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Encyclopedia Brown boy detective then
said, I know who did it.
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How did Encyclopedia know?
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Turn to the solution page, Daddy.
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I don't need to, honey.
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I already know. It was Wolford Wiggins.
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I mean, everybody else's alibi was rock
solid.
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I think Bugs Meany did it.
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I don't think so, Kyle.
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He said he was watching TV, but the
power was out because of a storm.
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Don't feel bad, honey. Even the book got
it wrong.
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Andy,
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I don't hear a thing.
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Oh, there we go.
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Come on, guys. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I was right there.
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Okay, who's got my speculum?
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You mean my metal bird puppet?
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Hello?
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Hey! Who wants to hear about the best
trip to the market ever?
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I do!
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Remember? Remember how I told you how
the Fuji apples were going to be
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incredible this year because of all the
rainfall in Japan?
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Don't tell me you have some of those
apples in that bag right now. I do!
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Lucky honey or good shopping?
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I guess a little bit of both.
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I hope there's room in the crisper. Oh,
fingers crossed.
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What the hell was that?
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I mean, come on. Were you actually
listening to anything she was talking
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Are you kidding me?
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Come on, she went to the market.
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I don't give a crap.
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Look, it's a husband's duty.
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to listen to their wife, whatever they
have to say, even if it's a little
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boring. You know, Jim, I'm trying. I've
really been trying hard, you know?
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But then, you know, Dana comes home at
the end of the day and she starts
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yammering about her day, right? And I
tune her out.
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And then she starts yelling at me, which
means no sexy sexy.
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Of course not.
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Listening is the foreplay.
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There is nothing harder than pretending
to be interested in your wife's end -of
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-the -day stories.
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Well, then help me out. How do you do
it? You gotta find something that's
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extremely boring and pay attention to
it.
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Hey, Andy, what are you doing tonight?
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Nothing. Why?
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Why don't you take Ryan out for a treat
and tell him all about your Star Trek
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convention?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Don't you think I should work up to
something like that?
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Sink or swim.
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Oh, what a day it was, okay? We're at
the VFW Hall in Decatur. My friend
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Jeffrey's dressed as a Romulan.
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I feel this tug on my cape. I'm
thinking... Oh, my God!
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I thought you were in the kitchen.
You're like a rabbit. You're all over
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place. I was upstairs showing the apples
to the kids. Oh, great!
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Yeah, yeah.
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The boring apples that your boring wife
got at the boring market.
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I'm going to go clean out that crisper.
No, you are not.
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How could you say that about me? How
could you even hear me?
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How is it that every time there's
something I say that I don't want you to
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you hear it?
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It's like you got FBI ears. You work for
the FBI.
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If I worked for the FBI, I wouldn't be
so boring.
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Well, honey, obviously, if you had a gun
and you fought crime, you'd be a little
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more interesting.
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Honey, I'm not saying you're boring. No.
You're not, honey.
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All I'm saying is that at the end of the
day, sometimes your stories don't sing.
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Oh, I see. And your end -of -the -day
stories are so fascinating.
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Hey, I went to the lumberyard today. I
do not talk like that, Cheryl.
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Everybody knows that I am interesting.
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I am a natural -born storyteller. I am a
showman.
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I am a showman. Wherever I go, it seems
like the spotlight finds me.
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Yes, I am a teller of tales, if you
will. I am a rankateur.
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This is good.
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am just an interesting kind of guy.
Interesting things happen to me.
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Why? I wouldn't be surprised if
something interesting didn't happen to
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way to the kitchen.
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I just saved a life.
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Oh, my God. Cheryl, you are not going to
believe what just happened. What? Get
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who is in front of me at the coffee
shop.
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Oprah.
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No way.
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It gets better.
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Oprah forgot her wallet, and she was
totally mortified, but I came to her
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rescue.
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I need your Oprah story.
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What? Yeah, I need to tell Jim it
happened to me.
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No way, that's my story.
