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I hate corn.
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Oh, honey, come on. Just try a bite.
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But I hate it.
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Come on, honey.
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Corn is fun.
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Watch.
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What are you doing?
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I'm pretending I'm a typewriter. Yeah.
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What's a typewriter?
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Well, it's like an old -fashioned
computer.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I still hate corn.
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Honey, let me know. You sound like a
broken record.
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What's a record?
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And don't let Ruby run around the park
too much or she'll get overheated. I got
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it. Okay, and these are antiseptic
wipes.
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Band -Aids, and here's sunscreen.
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Okay, and where's the plastic bubble you
keep Ruby in?
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Okay, you know what?
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Three kids, no kids, enough said.
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Oh, really?
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Okay, stretch marks, no stretch marks,
enough said.
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Hi, Nana. Hi.
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You ready to go? Yeah. All right.
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Hey, this is not over.
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No, but that hairdo is.
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Oh, you are the greatest. Thanks, honey.
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Bye.
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You know, you never see an anvil in real
life.
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Well, look how dangerous they are.
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Hey, honey, I was thinking, Mother's Day
is only a week away. Have you gotten me
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anything yet?
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Jim? Yeah, yeah, I'll clean up after
this.
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anything for Mother's Day.
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Hey, don't worry. I always get you
something. I always come through.
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Well, you know, what about the lingerie
I got you last year?
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From the gas station?
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Anyway, I know what I want. This.
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What's this?
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It's a pedometer. It counts your steps.
Just hook it onto your belt and walk.
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All right, but when I give it to you
next week, I act surprised.
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No, it's for you.
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What? You know how the doctor said you
need to get more exercise?
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The gift I want for Mother's Day is for
you to walk more.
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Cheryl, I am in the construction
industry.
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I am in great shape.
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Oh, sweetie.
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What shape is that, a circle?
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It's only 80 ,000 steps. That's just 10
,000 steps a day till Mother's Day.
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How far is 10 ,000 steps?
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About five miles.
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Five miles a day?
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Yeah. The girls glue macaroni on a piece
of paper, you get all weepy, and I
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gotta walk 40 miles?
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a long, long time. I know, but... Come
on, sweetie, for me? For Mother's Day?
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Come on, come on, come on. All right,
all right, all right. But just for the
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record, you are not my mother.
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Who is stupid enough to sell that much
dynamite to a coyote?
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Haven't you been watching? A pig.
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Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac, I'll just come
back, back, back with silver buns, buns,
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buns. Can we go play on the monkey bars?
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Oh, sweetie, I'd love to, but these
pants are dry clean only.
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Uh -oh.
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Let's see what happened.
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Oh, honey, it's okay. It's just a
scrape.
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Hey, you know, if you need some Band
-Aids, I got some in my bag. Oh, thank
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I think we're okay.
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Daddy!
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Jerry's getting in my blood!
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Okay, help, yes, please.
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Oh, I can't, sweetie. I'm helping. Oh,
you're talking to her.
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Oh, you got your pants dirty. Oh, these
are old rags.
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Thanks for helping me out there.
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I'm Michael.
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Dana. Little girls can be so dramatic.
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Trust me, we can be dramatic at any age.
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Wow, that is some fancy nail polish you
have on there. Oh, thank you. My
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daughter picked it out.
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I would have gone with something a
little more vibrant. At the park? Never.
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don't want to look cheap.
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Actually, I forgot to take it off right
at the house.
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I'm sure your husband's done the same
thing. Oh, I'm not married.
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Really?
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Boyfriend? Nope.
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Me neither.
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I mean, girlfriend.
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See, I'm still getting used to being
single again.
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Oh, don't worry.
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It gets a lot harder.
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Yeah, it's rough out there.
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And, you know, I can't even think about
dating someone that doesn't have kids.
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You know, they just don't know what we
go through.
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You know, I should probably tell you
that I, um... What?
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That, uh, I'm with you 100%. Because I'm
a single parent.
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You know, with a kid who's single.
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That's great.
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Oh. Shoot, I've got to get Olivia back
to her mom's. Olivia!
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You know, we're here every day after
work, so maybe we'll see you again.
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Okay. Like tomorrow?
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Well, that would be one of the every
days. Right.
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All right, I'll see you tomorrow,
Michael.
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Help! Help!
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I can't get down!
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I'm a mom.
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My virgin?
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Yeah.
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Am I supposed to be feeling it in my
chest?
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That was my high school football coach
used to say, no pain, no gain.
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You were in a band.
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Yeah, but they practiced right next to
us.
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How am I doing?
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Wow!
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You've been walking for an hour and
you've got 4 ,322 steps.
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Except that's a four -day total.
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How many was that?
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None. You got to be wearing it.
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Oh, forget it, Andy. What?
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Just forget it. Oh, okay. Is this how
we're going to play it, huh? No, I don't
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want to do it.
