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Carol, that dryer's making that noise
again.
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Thank you.
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Daddy, what do you want for your
birthday?
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My birthday?
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I think I want breakfast in bed, and
then read the paper till dinner.
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Which I'd also like in bed.
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How about a magic tiara?
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That was second on my list.
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Honey, I think I know what you want for
your birthday.
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And what's that?
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A new dryer.
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You know, you never did take the time to
know me well, did you?
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Honey, I've got to run everything
through three times before it gets dry.
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at this. My T -shirt's been in an hour.
It's still wet.
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That wet T -shirt argument works against
you.
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Okay, girls, come on. Let's go to
school.
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Jim, we need a new dryer.
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No.
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Look, when Ruby lost a few teeth, did we
throw her out and get a new kid?
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No, we kept her.
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Now, don't you think a major appliance
deserves the same consideration as one
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our children?
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Jim.
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No, Cheryl. When the dryer breaks, we'll
get a new one.
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Simple. Okay?
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Come on, girls.
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Daddy, how about a gumball machine?
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Somebody's been reading my list.
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I threw in a wrench, two hammers, and
Ruby's lunchbox, and it's still going.
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Why don't you just send your stuff out
like I do?
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Oh, honey, listen to yourself.
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You're still living like you have a job.
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That's right, I'm an unemployed loser.
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Forgotten for five minutes. Thanks for
reminding me.
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Hey, is that the auction site? Yeah,
this is the sports memorabilia site. So
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what do you want to get Jim for his
birthday?
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Oh, God, I don't know. Not that. Go
down.
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Stop! Hey, hey, what's that?
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A Chicago Bears helmet signed by Dick
Buckus. Yeah, he loves that guy. Let's
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that. Okay, now you just need a screen
name so you can start bidding.
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Oh. Oh, hey, hey, how about Charlie A?
Because you used to play Charlie Daniels
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when we were little.
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Oh, thank you.
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Remember Andy and that tube top?
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Yeah.
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Okay, so Charlie A.
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All right, and now you're bidding
against Spiffy Tool 405.
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Okay, go for it. All right.
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Now you're the highest bidder. Oh, I
win. I'm so excited.
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Well, Cheryl, there's still four days
left, so anyone can bid. Oh, come on.
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Who's going to mess with Charlie A.? Who
the hell is Charlie A.? What do you
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mean? For the last three days, I've had
the highest bid on this Butkus helmet,
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and some clown is driving up the price.
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Hey, Jim, will you check on that Full
House lunchbox?
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It comes with an Uncle Jesse thermos.
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He made lunch cool.
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Well, Charlie, it's time to separate the
men from the boys.
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Oh, no, you just got outbid by 52405.
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What?
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52405. That's probably his weight.
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I can just see him sitting there
scratching his belly eating a jelly
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I'm today.
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Man, this Charlie ain't outbid me again.
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Well, I think I know what the A stands
for.
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Why don't you go outside and make a
friend, fatty?
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I got to change my tactic.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to cozy up to him.
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You know? Give him the back off, then
the helmet is mine.
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How's it hanging?
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How's it hanging?
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How's what hanging?
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He thinks you're a guy.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you doing?
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I'm writing him back.
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Charlie A.
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Huh? Once I'm his buddy, this 400 -pound
geek, desperate for any sort of human
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contact, will just hand the helmet right
over.
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You have issues.
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay, what should I write?
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All right, well, you're writing as a
guy, so think of the lowest common
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denominator. What would Jim say?
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That's easy.
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Hey, how about that game, I think?
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What game?
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Oh, come on. There's always a game
somewhere.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, that was a good game. Oh, that was
a great game.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I hear you, my man. You marry them, and
right away they try to change you.
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Are you still writing Spiffy Tool 405?
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Yeah. Is this how... as good as mine.
Men are so stupid.
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So are you guys becoming friends?
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How could we not?
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We've both been kicked out of bowls
games for mooning the ref, and our
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beer is the next one.
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You're not going to, like, go out
cruising for chicks together, are you?
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No. Being a guy is fascinating.
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tells me stuff he would never tell his
wife. Like what?
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Oh, get this.
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He buys sports memorabilia off the
internet and he hides it from her in his
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cabinet in the garage.
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God, that poor woman.
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Oh, please. She's a sap.
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Tell him an off -color joke. Guys love
those.
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Oh, I don't know any.
