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Honey, use the one upstairs.
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Greasy's in there.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Well, you're gonna have to wait.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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I gotta go to the bathroom. Ruby.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Quiet. I gotta go to the bathroom.
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I gotta go to the bathroom. Fine, fine,
fine.
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You know who's gonna love this story?
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Your prom date.
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Not right now. I'm in the middle of a
turf war.
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Are you having a snowball fight with the
Flynn kids again?
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Yeah. They wanted five bucks a piece to
shovel the driveway. When I refused,
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they attacked me.
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Then who shoveled the driveway?
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They did.
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Jim, you stiffed them?
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Stiffed them.
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Or taught them a valuable life lesson.
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Actually, Flynn had me pinned down, so I
rolled into a ball for protection.
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That's how the armadillos do it.
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Oh, man.
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I'm wet.
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Hello?
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Oh, yes, hi.
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Hey, you know what hit the spot right
about now?
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Steamy mug of hot chocolate.
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Marshmallows, whipped cream, love ya.
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Yeah, well, we're out of hot chocolate.
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Oh, okay.
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On a day like this, Mom always had some
ready, but you're not Mom, are you?
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Wait, you know what?
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I think we do have hot chocolate.
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Really? No.
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You are Mom.
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All right.
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Thank you very much.
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Hi, who was that?
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Oh, nobody.
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I just beat out four other contractors
for a big job.
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Oh, that's bad.
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The client is Daryl Bachner. I went to
school with him.
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So that's why I'm a little hesitant
about getting in bed with him.
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Honey, that's an industry term for, you
know, working together.
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I mean, I don't really want to, you
know, sleep with a guy.
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Oh, darn.
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I thought I'd finally be able to cross
that off my fantasy list.
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No, Daryl was one of those guys that
always had everything, you know?
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He was cool. He had the coolest car. He
was really popular.
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You know the type.
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Hell, you were the type.
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Yeah, I was. Yeah, you were.
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All right, he wants us to go out to
dinner with him tomorrow night.
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I guess I can find a way to cancel.
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Honey, he said this was a big job. We
should go.
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I don't know, honey. It's just going to
be one giant infomercial about him and
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his accomplishments.
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Well, and I'll be right next to you
talking about your accomplishments.
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Hey, and I'll look resplendent.
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But... That's a good thing.
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Okay. All right, we'll do it. Oh, boy,
it sure feels good to get out of those
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wet clothes.
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Andy, you know you don't live here,
right?
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That's why I have the towel on.
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I would have given them the $250 ,000
even if they hadn't named the stadium
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after me.
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You know, they named the sandwich after
Jim at the lunch wagon.
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Really?
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Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not really...
It's more of a melt than a sandwich.
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But if you like fried bologna and
sauerkraut, then the big Jim is your
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Buckner.
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Konnichiwa. Would you excuse me? I have
to take this. It's my broker in Japan.
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The big gym?
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Well, honey, you're so proud of it.
Honey, I am proud that Kyle did a boom
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in a big boy toilet, but I didn't bring
any pictures.
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Who are you calling?
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Andy. Andy.
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Will you do me a favor and call me right
back?
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Why? What movie?
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Oh. Bruce Willis is a ghost and he
doesn't know it.
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Sorry about that.
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It's all right. I am getting way too
global. Oh, I know the feeling.
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Hey, I'm on a toast.
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Sure. To our upcoming collaboration.
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My work on my new home turned out to be
stunning. That's your wife. Oh, great.
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Thank you.
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That never stops.
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Hello.
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Oh, yes, councilman.
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A como stay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He's a busy man.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, Jim was telling me that you
two have been married for eight years.
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Eleven and a half, yeah.
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That's great.
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I'm divorced.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, no, you gave me a
great reason to move back home. Oh,
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well.
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Do you know of a decent place to buy a
suit around here?
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Oh, yeah, Kispy's on Oak. Is that where
Jim goes?
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Oh, just once. He got in a fight.
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Yeah, no one had ever measured his
inseam before.
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You know, I'm really not good at picking
out clothes.
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Yeah. Hey, you want to come with me?
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I'll buy you some dinner, and we can
make a night out of it.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, we'll have to pick a night when
Jim's free, but that'd be fun.
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No, I was thinking it would just be the
two of us. You know, you and I.
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Just me?
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Oh,
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I don't think my husband would like that
very much.
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Well, you don't tell him.
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Oh, no, no, no, Councilman. Honestly,
that's why I'm here.
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Okay, via condote.
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Truth or dare? Truth.
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Ever eat a booger?
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Yes. Ew!
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Ew!
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Aunt Dana, truth or dare?
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Truth. Who's your boyfriend?
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Well, this guy named Steve.
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But he's not really my boyfriend.
