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Okay.
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That's it. Give it a try.
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Ooh. Uh -huh. See that, Andy?
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Making magic for 112 bucks.
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Check the balls.
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Ooh.
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Ah.
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Ooh.
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Best part of Christmas.
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Third year in a row and they still don't
know.
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So
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he's
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gorgeous, an amazing dresser, and his
office is right next to mine.
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Gay. And married.
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Cheryl, can you give me a hand? I got
dog crap on my shoe. Look at that. Cary
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Grant's home.
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Oh, okay. Honey, honey, please, outside.
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It was so weird. I thought it was frozen
like the other ones I was kicking.
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I smell Christmas cookies.
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Yeah. Give me one, give me one. And
they're not for you. They're for Marilyn
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Cranis.
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Marilyn Krannis? Yes. As in Mrs. Al
Krannis? Yes.
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Cheryl, we do not talk to those people.
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Come on, not this again. Would you let
it go?
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I don't even remember what started your
stupid feud with Al. 1997, April 2nd. Al
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Lloyd Krannis was redoing his driveway.
He took the excess tar and dumped it in
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the street. I tracked it in the house.
You yelled at me.
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Fourth of July that following year, I
celebrated our nation's birthday by
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putting a bottle rocket in his mailbox.
You yelled at me.
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Then that coming spring, Cranes' dog
defecated on our front lawn.
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I respond in kind.
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And you really, really yelled at me. All
right, all right. 1999.
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Honey, honey, honey, I get it.
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I get it.
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But Marilyn and I are friends, and we
think the two of you are acting like
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babies. Oh, what do you know? Hey, hey.
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Who do you care?
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I know what this is about.
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You want to get invited to Karina's
stupid Christmas party, don't you? Yes,
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do. I do, and it's not stupid, Jim.
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Every year I have to listen to it across
the street, the caroling, the laughter,
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the conviviality. And then I have to
hear about it from all the neighbors,
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just have to nod and smile.
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Well, I'm tired of it. It hurts my neck
and my face.
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Slow down, Cheryl. I think he's still
stuck on conviviality.
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Great. Great.
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So you turn on your own husband, me, and
you bake cookies with ingredients that
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I paid for just to get invited to some
stupid party. Or shall I call it the
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party of betrayal?
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Oh, honey.
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Oh, come on in.
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Hello, Cheryl.
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Oh, you look younger every day. Now,
what is your secret? Well.
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Good lovin'.
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What do you want, Krannus? Oh, to spend
as little time as possible talking to
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you. Do you know what this is?
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The worst ventriloquist act I've ever
seen.
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Then I guess I need a better dummy. Are
you available?
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Wait, wait, wait. Is this the head of
one of your wise men?
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Uh -huh.
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Apparently someone knocked it off when
they backed their red truck into my
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nativity scene.
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I'm sure it was just an accident.
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That's because you put your gaudy
display too close to the curb, which, by
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way, the city owns. You don't own.
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You owe me a new wise man.
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I don't owe you anything. You know that?
In fact, the more I think about it, you
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owe me.
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For what? For the last two minutes
you've stolen from my life.
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Imagine trying to put a price on that.
Oh, oh, oh, that's a good one.
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off my zinger.
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I was going to say price on that. I'll
give you a price on that.
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Shut up!
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No, we're never going to get invited to
their Christmas party.
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Who needs Krannus?
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We can have our own party right here
without the unpleasantness of guests.
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Oh, honey.
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Come on. I really want to go to that
party. You know what?
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I think you could be the bigger man and
you can go and apologize to Krannus.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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No way.
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No, no, I've put too much into this feud
to let it end.
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Besides, Easter's coming up, and in the
spirit of the holiday, I'm going to give
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him an Easter bunny that he thinks is
chocolate.
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Hands have gotten a little snug.
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Amazing how the fabric shrinks just
hanging in the closet all year.
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All right, you're all set. Go change.
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So you're going to play Santa for the
senior center this year? If you've got a
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better way to get 40 widows to sit on my
lap, I'm a leers.
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Hey, Al, Marilyn, come in.
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Al has something he'd like to say to
you. Al?
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Yes, Marilyn and I would be delighted if
you and your whole family, including
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Jim, would come to our annual Christmas
bash.
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Oh, that's... Great, we'll bring wine.
