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Hello. Hello.
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I'm a Swedish stewardess who is, uh,
lost and dirty.
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Can you face me and tell me all about
your American football, huh?
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Yes.
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I just have to ask my... Cheryl?
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It's okay.
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Really?
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You deserve it. Go.
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I'm very, very dirty.
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Let's go over this one more time because
it's very crucial.
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Kyle, stop playing with your food.
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Kyle, just don't stick it up your nose,
all right?
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Okay, girls.
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Who's taking you to your first Bears
-Packer Monday night football game?
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The greatest daddy in the world.
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That's right.
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And what is this more important than?
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back when Kyle can talk, right? Right.
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What's in the dryer?
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Oh, that's my lucky game day jersey.
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I like it toasty and warm.
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Because when I put it on, I feel like
I'm getting a hug from the whole team at
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once.
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Oh.
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Oh, honey.
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You put my jeans in the dryer.
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Oh, man, I can barely get my big butt in
them as it is.
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Joe, your butt isn't big. Oh, come on.
Are you kidding? Look at it. It's like
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two hams.
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I liked it even before you compared it
to hams.
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Just please don't put them in the dryer
anymore, okay?
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I have a mind to stop doing housework
altogether.
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All right, girls, get your jackets on.
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Hey! Dana,
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will you tell your sister her ass isn't
big?
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But you are big, Jim.
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Okay, honey.
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Now, listen, I know how rowdy you guys
get at these football games, so... If
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could please watch your language in
front of the girls.
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Ooh, muzzle getting a little tight,
milady.
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All right, Andy, you too.
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But, Cheryl, I'm street.
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Street's about keeping it real.
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Hey, Andy, I'm putting in these juice
boxes you like. Oh, goody.
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You know, Cheryl, I'm going to try not
to curse, but by that time of the game,
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I'll be so drunk.
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I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding.
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For the girls?
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Okay, girls, let's go kick some gosh
darn
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Packer Teaster.
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It's just not the same one. I know.
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Just try to set a good example. A good
example? The man eats in the john.
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Excuse me for being efficient.
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Honey, they're right out in the field
right there.
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They're not bears.
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They're vampires.
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They're not eating honey.
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Oh, come on! Where's the defense?
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Ah, you bunch of... Who we had?
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First down!
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Bears suck!
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Daddy, he's saying that word.
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I know, honey. He's a Packer fan.
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He can't help himself.
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It's all that cheese they eat. It backs
up their system. They get really weird.
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The bears are a bunch of damn bugs!
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Hey, shut up, cheese head!
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Now, just watch your mouth, huh? I got
my little girls here, okay?
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Yeah, okay, whatever.
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Hey, O 'Lucker!
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You suck!
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That's it, that's it. Whoa, Snape,
you're on parole.
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You don't want to end up back in the
joint.
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Oh, so sorry. I didn't mean to insult
your precious girl, O 'Lucker!
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What did I just say?
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You can't watch... Welcome to my stadium
and talk like that. Oh, yeah, because
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this is your stadium. You got that
right.
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Oh, because I didn't happen to see the
sign out front that said, Welcome to Big
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Jackass Field.
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What? Oh.
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Excuse me.
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Nobody.
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Girls, come on. Just shut it down.
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What are you guys doing home so early?
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Oh, well, you know what? We got up to
get the girls some cotton candy because
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they love it so much and I'm such a
great dad, you know?
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And then I noticed that they were kind
of cold and tired.
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And so I thought, why push it? You know,
because I'm a great dad.
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Okay.
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Girls, did you have a good time?
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You know what?
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They lost their voices cheering for the
bears.
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I'll do it, honey. I'll do it. Go on,
girls.
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You know what?
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Right now, they're kind of in a daddy
place.
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You know, from the bonding at the game
and because I'm such a great... Great
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dad, yeah.
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You picked up on that, too, didn't you?
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Okay, girls, I'll be right up. Good
night, my pumpkins.
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Night!
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I snapped back so fast when they're that
age.
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So, you left the game early?
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Yes, you know, fatherhood first,
football fans second.
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Man, you are looking pretty good in that
robe, baby.
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Ew. Ow!
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What are you doing? Oh, God. What is...
Ow! What is this?
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Cheryl, can we please have some mystery
in this marriage?
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Ow!
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Look at the... You pulled my hair on my
arm.
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Those are the hot movies opening this
weekend. And with that... Here's Mark
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Giangreco at the sports desk. Mark? All
right, Janet, thanks a lot. Well, I'll
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tell you, it was a low -scoring game
tonight between the Packers and the
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but the real action was in the stands.