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He should be, though. We've gone out
enough times. But I guess the word
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boyfriend is too stifling for Steve.
What is it with men and commitment?
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Just say dare next time.
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Dumbo shrimp.
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Yay!
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Now remember, those are for eating. I
don't want you dressing them up this
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I'm going to meet somebody and be happy,
right?
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Dana, I told you, just say dare next
time.
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You look upset. What's the matter?
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All right.
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I'm going to tell you something, but I
need you to promise not to tell Jim.
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But Cheryl, Jim is my brother -in -law.
I can't keep secrets from him. I love
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him. Can you imagine?
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All right, listen.
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Tonight at dinner, Jim's client hit on
me.
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What? Jim got up from the table and he
asked me out.
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Oh, my God.
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Why did it have to look so resplendent?
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But you know what? Maybe I'll never see
him again and then I can just pretend it
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never happened.
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So you're not going to tell Jim?
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No. He'll get all jealous and crazy and
do something stupid.
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Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't tell
him. Okay, good. I mean, you don't
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usually tell him when men hit on you,
right?
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Oh, come on.
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You make it sound like it happens all
the time.
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Well... It does.
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What about the deli guy at Dominic's
Grocery?
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Elliot? Yeah. He's in college. He
doesn't even count.
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He does have great arms, though. Oh,
please. What, am I blind?
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Jim?
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Honey, are you awake?
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Jim?
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I need to talk.
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Sure. Why not?
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The guy with the job doesn't need to
sleep.
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What do you want to talk about?
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I don't know. Did you have fun at dinner
tonight?
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Fun? Yeah.
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Well, it was fun, but... I mean,
Bachner's Bachner. What am I going to
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It's just a job. I'll just learn to deal
with it.
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Oh, by the way, he's coming over
tomorrow to prove some plans.
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What?
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Bachner's coming here? Yeah.
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Don't worry, you don't have to do
anything special. Just some chips and
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vacuum and dust. You know, the usual
drill.
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What?
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Okay, honey.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this,
but, um... Tonight at dinner, when you
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got up to use the phone... Right.
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Buckner hit on me.
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I totally handled it. It's fine. Nothing
happened. I just... I thought if he was
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going to come over here, then you should
know.
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Honey, come on. Say something.
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Yes!
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My house, my house, my house. Who's
house, who's house, who's house? My
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my house. I win.
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I win.
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All right.
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Well, I'm off to make more of what fuels
this dream we live.
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You mean the one where my sister marries
beneath her and I have to tolerate the
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guy?
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You know, Dean, I'm running a little
late, so I'm going to call you from the
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with a cutting remark, all right?
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Hey, remember, a boxer's coming. I know.
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What are you going to wear?
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I don't know, Jim.
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Why don't you get yourself something
sexy?
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Jim, this is $20.
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Yeah, I also need some socks.
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All right, girls, Mama wants to talk to
Aunt Dana. Go into the living room and
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watch TV.
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How about not to miss our breakfast?
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Take it with you.
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But we're not allowed to eat in front of
the TV.
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Eat in front of the piano. Go.
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So I guess you didn't tell Jim that
Wagner hit on you last night. Oh, I did.
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did. He jumped up and down, pumped his
fist, and did that thing with his
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Oh, God, the eighth victory dance.
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He's just so excited that Wagner wants
something he has. Me.
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Okay, can I just make this about me for
a second, please? Yeah, go ahead. You
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are already married, and now a
millionaire wants you, too?
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Okay, back to you.
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I mean, I don't expect Jim to beat him
up, but couldn't he just hate his guts
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for a few minutes?
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So what are you going to do when he gets
here?
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Nothing. Only for a couple hours. I
don't want to blow this job for Jim.
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Hello. Oh, hey, Jim.
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Yeah, you got a good one?
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, but I'm not Chinese, so that
doesn't make sense.
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Okay, call me back.
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So what I'm looking for in the media
room is some kind of feared feeding.
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you'd have to hold 15 people. 15? Okay.
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And over here in the domed observatory,
what I really... Oh, I can't stand it.
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This house is the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen, isn't it, Jim?
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Well, the most beautiful thing I've ever
seen is my wife, but... This is okay.
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Okay?
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Look at this. The master bedroom alone
is bigger than this whole house. Well,
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what good is all that space if you don't
have somebody to share it with?
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Am I right?
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I'll move in.
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Yeah.
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I'm an excellent gardener, and let's
face it, Jim's company's going nowhere.
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Yeah, Danny's blood sugar's getting low.
Snack us up.
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You know what? I bet she's going to come
in here all dressed up. Oh, boy.
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I wonder what kind of provocative
ensemble she put together for tonight.
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Swaps?
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How about that, huh?
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Leaving every curve a mystery.