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You don't know any? No.
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You married an off -color joke. I got a
great one about a sailor.
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parent who meet the pope i heard it at a
gas station oh
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okay i get it the parent's jewish right
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what
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Just the corner.
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I threw up on an anthill. Oh, man.
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Hey, you know, Charlie is a runner.
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He runs three miles a day. Do you
believe that?
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Charlie A.? Yeah. Yeah, there's a name I
haven't heard more than 16 times today.
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I thought you were just sizing up those
bows so you could get the helmet.
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I was, I was. Well, you know what? It
turns out we got a lot in common.
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It's kind of nice, you know, having a
friend who's a real guy's guy, you know?
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Oh, come on, you know what I'm talking
about. I mean, like a guy who's married
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with kids and doesn't wear velour
sweats.
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Yeah, but when you run and you're not
wearing underwear, it's delicious.
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Hey,
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you ready?
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Oh, honey, yes, I am starving. Let's go.
You know what, sweetie, it's kind of a
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long drive. Could you use the bathroom?
I don't need to go to the bathroom. Jim.
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Okay.
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My key's right there. Will you grab it?
Oh, yeah.
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Spiffy tool.
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Hey, Cheryl, I heard a great joke today
about a sailor and a parrot meeting the
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Pope.
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You want to hear it?
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No, I think I heard that one. Oh.
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Yeah. Parrot's Jewish, right?
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It's 4 -0 -5.
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4 -0 -5 is April 5th. That's Jim's
birthday.
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How could I be so stupid?
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I don't believe it.
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I'm the sap wife.
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God, this stuff must have cost a
fortune. Look at this Michael Jordan
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basketball.
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Sammy Sosa baseball.
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This ball's green and fuzzy.
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Oh, God, it's an orange.
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I couldn't get a dryer, and yet he's
spending money on this pucky thing
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by Bobby Hall.
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Bobby Hall?
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Cool.
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Wow, your nostrils are flaring.
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You know, you could fit a nickel up
there.
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Yeah, that'll have to wait.
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We have work to do.
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Mommy's teaching us planets.
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Yeah. Oh, that'll come in handy when you
grow up.
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Hey, we still have to do Saturn. You
want me to get another ball out of the
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garage? Yeah, they're in Jim's tool
cabinet.
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You got these balls out of my tool
chest?
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Yeah, yeah. Dana and I were just looking
around in there. We found basketballs,
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baseballs, hockey pucks.
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This is an autographed Michael Jordan
basketball.
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And this so -called moon is a baseball
signed by Sammy Sosa.
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$250, $350 for the basketball. Right.
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Here, you big baby.
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I didn't really paint over them.
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Here.
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You did this on purpose?
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Yes. Well, you know, this is a pretty
lousy way of making whatever point
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trying to make.
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could be worth a lot of money one day,
enough to put our kids through college.
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Oh, I see. So you're going to sell them.
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Why do you always have to push it?
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Jim, why would you hide this stuff from
me? I'll tell you why. Remember I came
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home one time with that Ryan Sandberg
rookie card that I bought? You said I
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throwing my money away.
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Well, you took all the fun out of me
throwing my money away.
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So in the future, keep your hands off...
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Ropes, if you just told him that you
were Charlie A., you would have crushed
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spirit forever.
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Are you kidding?
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I want to see how he spins it to Charlie
A. I've got a window into Jim's mind.
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You know, all you're going to see is a
wall with three buttons, sleep, belch,
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and fart.
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Okay, now I know it's not till Saturday,
but happy birthday, buddy.
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Your traditional birthday breakfast
burrito.
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There you go.
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Talking to Charlie?
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Oh, well, okay. You know what?
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That's it.
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I put a lot of thought in your special
day. Me and the guys were going to sing
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you happy birthday, but you know what?
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Forget it.
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You know what?
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Charlie was right.
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He said you'd be jealous.
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Why don't you and your best friend
Charlie just run off and get married,
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And do all the things you and I do, like
eat and watch TV and...
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All the other stuff I can't think of
because I'm so upset.
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You were so right about Andy.
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Unbelievable. We had a huge fight last
night and all I can talk about is some
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stupid burrito. Well, Cheryl, guys never
talk about what's bothering them. You
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gotta draw them out a little. Speak
their language.
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Oh, right.
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Right.
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Wives, huh?
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Right.
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Can't live with them?
