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my pinky princess on a pony?
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Sure, sure.
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Do you love rainbows?
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Well, actually, I prefer football.
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Why don't you go see if Mommy still has
the receipt?
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Oh, baby.
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Hey. Hey, what are you doing home? Well,
I missed you, and I thought I'd
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surprise you for lunch. Oh, that is so
sweet.
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Yeah, it is, isn't it? Okay, come on,
let's go.
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What? Come on, I only have a half hour
to send you to heaven and back.
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I can't. It'll only be five minutes.
We'll leave our shirts on.
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I gotta go pick up Kyle at Dana's.
Alright, fine.
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Okay, Andy, come on in. It ain't
happening.
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Thank God. It's getting nippy out there.
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You make Andy wait outside?
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Oh, no, no, no. It's my choice.
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You get a little loud.
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Alright, Jim, don't forget you have to
be home at seven. We have Emily's baby
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shower tonight.
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Oh, yeah, that.
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I can't. What?
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Gus is coming into town tonight.
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Since when?
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Since this morning. He called me. He's
going to be at the airport.
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The Gusmeister's coming in?
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Mind if I tag along for a salty story or
two?
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I don't think so. You know, his wife
just left him, and I think he needs to
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to an old friend. We've had these plans
for a week.
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I know, honey, but he's just going to be
in town tonight.
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Oh, honey, come on. It's a couple
shower. I don't want to go alone.
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I'll go with you, Cheryl.
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Yeah, have.
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Guess it's just me and my palm tonight.
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My organizer. I like to
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play games on it.
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Let's move on.
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No, I want to look for pictures of Gus.
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Jim's friend?
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Yeah, Jim swears he was at our wedding,
but I don't remember him at all.
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Is that him?
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No, that's Seth's somebody. I made out
with him under the gift table.
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It's so frustrating.
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Gus always shows up at the worst times.
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Who's that? Is that Gus?
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No, that's Mike's somebody. I made out
with him in the coat room.
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I don't get it. When Jim... and wanted
to do something, he just said no.
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Yeah, but he only gets a certain amount
of no's a month, and he's used them all
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up. Yeah, he said no to the school
fundraiser, no to the Geiger's
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and no to Donna Carter's birthday party.
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Wait, Donna had a party? Why wasn't I
invited?
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She's not a fan.
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Hey, that, is that him?
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No, that's Marv's son, buddy.
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He was a fan.
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And all I'm saying is if a werewolf bit
a vampire, he'd still have trouble with
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the sunlight.
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Oh, look at us there. Look at that.
Yeah, I know.
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Check me out. A randy 19 -year -old with
nothing but a pink tuxedo and a kidney
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stone hours from passing.
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What a night.
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Honey, would you point out Gus to me? I
can't find him. Sure.
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Let's see.
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Where would he be? Oh, right there.
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That's the back of someone's head.
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Yeah. That's the back of Gus's head.
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You know, June, it's weird.
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Gus is your oldest friend. I don't have
any idea what he looks like. I don't
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know anything about... out him? No, his
name is Gus Demas. We grew up together.
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What else do you need to know?
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What's his birthday?
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June 15, 1960.
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Where does he live?
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San Diego.
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College?
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Syracuse. Job?
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He runs a B &B.
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Hobbies?
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He makes driftwood sculptures.
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He also chairs the local chapter of the
California Sea Lions Foundation.
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And you know what else?
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At the wedding, he said you were the
most beautiful bride he'd ever seen.
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Ring a bell?
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Maybe that last part.
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What about me? Did he say anything about
me? He's not a fan.
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I can't believe she doesn't remember
Gus.
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He's practically family.
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Andy, there is no Gus.
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What? I made him up.
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The Gusmeister? The Gusman?
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Greyhound Gus?
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Completely fake.
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What about those great stories you've
told?
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Like the time you guys were on that bus
and if it went below 55, it would
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explode?
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Or when you were fishing for that giant
shark that was terrorizing the local
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beach community?
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Look, let me explain, Gus, and then
we're going to take a little trip to the
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video store.
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Wait, Jim.
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Why would you make up an imaginary
friend?
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I want to get him out of things. I mean,
like this...
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couple's baby shower.
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Just tell Cheryl no.
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Oh, no, no, no. In marriage, there are
only so many no's per month.
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And this month particularly, she had a
ton of boring crap.
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I burned right through all my no's.
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So, unless I want to hear her complain
and complain and complain and complain,
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play the Gus card.
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Wow.
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Cheryl actually keeps track of how many
times you say no. Handy.
