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And Jim, can I have all your guppy?
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And I win again.
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If only they had goat fish tables in
Vegas.
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Yeah, our old maid.
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Are there any popsicles left?
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Yeah, I think there's one left. Oh, I
call it. It's mine, mine, mine, mine.
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right.
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Hello.
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Wow, look at my little ninja.
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How'd she do?
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Honey, she is so great. Show Daddy.
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Ka -yah!
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Oh, yeah!
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Way to go!
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Now can I play Popsicle? Of course.
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Oh, actually, sweetie, Uncle Andy... No,
no, no, no, no, no.
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Let it play out.
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Tracy's not sharing.
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Oh, baby.
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Three, two, one.
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Yes! Exactly. 24 hours till our beloved
Chicago Bear.
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against our tribal, the Green Bay
Packers. Boo!
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Are you ready for some football?
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It's our Monday night football, baby.
And we're going.
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My son's first game.
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Chest bump.
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Take the pin out of the pocket.
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Daddy, we made a shirt for Kyle's first
football game.
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Oh, look at that shirt you got.
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got here? You got rainbows, starfish.
Who's this on the pony?
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That's the Olsen twins.
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Oh.
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Isn't that cute?
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But don't you think Chicago Bears should
be somewhere on this shirt?
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I told you.
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Are they coming to the game?
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Sadly, a sleepover was scheduled for the
same night.
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Yes!
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Wedding ring. I'm sorry.
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We got the game. Listen, I want everyone
to know I... I had nothing to do with
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this. With what? With what?
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With that.
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What? That. That. That.
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Packers ball.
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Packers ball. Yes, it is. I'm sorry.
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Again, I had nothing to do with bringing
this filth inside your house. Cheryl.
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I was trying to fit in the market. I had
to do something.
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Did you try?
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vending machine. That's just what came
out. I begged her to give him candy.
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Ah, don't worry about it, Kyle.
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Your daddy's here right now. Just give
me the ball.
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Mine.
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I don't believe this is happening.
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You let this happen.
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Calm down.
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It's just a stupid little toy.
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Oh, sure.
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Why don't you just go out and get him
some booze and a chainsaw?
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Must I explain to you again?
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About the concept of the formative
years?
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I do not want Kyle forming into a cheese
head.
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He's going to forget about this
tomorrow, I promise.
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Come on, would you just let it go?
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I guess, it's all right. Okay, yeah.
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No big deal.
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All right, guys?
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Yes, it's cool.
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All right, let's get that ball.
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Oh, I got an idea. I'll give him a
cupcake.
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That's actually a fallacy.
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Babies love candy, and rarely do they
let people take it from them.
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Here you go, sweetie.
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Want a cupcake?
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Yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Mine.
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Great. Now he's got the ball and the
cupcake.
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He is so your kid.
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Name sounds familiar, but, uh... Jim,
we've been waiting for this day for 20
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years. He's your son.
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Is he still a cheesehead?
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Then I have no son!
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Please, Dad.
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Please.
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It's the most important day of my life.
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Are you still a Packers fan?
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Don't blame me.
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She's the one who gave me this stupid
Packers ball during my formative years.
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You were right, Jim.
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I couldn't raise the boy.
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Can you give me the ball now?
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Mine.
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I pumped 72 quarters in that vending
machine, and I finally got a beer's
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Yes!
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That's my boy.
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Does life get any better than this?
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Yes, Jim, it does.
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Hey, Dad.
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Yes?
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Ready to go?
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Jeez, Kyle.
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Do we have to go to every single Bears
game?
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too, son. Hey, hey. Thanks
for taking away that Packers ball when I
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was in my formative years.
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How can I ever repay you?
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Well, there's a matter of the 72
quarters.
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You'd take it out of my college fund. I
bought that.
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Hey, guys!
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Are you okay with that?
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I mean, otherwise you could just stuff
his feelings in and drink them away like
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your Uncle Howard.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Honey, what were you talking about?
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History. Here.
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This is the ball he should have.
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Would you give him the ball he wants?
Why?
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So he can grow up to be a Packers fan
and a drunk like your Uncle Howard?
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He saw things in Korea he couldn't
forget.
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Go get him the ball he wants.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay. Oh, that's a good boy.
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Oh, Jim.
