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All right, here's a list of the
Halloween candy we need. Get the fun
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the bite size. Oh, and no peanuts
because of the Perkins kit. And honey,
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scratch there. This is where we shop.
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Okay, I'm going to go get eggs. Okay,
honey? Oh, and honey, thank you for
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helping.
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I'm a helper.
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Apparently, you have no idea how
important this Halloween party is to me.
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dry ice. I've made promises.
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Aunt Dana, look at my wish cookie.
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Ooh, scary.
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Really good for a three -year -old.
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I'm seven.
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Yeah, they're not so impressive.
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Listen, bucko.
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Without dry ice, my bubbling cauldron is
just my old spaghetti pot.
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No, no, don't hang up on me. Don't,
don't, don't.
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Who cares? I don't need dry ice. It's
not like my Halloween party has to be
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perfect.
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A pumpkin full of paint coming through.
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Okay, why?
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Well, you know how the Flynn kids drive
over our pumpkin every year? Well, this
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year their treat is a new paint job.
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Oh, compliments of the neighborhood
crackpot.
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I thought you were raking the leaves.
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I'll get to it, I'll get to it. Hey,
girls, you want to rake the leaves for
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Daddy? No, Daddy!
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All right, but I thought I heard a puppy
under there. Oh, what?
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It's been three whole hours.
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Okay, everybody's staring at me. I can't
talk. I'll see you in a minute. Bye.
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So, your cat learned to dial a phone?
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No,
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that was Hank, the guy I'm seeing.
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You're dating somebody?
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Tell, now.
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Well, we've been seeing each other for
about two weeks, and I really like him,
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and he's coming over, so please don't
let Jim talk or be seen.
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Me?
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Dana, I don't chase your guys away.
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When you're dating a guy, you hunt for
his one flaw and then we never see him
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again. I mean, really, it's kind of
pathetic.
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I mean, no offense.
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Why do you even bother saying no
offense? Allow me.
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Because he's a jerk. No offense.
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None taken.
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You see, he hurt my feelings and he said
no offense and took this thing away.
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Hey, everybody. This is Hank.
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My brother Andy, my sister Cheryl, and
the guy she married.
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Jim. Oh, the paint the pumpkin trick,
huh? Oh, yeah. I'll tell you, those punk
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kids are not going to even see that
coming when they're driving down the
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Yeah, I call it the classic... Earl
Scheib.
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Earl Scheib. Earl Scheib. Yeah.
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Come on, Cheryl. Who's the crackpot now?
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Still you, Jim. Oh.
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So, um, Ken's going to come with me to
your Halloween party as my date. Oh.
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Oh, you did an RSVP plus one, but I
guess I can improvise.
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Andy, no shrimp tonight.
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Okay, let's go somewhere else.
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Oh, can it be near a TV?
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The Blackhawks are on. You guys have
ESPN?
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You work for the cable company?
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No. I got one, two, and classic. Oh,
sweet.
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This Hank is not like other guys that
Dana's dated.
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I mean, I feel like I could actually
hang out with that guy. Yeah, yeah. You
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know, he seems really familiar. Yeah?
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He's just like Jim.
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What?
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Are you kidding me? It's obvious. You
guys are two peas in a pod.
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Wow, she's right.
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Dana's dating you.
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Well, well, well.
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All these years of her putting me down,
huh? And she's dating a guy just like
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me.
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Tim, I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Thought you'd like to know, third
period, blood in the ice, gloves coming
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Oh, I can't get too attached.
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Tim, why are you smiling like that?
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No reason, just smiling.
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Can I smile?
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Yeah, it's great.
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Hey, let me ask you a question. Yeah.
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Hey, guy, what's your favorite thing
about him?
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I don't know.
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Everything.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's kind of perfect then, isn't he?
Yeah.
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I mean, so anyone like him would be
perfect too, right? Because he's
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right? Right? Is he perfect? Yeah, he's
perfect. Okay, okay, okay. I just want
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to take a picture of this.
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the party. Oh, relax. Everything's going
to be fine. You just don't get it, do
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you? What?
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The Kraniches have the neighborhood
Christmas party. The Meyers own New
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Eve. I want to own a holiday.
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Have you forgotten that I lead the St.
Patrick's Day parade every year?
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You and Andy running down the street in
green underwear is not a parade.
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Draws a big crowd every year.
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All right, come on, Dana. Take a dozen
finger sandwiches. They're not going to
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make themselves. Okay.
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Kate, are you going to miss me? Oh, a
night outfit? You're damn right.
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Let me leave you with it.
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And be safe, okay?
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Oh, thank you for doing this, Andy. No
problem.
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They're only this age once. Yeah.
