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Hey. Hey.
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Check it out. I got a new phone with a
built -in camera.
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Wow. That is pretty cool. Huh? Isn't it?
We should take pictures of our butts
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and send them to Dana.
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Two minds, one thought, my friend.
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I'm bringing it tonight to Cousin
Sylvia's wedding.
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Oh, right. Another boring family
wedding.
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Oh, no. Come on. It'll be fun.
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Hey, we can take pictures of our butts
next to the cake and then show people
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pictures while they're eating it.
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Yeah, that's good for the first hour.
Then what?
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Come on, man. Why do you have so many
cousins?
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We're breeding folk, Jim.
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Look at these hips.
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Hey, Cheryl. Want to see my new phone?
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Nope.
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Hey, honey.
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I was thinking about what I said last
night, and I kind of overreacted.
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I just want to say I'm sorry.
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Well, thank you.
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It means a lot to me.
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What was that all about?
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I have no idea.
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Did you guys have a fight last night?
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I didn't.
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I mean, it seemed like a pretty normal
evening, you know. We had dinner,
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TV.
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The girls did my hair. We had a tea
party.
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I prayed for the boy to get older.
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Seemed pretty normal to me.
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Well, aren't you going to ask Cheryl
what that was about?
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Yeah, yeah, right after I called the IRS
and begged for an audit.
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Are you kidding me?
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Think about it.
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I had a fight with my wife, I won, and
she apologized, and I don't even know
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what happened.
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Yeah, that reminds me of the time I
found a dollar in an egg roll.
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Yeah, rare moments, rare moments, my
friend.
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Okay, come on, take my picture.
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Make sure you get my good side.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, Andy.
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Give me the plans for that NOAC project.
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Just a sec. I'm putting the finishing
touches on my wedding toast.
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Hey. If my cousin Sylvia was a flower,
what kind would she be?
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Oh, I don't know. What kind of flower is
fat?
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Well, have you written your toast yet?
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I'm not going to write a toast. I don't
even want to go.
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Jim, you have to write a toast. It's
family tradition.
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The last person who didn't write a toast
was great Uncle Alec.
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Seven months later, almost to the day,
they found him dead.
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He was a 93 -year -old diabetic with a
bad heart.
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All right.
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If you want to roll the dice. I'll roll
the dice.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, you want to see my new phone?
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It's always going to be known.
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Cheryl, what are you doing?
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Oh, well, I was still feeling bad about
last night, so I made you a picnic.
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A picnic?
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Wow, roast beef, sandwich, cake, grape,
pop.
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Hey, you got anything in that basket for
me? No, I didn't hurt your feelings.
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Until now.
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Anyway, honey, enjoy.
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And again, I'm sorry.
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I love you. I love you, too. I mean,
even with, you know,
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everything.
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She owes me big.
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Oh, you, my friend, are sitting pretty.
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Oh, yeah, I got a gimme coming my way, a
big one. What kind of gimme you gonna
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get? Oh, I don't know, I don't know. Let
me think, let me think, let me think.
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Oh, I got it, I got it.
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No, no, Jim.
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You have to go to the wedding.
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I'll be the only guy at our table.
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What about your cousin, Carrie?
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She's got a mustache.
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Oh, my sweet things.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Where's Mommy?
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Okay,
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call me when it happens.
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Oh, good. Hey, why don't you jump in the
shower? I laid your suit out on the
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bed.
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Yeah, the wedding.
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What?
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Well, Cheryl...
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I'm still feeling kind of vulnerable
from last night.
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I feel like a raw nerve, you know?
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Not really in a celebrating mood.
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Jim, it's a family wedding. You have to
go. Oh, and I want to be there.
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I really do, but, you know, weddings are
about fun, and I wouldn't want to ruin
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it for, you know, Sylvia and Marlon.
Mike. Mike.
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I just, I need to work this thing
through.
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Yeah. Jim, is there any chance that you
may be milking this just a little bit to
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get out of the wedding?
