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What do you think? It's perfect. You
don't want to overdo it with
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I love it.
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It's our best work ever.
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Ready, Mommy?
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Plug it in, sweetie.
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Oh, baby.
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And you'll never guess what I got you.
Take a guess. I don't want to guess.
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Please. Good choice, because you'll
never guess.
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I don't want to guess.
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I totally own Christmas.
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Dana's gifts aren't going to show me up
this year.
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Ho, ho, ho. Here comes the Christmas
train.
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Hey, Jim, it's getting a little slippery
out there. You might want to salt the
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walkway. No, no. Not until after
Christmas. I do it to discourage the
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Yeah, that's in case they miss Jim
Snowman giving them the finger.
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Well, you have a brother and sister,
too, you know.
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That big one's mine, right?
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Calm down, Gracie. She probably stuffed
that package to make it look bigger.
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I know that trick.
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Aunt Zena always gets us the best stuff.
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Excuse me, who planted a tree in Israel
for you last year?
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Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
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Yay!
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Well...
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Oh, looks like Santa got Dana a new
credit card this year.
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What is that supposed to mean? She
hasn't worked for nine months. Money
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grow on trees. Haven't you been paying
attention to my lectures?
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Yeah, Jim, I'm working my way through
the cassette.
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I'm still on volume four, Children, the
Deductible Blessing.
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Jim, why would you assume that I have
money problems? I find that kind of
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insulting.
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Well... This isn't exactly PC, but
everybody knows that women can't manage
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money.
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Yeah, yeah. You know, I saw an interview
with Oprah on that.
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Filmed on the island she bought.
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Well, this woman made good money and she
invested wisely.
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All you plan for is your next salty
snack.
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I find that insulting.
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Andy, chip me.
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don't let him get to you with these
silly stereotypes. Come on, throw on an
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apron, help me bake some cookies.
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This box isn't fooling anybody.
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I better get to the toy store.
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Oh, don't mind Jim. He's just mad
because I got a pint and an air
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the bathroom.
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If I wanted to go in the woods, I would
have married a bear.
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Do you need money?
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No, because I got a new credit card,
just like Jim said.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. Oh, it's a
nightmare.
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I mean, I got great gifts for the kids,
but I had to skimp out on the rest of
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you. Oh, come on.
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Everybody's going to understand.
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Cheryl, I don't need understanding. I
need to feel like a big shot.
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God, this is going to be the worst
Christmas ever.
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When Jim sees those stupid reindeer
socks I got him, he's going to know he
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right about me.
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Okay, you're putting pepper on the
cookies.
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Hey, why don't you just put your name on
one of the gifts I got, Jim? Cheryl,
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I... Yeah, take the big red one with the
green bow.
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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And Jim will never find out? Dana, we're
sisters.
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Sister -sister bonds will be between us.
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Okay, thank you. Oh, honey.
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You're welcome.
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Well, I should probably apologize in
advance for the stupid oven mitts I got
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this year.
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I'm sure I'll love them.
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Yeah, one's Captain, the other's
Tennille.
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Oh.
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Twelve hours of shopping, four hours of
wrapping. In 30 seconds, the kids are
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off with their plunder like Viking
raiders.
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Well, they'll be back when they get
hungry.
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Well, the girls really seemed to like
the dollhouse I got them. Yeah, they
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Best gift ever, I think, for the worst
of people.
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Well, they're kids. They don't know crap
about Christmas.
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You guys haven't opened my gifts yet.
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Looky here.
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To Cheryl from her thoughtful brother.
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The Robe, starring Richard Burton.
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Wow, it's so unexpected.
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Well, Jim said it was on your wish list.
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What? Andy, you idiot. I said get a DVD
or a robe.
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You mumbled because you're always
eating. No, you're not listening to me.
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don't listen to me.
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Forget it. What am I saying?
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I'll just pop this in next time I'm in
the mood for a two -hour and ten -minute
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biblical epic.
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Let me see what I got here.
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Oh.
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Wow, this is really cool.
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It's Chicago Blackhawks' Zamboni
keychain.
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Honey, it's also a whistle. A whistle?
How cool.
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Oh, thank you, baby. Okay, yep. Oh, but
my, my, my.
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Okay, okay, Annie. Okay, Mr. Christmas.
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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An electric football game.
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This is one like I had when I was a kid.
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Please, Jim, you're embarrassing me with
all the gushing.
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I know it's no oven mitt or play
reindeer socks, but enjoy.
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How's that taste, sweetheart?
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What did you get the gift you got for
Jim?
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Yes, Dana's gift.
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I look forward to it all year.
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Here, this is for me.
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No, Dana, that's not the gift you got,
Jim. No, it says from Dana to Jim. No,
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no. Let me guess. This is a gift
certificate to a bookstore?
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Joke's on you, baby. They sell porn
there now.
