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Hello. Good afternoon, officer.
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That is a fine bike you got there,
Indian.
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Full dress, V -twin, five -speed police
pursuit model, otherwise known as my
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office. You know you rolled through that
stop sign back there?
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Okay, well, I'll stop twice for the next
one.
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Is that humor, sir?
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Are you a funny boy?
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No.
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No, not at all, sir. License and
registration, please.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you know what?
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I just got this meatball hoagie, and
there's no way that I'm going to finish
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this whole thing.
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I find that hard to believe.
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Tell you what.
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I'm just going to set it right here on
the dashboard.
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I'm going to look the other way.
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Hmm.
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I smell a bribe.
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Out of the vehicle, sir. What? Hands up.
Out.
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Out of the vehicle right now. It was
just a sandwich.
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What are you going to do?
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The human body has exactly seven
cavities. I am trained to search every
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shut up! You're tickling me! You're
tickling me!
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Turn around.
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So,
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we're cool?
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Danny?
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Danny Machowski?
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Did the Aztecs build runways for the
gods in the past?
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He's just scared the hell out of me. I
thought you were that guy from the
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Village People.
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Oh, you wish. Oh, I do not.
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I'm doing good.
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I'm doing great. Look at you, a cop.
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I mean, last I heard, you were emceeing
at some strip club down in New Orleans.
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Yeah.
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Bad scene.
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I mean, you totally turned around.
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You know the beauty part?
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I did it without Jesus.
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Great to see you, man. You too, man. You
know what? We should get together.
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Yeah, why don't you come over to my
house for Sunday night dinner, all
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mean, Cheryl would love to see you, and
I want you to meet my family. I would
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really like that. Really? Yes, sir.
That's great, man. Let me give you an
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address. Well, I've got your address.
You do, don't you?
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Danny, you're not going to...
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No, not this time. But I am going to
give you my standard warning.
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Go, go ahead, shoot, I'm ready.
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Give it to me.
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Sir, when you run a stop sign, you
immediately become two tons of rolling
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You think, oh, I don't have to stop. I'm
a big man.
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I can fool Johnny Law. I'm cool.
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Well, next time you're washing your car,
ask yourself this.
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Would you rather be hosing off dirt or
little pieces of brain and skull?
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See you Sunday.
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go on a diet?
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Danny and I printed these up in 75 when
we sold them out of the back of his van,
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also known as the Good Times Machine.
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I thought that's what you called the
refrigerator.
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No, that's what I call my... Jim?
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Look at that, huh?
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Danny is going to go crazy when he sees
this. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm
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worried about.
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Oh, come on, Cheryl.
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Dean is a good guy. Give him a break.
Have you forgotten that at our wedding
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got drunk and made that horrible toast
about how you should have married your
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-girlfriend Misty because of her monster
jugs?
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Monsters?
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Yes, honey. They were monsters.
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Nice monsters.
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They weren't real, you know.
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They were like pretend monsters.
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Oh, that's him. That's him. That's him.
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Here we go.
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You know, at the wedding, he tried to
kiss me. You too?
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Hi, I'm Danny. You must be Ruby and
Gracie.
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Yeah. I think I've got a present for
each of you.
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Yay!
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Uh,
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Danny, you've got to get in the door
before you give those girls presents.
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You remember my beautiful wife, Cheryl?
Oh, Danny.
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I'm a handsome man. Why hide it?
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You really didn't have to get gifts for
the girl.
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Ah, just stuff I found lying around the
evidence room.
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Hi,
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I'm Dana. We met at the wedding. You
tried to kiss me. Oh, that was you.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was different back then.
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Now, wasn't there a chubby blonde girl
with you? I owe her an apology, too.
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Dana's male brother.
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Hey, what do you say we get something to
eat and crack open his bottle of wine?
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Well, it's homemade. You might want to
wait ten years before you drink it.
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We'll put it in the wine cellar right
next to Jim's abdominizer.
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Who needs it? I got one of those
electric belts that shock you in the
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The guy pulled a nine millimeter Glock
on me. I look him straight in the eye. I
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see, amigo, you got one shot.
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And if I don't drop like something heavy
off something high, it's party time.
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He blinks. I spin him around, grab his
piece, and plant my floor shine firmly
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his huevos.
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I was messing with you. I'm a traffic
cop.
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You know,
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speaking of cops, I once sat next to
Dennis Franz on a flight to Detroit.
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When he fell asleep, I grabbed his nuts.
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Peanuts. Peanuts.
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We should be going. Come on, Andy.
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Thanks for dinner.
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So nice to see you both again. Good
night.
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Oh, no, no, no. Jamie, Jamie, what are
you doing?
