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Oh, Ruby, come here, honey. We have to
talk about your birthday.
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Do you want the Little Mermaid,
Cinderella, or Snow White?
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I want a clown.
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Are you sure, honey? Because once you
get a clown, you're stuck with him.
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Did I not say that at your bridal
shower?
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They can have Prince Charming.
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Ruby, Prince Charming doesn't just show
up at your door. You have to go out and
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search for him. You have to go to bars,
join a gym. All right, Ruby, come on.
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Let's go make tiaras.
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Now, the first thing to look for in a
prince is no wedding ring.
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Hello.
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Hi, girl.
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Thank you.
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Did you get the plate for Ruby's party?
I sure did.
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What do these look like?
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Jim, how could you get NASCAR plates?
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our place don't go with Disney Princess
Cups? Now it's all mishmash. There's no
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theme. Well, can't no theme be the
theme?
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Okay, well, what's all this?
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Well, those are the munchies you asked
me to pick up.
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Jim, I said scrunchies.
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I want them to go in the goodie bags.
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As usual, nothing gets done right unless
I do it.
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Hey, just because it wasn't done your
way doesn't mean it was wrong.
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Yeah, Jim, it kind of does.
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What's a scrunchie?
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It's a cloth -covered hair ornament with
gentle elastic designed to aid in the
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twist and loop of a ponytail.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's a stumper for you. What are
testicles?
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Tap!
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Oh, baby.
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Cheryl, hey.
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Wake up.
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What, are you still sleeping?
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You don't look so good.
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Put some makeup on.
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Cheryl, come on. You're not even trying
anymore.
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Jim, I'm sick.
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My throat hurts. I've got a temperature.
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Oh, honey.
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I can't be sick today. It's Ruby's
birthday.
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You are burning up. Let me get you a
couple of aspirin. Oh, thank you, honey.
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Oh, I can't believe I'm going to have to
cancel her party.
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Yeah, don't you feel silly about making
such a big deal out of NASCAR plates?
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Mommy! Am I seven now? Oh, yes, you are,
my big birthday girl.
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How many hours till my party starts?
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Oh, so don't sit too close to Mommy,
okay? I'm sick.
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Um, honey, I am really sorry, but I
don't think I can do your party today.
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No, you...
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Oh, honey, I wish I could. I don't want
to get all the other kids sick.
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Can't Daddy do it?
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That is so cute.
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What's cute?
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He thinks he can do the party without
me.
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No. Honey, that's not Daddy's thing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, not my thing?
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Cheryl, flossing may not be my thing.
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Judging Amy may not be my thing.
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Flushing a toilet may not be my thing.
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But throwing a little party for my
daughter, Cheryl, that's my thing. Jim,
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I'm serious.
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It's a lot of work. There's a whole list
of things that goes into throwing a
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party like this.
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What's this?
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It's my party book.
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Scared?
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I'm not scared of books. I just prefer
movies.
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Come on, I can do it.
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Ruby, hi. Your father will take care of
everything.
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And this may surprise your mother, but I
am perfectly capable of taking care of
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my children. Head! Oh!
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She's fine, she's fine. She's just a
little clumsy.
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Oh, poor Gracie.
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Feeling a little left out today because
Ruby's getting all the attention?
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Oh, don't worry.
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Your birthday's in like what?
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Seven months?
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Seven.
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Wow. That must be like a lifetime to
you.
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No great comeback, princess?
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I didn't think so.
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You put a cupcake on my chair, didn't
you?
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That's right, princess.
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Did I hurt you?
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I'm so short.
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Hey, are you supposed to be in bed?
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Yes. What are you doing down there? Are
you checking on me?
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No, honey. I always like to take a walk
right after I throw up.
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Honey? What?
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You didn't even write the girls' names
on the goodie bag.
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No, they're all Brittany or Ashley. What
difference does it make?
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You can't just wing it.
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You know, if you fail to plan, you plan
to fail.
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Oh, great.
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Why don't you shave your head and chant
that at the airport?
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Ta -da!