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What's next, huh? Leave the family?
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No, Andy. Come on, Jim. Don't give up on
your family. Come on. I'm not giving
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up. Don't give up on your family.
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Girls are upstairs playing, and I'm
going to take Kyle to the pediatrician
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his checkup. Okay. Hey, let me see how
many steps you've done. No, no, no, no,
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no.
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But you can take a guess.
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Okay,
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four days, 10 ,000 steps a day, 40 ,000
steps.
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You're way off.
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throw stuff at people.
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What am I supposed to do now?
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She's expecting 80 ,000 steps by
Mother's Day.
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Hey, do you think she'd believe I walked
so much that this rolled over to zero?
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What you need is inspiration.
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Hi, yeah, hey, um, your yoga classes are
women only, right?
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Yoga? Hey, hey, hey, great, great. We're
going to be walking by your window in
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about a half hour. How's the herd
looking today?
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Oh, please.
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If you could trace this call, you would
have caught me years ago.
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Hey. Hey. Is that my shirt?
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You wanted that?
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Is Cheryl here?
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No. Huh.
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How about Ruby?
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No, she's upstairs playing with Gracie.
Oh, okay.
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Well, why don't you take both of them to
the park? I don't want to.
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Then why not?
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Jim, come on. They're not conjoined
twins. Let them breathe.
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Wait a minute. What?
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What's going on?
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Nothing. I'll have Ruby back in a couple
hours.
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Hold on right there.
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Now, this is the third time this week
you've taken only Ruby to the park.
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Now you're stealing Ruby's artwork.
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I don't know what's going on here.
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But if you're making a buck, I want my
cut.
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Jim, I am not doing anything.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Spill, baby.
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Okay, Ruby stays with me.
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Fine. Uh -huh. What's up?
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There's this single father at the park
that I really like.
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And he kind of assumed that Ruby was my
daughter. And so she is.
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So you have deliberately deceived
someone for your own selfish reasons.
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I respect that.
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Please don't tell Cheryl. I can't stand
to hear her speech about being the real
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you. You know, it's like the push -up
bra conversation all over again.
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That's interesting.
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You want something from me.
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And I want something from you.
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What?
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Do you want me to do your walking for
you? Hey, I'm sparing you the pain of
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childbirth.
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Jim, this is all you've done?
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Glaciers move faster than this.
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Dance, monkey, dance.
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Bye.
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Okay, three o 'clock class, let's move.
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Since when?
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Only the last two years.
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Any good?
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No.
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Well, there's $25 down the drain.
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$25 for a tumbling class and I can't get
the good baloney?
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No, no, no. She's not missing that
class.
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I'm going to go get her.
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Gracie did it.
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Gracie!
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Gracie! Jim, what are you doing here?
I'm here to take Ruby. She's got a
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tumbling class. No, no, no. Michael's
not here yet. She can miss a lesson.
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Not for 25 bucks a class.
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Jim! Come on. This is not like school
where you can take him out for free.
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Jim!
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That's my girl. Come on, we've got to go
to Tumbling Club. Jim, this isn't fair.
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We had a deal. Dina, I want my kid. No!
I want my kid, Dina.
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Everything okay here? Hi, Michael. Yeah,
everything's fine.
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Ruby, go play with Olivia.
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So this is the famous ex.
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Ex?
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I thought he was still in prison.
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What? Michael, can you just give us a
second?
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You sure? Yeah.
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Okay.
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If there's any trouble, I'm stepping in.
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Even though he's bigger than me and
looks like a biter.
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Hey, I've been in prison, buddy.
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What the hell have you been telling this
guy? Doesn't he have to be the bad guy
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in this divorce?
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At least I said he never hit me.
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Sober.
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Gee, Dana, couldn't you just say we
married young and tripped it apart?
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I'm begging you, don't blow this for me.
I really like this guy. Listen, we're
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going on a date on Sunday. He's taking
me to brunch at the Fairmark. Then we're
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going to go for a ride on the merry -go
-round.
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I'm going to tell him the whole truth
then. Dana, Sunday is Mother's Day.
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Mother's Day? Yes, Dana.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Oh, he wanted Ruby and I to have a
special day so we didn't have to spend
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our depressing government housing.
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Government housing?
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Well, if you paid child support.
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I was in prison!
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Cannot have Ruby on Mother's Day. I have
to have Ruby on Mother's Day. I'm her
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mother. Okay, now you're getting really
weird. This is getting creepy.
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Hey, hey, hey. I didn't touch her. We're
fine.
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Amicable divorce. We're fine.
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Jim. You can't.
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Listen, you let Cheryl sleep in.
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I sneak Ruby out for a couple hours, and
then everybody wins.
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Everybody wins?
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Fine, I'll give you the money for Ruby's
tumbling class that she missed.
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What, you think I'm in the business of
renting my kids out?
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A hundred bucks.