See you there. Hold it, hold it.
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What's with the about face, Cranus?
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Oh, just my way of saying apology
accepted.
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Well, that takes care of that. See you
at the party.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What apology?
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Well, you did buy me a new wise man.
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Surprisingly big of you.
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You didn't!
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Oh, honey, it was the right thing to do.
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You see, this is why they don't have
women in the army.
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Not women in the army.
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They do?
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Grannis, I didn't buy you anything. Oh,
really? In fact, I wouldn't give
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you a piece of gum if your face were
bleeding.
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What? You heard.
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Then I will take that as an ill
-conceived and poorly executed insult.
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That's right, pal. That's exactly what
it was.
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Jim. Can I rescind my invitation to you?
Al, please, don't do this.
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All right, all right, Marilyn.
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Cheryl, you and the rest of your family
are welcome. Oh, thank you. What should
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we bring? Just yourselves.
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Jim, however, should bring an apology if
he wishes to join the festivities.
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Oh, I'll give you an apology. You want
to hear an apology?
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See that, Cheryl?
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First the zinger, then slam the door.
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I can't believe it. You're
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actually going to go to Kranus' party
without me, aren't you? Yes, I am.
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Well, you know what, Cheryl?
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I'm having a cutlery sale 50 % off every
knife in my back.
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Go ahead.
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Oh, come on.
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Look, I wish you were coming with us.
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me on the dress -up shoes.
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A very merry one and all.
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Hey, oh, look at you guys. You look
great. You too.
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Thank you. Are you ready to go? Yeah.
Hey, Cheryl, thanks for inviting me. You
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know, Christmas can be such a vulnerable
and lonely time for some people. Oh, I
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know, honey. Yeah.
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And those sorry losers are going to be
lining up to meet you now. Oh.
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Daddy, where are you coming with us?
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Oh, honey, I'm, uh, I got a bunch of
Christmas stuff to do.
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You go have some fun, all right?
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Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, honey. Bye, sweetheart.
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Bye. Oh.
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Jim, if you change your mind, I'll jot
down directions.
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Andy, it's across the street.
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No, on how to apologize.
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Hey -oh!
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Get out of here.
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There's nothing you're going to do there
that I can't do here by myself.
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Ah.
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This party.
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Mr. Toe.
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I forgot my scarf.
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We were going to stay so tight.
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We were going to stay so
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tight.
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Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God
bless us. God bless us, everyone.
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A merry Christmas to us all, my dears.
God bless us.
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God bless us. A merry Christmas to us
all, my dears.
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Feliz Navidades a todos nosotros, mis
queridos. Que Dios nos bendiga.
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Dios nos bendiga a todos.
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Five golden rings.
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Five golden rings.
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Five golden rings. Five golden rings.
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Five golden rings.
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After she dumped me, she got sick, and
my car broke down.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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What kind of car?
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It's my mom's.
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Who wants punch? I do. I'll get it. Bye.
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I'm telling you, you cannot make those
Buckingham...
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Dallas guards laugh.
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Believe me, I've tried.
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He even made his crazy face.
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Do it, Al. All right.
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Stop, Al.
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Stop. I'm going to wet my pants.
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Who wants to see our new kitchen?
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I hear she has Internet access in her
refrigerator.
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What?
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I don't know.
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, look at you. You've been good boys
and girls this year.
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Well, then why don't you go over there
and grab Santa a cold beer from the ice
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bucket?
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Oh, this is fantastic. I didn't know the
wife hired Santa.
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Huh? Yeah. So, uh, what's the damage?
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Oh.
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An hour.
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An hour. Three hour minimum.
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Okay.
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There you are.
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Mill about and be jolly, whatever you
people do.
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Thanks, sucker.
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Merry Christmas.
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Can anyone here tell Santa what the
final score of the Blackhawks game was?
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in overtime.
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Oh, no.
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Santa had 50 bucks on that game.
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Hi, Santa.
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Oh, my girls, Ruby and Gracie.
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You know our names?
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Oh, yeah. Santa knows everything.
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You know how much the sun weighs?
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You got to see it to hear. You really
want to talk about that?
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Okay, I want a Timmy Talks a Lot doll.
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You got it. How about you, baby?
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I want a pony.
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Okay, I'm hearing two Timmy Talks a Lot
dolls.