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Look at these two guys. They don't know
the meaning of the words timeout.
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Should have had this guy down on the
field tonight.
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What was that? Well, at least someone's
fighting for the Bears.
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Sign them to a 10 -day contract and see
if you can help out their defense.
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I mean, am I watching a gladiator or a
football?
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Let's see that in slow -mo.
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That's a 15 -yard penalty for illegal
contact with styrofoam cheese.
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Oh, that's got to hurt.
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F4 Packer fan is going to feel it in the
morning.
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You know, all we need is a guy with a
chili hat.
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That's me.
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Jim,
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how can you get into a fight in front of
the girl?
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Easy.
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You were not the... Here, Cheryl.
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Okay? You don't know what happened.
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I'm done. I'm done. No, no, no.
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You're judging me. Hey, hey, hey. You're
right. You're right. I am right? You're
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right, honey. I don't know what
happened. That's right.
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So why don't you tell me? What did he
do? Did he harass Dana? Did he threaten
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the kids? No, no, no. No? Well, then
what happened?
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He called me a name.
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He called you a name? A very hurtful
name.
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What name?
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Um, Fatty? No.
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Baldy? No.
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Jackass? It is not important!
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The point is, is that that guy was trash
-talking in front of our little angels.
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The little ruby and the little black
one. Gracie.
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I am a good example.
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Come on. I don't smoke. I've never been
in jail. I look great in corduroy.
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Oh, come on.
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You just admitted you were wrong.
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Please, please, Cheryl. I'm not going to
admit I was wrong. I was not wrong at
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all. Oh, come on. No, no, no. You
weren't there. You're really hurting my
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feelings right now. I'm starting to get
hurt. Hurt.
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Hello. Oh, hey, Anthony. How you doing?
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Yeah, I really nailed it. Well,
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thank you. Thanks for calling. That was
really nice of you.
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Okay, bye -bye.
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FYI, that was Anthony. He just saw it on
TV. He thinks I'm a hero.
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Who's Anthony?
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Anthony was on my bowling team.
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The one under house arrest?
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Jim! What? Why couldn't you just call
security? That's what civilized people
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Honey, the football stadium is not
civilized.
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It's ancient Rome.
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It's where men act the way men are
supposed to act.
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Pushing and shoving and peeing in
troughs.
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Well, thank you, honey. Thank you for
insisting on taking our little angels
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there. Well, I got snow cones, too.
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Well, hey, Andy.
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Really?
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Really? What channel?
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Okay, okay, bye.
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Guess what?
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They got a name for me now.
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The Packersmacker.
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That's just great. My friend Julia is
married to a surgeon. I'm married to the
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Packersmacker.
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Look here. Channel 2.
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Packersmacker. Channel 7.
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Packersmacker.
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Channel 9.
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Hostage situation.
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It does to where girls need to see their
daddy fighting.
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I think it shows them that their dad is
strong and will protect them. No, no. It
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shows them a role model who solves
problems with violence.
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Where do you get that?
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What, do you think our kids are like
little sponges? They soak up everything
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do? No, Jim. I think their teacher
taught them how to burp the alphabet.
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And do they not read better?
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Give me that. Don't.
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You better change your attitude, baby.
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If you want to be Mrs.
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Packersmacker, it's got to change.
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Yeah, yeah, Penny, I'll give him the
message.
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Oh, well, he's a hero to me, too.
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Yes, well, you know, he belongs to the
world now.
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Yeah, yeah, I was being sarcastic.
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Yeah, good ear.
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Can you believe it?
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gonna go right to his head. Yeah, it was
bad enough when he got his picture in
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the paper for riding that pig.
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Ugh.
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Look, I agree with you that Jim
shouldn't have fought in front of the
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do you really think this is gonna
permanently scar them?
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Well, who knows?
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Do you remember when Dad took us to see
The Exorcist? I still have trouble going
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to bed sometimes.
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Well, of course you do. You sleep with
Jim.
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Oh, all right.
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That's it. That's it. No more phone
calls.
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just unplug those things now ladies
please direct your attention to the man
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behind the front door weighing in at a
belt 190 pounds
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sixth grade the pride of chicago
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the packer smacker the man they call
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Jim is a registered trademark of Jim.
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You know, Cheryl, I know the world is
wrong and you are right.
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But if that's true, what's with the
cheese?