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Plus, I'll throw in 10 ,000 extra steps.
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Well, I'd be stupid not to take that.
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What? Sure.
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Yeah.
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I don't pay any attention to him.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Keep those legs moving. I want 90 ,000
by Sunday.
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He thinks I'm a little chunky.
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Do you understand how we play this
little game?
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Yeah. It's Mother's Day, so I call all
the ladies mommies. Very good.
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Now remember, if you do a good job with
the game, I'm going to give you a whole
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dollar.
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Can I get a lollipop, too?
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All right.
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But it's going to come out of your
dollar.
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Fine. Jim, I did not walk all night to
have my daughter leave this house
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like a stolen car.
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Well, why don't you just go wake up
Cheryl and have her change Ruby?
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She's awake.
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What's going on?
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Oh, my God.
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Cheryl. Cheryl.
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You're going to ruin the big Mother's
Day surprise.
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Yes.
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All right, nobody come out now.
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We're still in the original plan.
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All right, why is Ruby dressed like
this?
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me out to breakfast mommy okay sweetie
well why don't you
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go inside so who wants to go first
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how about the one my daughter calls
mommy wearing my husband's pedometer
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okay um okay cheryl you know how
sometimes you meet a really cute
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guy and you lie about your age
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about my age, so points for me. There
you go.
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All right, but why is she wearing your
pedometer?
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And why are you wearing my robe?
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This is my robe. Well, I think you
answered your own question then. Jim.
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What? I did his walking for him in
exchange for Ruby.
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I don't believe that was my mother's day
gift. Well, I got a hundred bucks too.
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You rented our daughter?
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Well, it's not like your high morals are
bringing any money into our house.
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I'm sorry, Cheryl.
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I don't know what I was thinking. Oh,
Tina.
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Sweetie, you don't have to lie.
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When are you ever going to learn that
true love? Here we go. Okay, the wise
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perfect Cheryl's going to judge me
again.
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Honey, I'm not judging you.
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And I wouldn't have to if you weren't
afraid to be yourself.
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Cheryl, you don't know what it's like.
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You're not still single. You have the
luxury of being yourself because you're
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married beneath you.
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No offense, Jim.
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None taken. I'm married off.
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Dana, you've got to stop trying to be
me.
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If you keep trying to be Cheryl, you
know what you're going to attract?
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Jim.
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Except no substitutes.
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You know what I think? I think you love
it when I screw up because then you can
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get on your high horse and wag your
little finger at me. That's so not true.
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You keep saying the same thing.
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Well,
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you know what?
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You won. I lost. You are right again.
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Yeah.
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Okay, great. Well, consider it my
Mother's Day present to you.
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Eye contact!
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Everyone in your family throws things
without eye contact.
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Well, look at this.
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Wow, she walked a whole 40 miles.
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She walked 40 miles for this guy?
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Yeah.
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You know, he was a pretty good guy, too.
You should have seen the way he stood
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up against her.
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Like, jerk ex -husband.
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What ex -husband?
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Me, Cheryl.
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Keep up. Keep up.
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Okay.
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So, who are you?
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00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:41,400
Well, um... I'm neurotic.
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I'm a little insecure.
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I'm told I snore.
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I have a little bit of a shoe habit, but
it's under control.
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Mostly. Okay, not at all.
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Oh, and I'm unemployed.
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Well, I think you left out smart, funny,
and beautiful.
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Well, you didn't let me finish.
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Dana, here's your little ruby. Hi. She
wanted to be with a real mom on Mother's
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Day. I'm her stepmom. Try following that
ad.
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Cheryl. You know, I tried to find her
love with gifts and toys, but she would
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have none of it. You raised her too
well.
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I told Michael the truth.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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How was I? Because I did some acting in
high school.
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I'm Cheryl, Dana's sister.
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Nice to meet you. Yeah, you too.
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Well, Ruby, why don't we go?
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So, uh, Jim's really your... Yeah.
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But he's so... I know. And you're so...
Thank you.
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00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,860
All right, buddy.
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Showtime.
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What's Andy doing with Kyle?
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Would you stop renting our kids?
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Doesn't look like Dana's in a fetal
position, so I guess everything's okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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All right, well, let's go home, then.
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The girls really want to make their
jelly bean omelet for Mother's Day for
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Oh, jelly bean omelet. Mm -hmm.
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Great.
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Let's go.
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Oh, come on. I'm kidding, Mom.
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We'll have our table in a minute.
Really? Yeah.
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One condition.
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What? That I walk home.
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Deal.
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Cheryl, Cheryl, that's ten miles.
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00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,060
Don't you know an empty gesture when you
hear one?
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00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,980
Oh, honey, you don't have to walk
anymore.
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Really? No.
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I thought you know an empty gesture when
you hear one.
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00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,600
Well, I just want you to know for
Father's Day, I want a real present.
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We'll stop at the gas station on the way
home.
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