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All right, listen up.
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I want to get back before that party
starts. The clock is ticking, all right?
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Your belly starts hurting, your bag
breaks, you fall down, you're on your
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Let's roll.
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So don't you just love Hank?
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Oh, I do. In fact, he's the kind of guy
I might marry.
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Wink, wink.
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What does that mean?
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Well, don't you see any similarities
between him and...
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Someone else?
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You see the Russell Crowe thing, too?
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Dina, Hank is just like Jim.
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Jim who?
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Jim, my husband, Jim.
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What? Yes.
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No way.
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Hank and Jim are nothing alike.
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Hank is thoughtful and charming and
romantic.
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Jim's all those things.
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Ah, crack on a cracker. I got a tip on
my shirt.
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Practically twins.
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Did you know Hank took me to the opera?
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Really? Jim, where did you take me on
our second date?
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The ballet.
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You took her to the ballet?
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Yeah. I wanted her to think I was
cultured so I could tune in Tokyo, you
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This is insane.
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It's killing you, isn't it?
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The guy you're dating is me.
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Well, I hope it works out for the two of
you because I'm already taken.
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You guys are so full of it. Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Let me ask you something. When you
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went to the opera, was Hank familiar
with any of the music?
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Yes. As a matter of fact, he sang along
to a couple of the pieces. Oh, I see.
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Were they the actual lyrics or dirty,
made -up joke lyrics?
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Shut up.
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You know, I may be a powerful superhero,
but damn, I still like to play with
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dolls.
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You know I'm a guy.
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Hi, my name's Jim. This is my house.
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Okay. Oh, it's adorable.
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Cheryl, that is a great flapper outfit.
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Well, thank you. Jim thought I was a
dame from a Three Stooges movie.
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Yeah, you totally are.
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We're out of dip. Did anybody see? Did
anybody see? No.
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Okay, it's on the counter. Get it and
put it on the stack table. Move, move,
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move, move.
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Cheryl, stop bossing my boyfriend
around. I haven't even done that yet.
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Sorry, it just reminds me so much of
Jim.
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For the last time, Hank and Jim are
nothing alike, okay?
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Well, no similar qualities have got
nothing in common, so just drop it! Oh,
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yeah.
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Personal foul.
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15 -yard penalty for turning me on.
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you, Irene.
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It was fun, but I don't think it was as
fun as the Johnson's Fourth of July
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party, do you?
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Well, aren't you sweet?
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Yes, I will see you next year,
definitely. Okay, bye -bye.
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We own Halloween!
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By the way, thank you for squeezing
Jim's butt last night. So he didn't want
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to do it.
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Please just drop it. I went through
three bottles of antibacterial soap.
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What did I say?
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He actually thought it was pretty funny.
You see?
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It's like Jim.
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Yeah, I see that now.
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So that's why I dumped him.
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What?
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Well, I don't want a future with...
What, Jim?
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Well, it's just that I have this vision
of what I want my life to be, and it's
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not this.
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What's wrong with this? I got a husband
who loves me. I have three beautiful,
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healthy kids.
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I don't need you looking down your nose
at me just because you can't keep a man.
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Well, I can keep a chimp, Cheryl. That
doesn't mean I want one in my house.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a house? I didn't realize
that because you're always here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I just love hanging out here and
babysitting your kids when you and Jim
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off to the pickle convention or wherever
it is he takes you.
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I got you a T -shirt.
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I remember pickle people do it with
relish.
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It was stupid.
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I would never wear that. Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot. You have to look good for no
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one.
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Fine. You and your.
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Let me ask you something.
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If you hit me in the stomach really
hard, would it pop my appendix?
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I'm willing to risk it.
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What are you trying to get out of?
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Cheryl wants me to go shopping for end
tables with her.
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Wait, not even to buy them, just to get
ideas.
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I'm telling you, ever since those two
have been fighting, I've turned into the
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new Dana.
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Been there.
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Hey.
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Cheryl?
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Cheryl, what are you doing?
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Well, Dana left us at the party, and
she's not going to come get us. I
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maybe you could drop it off at her
house. No problem. I'll put my best man
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it.
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So?
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So. What are you doing?
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Well, the girls are in school, and Kyle
did a play date. I thought maybe you and
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I could grab some salads and talk.
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Tell you what, you make it a steak and a
nooner, and I'm on board.
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Oh.
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Would you look at that?
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What? She probably doesn't even know
it's mid -nooner.
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She leaves this thing everywhere.
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Probably lose her head if it wasn't
screwed on.
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Oh, Sharon, please.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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My sister and I will probably just grow
old separately.
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Until we're finally brought together
again for Andy's funeral.
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We have got to do something to put these
two back together.
