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I can't feel my hands.
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work gave me a free turkey.
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You're welcome.
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Okay,
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you all set?
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Yeah, you give Cheryl the flowers.
Right. And while she's crying tears of
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grab the kids, take them out to dinner,
and you and the missus enjoy each
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other's company.
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What are you doing? She's your sister.
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Yeah, um, oh.
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Hit me.
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Okay. Oh, Cheryl, you're the lover boy's
home.
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Wow.
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Cheryl, what's going on here?
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It's a PTA meeting. It was going to be
at Julia's house, but she's really sick.
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104 fever.
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Oh.
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I thought childbirth had toughened you
people up.
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Well, okay, I'm home now, so you ladies
should go.
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Oh, well, actually, we still have a lot
to cover.
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We're planning the Thanksgiving play.
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Oh.
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Well, come on, Cheryl. We're going
upstairs. Try not to listen and lock up
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you're done.
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Honey. Honey.
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This is Bobby Coker, president of the
PTA.
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Hi, Jim. We met last year at the spring
fair.
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I'm so sorry I had to kick you out of
the moon bound.
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Well, you could have put up a sign that
said for kids only.
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Actually, we thought that was implied by
the giant clown head on top.
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Well, tomorrow night, 7 o 'clock, the
auditorium. And Jim, thanks so much for
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volunteering to build the sets for us.
Who did what? Where? For who? What?
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I mean, remember how we talked about it?
And I was like, oh, honey, it would be
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so great for everybody. And you're like,
oh, honey, I'd love to. I've got my own
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tools and everything. And I was like,
oh, honey, that's great. We'll be back
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just a second.
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How could you volunteer me to build sets
without even asking me? Jim, the
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subject came up and everybody knows
you're in construction. What was I
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to do? You can't volunteer someone
without asking them, okay?
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Jim, you've got to do it. All the other
husbands are helping. I don't care what
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they do, honey, really. I am an island.
I stand alone.
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By the way, island, your fly's down.
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You know what this is about.
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You're obsessed with being liked. No, I
am not. Yes, you are. You stop at stop
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signs. You pull over for ambulances.
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Come on.
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That's ridiculous.
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This is all about you getting in good
with Bobby Coker and that PTA posse. Oh,
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well, fine. I want to be liked. I'm
insane. Lock me up.
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Jim, put the colander in the sink.
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Cheryl.
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Cheryl, come on. I haven't seen you for
two weeks. You've been busy every night.
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When is this Thanksgiving thing going to
be over?
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Traditionally, after Thanksgiving.
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I just want to be alone with you, you
know?
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Just want to reconnect.
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Oh, honey.
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Me too. You know, I actually really miss
you. You know what?
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I miss you too.
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See, you got your flowers. What do you
think that says?
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Oh, you stopped by the cemetery on your
way home?
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We're never alone in this house. We're
never alone. We're never alone. We can't
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connect when we're not alone.
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I promise you. Honey, would you please
help me with the sets?
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Please?
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All right.
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Okay. But I want a plaque put up
somewhere that I did this. Okay. And I
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to say, James.
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Cheryl, we're on refreshments. Oh,
that's my thing.
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Okay, so dinner's ready. I folded the
laundry, gave the kids a bath, and now I
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have a date.
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Oh, my God, I'm turning into Alice from
the Brady Bunch.
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Well, son, it looks like it's just you
and me, huh?
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that face that's i got a poop face isn't
it can you eat with
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that in your pants you
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know guys i'm looking over this
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thanksgiving play and it's it's loaded
with inaccuracies i'm seeing happy
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pilgrims and singing indians you know
what i'm not seeing the truth
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Where's the betrayal of the native
peoples and the raping of their land?
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We're not doing that.
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Oh, right.
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Let's perpetuate the white man's lie.
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Well, well, well, I've found myself a
couple of little worker bees here,
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I? Buzz, buzz, buzz, right, Jim?
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I'm not going to buzz, Cheryl.
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Cheryl, I was talking with Nancy Dibbs
yesterday. You know, she can be quite a
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chatterbox when she's sober.
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We were thinking that next year you
should run for treasurer.
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Me? I don't have any experience.
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Well, you don't really need any. You
just come to the meetings, tell us how
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we've raised, and then we all go to the
mall.
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I can do that.
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Okay, everybody, quitting time.
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Let's have drinks at PJ O'Tonnell Pools.
You coming?
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Oh, you know what? I think I'm going to
finish up these trees here. We're going
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to stick around. We're kind of in a
groove, you know? We are?
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Yeah, yeah. I want the plaque, baby.
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Oh, I guess.
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We're staying. Okay, well, walk up.
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Nancy, why don't you ride with me?