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A marriage is a giant scorecard.
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And by the end, I just want to be a
little below par.
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Well, mission accomplished.
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And Dana,
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will you ever have a baby? Oh, of course
I will, sweetie.
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But what if you don't? What did I just
say? Now get off my back.
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Dana, Dana.
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I just checked the guest list for the
wedding. No Gus Dimas.
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You've got to confront him.
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No, I can't. I can't. There's only that
1 % chance I'm wrong.
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And if I am, he'll torture me for the
rest of my life. No.
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No, I need an airtight case.
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Okay, I'm off to the airport, so have
fun with that thing.
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Okay, great.
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Great. Honey, what time do you think
I'll be back?
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Oh, I don't know. You know, Gus is
pretty torn up. He's going to need to
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out a little bit. Yeah.
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Can't really put a clock on that.
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Right. Yeah, I'll probably be back about
10 .30. Sounds right. See you then.
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Okay. Have fun.
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Dana. Call me on my cell phone in five
seconds. What are you doing? I'm going
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go to the airport and meet Gus.
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Yes! Hey,
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look, girls.
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Somebody's part of Mommy's secret plan
and you're not. Who's the loser now?
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Hey, Jim. Yes, yes, yes. Would you give
my best to Gus and tell him how sorry I
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am about him and his wife? Oh, I will.
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Oh, thank you so much for understanding.
Yeah. You know, if he had a wife like
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you, he wouldn't be in this mess.
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Oh, honey.
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Hold that thought.
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Yellow.
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Oh, hey, Emily. Yeah, I was just about
to... What?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Well, tomorrow night's great.
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Okay, I'll see you then. All right. Bye
-bye.
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What? Well, Emily's two -year -old is
throwing up, so she has to postpone the
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shower.
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What a shame.
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Yeah.
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Okay, see you later. No, no, honey.
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You don't get it. Now you can go with me
to the airport.
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Oh, to see Gus?
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Well, yeah, and to comfort him.
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I mean, unless there's some reason you
think I shouldn't go.
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No.
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Great, let's go.
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All right.
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But, you know, if Gus wants to go to a
strip club, you've got to come along.
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I got singles.
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Hey, buddy, wait.
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What about if I give you 20 bucks, you'd
be my friend?
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No, it's in here.
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What does he look like? Can you at least
describe him? I wish I could tell you.
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But it's just, you know, he changes his
hairstyle all the time. He yo -yos and
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wait back and forth. I mean, he's like
Madonna, always reinventing himself.
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Well, you know, I'll tell you, I'm
getting a little tired of this. This is
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only flight in from San Diego, and all
the bags have been picked up.
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Oh, there's one right there.
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It says oranges.
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Well, it's got to be his.
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He's from San Diego.
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They eat a lot of oranges out there.
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I mean, they just grow on trees. You
just pick them.
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I know how fruit works, Jim.
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Hey. Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Babysitting. No, no, no. I was supposed
to babysit tonight.
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I can't believe they double booked us.
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I know. I'm sick of it, too. So piece by
piece, I'm stealing their good china.
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But Cheryl's car's outside. I thought
she went to the baby shower.
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Change of plans. She went with Jim to
the airport to meet Gus.
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Interesting.
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You know what?
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I'm really thirsty.
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You like our teacher. I like our
teacher.
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Do you want another word for stupid?
It's pathetic.
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Gracie, I need the phone.
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I'm going to have to call you back.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're a stinky butt,
too.
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No, you are.
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No, no, no, you're a stinky butt.
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Infinity!
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Hi,
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Mr. Anderson.
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Jim? Yes?
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I just talked to the airline. All the
passengers are off the plane.
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Weird.
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Yeah, is there something you want to
tell me?
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Hello? Mayday!
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Mayday!
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Mama Bird knows! Repeat!
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Mama Bird knows!
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Gosh! How are ya?
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You missed your flight. That is so you!
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Yeah, yeah, no, your oranges made it.
Yep, they did.
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Uh -huh. Tomorrow night, sure. Tomorrow
night would be great.
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Cheryl wants to talk to you.
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So don't hang up.
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Gus!
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There's nobody there.
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Darn cell phone. You know what? You got
the radar in the airport. Probably threw
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up all the calibrations.
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The calibrations?
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Yeah, calibrations. I mean, I could
explain it to you, but it'd just confuse
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you.
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Hey, you know what, though? You could
see Gus tomorrow night.
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Oh, you got that.
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Baby shower tomorrow night.
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Come on, can you give Cheryl a break
here?