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I want that story.
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And if I don't get it, I'm going to tell
Ryan you never graduated from college.
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Two credits short. Who cares? Ryan loves
me for who I am.
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But Mom doesn't.
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That's right.
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That's right. I'll tell her. And I'll
tell her that you spent your tuition on
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weed.
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But I didn't. Oh, yeah?
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Who's she going to believe? You or a
college graduate?
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Thanks a lot, Dave.
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You saw Oprah in a coffee shop? Yeah.
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That's like seeing... Well, there's no
one bigger than Oprah.
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Yeah,
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and then we talked, you know, for like
an hour, you know?
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I recommended some books, you know?
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Apparently, I'm a lot like Gail.
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Really? I don't remember that part of
the story.
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covered from college, did it?
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And she's out of cash.
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I love that part.
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That's irony, my friends.
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You know, Dana, you go into that coffee
shop every day.
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How come nothing interesting ever
happens to you?
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Oh, oh, here's something. Oh, here's
something interesting. I didn't tell you
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this. My cell phone broke today.
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So, Cheryl, did you guys talk about
Steadman at all?
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No, no. You know, I don't want to
monopolize the conversation with my
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little end -of -the -day stories.
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So, Jim, anything interesting happen to
you today?
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Uh, yeah.
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Really? How did the spotlight find you?
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Oh, you will not believe how long... it
took to get to the marble warehouse.
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How long?
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Well, like an hour and a half.
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It's only 11 miles.
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Oh, darn it.
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I really have to pee, but I don't want
to miss the big ending.
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What happened?
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There's a lot of traffic.
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I think it's safe for you to pee now.
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Oh.
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You're wasting me with that Oprah story.
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I'm the interesting one.
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I've got to come up with something
that's going to top that. Jim, come on,
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There's no top in Oprah.
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She did a whole show on jeans for every
figure.
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There's a way, there's a way. Come on, a
lot of exciting things happen around
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here. What's on the agenda for today?
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Well, pretty much you sitting there, me
sitting here, and then lunch.
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Oh, and I might go jean shopping.
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Oh, great.
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Hey, Cheryl, Andy found a pair of jeans
that gave him a teardrop ass.
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Yeah, that's gonna work.
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Why don't you make something up? Cheryl
will never know the difference.
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Good idea.
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What do you got in mind?
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Okay, okay.
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We're on the way to the marble
warehouse.
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Okay.
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But this time, there is no traffic.
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No, no, no, man. There's no nothing.
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All right.
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We get up there.
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We're the only two people left on the
face of the earth.
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Great.
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Until Cheryl realizes...
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She's here, too.
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So, it was only then that I realized my
T -shirt wasn't white. Guess what color
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it was.
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Egg so?
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Oh, my God! You're amazing!
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Hey,
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Doc.
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You been training, huh?
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Nope. Drinking.
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Interesting happened to you today?
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No, not really.
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Nothing Oprah interesting.
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Well, baby, maybe tomorrow.
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Andy! What happened?
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Are you all right?
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Yeah. Thanks to this brave...
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humble man saved my life.
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See, we had just gotten back from the
marble warehouse.
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You know what? You're getting a little
weak. Why don't you sit down? I'll take
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care of this. Don't worry about it. We
just got back from the marble warehouse,
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right? And Andy went in the sight
trailer to take a nap.
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And, well, I was outside and then all of
a sudden, what did I smell?
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Smoke. And where there's smoke,
there's... Smokers?
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inside. And I knew Andy was there.
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You ran into a burning building.
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Well, I had to.
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I had to. Andy was passed out.
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From the long drive to the marble
warehouse.
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So I went in there.
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I was fighting through the flames,
right?
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And then I picked him up, threw him on
my shoulder, and I walked out.
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You carried him? Well, it was the
adrenaline.
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That's a lot of adrenaline.
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Well, you know, you get that. superhuman
strength when a loved one is in danger.
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Whoa, look out. Burgers are burning.