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You put them together.
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I'm staying out of it.
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Okay, okay, then I guess you get to go
with Cheryl's shopping for end tables
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that we're not even going to buy because
I'm not doing both of them. Here.
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All right.
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But at my funeral, I want bagpipes. Hey,
that's your day. You can have whatever
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you want.
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Cheryl didn't want to bring it herself,
huh?
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No, she couldn't because she's really
busy with... Nah.
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Want some ice cream?
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What flavor? Do you care? No.
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Wow.
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You know, uh... It's the first time
you've ever shared anything with me.
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Oh, well, Andy, I mean... You're my
brother. I love you.
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Yikes.
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Why don't you just give Cheryl a call?
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Why? So she can tell me how pathetic I
am and that I can't keep a man and I'm a
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failure and I haven't showered in three
days and all my plants are dying. Would
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you stop?
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What? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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You've got it great.
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You're a beautiful, intelligent woman,
but are you happy? No.
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You're sitting here alone, crying,
eating ice cream. And I've been there,
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three times last week.
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Andy, listen.
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No, you listen to me.
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Your problem is, Dana, if you can't have
this perfect life you've always dreamed
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about, you don't want any life at all.
Well, wake up.
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People all around you are happy. Cheryl
is happy. She's found someone she loves.
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Is he perfect? No.
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Hell no.
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You want to sit around waiting for this
perfect guy all your life? That's fine.
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That's your choice. Go ahead and do
that. But don't knock someone for
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game you won't even suit up for.
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Never tore anyone a new one before.
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Do I stay? Do I go? What?
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Um, stay.
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Please. Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go. Okay.
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hell of a party five days ago.
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Okay, Cheryl, but I can live longer like
this than you can.
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Girls, go to bed.
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Don't forget to wash up and brush your
teeth.
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No, we don't want to.
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I'll handle it. Your credibility is a
little shaky right now.
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Hey. Hey.
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I was so stupid. No, no, I was mean. No,
no, let me just say what I have to say.
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I was wrong.
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I know how happy Jim makes you. I mean,
to me, he's Jim.
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But to you, he's everything.
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And I want a guy who's everything.
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You know, if he...
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comes in a gym package, then I guess
we'll just have to work with that.
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Oh.
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Work doesn't even begin to describe what
I have to do with gym.
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Oh, God. I ate a quart of ice cream
before dinner.
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I ate two instead of dinner.
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What? Look.
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Oh, my God. I know.
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That really is stupid. I know.
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I missed you. Oh, I missed you, too.
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What am I going to do about it? Hank, I
really like him. I know. Call him.
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I don't know what to say. I mean, we
only went out for a couple weeks. We
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know each other very well.
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Three little pigs is just a story.
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I don't know where they buy their pants.
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Go to sleep.
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Yeah, I think you know Hank better than
you think you do.
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Oh, hey, Dana.
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Hey.
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So the two of you are cool now?
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Yeah. Oh, thank God.
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I don't think I can spend another night
drinking herb tea and talking handbags.
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So, Jim, Dana wants to make up with
Hank, but she doesn't know what to say,
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she's going to talk to you instead.
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Me? Yeah.
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Oh, all right.
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Let me get in character here.
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Okay, proceed.
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Okay, this is weird. I'll be right here
the whole time. Come on.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on.
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Okay.
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You're Hank.
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Yes, Hank.
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Um, I really screwed up.
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I acted like a spoiled princess because
I was feeling... You
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know, I'm hearing a lot of I's.
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But not hearing any yous.
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I'm a man. You want to hold my interest?
Talk about me.
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You made me feel really special.
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And you made me realize what a wonderful
person you are.
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Am I a sexy beast?
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Yes, Hank.
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And we were really great together, and I
lost sight of that. But if you give me
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another shot, I will never do it again.
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All right, well, let's see.
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I'll tell you what.
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You open me up a can of cling peaches,
and you got yourself a deal.
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Cling peaches?
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What the heck do cling peaches do? You
want me back or not?
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Yeah, you know, it won't always make
sense.
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All right.
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Clean peaches it is. Atta girl!
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Daddy! Frankie's licking my dog's head!
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She wants her boogers on me!
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Here we go. I'm coming up there.
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You know, when I was a kid, my mom would
give me a sip of brandy and I was out
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for the night.
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Okay.
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I'm going to go over to Hank's. Okay.
Good. Hey, you gonna wear the
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outfit? Yeah, of course. Cling peaches
can only get me so far.
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I love you. Love you.
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All right, if you two don't stop
fighting, I'm gonna let the monster out
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closet.
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Girls, girls, get out from under the
bed.
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No!
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All right, but that's where the snakes
are.
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