay with us.
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Hmm. Seems something's changed.
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Hey, Jim, I'll just put these bags back
in the car. I got it. I got it.
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Oh!
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Got a piece of the old Yule log.
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Thank you.
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Such a mouth.
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Maggie, Maggie, you sure you want to go?
I mean, aren't you going to miss the
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kids? Oh, honey, I can just tuck them in
and be back here first thing each
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morning. Now.
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Who knows where I can get a Christmas
cookie?
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We do!
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Kyle really sleeps in the closet?
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Yeah, in an old suitcase. He loves it.
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How's that view from your throne, King
James?
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You're right.
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I can't believe it.
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I should have never let him go to the
airport and pick her up. Now he's trying
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to steal her away.
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And I don't get to go to the nudie bar.
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I can go right now if you want.
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It's not the same without your mom.
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Jim, you're being ridiculous.
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Ryan is not after your title. You don't
even have a title. Watch it, Cheryl.
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Watch it.
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If I don't have a title, that means you
don't have a title.
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I don't have a title.
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Well, as king of this family, I can give
you a title.
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I dub thee Queen Cheryl, first babe of
the realm and the caretaker of the
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jewels.
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I'm thrilled with it.
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Look, honey, I, for one, am thrilled
she's not here to nitpick me. Besides,
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there is more than enough of my mother
for you and Ryan to share.
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Share? Yes. He doesn't want to share.
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Oh, oh, look at me. I can get you a
first -class upgrade.
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Oh, we got bedrooms in our house. Oh, we
pay for heat at our house.
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Cheryl, you know what? When we take
Maggie out for Stevie B's ribs and
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I've got to shine.
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Well, you might want to start by zipping
up your fly.
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It's Christmas. This is not the time to
be petty and competitive.
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Well, then how come Donner tried to
screw Nixon out of his spot in the
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games? All reindeer games, they were
competing for the same spot. Well, if it
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isn't Fred Nuffel.
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As soon as the stars of the show get
here, we can go to dinner.
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Would you stop stirring him up? And why
are you including me?
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Come on, sis, wake up. You think that
pretty boy Ryan came up with this? This
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has the stink of Dana all over it.
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Of course she wants a piece of this.
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They're trying to take your role as
premier couple of the family.
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Premier couple?
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What does that even mean?
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It means we're number one.
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What does that mean?
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It means they're Canada and we're
America.
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Hey. Hey.
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Why are you guys all dressed up?
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Yeah, talk about donning gay apparel.
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Press Country Club.
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And I've always wanted to go to their
holiday party. Yeah, so Ryan called and
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was able to get reservations for all of
us.
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Oh.
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Funny you didn't call to check with us.
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Well, if you guys want to go to Stevie
B's, we'll just take Maggie to the club
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ourselves. Yeah.
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Oh, Canada Something,
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something
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Let's go over to your house and pick you
out a nice suit. Oh, Mom, I can pick
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out my own suit.
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What are you hiding?
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No, Mom, wait.
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Don't look under the bed. Those tapes
came with the house.
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Oh, hell to the no.
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We know what you're trying to do.
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Yeah, don't deny it. You're after Mom.
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You're not after her.
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We've got her.
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And she's not coming back.
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way too long.
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Hey, watch it, pal.
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That big dog is my wife.
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Okay, are you seriously trying to
compete with us for Mom's attention?
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You're damn right we are. I've been
number two my whole life. Now get in the
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back seat with Andy.
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I don't think you kids know who you're
messing with here.
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Excuse me, Jim, but are you getting all
up in our Kool -Aid?
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Oh,
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to bring it. Oh, it'll be brought.
Right, Ryan?
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Oh, yeah. With a heavy hand.
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Bam!
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You two don't stand a chance.
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We're younger, sexier, and we drive a
cooler car.
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One more time, honey.
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Bam! Bam!
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You watch it.
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You have arrived!
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I don't know. Are you sure this isn't
too much?
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Honey, this is war. And in war, you
bring out the big guns.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about
to begin.
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Oh, a show?
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I didn't know there was a show.
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Really? Then who moved the couch?
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Perhaps it was a Christmas miracle.
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It's starting.
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That's no Christmas at all.
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Why don't you just stick your hand up
her butt and work her like a puppet?
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Why don't you just shove it?
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What was I thinking? I should spend the
rest of my trip right here with these
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precious grandchildren of mine.
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Oh, Mom, I think that's a great idea,
because, you know, our little tykes will
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only be young for a short while, and you
have years to be with Dana and Ryan in
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their cold, childless home.
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here. Yay!
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Hey, Ryan.
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Bam!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
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Hold on.
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I've been practicing Silent Night for
six hours. You people are going to sit
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down and listen to me play.
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Triple carving job.
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Had that pig known what was in store for
him, he would have gladly given up his
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life.
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Thank you, young Andy. Thank you.
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But I'm sure Dr.
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Ryan is pretty good with a knife, too.
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Although we'll never get a chance to see
it.
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I could come over and give you a
vasectomy in your sleep.
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Give it up, Ryan. We're just not as
selfish and twisted as Cheryl and Jim.