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The least I can do after such a
wonderful evening. No, no, no. Please.
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I got a couple cigars. Let's go out on
the porch and smoke them like the old
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days. No, I don't smoke those anymore.
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Body's a temple.
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It's a joke. Look at me.
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That is so funny.
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Jim, I gotta say, he has really changed.
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What do you mean?
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I mean, he's toned down like you.
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He's lost that wild streak.
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Oh, honey, we may be tame on the
surface, but we still got our wild
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What, you don't think so?
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Come on, there is a fire in this belly.
Yeah, good luck putting that out.
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Are you saying, are you saying that I...
Am I crazy anymore? Are they streaking
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me? Is that what you're saying? Because
you are totally wrong.
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Baby, I am a party machine.
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Really? Yes.
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And if I want to go out drinking all
night, that's what I'm going to do. No,
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can't. Oh, now you're telling me what I
can and can't do? No, honey, I mean you
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can't. You're not physically able.
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Your body won't let you.
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Cheryl, you don't even know me anymore.
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I think we need to have more sex.
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Why not?
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You know, I need you to take care of
yourself.
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Because we can't get parts anymore for
this party machine.
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Oh, sweetie. You are a hard -working
father of three who goes to bed every
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at 10 .30, and I love that.
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You're my wild man, okay?
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Here.
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Napkins? Yes. I'm going to go check on
the girls.
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You want me to put the napkins in the
laundry?
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Danny?
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Oh, good.
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I'll rinse him. You put him in the
dishwasher.
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Danny, what has happened to you?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you used to be the guy, you know,
partying, playing your Monica Reason
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hell, not doing dishes.
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I'm still the same guy. I'm just
different. You are, too. Why does
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saying that? I am not different. All
right, all right, all right. I mean, I
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might look, you know, family and
everything, but I am a crazy guy.
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You know what? Don't you still want a
tough little scratch?
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Well, actually, it's Silverstone that
can handle the abrasives. I have an
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pan. Okay, that's it, that's it.
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You and I, we're going to Harlow's
tonight. Come on, let's go have some
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It's kind of late.
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Well, so what? Come on, we haven't seen
each other for ten years, man. Is it
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going to kill you to go out with your
buddy a little bit?
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I've got to work tomorrow. So do I.
We'll get home early. Honestly, I won't
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out too late.
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I suppose these should soak overnight.
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Yeah.
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You still have the good times machine?
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Um, no. I've got a Saturn.
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It's like being part of a club.
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Got it!
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You are in construction!
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Yes, I am!
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Officer,
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I think there's someone here breaking
the law. Write her a ticket.
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Pull over there, ma 'am. I'm going to
have to cite you for excess cleavage!
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You know what? Officer, you want to
inspect her truck, don't you?
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Hugh, it's four in the morning. I was
worried sick.
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What the hell are you doing?
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You know, honey, I'm thinking of writing
a refrigerator to people.
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They definitely got to put a dimmer on
this light.
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calling you since two in the morning? I
mean, what if there was an emergency?
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Where's your cell phone?
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You know, I thought I heard a ring.
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And I dropped it in the urinal.
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And I wound up answering that little
cake.
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Oh,
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look
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at you. You're like an irresponsible
teenager.
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Cheryl.
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Your generation doesn't get me.
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I want that.
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Oh, no, no.
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Jim.
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Jim.
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You think you're so cool, don't you?
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Mr. Big Shot, huh? With the family. Oh,
yeah, I really get it on. Cheryl and I,
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all the time, making love.
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I'm the boss of this company. Andy, get
to work. Yeah, you're nothing, buddy.
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Andy, I can hear you.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Stapling. I'm an architect, you know.
I'm at work. Not hung over a raking of
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John Barley corn.
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Had a little too much fun last night, m
'lady?
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No, I'm fine.
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I still got it.
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I'm like a teenager.
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Woo!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Danny.
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What are you doing here?
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Jim. Andy.
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I just thought you might like your cell
phone back.
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Oh. How did you... I don't want to talk
about it.
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Hey, Randy, here's that company phone I
promised you.
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All right, moving on up.
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So, when do you say we go to Harlow's
again tonight, huh? You two, you really
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know how to live it up.
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Hey, maybe when you go out tonight, I
could tag along.
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Are you ready to lose your soul in a
night of unbridled pagan debauchery?
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Actually, it's a common misconception
that ancient pagan society... You're
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Danny, what time do you want to hook up?
Doesn't matter to me, since I've got
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nowhere to be tomorrow.
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What do you mean?
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Remember that redhead I cited for
unlawful use of spandex?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was cute.
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She filed a complaint.
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I've been suspended.