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You should have seen him at work. Guys
were coming up, having him sign boxing
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gloves and giving him cheese.
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You know, because of the whole cheese
head thing.
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Yeah, and I got a call from the Oval
Office.
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Yeah, I mean, not the real one. You
know, the gentleman's club off Ashland.
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All right, fine.
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Fine, Jim.
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I'm wrong, and you and the rest of the
world are right.
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Just hit whoever you want. Grab your
crotch. Curse like a sailor. Who cares?
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It's just our kids.
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You know what?
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It is far more important for you to be
right than to be a good example.
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Oh, come on, Cheryl.
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Everybody's a winner.
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Look, I fought that jerk. He went home a
hero.
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I'm a hero.
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Nobody got hurt.
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And we got enough cheese to get through
the long, cold Chicago winter.
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Please, what's the big deal?
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Mommy! Mommy!
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What, baby?
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Mommy, punch me in the face!
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Oh, no, let me see.
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Oh, honey, her nose is bleeding.
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Oh, that's the big deal.
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Come on, Gracie, let's get some boo -boo
cream for your ouchie. Yeah. Just don't
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bleed on Auntie Dana's shirt. It's Dolce
& Gabbana.
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Where are you going?
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Don't take this the wrong way, but I
have to distance myself from you right
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Hey. Hi, Daddy.
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So, what happened?
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She said I eat poop burgers.
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Come on.
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What are you doing here?
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She made me mad, so I punched her. But
you can't do that, honey. You did it,
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everybody clapped.
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That's totally different.
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Why?
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It's a very simple why, honey.
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He's not my sister.
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So I can punch somebody else? No, you
can't. Why?
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Because you just can't. Why?
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Okay, but this is the last why.
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No matter how right you think you are,
you should never punch anybody.
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Even if when you punch them, you think
that you were right
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when you punched them.
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You understand?
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No.
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Well, I'm a little confused by this
myself.
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Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
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Okay, here it is, honey. You punched
your sister.
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Okay, did that feel good?
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No. Okay.
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Now, you wish you hadn't done that?
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Yeah. Okay, well, that's the reason
right there.
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It's the reason why you can never punch
anybody.
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Okay?
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All right, then.
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Now, you just sit here and do whatever
it is you do, you know, when Mom's
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punishing you.
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She makes me candy.
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What, am I new here?
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Daddy?
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Yeah? Do you wish you hadn't punched
that guy?
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Yes. Hey.
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Hey. I just thought everybody would like
to know that Gracie is going to be
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okay.
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Now, is there something you girls would
like to say to each other?
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I'm sorry.
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You don't eat poop burgers.
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That's my girls.
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You want me to read to you?
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Yeah.
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And Benny looked at his friend Turtle
and said, Have you seen my house?
289
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No, I have not seen your house, said
Turtle.
290
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Then can I stay at your house after,
buddy?
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Gerald, it's those damn violent
cartoons.
292
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I mean, you got pigs hitting ducks and
rabbits without pants.
293
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I mean, it's a recipe for mayhem.
294
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You know, wherever we go, we're parents.
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And our kids are watching us, trying to
figure out how to live their lives.
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Okay, I get it.
297
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I really try to be aware of the message
I'm sending. I try to set good example.
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And you know, you should too.
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Good example. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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All right, girls. Dinner.
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Good. We're done.
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And you know, honey, if you ever find
yourself in a situation where you don't
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know what to do, you know how that is.
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I want you to go ahead and ask yourself,
what would Cheryl do?
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And then you do that. Okay?
306
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Okay. Okay. I'll do that.
307
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Hey, girls. Guess what?
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We have a special treat for dessert.
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Hot Fudge Sundae! Yay!
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I don't want any, Mommy.
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00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,320
Oh, baby, what's wrong? Does your nose
hurt when you chew?
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00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,300
No, my butt's too big.
313
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What did you say, honey?
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Whatever you want.
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All right, girls. Now, go wash your
hands.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute, Cheryl.
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Two hands.
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Help me out here.
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I seem to recall someone in this house
saying the exact same thing.
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Someone who sets a good example.
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Jim. No, not me.
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I think it was you.
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You know what it is?
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It's those damn fashion magazines.
327
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They set such unrealistic standards.
328
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,410
You know, I'm going to go write a
letter.
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Honey, honey, honey, honey, it's okay.
It's okay.
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It happens.
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But, you know, the next time you're in a
situation where you find you don't know
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what to do, ask yourself, what would
Cheryl do?
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And then don't do it.
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