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You're a lucky man, Jim. So, to be fair
to say, you wish you were me?
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What? Thank you.
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Hey, Cheryl, wait a minute.
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Take that thing out of your hair and,
you know...
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Shake your head and do that smile like
you do. I don't want to. Oh, no, come
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honey. You've got to do it. Oh, you've
got to see this. You've got to see it.
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looks like a shampoo commercial. It just
lights up the room. No, come on, do it,
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honey. What are you doing? No, like
this.
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I'm hot.
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I'm hot.
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I'm flipping my hair and I'm looking
sexy and I know it. I'm hot. I'm hot.
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Jim.
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I don't want to do it. Would you let it
go?
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There ain't no taming that, Philly, huh?
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So as your gardener, what's your policy
on nudity in the hot tub?
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Cheryl, what's going on? Come on. Do
that thing with your hair.
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I don't talk like that. Oh, yes, you do.
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Oh, you don't even have me down. You
know, after eight years of marriage.
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in tight leather pants and I paraded you
around a PTA meeting.
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What, I have to stay for the whole
meeting?
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That's not the point.
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The point is that Buckner hit on me and
you don't even care.
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Come on, what do you want me to do,
honey? I want you to be jealous.
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I want it to make you crazy.
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No, I'm not going to be jealous because
I'm not jealous. You don't have to be
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happy that Buckner wants me.
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But I am.
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Honey, remember that car I told you you
had? He had a...
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Beautiful, beautiful Trans Am. And he
would drive it around that town like he
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owned the world. And you know what?
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He did.
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And now it's my turn, baby. I'm in the
driver's seat.
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Are you listening to yourself?
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Now you're comparing me to a car.
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Oh, honey, you're not a car. You're a
person.
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You're a loving, caring, lovely person.
And persons always beat out stuff.
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Congratulations, Jim. Congratulations,
you won. Do you want me to get you a
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trophy? Honey, you're the only trophy I
need.
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What?
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What? I keep saying nice stuff and you
keep walking away.
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I don't get it.
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If Bruce Willis is a ghost, how can the
kids see him?
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Well, it's because he has six percent.
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Where'd that come from?
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The title.
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Whoa.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hey.
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Is everything all right?
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No.
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No, not really.
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Look, I need to say something here, and
this may cost me the job, but I know you
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hit on Cheryl last night.
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What?
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No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
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Oh.
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I see.
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It's a little early in the day for the
twins to be dancing, but my,
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how they do love the dance.
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Andy, Andy, Andy, put the twins away for
a little bit. Go outside. I need a
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minute with them.
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Fine.
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Patience, boys.
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Your day will come.
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Come on.
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Cheryl told me all about it.
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All right. You know, I did.
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You know, maybe I should go.
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Jim, look, I'm sorry. You know, it was
stupid, and I was out of line.
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Well, you came on to my wife, which, by
any rule, you know,
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isn't good.
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But I also treat her like a thing.
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That's up.
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Apparently even worse.
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Cheryl's not a thing.
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I mean, she's... She's everything.
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She's listening at the top of the
stairs.
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Really? Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Oh, man, I am steaming mad!
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That's pretty good. Thank you.
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You want to take a swing at me? Yeah,
maybe I should.
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And you take this back to Studville.
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Hey,
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you really punched me.
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Don't ever hit on my wife again.
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See you Monday?
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Yeah.
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Nine -ish.
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So I'll draw up those plans and talk to
you Monday, huh?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,300
Hey, did someone drop a dollar on the
sidewalk there?
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How much of that did you hear?
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The sincere part.
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And the part for my benefit.
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You know, Cheryl, I dated a lot of women
before I met you.
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I mean, a lot of women.
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Conservative estimates, I'd say...
What's your point, Jim?
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You and I got this really good thing
going.
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Yeah.
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And I'm not going anywhere.
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And you're not going anywhere.
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But I want you to know if there was ever
a moment that I thought that you wanted
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somebody else, I wouldn't just be jolly.
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I'd be shattered.
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Oh, honey, come on. No, I would.
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That's never, ever going to happen. But
you see, understand,
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I know that.
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That's why it doesn't bother me that
guys flirt with you all the time.
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I mean, like the guy who works at the
deli at the grocer.
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00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520
That doesn't bother me.
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00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,480
Who?
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A college kid with the great arms.
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College kid, great arms, isn't... Oh,
the girl with the great arms.
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I'll see you Monday.
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Monday.
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Jim said it.
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Oh, well, isn't that so sweet?
355
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:27,560
Will you enjoy your meal?
356
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,860
What are you doing setting my sister up
for that creep?
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00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,600
You see, it's perfect.
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00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,260
Dana needs a man and Buckner needs to be
punished.
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