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Oh, Danny, I'm sure. That's tough.
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I knew I should never have used my real
tickets.
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What are you going to do, man?
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What any self -respecting, temporarily
unemployed law enforcement officer would
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do.
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Return to the scene of the crime!
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You mean you want to go back out
tonight?
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Is JFK still alive and running the
country from the...
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Nicole, he's like some kind of circus
freak. All right,
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girls, you know what? That's enough. Go
up and wash that cheese stuff off your
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fingers.
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Thank you.
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He's been out with Danny four nights in
a row. I find him sleeping all over the
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house. It's like living with a really
big cat.
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How long are you going to let him go on
like this? Hey, if he wants to prove
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something to himself, I'm not going to
stop him.
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I think he's about to hit his wall.
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Oh, nothing but that.
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Oh, what's it, Tremie? Another raining
cheese balls.
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Hey, ladies.
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Ready to roll, buddy? What time is it? 6
.30.
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Oh, my God, I slept right through my
nap.
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So, where are we going to go? To
Harlow's again tonight?
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Five nights in a row?
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No. How about something new?
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They got this new go -kart place.
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With a drive -thru beer window.
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Try that. Well, uh, that sounds great,
but, uh, you know, I just...
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You know, I gotta do some stuff around
the house.
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What stuff, Jim?
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You know, you might have forgotten about
this, but it's my turn to give the kids
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a bath.
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Oh, don't worry about it, sweetie. I'll
take care of that.
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Yeah, I'll help her.
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You have a good time. Oh, no, no,
Cheryl. You did it last night, remember?
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Yeah, like I have every night since the
day they were born.
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I'm getting a distinct impression here
that maybe you don't want to go out.
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Well... All right, Danny, look.
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I just don't think I can go out tonight.
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I mean, I got up this morning and looked
in my eyes and I couldn't find the
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white parts.
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But I thought you were having fun. No, I
did. I had a blast.
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But I just think I was trying to be the
guy I was when we were kids.
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And I thought I was, but I'm just not.
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Okay, fine, sure. Hey, listen, I
understand.
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You do? You drag me out for a big taste
of the high life. I get suspended. I got
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all kinds of time in my hand. And you
drop me like a plague rat at a pet show.
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I wouldn't put it that way, Danny. No,
that's no problem. Hey, that's okay,
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Matt. That's fine. Listen, hey, I
understand. I'm cool. No sweat.
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That's okay. See you around, Slim.
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What?
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He calls you Slim.
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Hey,
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guys. Hey, Tony.
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How you doing, Jim? Good, man, good.
Nice to see you there.
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Hey, how about those beers, huh? Yeah,
great.
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There's going to be a special season
this one coming up, huh?
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Yep.
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How about the Cubs?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Bulls? Sure.
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Yeah.
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You're nuts.
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Calling me cute names won't make me feel
any better.
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Hey, look, Danny, I know I lay you down
back there.
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You know, 10 years of a loving family, a
clean life, finally caught up.
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You don't know how much I wish I could
have hung in there with you.
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Last night when I got home, I had to
grab hold of the lawn to keep from
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off the earth.
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I know, I know the feeling.
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Remember when I dared you to climb the
Wheaton Water Tower and spray paint your
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name on the side of it?
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Yeah.
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And you did it. You actually did it. I
know.
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And that same guy is now married with a
wonderful wife and three great kids. It
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just blows my mind. Me?
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Come on. In junior year in high school,
you broke the record for detentions.
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And now you're carrying a badge and
giving out tickets.
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At least I'm still getting suspended.
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They're not going to fire you, are they?
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Nah, my captain intervened.
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They'll probably just send me around to
high schools with a puppet.
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Hey, look what I found in the garage.
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Neat. You still playing, don't you?
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00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,970
Isn't there an entire family of aliens
being crossbred with humans at Wright
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-Patterson Air Force Base?
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With a little help from Elvis? Oh,
you've got it.
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Hey, come on. I know the guys. This is
my German home.
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Really? Yeah.
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00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,920
Why don't we jump up there and sing a
song?
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The lettuce?
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Yeah, the lettuce. Come on, full time.
You know what I love about the blues? In
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that world, we're still young bucks.
Come on, Buck. Let's go. Let's see what
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00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,639
can do.
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00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,000
Hey, Tony, can we jump in? Yeah, come
on. Come on. You guys know Cadillac Man?
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00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,340
Yeah, you remember the words? I know the
words. You try to keep up with me.
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One,
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two, three, four.
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I got the check in my hand.
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And I catch it real quick, as fast as I
can.
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I roll in with the ladies that call me
the Cadillac man.
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I'm the king of the road.
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