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Do I know how to make a cake for a
princess or what? Oh, Dana, it's
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Thank you for dressing up. The girls are
going to love that costume.
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Well, I figure if you're going to be a
spinster aunt, you might as well be a
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good one.
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Hey, you finally got some good use out
of that bridesmaid gown, huh?
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All right, I bought you magazines,
tissues, and cold medicine.
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Hey, did you get me mouthwash?
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Oh, maybe not enough.
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So, partay man, anything in Cheryl's
book I can help with?
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Yeah. You can throw it out.
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I don't know if that's a good idea. Last
time you threw out Cheryl's
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instructions, we accidentally drove to
Canada.
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We had a fun time.
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We saw a moose.
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Listen, it's not that big of a deal.
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Come on, it's a two -hour kiddie party.
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We put in a videotape. We feed them some
pizza.
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Pump them full of sugar and let them go.
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Well, hello, Sandy.
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Hey. Oh, hi.
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So, are you ready for nine little girls?
Oh, I don't think I can handle it.
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Oh,
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for me, you shouldn't handle it. No, no,
those are for... Oh! I got you!
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Oh, God, you rascal. Yeah.
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You know, I have to tell you, you are a
great dad. My husband would never stick
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around for a slumber party.
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Slumber party? Yeah.
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You mean as in...
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Slumber party stay all night? Well, with
these kids, it's more like stay up all
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night.
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and then J -Lo showed up at the Versace
party with Ben Affleck on one arm and a
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Cartier bracelet on the other.
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The benefit was to raise money for the
survivors of blah, blah, blah, blah,
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blah.
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The end.
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Well, I'm going to go put the finishing
touches on the cake.
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I wish I was J -Lo.
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Aw, you are, honey. You're just living
in Illinois with no talent and a fat
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husband.
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tell me this was a slumber party. I did.
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When? When I looked you right in the eye
and I said, Jim, Ruby's having a
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slumber party.
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Did you tell me the focus?
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Yes.
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Did you give me a treat?
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No. Well, there you go.
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Cheryl. Whatever, Jim.
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You know, Jim, come on. I just admit
you're in over your head.
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Honey, there's no shame in not being
able to handle a room full of little
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Just go downstairs, call the moms, and
tell them to pick up their kids.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd love that,
wouldn't you?
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What? Oh, this is part of your plan,
isn't it? What plan? Your plan. You win,
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lose. Oh, honey, that's not a plan.
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That's a fact of life.
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All right, that's very funny, Cheryl.
Almost as funny as a little thing coming
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out of your nose.
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You know what?
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I'm going to do whatever it takes.
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By hell or high water, by hook or crook.
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party Gracie has ever had.
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It's Ruby's birthday.
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You just can't let go, can you?
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Is this your card?
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No.
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Yes, it is.
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I promised a hundred.
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There's no a hundred in the bank.
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Oh, Jim.
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Hey, help me, please.
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I got two things, card tricks and
impressions, and they don't strike me as
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Nixon crowd.
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Daddy, when does my party start?
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Oh, real soon, honey, real, real soon.
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Hey, girls, look who's here.
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Ex -President Richard Nixon.
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Would anyone like a glass of Watergate?
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You smell like the hamper.
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Let's go. Cake time. No, no, no, no. You
don't start with the cake. You build to
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the cake.
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Have the pizzas come yet?
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No. Then we build to the pizzas.
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Ah, ah, ah, Jim.
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I have put my heart and soul into this
cake. I was working on it at 5 o 'clock
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this morning, and we don't serve it
until I say we serve it. Stop acting
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princess. I am so not acting like a
princess.
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Oh, my God.
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You butcher.
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What are you talking about? Just
lighting the candle.
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This is not your cake, by the way.
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Cake's still good.
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You asked!
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There are children here! Watch your
mouth!
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We
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do
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this by placing three -quarter -inch
plywood over the existing studs, then
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covering it all with drywall.
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Can you say drywall?
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You don't have a girlfriend, do you?
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Where's Dana? Where's the cake?
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Well, there was some unpleasantness.