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Cheryl, you know what you said to me,
and you know how it hurt.
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Okay, so if you were me, could you just
put on a smiley face and pretend you
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were having fun?
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Yeah.
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Well, that's you, Cheryl.
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That's not me.
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I guess I have a little more integrity
than that.
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Look, honey, here.
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Maybe it would help you to just talk it
through.
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We've talked about it enough.
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With who?
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Andy.
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We talked about it all day.
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And by the way, I told him the whole
story, and he agrees with me.
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You talked about it all day?
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Yeah.
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We would have had some chamomile tea.
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It helped. It was nice. It was soothing.
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It's a diuretic. Did you know that?
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That's good to know.
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Well, just stay here and do what you
need to do.
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I suppose that would be best.
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But then tell Cousin Carrie
congratulations on the tractor pull.
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and I had that falling out over Grandma
B's sterling silver candlesticks, which
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were supposed to be mine.
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Dana, sit down.
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I'm totally, totally fine. I'm just
wondering why someone who lives in a
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trailer, right, I mean, would want
sterling silver candlesticks. I mean,
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you going to entertain?
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Oprah coming over?
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I think what Dana's trying to say is,
may you and Mike have one happy life
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together. We love you.
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So, Cheryl, you've been really quiet all
night.
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What's going on with you? Well, I'm
still bummed about this whole Jim thing.
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What did you two fight about anyway?
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You know, I don't want to rehash it
again. Ask Andy.
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Why would I know?
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Jim said he told you all about it.
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Oh!
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Right, yeah. I believe there was some
mention of it.
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No, he said you talked about it all day.
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Right.
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Oh, my God, I ate shellfish.
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I have to rush myself to the hospital.
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You're
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not
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allergic to shellfish. What are you
hiding?
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Oh, never.
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Well, you know, I guess we can respect
that.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Andy.
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Do you feel my hand on the top of your
underwear?
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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Well, how would you feel if I pulled it
up over your head?
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You wouldn't dare, not in a public
place.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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Ooh, bunny hop. That'll work it loose.
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Wow.
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And to think you made Jim a picnic.
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Yeah, it's like a machine.
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Food goes in, lies come out.
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Well,
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I'll be at the gift table.
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Why?
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Well, Sylvia got the candlesticks. I'm
going to get me a food profit.
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else is on because I've been watching
this particular game all day.
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Hey!
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Jim, too bad you missed the wedding.
They had an open bar.
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Probably for the best, you know. I would
have just got myself in trouble.
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Yeah, well, the night's still young.
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hoes. Great Kung Pao.
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Tomorrow afternoon, my treat. Please
don't kick my ass fight.
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Hey, how was the wedding?
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Oh, you know, it was great, but I was
miserable.
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I just kept going over our argument
again and again.
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Well, the good news is I worked through
it.
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Yeah, you know what would really help me
close the door on it?
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You know, if you could look him in the
eye and say, Cheryl, it really hurt me
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when you said, and then just repeat the
words I said last night.
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Well, there were so many.
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And they're all so hurtful.
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Pick the ones that hurt the most.
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Unless... you don't know what I said.
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Shin -ho's!
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Yeah, yeah. You bet, Shin -ho's. Shin
-ho's...
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You mean it didn't hurt?
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You've been lying to me since the minute
you left for work this morning.
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Have I been lying?
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Or did I give you the opportunity to
unload your guilt?
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Think about that.
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And you're welcome.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for letting me beat myself up
for the last ten hours. Thanks a lot.
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Okay, okay. I'm sensing a trace of
sarcasm in your voice.
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So I'm guessing that we're going to have
this fight whether I like it or not,
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right? Yes, we are.
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Okay. Well, I don't want to have this
fight until I know what the fight was
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night. All right.
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All right.
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Try to pay attention this time.
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I was doing the dishes, and you were
sitting at the table.
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32 down, five letters.
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Book them blank.