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That's right. And let that be a lesson
to the both of you.
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up in that suitcase.
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Oh, just precious.
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I'm so glad I'm here for this. Aw.
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You know what, Maggie? We're glad you're
here, too.
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Everybody grab a drink.
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I'd like to make a toast to Maggie. None
for me. Thanks, Mom.
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What's wrong?
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Oh. Yeah, what's wrong, Dana?
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Don't you love your mother?
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Should we tell them? I don't think this
is the right time.
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Oh, my God.
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You're pregnant.
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You'd be excited, you know, since Jim
and Cheryl are done having kids. Yeah.
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You're not pregnant.
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Cheryl Mabel.
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What? She's lying.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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You're just saying that to get
attention.
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How can you say something like that? How
dare you, Cheryl? I have life inside of
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me.
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Prove it.
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Prove you're pregnant.
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Cheryl, what if... Prove it!
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Not all you guys yelling at her and
calling her a liar.
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On Christmas Eve.
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Oh, honey, is that why you wanted Mom to
stay with you?
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That means yes.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Yes, you heartless, wicked witch.
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Jim got me all worked up about being the
premier couple.
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You know, I'm starting to think you were
right about him all along.
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Cheryl? Yeah? Cheryl, did you already
apologize to your sister? I did.
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I just hope she can forgive me.
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I don't know. It's going to take some
time. I know.
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Well, maybe you would feel better if I
helped you pick out some names.
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Like, if it's a girl, how about Lucy?
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For Lucy, you got some explaining to do!
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Get your scarf and your mittens. You
meet me out back room and sell this like
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men. Oh, yeah, Lucy, Ricky.
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What's this? I found this in the
bathroom. On the floor.
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Here's your baby.
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Drew, the pink lines?
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How do you even know that pen is mine?
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From the office of Dr.
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Ryan Gibson. Happy holidays.
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Cheryl, care to join me? I would love
to.
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Let's go tell your mother. Yes. Hold up,
Jim.
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Before you go, you should check your
watch. Why?
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Because it is go time. Boy,
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that's Cheryl.
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Not believing her own sister.
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You know, Pops, kind of glad you weren't
here to see that.
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What is going on in there?
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A little roughhouse.
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And that's Dana.
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Stealing the spotlight from baby Jesus.
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Well, at least you got one good one
left, Mom.
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Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Maggie.
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Maggie.
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Wake up.
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Dina's not pregnant.
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There you go. You're gonna be fine.
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Oh, thank you, Ryan.
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Thank goodness we have a doctorate in
the family, huh, Mom?
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Yes. You're talking about my first aid
kit. You're the one that opened the
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You didn't have eyes.
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Stop.
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Lord,
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competing for my affection?
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Christmas is a time when you are
supposed to think about other people and
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you are doing is thinking about
yourselves.
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I'm ashamed of you.
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But not me, right, Mom?
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Yes, Andy, you're my good boy. Yes.
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Boo -yah!
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Although, we're going to have a long
talk about that filthy magazine I found
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your bathroom.
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It's anime. God!
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You know, Maggie, you're right.
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You're right. We've been acting very
selfishly.
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Yeah. We acted crazy, and we're sorry.
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The truth is, Maggie, that Cheryl and I
have had you for the last 15 years, and
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it's time to share you with...
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Someone else.
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It's time for you to have a chance.
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You know, that's hard for me to say
because, you know, I grew up without a
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father and I don't have the greatest
relationship with my own mother.
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But I do with you.
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You know, not every family gets to have
someone like you.
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Someone who you don't fight with but
you're willing to fight for.
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You know?
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What are you doing?
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Cheryl, it's only fair.
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What? Your Christmas angel?
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Mom, when you gave this to us, it really
made me feel part of this family.
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And Ryan, I think you should feel the
same way.
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Wow, Jim, I really don't know what to
say.
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How about Merry Christmas?
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Merry Christmas.
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Right over here.
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Jim.
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That was beautiful. Thank you, Mary.
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Now that's the kind of love you want to
be around during the holidays.
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And the only gift I ever want at
Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Wow. Late.
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Mom, you must be exhausted.
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am, but with all the fighting, I've lost
track of where I'm staying.
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Well, that's up to you.
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Uh, Ryan, do you have pain pills?
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Of course. I'm staying with them. Okay,
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good night.
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Good night. I'll be back first thing in
the morning, see the kids open their
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presents. All right, love you.
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Love you, too.
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Wow, buddy, that was a great speech.
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Got me right in the old ticker.
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Damn it!
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the angel thing was going to work for
sure.
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I thought I had her. That was the
greatest performance of my life.
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Jim, you didn't mean what you said. Of
course I meant it. I was just not going
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to say it to anybody.
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I wanted to win.
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All right. All right. We got Easter.
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We got to win Maggie's back at Easter.
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Okay. Start thinking. Start giving me
some thinking music.
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All right. I got it. I got it. I got it.
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Hey, the colored hair.
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We're going to need lots of that.
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And bunnies. Lots of little bunnies. And
chocolate. You're right. Not big
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enough.
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