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Okay, good to know. I'm going to get
Cheryl. No, no.
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We don't need Cheryl. We're fine. We
only got like 14 hours.
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14 hours?
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That must feel like a lifetime to you.
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Okay, girls.
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What do you want to do now?
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We want to make fairy dust necklaces.
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Yeah, that's not going to happen.
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Tell us a story. A story? What a great
idea.
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Yeah. Why don't you girls grab your
sleeping bags, lie down on them in case
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fall asleep.
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But it's only six o 'clock.
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What's your name?
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Ashley.
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Ashley. Adorable. Common, but adorable.
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That is the cutest watch. May I,
sweetie?
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Aw. Hello, kitty.
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Goodbye, kitty.
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Hey! Hey!
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He's for horses!
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No, what kind of story would you girls
like to hear?
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A princess story.
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No, a rainbow story.
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A story about a pony named Twinkle.
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Okay, I hear scary story.
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Here we go.
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Once upon a time, there was this crazy
guy.
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And he had...
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His fingers.
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And his feet.
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What's his name?
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It doesn't matter.
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Is it Twinkle?
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No, get off it!
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Anyway, they called him Old Fingerfoot.
Yeah.
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And he lived in a graveyard.
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Right where we built this house.
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And he used to ride around on a skeleton
horse.
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Was his name Twinkle?
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No!
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What happened was he was really thirsty
one night, 20 years ago this very night,
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and he wanted some blood and popcorn and
Cheetos and stuff. And so he crept up
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the driveway with his six fingered feet
and he looked in the window and a sharp
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windmill blade ripped off his head.
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So remember, 911 is for real
emergencies, not ghost stories, okay?
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All right. Who dialed 911?
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Joe. Joe who?
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Joe Mama.
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Are you out of your mind telling them
ghost stories?
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Can you do me a favor?
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Can you just tell these little girls
that if they don't go to sleep, you're
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going to put them in jail?
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00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,970
It doesn't work. I've tried it on my
kids.
251
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Daddy, where are we going to think?
252
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Thank you, honey.
253
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:24,330
Okay, entertain him. With what? I'm out
of material. Show him your webbed toe.
254
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,810
I'm usually charged for that. Just do
it!
255
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Everybody's having fun.
256
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Are you?
257
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Well, yeah, I mean... No.
258
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I wish Mommy wasn't sick.
259
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No.
260
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Me too.
261
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,310
You think this is a bad party?
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When I was seven, I didn't even get a
birthday party.
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Why?
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I don't know.
265
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That's ancient history.
266
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Hey.
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Baby.
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I know why we're not having fun.
269
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Because the real fun isn't supposed to
start until the actual time that you
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born, which was 648.
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And what time is it now?
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230.
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Don't they teach you anything in that
school?
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It's 648.
275
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So now the party can begin.
276
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Foo on Andy's forehead?
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Joe.
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Joe who?
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Joe Mama.
280
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I guess she ought to be there.
281
00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:52,890
The house is still standing. Nobody's
missing.
282
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Looks like the party went okay.
283
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:58,470
The party went better than okay.
284
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Every first grader is going to be
talking about it at the drinking
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Monday morning.
286
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,620
It couldn't have been more perfect.
Actually, better than perfect.
287
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,460
What's a better word than perfect?
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Oh, right.
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Me.
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00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,900
Okay, honey.
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I was wrong and you were right. My way
is not the only way. Oh, that goes down
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so smooth.
293
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,040
All right, come on. You go upstairs and
I'll fix you something to eat.
294
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,240
Okay. Hey, did you save me any cake?
295
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,220
Cake? Oh, syrup.
296
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,790
Come on. I'd lit that thing on fire and
host it.
297
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,790
Joe!
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00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:45,530
Okay, girls, breakfast!
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00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,170
Hey, honey.
300
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:50,030
Thank you. You made Ruby's day.
301
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Just doing my job, man.
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00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:59,690
And by the way, you are never allowed to
get sick ever, ever again
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on anybody's birthday.
304
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:04,580
Okay. Except for yours, because that's
your day.
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