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What? That doesn't make him a Packers
fan. It's just a ball to him.
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And you can't take it away from him.
It's attached to it now.
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It's his transitional object, like Ruby
with that stuffed monkey.
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Mr. Pickles?
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We had to save a place at dinner for
that thing.
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And I'm not eating with that.
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And I'm not not eating.
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All I'm saying is that eventually he'll
give it up.
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Eventually, the game is tonight.
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And he's not bringing that ball to the
game.
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Maybe he will and maybe he won't, but
I'm not taking it away from him.
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Look, no matter what you do, Kyle's
going to grow up to be his own person.
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I'm sorry, sweetie, but chances are he's
not going to be a carbon copy of you.
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Oh.
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He might not even like sports.
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Hey,
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what are you guys doing here? Hey, check
it out. I made football -shaped
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pancakes in honor of tonight's game.
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Can you imagine if real footballs were
made of pancakes?
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Or if goalposts were made of bacon?
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Or if I had a girlfriend?
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son might not like sports.
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Yeah, I said it. And you'd be okay with
that?
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Well, if that's what he wants.
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I don't care if he's a Packers fan or a
Bears fan or a Democrat or a Republican
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or a meat eater or a vegetarian. All
right, that's it.
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Right after breakfast, I'm storming out
of this house.
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Cheryl, I don't understand. I thought
you were a Bears fan.
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No, no, honey. You're a Bears fan.
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And I married you, so I support you.
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What does that mean? If you were with a
Packers fan, you'd be a Packers fan?
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If I loved him and he didn't annoy me
every day of my life.
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Oh, thank God.
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You were never with a Packers fan.
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Right.
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What?
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The truth.
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Have you ever been with a Packers fan?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm in a mixed marriage.
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It was just a couple of dates in
college.
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Oh, please, honey, tell me it was a
girl. That I could deal with.
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Just some guy who happened to be a
Packers fan.
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Did the two of you ever, you know...
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Go to a game together?
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No. Oh, Jim, she's lying.
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What? She went to a game and she loved
it. She came home and she said she never
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screamed so loud in her life.
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That's what you said after our first
game.
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You made me feel like I'd never been to
a game before.
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Are we still talking about sports?
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Because if not...
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I haven't been to a game in six months.
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Jim, just because I dated a Packers fan
doesn't make me a bad person. No, it
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makes you a bad American, Cheryl.
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You hate America?
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Hate apple pie?
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She sure cooks it like she does.
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And you know what else? It makes you a
bad influence on our boy.
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Whoa, wait a minute. Now I'm a bad
mother?
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Why are you dropping your forks now?
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Sarah, I didn't say you were a bad
mother. You're a great mother.
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For the girls.
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But boys need to be raised by men the
way nature intended it.
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You know what?
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You make a good point. That's a good
point. Why don't you take Kyle and make
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a man? And I'll go get my hair and nails
done. You know, the way nature
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intended.
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Oh, I'll make him a man, all right.
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Right, Andy?
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Yes, sir. Read diddly -deedly.
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And I'll do a little work on you, too.
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All right, listen up, guys. Today we are
building ourselves a brand new sports
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fan. What kind of sports fan, Jim? Boy,
the best kind, Andy. A Chicago Bears
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fan. Bear! Bear! Bear!
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Cheer the kid.
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Our mission today is to get him to
reject this ball of evil and accept this
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ball of purity, good, and light.
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that, we're going to teach this young
man, my son, about the greatest year in
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Bears history.
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Look,
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Jim. He likes it. He's smiling.
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Quick, quick, quick. Get the flashcards.
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You're doing good, boy. You're doing
good.
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Mike Ditka, leader of men.
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No heart attack's going to stop him from
smoking.
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Jim McMahon, the quarterback.
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He once mooned a news crew. Oh, he's
cool.
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Look at that samurai Mike Singletary.
Look at him crazy eyes.
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Oh, Jimmy, it's loving that. Yes, yes,
quick, the Super Bowl shuffle.
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Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
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We are the best shuffling crew. Shuffle
on down. Two, three.
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We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl
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shuffle.
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Okay, Super Bowl XX, it's 37 -3. Who
does that have to bring in?
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Refrigerator Perry.
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Spike the
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ball. Spike the ball like Uncle Andy
did.
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Spike the ball.