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Dano. Yeah, I don't know either.
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Hey, honey, would you hand me that
plate?
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Can you give me a kiss?
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No plate, no kiss.
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Kiss first, then plate.
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If I come over there to give you a kiss,
I can just get the plate myself.
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Well, now you see what I'm going for.
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Yeah, the plate is so heavy and the sink
is so far away.
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Well, I don't ask you to do my job, do
I?
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Believe me, there are some days I'd love
to switch jobs with you. Oh, yeah?
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Well, let me know.
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Because I'll let you go out and build
buildings while I sit around the house
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peep my toenails all day.
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But not during the busy season when
you've got to clean out the lint trap in
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dryer. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute. No, let me...
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There's no finishing here.
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What? That wasn't a fight. I was just
joking.
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Oh. Come on. We were bantering back and
forth like those gay guys do on that
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show, which I've never seen.
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Yeah, but then you took it too far.
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I didn't take it anywhere.
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What? Because I was kidding.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's
discuss the rules of engagement here.
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what? Rules of engagement.
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You see, a fight is an official.
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Unless both people know you're having
it.
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That's why they play boxing matches so
far in advance.
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They don't just lure some poor sucker in
a casino and beat his brains out.
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Look, I am not going to be responsible
for something I said in a fight that I
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didn't even know ever happened. Come on.
So what?
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You get a free pass for manipulating my
feelings and blowing off the wedding?
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Come on, honey. This isn't free.
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Last two minutes haven't been a
vacation. Come on.
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All right. Fine. Fine.
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Ben, if we never had the argument, I
never should have apologized, so I take
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back. Okay.
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That's your right under the rules of
engagement.
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Good.
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Great.
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It's overdone.
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Oh, wait a minute. Hold the phone here.
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How dare you?
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What? I just remembered why you're
apologizing.
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I'll let you go out and build buildings
while I sit around the house and peep my
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toenails all day.
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But not during the busy season when you
gotta clean out the lint trap in the
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dryer.
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Oh, no.
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I'm busy all the time. Wonder why I
married such an idiot.
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Yeah. Well, this idiot just got 32 down.
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Book him?
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Rondo.
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You called me an idiot.
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I thought you were kidding, but you were
serious. Yeah, yeah, I was. And that
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Rondo...
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That's not once, that's not twice,
but... Okay, it was twice.
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No, no, no, I want my apology back.
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You apologized for what you said. All
you do is sit around all day and paint
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your toenails.
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Is that supposed to be me?
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No, it could be any idiot. Fuckin'
three!
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You just called me an idiot three times!
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Come on! Besides, I was joking.
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Rules of engagement. You can say
whatever you want as long as you're just
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kidding.
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Right, that's right. So, that's what we
do around here. We kid. So we can get a
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million... laugh. Nobody's feelings ever
get hurt. Well, that's just great. You
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know, I'm going to go upstairs and I'm
going to paint my toenails because
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apparently that's all I ever do around
here.
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I know that tone.
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We're still having a fight.
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Right?
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Damn.
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What's with your sister?
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She has self -esteem issues, so she
clearly picked a guy whose failings make
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feel better about herself.
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Yeah.
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00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,069
Why is she all mad at me?
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00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,430
You blew off the wedding.
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00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,829
Oh, I've done that before. That's not
it.
281
00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:30,330
Well, I don't know. She's still upset,
so there must be something else going
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Like what?
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00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:32,930
Well, I don't know.
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God, if only there was just some magical
way of finding out.
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00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:39,570
Here's a thought.
286
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,150
What? Go ask her.
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00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,130
Yeah.
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00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,310
Any other thoughts?
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00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,610
Um, she's hurt.
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And she's a woman, which means she needs
to process.
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And whether you like it or not, you need
to be there.
292
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,250
Oh.
293
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,270
Kind of like jury duty, huh?
294
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,490
Yeah.
295
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,810
Except this time you can't get out of it
by showing up without your pants.