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Okay, I'm out of here. I'm going to
throw back some fuzzy navels with the
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at O -Tut.
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Uh, yeah, Bobby.
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Look, I'm not happy with the direction
of this script. I'm going to have to
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insist you take my name off the program.
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Well, your name isn't in the program.
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I see. This is all one big joke on Andy.
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Who's Andy?
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This is nice.
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Yeah. Finally being alone, huh?
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Yeah, it is.
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Hi, I'm Jim.
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Cheryl, it's good to meet you. Nice to
meet you. Yeah, you're looking good.
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Well, thank you.
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You know what this reminds me of? What?
Remember that apartment you had on
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Sheridan? And we painted it in one day?
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Yeah. Oh, and then we ordered takeout
and ate it by candlelight.
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Yeah. Oh.
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I still think you could have whipped
something up. Oh, God.
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But it was great.
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It was great.
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Yeah, this is nice, huh?
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Yeah, it is.
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It's alone, together.
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Yeah. And you with those convenient
loops on your pants.
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Oh, baby, I love being with you. Oh, you
too.
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Oh, honey!
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What?
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This is a school auditorium.
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This is where Ruby got her Citizen of
the Month ribbon.
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Oh, that's so sweet. Now let's lose the
pants.
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Jim! What?
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Come on, just be spontaneous here.
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When's the last time we were
spontaneous?
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Oh, excuse me.
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Who ordered Gosford Park on paper?
You're at the drop of a hat.
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No, that's right. That was you. Yes. And
now the strong, young cable man is at
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the door demanding payment.
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And me without my checkbook.
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How will I ever settle up?
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I don't know, Jim.
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Shh!
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Call me Brock.
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didn't fool around.
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Where do you think all these Americans
came from?
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Okay, okay, okay. You know what? You
know what? We'll move to a new town and
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start over. People do that.
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We're not moving. Maybe you haven't
noticed, but I don't make friends
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Come on, she saw us.
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It's going to be all over town. Do you
know what people are going to say?
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Same thing they always say. What's she
doing with him?
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Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see. Is it joke
time? Are we joking now?
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I don't care what Bobby Coker thinks or
anybody else.
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I do. I just, I can't believe you don't.
I don't. I don't need to impress
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anybody. It just kind of happens.
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You know, this is all your fault with
your fancy tool belt and your saucy role
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playing.
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If you had brought your checkbook, this
never would have happened.
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Why don't we go call Bobby again?
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Fine. Give her my best.
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Actually, she's already seen my best.
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Hi.
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Dina, are you wearing Cheryl's wedding
dress?
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Mm -hmm.
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So, this is officially a new low for
you, huh?
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Mm -hmm.
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Okay.
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Well, I finally got a hold of Bobby. She
was really cool about it. I told you it
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wasn't a big deal.
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She promised she wouldn't tell anybody.
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Good. Yeah.
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Dana. What?
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A beat off the couch.
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Wait, tell anybody what?
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Bobby Coker and Andy walked in on us
being together maritally.
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At school?
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Yeah.
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Man, you guys are a couple of freaks.
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Yeah, we're the freaks.
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weren't you at work today?
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Because I saw you naked last night with
my sister.
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Andy, we're married.
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We have three kids.
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And here's some news for you. None of
them came from the first try.
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Great. Super.
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I'm gonna go fire a nail gun into my
forehead.
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Hey, Greg, how you doing?
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Oh, hey, Jim.
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I've seen you since the girls' soccer
match. Oh.
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like that, but somebody had to score a
goal.
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So how you doing?
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Since the, you know, divorce, you all
right?
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It was bad for a while, but let me tell
you, I love being single again. It's
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unbelievable.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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I'm getting more action than a broken
slot machine.
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That's great.
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Great. I don't mean to rub it in. I know
what it's like for you members of the
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same old, same old club.
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Hey, Greg, you got it all wrong. I mean,
my marriage is totally hot.
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My wife and I are crazy for each other.
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Please, you don't have to put on the
married people or wild show because I
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front row feed for the last seven years
and I fell asleep.
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Well, let me tell you something. If you
were here last night sitting in that
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front row, you would have been wide
awake and cheering. What are you talking
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about? I'm talking about last night.
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Me and the missus.
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Right here.
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Making Plymouth Rock.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was married.
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It was wild.
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Happy Thanksgiving, my friend.
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Lovely place. That's pretty gutsy. Oh,
we do it all over the place. You know,
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restaurants, airports, the zoo.
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Nice.
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Where's the zoo?
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Well, you know, a gentleman never tells.
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But I'll tell you one thing.
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If those pandas don't breed this year,
it's not from not knowing how.