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Well,
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Cheryl, anything interesting happen you
today?
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Oh, I guess not.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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It's oxygen, aren't you?
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I never thought so clearly, Jim. I
bought a whole case.
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I got 48 bottles under the table.
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You want one?
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First one's free.
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Give me that. Put that down.
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You're crazy.
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Hello.
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Well, hi, Cheryl.
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Oh, so you're fixing a hero sandwich for
your hero.
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Well, that's nice, honey. I look forward
to coming home tonight and having that
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hero sandwich.
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Lunch.
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She wants to come down here and show the
kids the fire damage.
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What do we say? What do we say?
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Make something up. You're the showman.
You're a little razzle -dazzle.
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Well, honey, uh, we're pretty busy.
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Oh, honey, come on. Ruby wants to take
pictures for her school paper.
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All right.
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See you in a bit.
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You're going to be here in ten minutes.
We've got to come up with something
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quick. Quick!
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I got it.
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You and I hit the road and we start new
lives in Canada.
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Take another hit.
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I got it.
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We set the building on fire.
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I'm a pyro from way back.
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Oh, you've done this before?
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Oh, yeah, but I'm not supposed to talk
about it.
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Okay, let's control it over there a
little bit.
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Put a little out over there.
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What the hell?
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I thought you filled that thing up.
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I didn't.
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Then you thought it'd be funny to
surprise me in the port -a -john.
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Man,
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look at that.
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I'm running out of breath. I'm going to
get my oxygen.
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Inside the trailer. Behind the burning
wall.
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seems to find me.
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Okay.
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So, I'm supposed to believe there was a
fire at your site trailer two days in a
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row?
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Look, Cheryl.
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Fine.
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I wasn't going to tell you this. I was
trying to protect you.
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But, you know, us being in Chicago and
me being in a construction business,
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I got mob ties.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I just crossed the wrong guy, Cheryl.
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What guys, Jim?
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You know, Johnny Sack and his crew.
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Johnny Sack.
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Jim? I watched The Sopranos with you!
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Fine, Cheryl.
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Fine. I wanted to top your Oprah story.
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I'm competitive!
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I'm a showman. I wanted to beat you so
bad that I almost wiped out a reasonably
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skilled non -union construction crew.
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Oh, Jim.
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Oh, Jim. Oh, Jim. Don't do it.
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Oh, Jim.
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This is a new low even for you.
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You know what's funny?
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Oprah and I talked about this.
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We did. We talked about how important it
is to be truthful with your mate.
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What? I don't know what she's talking
about.
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I need the truth. He's drinking every
day because I'm boring.
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It's also because I like it.
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No, it is. No, it is. She's jealous. You
know, Oprah said this would happen. Oh,
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she stole my anecdote because you said
she was boring.
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Well, well, well.
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Oh, no. Well, well, well. You blew up
your office.
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You blew up your office?
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That's awesome.
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every detail of my Oprah story.
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No, no, no, no. Let's listen about the
burning. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay,
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let me set the scene. I was wearing my
favorite pair of jeans. You know the
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ones. You like those ones. I think Oprah
liked them, too. She was wearing a
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slate and three... Oh, great.
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What?
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You're gonna sit there.
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I'm gonna sit here.
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And we're gonna talk about our feelings
for the next six hours.
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Let's just cut to the chase, okay,
honey?
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We're both boring.
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We both lied.
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We're both crazy.
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Crazy.
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Yeah.
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Crazy in love with each other.
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What? Why do you think it's so important
not to be boring?
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Honey, you know why I'm a showman?
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You like the attention?
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Yeah, I do. I love the attention.
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From you.
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You know, most people live their lives,
they talk about their kids, and they go
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to bed.
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But you and me, we got a little magic
going here.
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We lie.
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We blow things up.
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Are you saying...
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You blew up your sight trailer for me.
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Baby, that was a 30 -foot fireball love.
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That's so romantic.
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I'm a showman.
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