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Okay.
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Confession time.
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What? The shower is actually tonight.
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What do you mean, tonight?
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Well, yeah, well, you know, I really
didn't want to go without you, and I
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to meet Gus, so I kind of played with
the truth a little bit.
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Isn't that a hoot?
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I may be old -fashioned, but since when
was it a hoot to lie to your spouse?
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I'm sorry, but honey, look.
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Now I can still make guys, huh?
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In fact, why don't you bring them over
for dinner?
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That sounds like a great idea.
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To me, too.
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Hey, and you know what? If we hurry, we
can still make it to the shower.
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But didn't the shower start already?
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I mean, you know... Well, you know,
honey, we probably misnamed tags, but we
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still make it for diaper pin bingo.
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Don't you have to get Gus's oranges?
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Guess I have to.
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That's so weird.
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I can't find half our good china.
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Uncle Gus. He was supposed to be here an
hour ago. He's coming, isn't he? Of
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course he's coming.
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You know what? I should have just picked
him up at the airport myself.
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But he felt so bad about last night that
he took a cab.
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Oh, that Gus.
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That's one considerate guy.
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There's a name for people like that.
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What?
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Considerate.
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I just said it like two seconds ago.
Where were you?
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Listen, girl.
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Why don't you guys take a breadstick and
go upstairs and I'll call you when he
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gets here.
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Okay?
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Unless you think Gus might not be
coming.
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Cheryl, don't say that.
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That got me all worried.
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Cheryl.
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Andy.
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Attend to me.
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Didn't you look at him?
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I got him on the ropes. He's got no
movement left.
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Yeah, you played him like a big sweaty
violin.
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Yeah.
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But in case... Gus is real and good
-looking. I'm just gonna... Would you
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those away?
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Nobody's coming.
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Hey! That's Gus! It's gotta be Gus!
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Oh, Gus.
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Hey! I have a telegram.
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Sure, telegram her.
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I'll take that.
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Thank you.
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My hand's shaking too much. You read it.
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Bad
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news
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from San Diego.
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No! Stop.
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Gus Demas passed away this morning.
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I guess God needed a new best friend.
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Look, I think I need to be alone with my
thoughts right now.
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Jim. Yes, yes, my young, young,
beautiful bride.
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Nothing.
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I guess we'll be having dinner without
you then.
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at a time like this.
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Gus, my friend, my best friend that I've
known since this high is now laying
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cold on a slab.
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All right, what are we having for
dinner?
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Lasagna.
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That was Gus's favorite dish.
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Gus, I should have two portions.
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Gus liked wine, didn't he, Jim? Yes.
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Reflected to him in his will.
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What?
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I'm really sorry I keep beating you,
buddy. I guess I just got a little angel
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sitting on my shoulder. Right, Gus?
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Yes,
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I'd like to make a donation to the
California Sea Lion Foundation.
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What?
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honoring Gus by making a donation to his
favorite charity.
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Yeah, I'd like to donate $200, please.
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$200? Cheryl, um... You know what?
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You're right.
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He was your oldest friend.
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I'd like to donate $400.
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Yeah, $500.
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Right.
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A receipt for tax purposes?
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No,
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that seems tacky.
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Oh, okay, yeah. I need your credit card.
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Thank you, honey.
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No.
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Thank you.
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You know, you guys could really use some
counseling.
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Eh, probably.
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Jim, how are you going to get out of
this one? It's 500 bucks.
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Andy, it is a small price to pay for a
man like Gus Demas.
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Think of the big picture.
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All the weddings, all the baby showers I
got out of.
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It is the best money I ever spent.
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To Gus.
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To Gus.
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Hey, Jim.
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Great news.
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I got him to name the next sea lion pup
after Gus. Yeah, and it only cost an
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extra $200.
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Appreciate the gesture, and you know who
else is going to appreciate it?
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Sherman.
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Sherman?
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Yeah, you know Sherman. He grew up with
me and Gus.
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Actually, Andy and I, we're just about
to go see him.
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Where are we, Andy?
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Yes, Jim.
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Yes, we were.
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00:20:54,690 --> 00:21:00,450
Yeah, you see, Sherman's all broken up,
losing Gus and all, so we thought we'd
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go and bowl away the pain.
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Come on, Andy.
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Well, then who was sitting next to Gus
at the wedding?
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You're such a good woman, honey.
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Just a bad memory.
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Hey,
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Andy, did I tell you the time that
Sherman was in Vegas and a guy offered
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million dollars to sleep with his wife?
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What an indecent proposal.
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