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But if you don't, they take half your
stuff.
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I hear you. The wife and I really got
into it last night. Yes, we're in.
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Mommy, the toilet won't stop.
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Yeah, Dana, would you handle that for
me?
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I gotta get a job.
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So, what was the fight about?
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Well, I wouldn't spend money on a new
dryer.
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And then she found my sports stash.
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So what?
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You make the money.
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God, it hurts just to type that.
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Yeah, apparently.
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We both, quote, contribute equally, end
quote.
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Laugh out loud.
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Well, you know what they say about
women.
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What's that?
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Sometimes it's better to just buy them
the damn dryer and shut them up.
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You think I'm being hypocritical?
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Maybe a little. And hypocritical is
spelled with a Y.
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You sound like my wife.
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Please, don't insult me.
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Ha. Ha.
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Well, actually, that's a compliment.
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Cheryl's a great woman.
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Sometimes I don't know what I did to
deserve her.
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The only thing I can come up with is
when I was ten, I gave a hobo half a hot
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dog.
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I mean, I guess I've done other good
stuff, but that's the one that really
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stands out.
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You know, why don't I let you outbid me
on the helmet?
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That way you can bring it home and show
her who's boss.
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No.
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You gave me good advice.
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Thank you.
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You take it.
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Okay, gotta go.
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I'm attaching a video of a monkey
kissing a goat.
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I'm gonna need a plumber.
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Andy, I could use a little hand here.
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Oh, really?
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You want my help?
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All right.
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Ow! Oh, no can do.
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I got a Charlie A. horse.
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Christmas and happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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Oh,
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don't move. I'll be right back. All
right.
258
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That is fascinating.
259
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It is your birthday, and yet you bought
Cheryl a present. What would make you do
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something like that?
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Well, it's nothing.
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It was on sale at Lazy Owl, so I got it.
Oh, by the way, they're looking for a
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clerk, so I brought an application for
you.
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give it to you at your party, but I
couldn't wait. Happy birthday.
265
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Thank you, honey. You didn't have to do
anything. I told you I'd be happy if you
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and the kids just left me alone for a
night.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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This is a Dick Butkus signed helmet. I
know.
271
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You know, I was bidding on one just like
this. No, you were bidding on this one.
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Spiffy tool 405.
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You mean, you're Charlie, eh?
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Well, well, well.
275
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What a delicious little twist to our
story.
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He's taking us to all the PGO tunnel
pools for your birthday.
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Honey.
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Come on, honey. I didn't mean to hurt
you.
279
00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:55,870
Look, I was just mad about the dryer,
and then I found out you were hiding all
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that stuff, and so I deceived you.
281
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Yeah.
282
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I'm not mad about you deceiving me.
283
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I've deceived you so many times, I guess
I was due.
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Jim.
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Can I ask you a question?
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No.
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Why is it you shut down around me, but
you can pour your heart out to some
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stranger on the Internet?
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Because it wasn't a stranger.
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He was my friend.
291
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And you know me, I don't got that many
guy friends.
292
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That is not true.
293
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Oh, come on.
294
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You got Andy and the cheese sample guy
at the supermarket.
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Really? Yeah.
296
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Honey, I just small talk with him while
I'm eating the cheese. When the cheese
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is gone, so am I.
298
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What do you want me to do?
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I don't know.
300
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I miss Charlie.
301
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But, Jim, you don't have to. Charlie's
right here.
302
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It's a little different. How?
303
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Well, Charlie's got boobs now.
304
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Why?
305
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Come on, just ignore him.
306
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Okay, okay, look.
307
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All right, how about this?
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Talk to me like I'm Charlie, okay?
309
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Just look me right in the eye.
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The eyes, Jim.
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Hi.
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You got blue eyes. Oh.
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They're really pretty.
314
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Thank you.
315
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They scare.
316
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That blends right into your neck. It
goes right back to where it was at.
317
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:42,410
Okay, how about this? If I make it
again, you have to forgive me.
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And what happens if you don't? Well, you
still have to forgive me.
319
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And you have to wear my underwear on
your head when we go out.
320
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It's so ridiculous. I'm not doing that.
321
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,630
Well, Charlie A would take that bet.
322
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So in this application, can I put you
down as a reference?
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Yeah, um, I don't think so.
324
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All right, hey, we ready for a touch?
325
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Almost.
326
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What are you doing?
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At least they're dry.
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