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Does it talk a lot?
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Yes, it talks nonstop, just like your
mommy.
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Merry Christmas, my lovely girls.
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Oh, yes.
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Are you allowed to drink beer, Santa?
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What are you, a cop?
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It's great. Except I got my obnoxious
brother -in -law working for me.
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Favor to my sister.
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Hey, Kringle, take a hike. I'm this
close to pay dirt.
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It's your obnoxious brother -in -law.
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Jim? Is that my costume?
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Relax.
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No, no.
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Please, please, tell me you're not
wearing my unitard under there.
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Oh, Jim.
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Oh, shrimp, come back to papa here.
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I'm scared.
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You're getting in that cheese sauce.
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Oh, great. Just like Grannis to put the
good stuff far in the back.
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We've got to clean this off. I'm warning
you.
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This doesn't come out. I'm throwing such
a hissy thing. Oh, I'm so scared.
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All right, all right. Easy. Take it
easy, will you?
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No, no, no. Not in the sink. You'll clog
the drain.
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What are we supposed to do?
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To the toilet.
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What? Yeah.
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Toilet.
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Reminds me of high school.
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Remind me to leave Marilyn a note.
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Will you take it easy?
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Oh, my God, it's gone.
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I'll get you a new one.
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It's a $300 beard.
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I'm not going to pay $300.
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Okay, all right. I'm out of here. No!
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No, no, no. Can you create a spine me
here?
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It's a mess.
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Oh, wow, that's too bad.
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Did you polish the silver?
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If not me, then who, Cheryl?
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Hey, honey, do you know where that space
heater is?
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Space heater? Why do you need a space
heater?
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Well, because you're moving the party
out to the Krenz garage.
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Garage? Yeah.
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Oh, Cheryl, you can't have a party in a
garage.
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Honey, you really don't get it, do you?
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Honey, it doesn't matter where we have
the party. We just want to...
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Stay together and celebrate.
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That's what Christmas is all about.
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So,
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space heater.
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Just wait here for a minute.
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Oh, my God. The spices are in
alphabetical order.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all
the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a
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white horse open sleigh. Hey! Hey!
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Oh,
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Jim, Jim, old man.
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Jim, old man.
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Damn fine.
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Damn fine gesture.
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Having us all over again. I believe I
owe you an apology. And it's not just
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eggnog talking. It's the bourbon in the
eggnog.
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Krennis. Apology accepted.
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And, you know, sending over your plumber
in the middle of the holidays, that's
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first rate. Just first rate.
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Don't mention it, Krennis.
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You know, this time of year, Greenberg's
just sitting around anyway.
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Happy holidays.
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Merry Christmas to you, too.
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Oh, Al.
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Hey, honey.
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Guess what? Your plumber called.
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Yeah. He did. He found the problem.
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He did?
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Yeah. Apparently, Apparently, a Santa's
beard got caught in the pipes.
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That is so weird.
283
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Isn't it? You know what else is weird?
When I told Andy, he got scared and ran
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upstairs.
285
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And it got me thinking. I did it.
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Yeah, so you were the Santa who told
Ruby and Grace they could have Tammy
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lot, doll?
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Yeah. You do know they're $89 a piece.
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What?
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Why don't we take that outside?
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Okay.
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Anyway, I shouldn't have just run off
like that. I mean, it doesn't matter
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kind of car you drive, right?
294
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So anyway, what do you do?
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They test drugs on me.
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All right.
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So why did you finally decide to go to
the party?
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Well, I don't know.
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I just...
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I don't know.
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Could it be that you wanted to be around
people at Christmas?
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No.
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I wanted to be with you.
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I wanted to be with my family.
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Oh, honey.
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Wouldn't it have been easier to just
apologize to Krannus? No.
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Just because it's Christmas, it doesn't
mean I'm a different guy.
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Oh, honey.
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I got news for you. You are a different
guy.
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You opened her home to all those
neighbors, most of whom don't even like
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And now, because of Christmas, they get
to see the great guy I see all year
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round.
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All because of stupid wise men.
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What?
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You said stupid wise men.
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God help us, everyone.
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Oh.
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Close enough.
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It's snowing.
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And Karina's just threw up on the tree.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish
you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good tidings to you wherever you are.
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Good tidings for Christmas.
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We wish you a Merry Christmas.
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