296
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,410
I'm not going to come on to you. I just
wanted to help.
297
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,250
Although, if you give me a signal, I can
switch gears like that.
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I can get it.
299
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:25,890
Okay.
300
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,330
I'm just here to help you process.
301
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:31,790
Process?
302
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,430
Oh, you're only here because Dana sent
you.
303
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:38,550
No, no. I also came up, you know, to use
the bathroom. My favorite crossword's
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00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,550
in there.
305
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,010
Oh, come on, Cheryl.
306
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,980
Come on, are we going to be Mr. and Mrs.
Serious from now on? I mean, watch C
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00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,080
-SPAN all day and look up words in a
dictionary?
308
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,660
No, we don't have to be serious all the
time.
309
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,639
Well, then what?
310
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,559
What's going on?
311
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,120
I don't know. Maybe I just don't want to
be the butt of everyone's jokes.
312
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,600
Everybody? Who's everybody? Andy and
Dana? They're out. I'll change the locks
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the house.
314
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,220
No.
315
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,120
It's not Andy and Dana.
316
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,940
Well, then who else is there? I mean,
all we have left are the girls.
317
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,640
What? You know what?
318
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,520
It's the girl.
319
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,840
Be mad at me? Let's go wake them up,
tell them they can't watch TV for a
320
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,540
and hit the sack.
321
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,020
No, no, no, I'm still mad at you, but
it's because of the girls.
322
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,220
Hey, girls, I need you to clean up the
mess you made in the living room.
323
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,480
Can't you do it, Mommy?
324
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,700
No, I'm busy.
325
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:30,900
You're not busy. You just play your toes
and eat bonbons all day.
326
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,800
Yeah, and Daddy brings home the bacon.
327
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,780
Are you saying they got that from me?
328
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,200
Yeah. along with Ruby snoring and
Gracie's fear of hobos.
329
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,620
Oh, come on.
330
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,040
All right, when did this happen?
331
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,600
I don't know, a few days ago.
332
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,740
Well, why didn't you tell me when it
happened? You weren't around, and then,
333
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,740
know, life takes over.
334
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,800
I didn't even realize how much it
affected me until right now.
335
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,540
Oh, so you needed time to process.
336
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,120
Yeah, don't make me hate that word.
337
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,920
I'm just teasing you. Don't stop me from
teasing you. I know, I know.
338
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,020
Look.
339
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:13,080
I love it when you tease me. I do, but
you've got to be careful in front of the
340
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,500
girl. Well, it's hard to do. I mean,
they're around all the time, and I'm
341
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,500
funny.
342
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,100
Yes, honey, you're always funny.
343
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,320
I am, aren't I?
344
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,460
Honey, you know, the girls just don't
get sarcasm.
345
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,960
Well, maybe we should send them to a
different school. No.
346
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,400
Oh, well, why don't they get it?
347
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:39,770
No, no, they're just too young to
understand it. So when you tease me
348
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,370
being lazy, the girls think it's true.
349
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,650
Really? Yeah, honey, come on.
350
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,870
Jim, I really, really want them to value
what I do around here.
351
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:50,990
And what exactly is that? Hey.
352
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,250
Come on!
353
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:53,850
Come on!
354
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:01,890
All right, I get it.
355
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:06,190
I didn't realize that girls didn't
understand that kind of humor.
356
00:21:08,679 --> 00:21:10,700
I'll watch what I say in front of him.
357
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,100
Oh, thank you.
358
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:13,860
You're welcome.
359
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,340
You may now help me with my dress.
360
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,540
Yes.
361
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,300
Wow, this is nice.
362
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,940
Thank you. Nice material.
363
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:21,959
Thank you.
364
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,360
You know what you should do? You should
put tissues on your hangers so it
365
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,520
doesn't get all bulgy here in the
shoulder.
366
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,140
Where did you learn that?
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00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,620
Football at halftime. They give tips,
you know.
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