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No, Dana.
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This is to get... Oh, my God.
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This is an 11 -game pack of tickets for
the Chicago Blackhawks.
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These are impossible to get.
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Nina.
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You got these for me?
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Yep. Merry Christmas. Oh, Merry
Christmas, Dana. Merry Christmas.
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You know, I think the coffee's ready.
Dana, can you help me? Sure.
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Oh, my God.
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Cheryl, can you believe it? No.
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No, I can't.
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Cheryl, I am so sorry. I told you to put
your name on the big shiny red package
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with the green bow. It was a shower CD.
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I was going to, but I felt bad taking a
big gift, so I just put my name on the
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smallest one.
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gift certificate.
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By the way, thank you for the gift
certificate.
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Dana, I had a whole hockey theme leading
up to those tickets. I had the
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Blackhawks boxer shorts. Then I had that
little tiny hockey stick.
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I put more thought into this than naming
Kyle.
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Well, you still got him the shower CD. I
mean, he'll use that every couple days.
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Crap.
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All right.
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Fine. I'll just...
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I'll just go in there and I'll tell Jim
the tickets were from you. It'll be his
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best Christmas present ever. My life is
a total disaster.
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Stop, not wait.
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It's not important.
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Jim's happy. Everybody's having a great
Christmas. No one has to know.
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Really?
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Sister, Sister Bond, remember?
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Your secret's safe with me.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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Yeah, well, go in and check on Kyle. I
bet there's a diaper full of thank yous
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right there.
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Dina, Dina, Dina, check it out. Check it
out. There's two home games this week.
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I want you to go with me.
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Really? You know,
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I bet Cheryl would want to go. Hello,
hockey fan over here.
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Dina, Dina, you got me these tickets.
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You're coming with me. Come on, let's go
check online to see where the seats
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are. Come on.
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Christmas.
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It says here the robe was the first
movie shot in CinemaScope, 1953.
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Fascinating. Yeah, yeah, isn't it?
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You want to hear the director's
commentary?
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Sure.
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We can't. He's dead.
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Damn it!
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I should be at that Blackhawks game.
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Why couldn't Dana have gotten enough
tickets for all of us?
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Well, Dana's a very selfish person.
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Hey! Hey, did you see it on TV?
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What? That intermission, they called out
our seat numbers, and we went down on
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the ice.
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I scored a goal!
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Look what we won!
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Man, we were sitting so close to the
ice, I actually caught a tooth.
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Oh, Dana, that was fun.
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Yeah, the tickets were just great. Yeah,
well, anyway.
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Okay,
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are we done for Wednesday, Cheryl? What?
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We're going to do that fun, cool thing
that's better than some stupid hockey
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game. Oh, yeah, right.
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No.
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You know what?
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I like her.
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What? Dina, your sister, I really like
her.
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I mean, she was right on the mark with
these hockey tickets.
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Oh, please.
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No, no, really. She gets me.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, she does.
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No, no.
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Oh, no, no. She really gets me. No, she
doesn't get you.
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I get you. I am the only person who has
ever gotten you, and you will go to your
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grave with me being the only person who
gets you.
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Well, you may get me, but all you got me
was a whistle.
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David didn't get you those tickets. I
did.
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What? I told her to put her name on one
of them. of my gifts. Why?
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Because she's broke.
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I knew it. I knew it. She's broke. God
bless us, everyone.
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You can't say anything.
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What do you mean I can't say anything?
This is golden country, baby. I'm
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on a saddle and I'm riding.
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No, no, no, no. Jim.
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No. What? She told me in confidence.
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I am telling you in confidence.
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I already broke the sister -sister bond.
You cannot break the marital bond. I
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thought the marital bond was where I'm
not supposed to sleep with another
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I mean, that's the one that gets all the
press.
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But there's also honoring each other's
secrets.
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Cheryl,
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you and your secrets.
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You keep secrets all the time. No, I
don't. I lie. That's totally different.
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I can't keep a story straight unless I
invent it myself.
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Yeah, for me.
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This is important.
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Oh, Cheryl.
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All right, all right.
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All right, but you know, I'm just a
simple man.
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I can only keep one marital bond at a
time.
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I'll keep your secret, so I don't want
you flipping out if you hear about me in
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the sack with Meg Ryan.
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Okay? Well, that's only fair. Okay.
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He's at the 20.
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He's at the 10.
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He's at...
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You're probably just tuckered out
because you've been to 11 billion hockey
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with your best friend Dana. Oh, come on.
Will you stop? No, no, no, no, Jim. No.
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She stole Christmas from me. Were there
expensive gifts for you and the girls?
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All I got were these crappy reindeer
socks.
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Just looking at my feet pisses me off.
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Why don't you stand up and you'll never
see them?
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Dana's. I'm going to rub these right in
her face.