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thanksgiving and you turn to the
pilgrims and you sing
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change for dinner.
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Okay.
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Bobby, hi. What a pleasant surprise.
Come on in.
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Yeah, I just came by to let you know
we're letting you and Jim go.
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What?
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Well, I would have called, but this is
much more personal, isn't it?
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How can you let us go? The sets aren't
done.
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Well, the committee isn't so concerned
about the sets getting done as they are
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about what's getting done on the sets.
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You promised you wouldn't tell anybody.
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I didn't. I swear, but it's all over the
school. Someone did.
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Oh, this is not happening.
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Listen, Cheryl, we've all been guilty of
severe lapses in judgment.
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Yours is so much worse because it
happened in such a wholesome, innocent
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You've got to understand, Jim, we're not
wild like that. It was just like a one
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-time thing.
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Oh, come on, Cheryl. We all know about
the zoo.
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The zoo?
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I'm sorry, but this administration
cannot afford a scandal.
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I will not go back to baking cookies and
serving punch.
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I've come too far.
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Wow, Cheryl, you and Jim went to the zoo
and they let him out?
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Jim and I didn't do anything at the zoo.
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I just can't figure out where they get
that idea.
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Hey, baby, what's up?
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Anything to anybody at school that might
give them the idea that we were more
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than just casual visitors at the zoo?
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Cheryl, I'd like to renew our wedding
vows.
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You know, we'll invite some friends,
we'll register for gifts, it'll be
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beautiful. Why the hell would you tell
people we did all that stuff? Ah, was
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that Greg, that loud mouth. He was
mouthing off about how we were boring
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people. That was just offending us and
the institution of marriage.
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By telling them we did it behind
Plymouth Rock?
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Can you think of a better example?
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Clearly you did.
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The zoo.
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Well, that was kind of a stretch.
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I was thinking about the time, you know,
the dog was under the bed. Ow!
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Well, a house is like a zoo. I mean,
there's people running around all the
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and never alone.
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So basically...
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Yes. You started bragging because you
didn't like the way Greg saw you. Of
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course. I see. So you were just worried
about what he thought of you. Yes. Uh
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-huh. Oh, crap.
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Danny, whatever happened to, I am an
island, I stand alone?
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I don't talk like that. Oh, yes, you do.
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That's not even the point.
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The point is I would never sell out your
reputation to beef up my own.
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Cheryl, I wasn't trying to hurt you.
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It was just a guy thing. Come on. Well,
Jim, thanks to your guy thing, I can't
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show my face at my own kid's school.
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You know, Jim, I really enjoyed working
on that Thanksgiving play. Well, so did
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I. Well, now the audience is going to
look up those crappy unfinished sets,
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they're going to open their programs,
and they're going to see my name.
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Cheryl?
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What?
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If anybody asks, we had a quickie in a
hot air balloon last week.
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I am very miffed at you. Bobby, don't
worry. I'm just picking up my
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paintbrushes. I'm not going to sleep
with anybody.
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No, I'm miffed at you because you didn't
tell me how spectacular you are.
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You
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must
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have stayed up all night. night to get
this done oh well i'm so sorry i let you
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go would you consider being in charge of
our christmas pageant this year the
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christmas pageant why i thought that was
only for the fifth grade moms our first
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meeting is backstage right after this
turkey is over pun intended you
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know actually um i really don't i don't
want to take on another big job right
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away you know the truth is i i miss my
family
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Oh, well, then I guess you don't want to
be treasurer that badly.
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I guess not.
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Well, if at any point you decide to
change your mind, it's too late.
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Okay, everybody, let's take ten.
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Fifteen for board members.
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Hey. Wake up.
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Hey.
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Hey. Oh, honey.
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I thought you just got up early to go to
work. I can't believe you're here all
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night doing this. Oh, well.
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You know, Andy did help.
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Yeah. And when he snuck into the
principal's office and said naughty
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the piano.
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Oh, honey.
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You did an amazing job on the set.
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Well, thank you.
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Oh, amazing.
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You know, when people open the program
tonight and see your name.
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I want him to say nice things about you.
Oh, thank you.
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Honey, would you do me a favor and not
tell people what we do in the privacy of
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our own public school?
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Okay.
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From now on, I'll just brag about how I
have you as a wife. Okay.
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Not how I had you as a wife.
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Thank you, honey.
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Hey, did I leave my hammer in? Oh, for
Pete's sake.
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outside the teepee so people know you're
in here. Get out!
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And Samuset told the pogroms he would
help them hunt and fish and survive in
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new world.
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If only he knew he had just signed his
death warrant.
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It's a gutsy script, Anthony.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wait till they see my black Jesus at
Christmas.
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