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like we have a brand new Bears fan.
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All right, lunch is over. Get out of
here.
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Hey, Kenny, get rid of this. You see,
Andy, that's how you raise a boy.
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You don't hand him the enemy flag when
he's crying.
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No, you get a bunch of construction
workers to dance for. That's right.
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Amen, brother.
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All right, my little son.
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My little Bears fan.
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Here. It's your first Bears ball.
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Green ball.
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Try it again.
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This is your first Bears ball.
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There you go.
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No, green ball, green ball.
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No, no, no, green ball.
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Come on.
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You're a Bears fan now. No more green
ball.
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Blue ball, blue ball, yeah. You're a
Bears fan. There you go.
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I can't stand this crying.
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Just ignore it.
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It'll get over it. It'll pass.
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We gotta get that ball back.
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Kenny!
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Wow, sent that ball straight to hell.
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You buy that Packers ball for me, and
you can keep the change.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, I need something.
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I need a couple things, actually.
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I need some golf tees.
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00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,700
And ankle weights, of course.
256
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,839
Some squash balls. I'm running low.
257
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,780
And then I'll have a little Packers
ball.
258
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,339
Excuse me, what?
259
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640
No,
260
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:18,880
no, no, over there.
261
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
262
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,180
Packers ball!
263
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,400
Did you just say you wanted a Packers
ball?
264
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,040
Me?
265
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,420
No, I didn't say anything like that. I
mean, I'll buy one.
266
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,920
I mean, to torch it.
267
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,020
Do you take checks?
268
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,400
Hey, this guy over here is buying a
Packers ball.
269
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,180
What are you, some kind of cheese head?
270
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,860
No, no, no, no, no, not me, actually.
271
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,320
Actually, it's for my son, you know.
272
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,480
He's two years old. What are you going
to do?
273
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,240
You let your kid play with a Packers
ball?
274
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,360
Well, he doesn't play with it.
275
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,420
He just sleeps with it.
276
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,020
Like a doll?
277
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,500
What the hell kind of boy are you
raising?
278
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,380
Hopefully a happy one.
279
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,360
You got a problem with that?
280
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,640
It's okay.
281
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680
It's okay.
282
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,850
Tell it to the dump truck.
283
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,610
Get this thing out of here.
284
00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,790
There's no trash cans. Find a mailbox.
285
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,430
Get it out of here.
286
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:57,110
I don't know.
287
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,390
It's just the beginning, isn't it?
288
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:06,170
The beginning of all the things that
make you happy and drive me nuts.
289
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:10,030
Thanks for sticking up for me in there.
290
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:15,890
I'm your dad.
291
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:16,990
It's my job.
292
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,890
No matter how dumb your decisions are.
293
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:25,250
Sorry. It's all right.
294
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:27,910
You didn't mean it.
295
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:30,850
Not this time.
296
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,010
But it's coming, right?
297
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,690
Oh, yeah.
298
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,210
Big time.
299
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:43,410
So no matter what I do, you're going to
be who you're going to be, huh?
300
00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:49,830
Yep. Is that the way you do about it?
301
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,750
No.
302
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:53,990
I could ground you.
303
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,710
I could give a nose ring.
304
00:19:57,570 --> 00:20:04,270
As much as it's going to piss me off.
305
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,100
It'll make it a lot easier if you're a
sports fan.
306
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,880
Don't rub it in.
307
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,000
Hey, Jim. What, what, what? Jim.
308
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,700
What? Hey, how do you think of the grass
so great?
309
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,000
You know,
310
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,900
you really should ask them because our
lawn looks like grass.
311
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:44,320
Sure. Watch the game.
312
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,740
You're here to learn about men and
football and a change of kids' diapers.
313
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,630
And to be designated driver.
314
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,490
Speaking of, three more beers,
sweetheart.
315
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,550
Hey, spear guy!
316
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,010
Three more big boys right here!
317
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,470
Well done, Cheryl.
318
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,370
I mean, it's the peanut guy.
319
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,010
But very good technique.
320
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:14,230
You may help me raise our son.
321
00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:17,950
Oh, look at him.
322
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,500
So happy with his little Packers ball.
323
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,780
As long as he's happy.
324
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,240
See, Cheryl?
325
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,100
Sometimes you do get through.
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