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In fact, I'm going to put them down the
back of my pants for the ride over.
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Andy, you can't do that. I did it once
with a shirt an ex -girlfriend gave me.
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Sends a pretty strong message.
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No, no, Andy, Andy. No, no, Andy, Andy.
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No, no. You can't go into Dana's face
like that.
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Dana is off limits.
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No, no. I mean it.
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Off limits.
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like her better. All right, listen.
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You got to promise you're not going to
say anything to anybody.
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Cheryl bought me those tickets and let
Dana put her name on it because she's...
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She's broke.
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No, no.
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No, no.
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Oh,
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God bless us everyone.
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Oh, Andy. Oh, that's so sweet.
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Oh, Andy, you can't say anything to her.
You can't. Are you kidding me?
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Jim, this is revenge for all those times
she gave me wedgies and purple nurples
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and told all her hot friends I was gay.
Oh, Andy, I understand. It's killing me,
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too, but you can't because I just broke
the marital bond.
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You slept with another chick?
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I thought that's what it meant, too. But
apparently it includes keeping your
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wife's secrets.
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And I'm only telling you because I'm
protected by the guy -guy bond.
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That's it.
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Damn, guy bond. That's right.
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Oh, it feels so weird.
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Of course, it could be the reindeer
socks.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Happy New Year!
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Oh, girls, girls, girls. Okay, come on.
This is the fourth time I've asked you
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to stop. It's not New Year's yet. It's
only 720.
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you're somewhere?
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Yes. On Monster Island.
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Oh. Where we may move if you don't knock
it off. Okay, okay.
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All right, I'm gonna go get dessert.
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Oh, I'll help you. Oh, I want dessert.
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Hey, Jim. Yeah. Huh?
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What do you say after dinner we throw
down some cognac and ring in the new
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with some electric football?
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Uh, no.
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Wow. That's good champagne.
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Yeah. You think I'm going to let Jim
make a toast with that swill he got at
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yard sale?
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But don't say anything.
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Oh, your secret's safe.
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Especially after what you did for me.
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Thanks again.
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It wasn't that much. Are you kidding me?
You got him this great gift and you
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can't take any credit for it.
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It's no big deal.
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No, it must be killing you to keep it
inside.
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You know, I think I'm going to get
started on this right now.
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You're the best.
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Okay.
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really like the dollhouse, huh?
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Yeah, there's a lamp on the table that
really lights up.
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Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it.
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How about the walkie -talkies I gave
you? Pretty cool, huh?
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We took the batteries out to make the
lamp light up.
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Well, when you guys fall down a well, at
least you can call for help with your
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precious dollhouse.
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Andy, they just prefer the dollhouse.
What are you going to do?
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I guess if I wanted everyone to say how
great Andy is, I should have just put my
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name on the dollhouse, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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Cheryl told you.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
And even if I did, I wouldn't betray
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Jim's confidence.
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Jim knows?
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And Cheryl told him. That's all I'm
saying.
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I cannot believe Cheryl told you.
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clean her clock. No, no. Are you crazy?
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Jim and I got a guy -guy bond.
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If he finds out I rolled over on him, my
life ain't worth a damn out on that
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street.
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I promise I'll let him bury you in your
reindeer socks.
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No.
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Tell me she wasn't carrying the pie.
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Because I like you and I want you here.
Come here. Come on.
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I'll tell you why.
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Because we're all here and Cheryl would
like to apologize.
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Oh, Dana.
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I am so sorry.
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I should never have betrayed your
confidence. That was wrong.
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But, you know, it all started because I
was trying to protect you.
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Right. And you see, that's where our
mistake was.
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We were trying to protect you.
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And you know what? We shouldn't protect
each other from each other.
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I mean, we're family here.
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And if we can't talk to each other about
what's really going on, then... I mean,
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what's the point? We're just coming home
and saying, where's the remote? We need
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cheese.
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Look, I want everyone to raise their
glass.
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Make a toast to Dana.
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No, listen.
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I know I'm a charming guy.
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But I can probably say a lot of great
things about you because I have a way
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with, um...
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Words. Words.
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But I think everybody should say one
word that describes Dana.
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Like... Loving. Loving.
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Strong. Beautiful.
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Dollhouse.
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Forgiving. Ooh, tenacious.
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Talented. Stylish.
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There you go.
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Embarrassed.
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Crying. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I
got one.
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How about family?
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Oh, family.
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You see, Dana, you didn't hear us use
one word like job or money or
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rich or poor.
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No, because, honey, that has nothing to
do with who you are or how we see you.
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Thanks, I really needed to hear that.
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But you know what? I think next year is
going to be my year.
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And if I do need to talk to anyone, I
know who I can turn to.
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You know what I think we really learned
this year? What?
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Is that the girls really like my
dollhouse better than Andy's walkie
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You know what? You just couldn't let it
go. Good job.
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