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I have never

eaten so much in my entire life.

Really? Well, nobody told you to challenge those taters to a sausage

contest, alright?

I won, didn't I? Oh, hold on.

I gotta sit down.

Come on.

Looks like that Amazon could use a hand.

Leave her alone, all right? Nobody invited you to this party, so back off.

Shouldn't we help?

Apparently we weren't invited.

Oh, looks like an invitation to me.

Right there.

Yeah!

Yeah!

I warn you, stay clear of that town.

Amazon!

Amazon!

Oh, yeah, we know it.

Get out of here! I would have had them.

Well, you're welcome.

Where are you headed?

Chiron's Academy.

You know it?

Know it?

We're the Star Cadets.

My name's Yolas.

Oh.

I'm Mila.

Mila? Hey, no, no, I've heard of you.

You got a famous mom, right? I don't know about your dad, but... Yeah, you

all the young Amazon competitions, right?

How do you know about the Amazon competitions?

Well, I was an honored guest of Cyan's tribe.

I'm practically an Amazon.

What? Hercules?

Whatever.

Hercules? Well, if we're done here, why don't you show me the way to the

academy?

Right this way.

Thanks.

That is so typical.

Maybe you could show me the ropes there. I'd be glad to.

Now for the next step.

Did you tell the God of Dreams to plant the images exactly as I asked?

Mm -hmm. Well, Morpheus said that the mortal you chose will be dreaming your

dream tonight.

Who? Who's the babe with the curves?

I don't know.

Show them respect.

Her name is Mila, and she's on a quest to find her father.

Yeah? So, what's so important about this charming woman?

She's an Amazon warrior, dangerous fighter. She won't let anything or

come between her and her father.

And that matters because?

Because she's my own darling baby.

Uncle Eric?

Oh,

Mila.

I have such plans for you.

You're going to help Daddy with a little pest control problem. You are going to

destroy Hercules.

In an age of light and darkness, Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the universe.

He had a son, young Hercules.

Half god, half man,

young Hercules longs to find his place in the world. The father he's never

known, and what it means to be a hero.

Before the man became legend, before the legend became men, came the greatest

adventure of all.

I'm coming, Father.

Only you can save me, please.

Mila, please.

Remember your mother's last words, Mila. Your father has enemies that will try

to stop you. Beware the person you trust.

But I want to be with my father.

Follow Polaris, Mila.

Follow the star and you'll find me.

Olympus has enough, guys.

That's Panthar. He's one of the best fighters at the academy.

He leaps left open after he swings. One low shot from below, and he's down.

Come on, give me a wrist shot.

Bow down to the master.

Lucky shot.

Looking out for me already, huh?

And we haven't even gone out yet. Hey, no offense, but I'm not here to have

I'm here to fight.

You ready?

Excuse me.

How'd you do that?

That's the Tempus Locus maneuver.

I'll show it to you sometime if you want.

Yeah.

Yep.

You got it.

I've been trying to teach you all of that for months.

Yeah.

I'm a quick learner.

Hey, listen.

Where'd you get this? I made it for my father.

I don't even know who he is.

Oh.

You gonna give it to him when you find him?

Yeah.

And Amazon's not supposed to care about anyone but the tribe, but I wanted to

have something for him.

Just in case.

Can you understand that?

More than you can imagine.

Listen, Dad's gotta be a great man if he has a daughter like you.

He's not a man.

He's a god.

He's... what?

Oh, what makes you say that?

I've always been strong, even for an Amazon.

Then I began having dreams.

What do these dreams tell you?

They're leading me to my father, but something keeps getting in the way,

something I don't understand.

I need someone who knows about the gods to help me find him.

I need you, Hercules.

Uh, well, you could be the daughter of, like, you know, Poseidon or Apollo or...

Or even Zeus.

Or Zeus.

Hey, that would make you, um, my

sister.

Um, I'll do anything I can to help.

The tank.

Eric used to encourage me to spread mayhem and misery.

Now he sends me off on petty errands to dream makers.

Yeah, it's all because of a little miss snooty two -shoes, Mila.

All we need is some sort of accident.

I

get big

plans for little Mila, and I don't like it when my plans get thwarted. You got

that? Ah, we were just gonna. I know, but you were just gonna.

You two are just lame enough to actually be jealous of a mere mortal.

She's totally mortal.

Then that means her father has to be mortal too.

I get it.

You're not really a god.

No, you pathetic excuse for a relative.

It means she is not really my daughter. She's just an exceptionally strong

Amazon with a lost father fixation who I'm using to get to Hercules.

Mila! Mila, help me! I'm coming, father.

Follow the star and...

Olympus has enough, guys.

So are you.

Hey, Mila, I got an idea.

It's about how we can find your father.

Follow the Polaris star, Mila.

That's it.

I followed the star, and now I've found him.

Father?

Father, is that you?

Your mother once told me that to an Amazon, it doesn't matter who her father

It does to me.

And come before my altar, the altar of your father, Ares.

Watch and learn.

No, Mila.

The daughter of Ares doesn't kneel before his altar.

She stands beside him, taking her rightful place.

Oh, please.

What's this?

A present.

I've carried it with me most of my life.

Waiting for this moment to give it to you. Do you like it?

It's, um... It's, uh...

It forgot us.

You're limping.

Yeah.

It's a recent injury.

One of my greatest enemies wounded me with a knife dipped in Heinz blood.

But I thought Heinz blood was fatal for a god.

Yeah. Yeah, usually it is.

Hey, let's see you get out of this one.

You never learn, do you?

But I was able to get the poison out before it spread.

It left me weak, unable to defend myself.

And now I'm vulnerable should he decide to attack again.

That is why I need you.

Tell me, Father, who is this man, this enemy I have to destroy?

His name.

It's Hercules.

Olympus has enough gods.

And you don't belong there.

didn't hear me. Most people wouldn't have, but I guess being a half -god

you better than most people.

Um, not really.

Listen, why did you take off from the Academy?

Tell me, Hercules, what if my father turned out to be some god other than

Someone like, say, Hades, or Poseidon, or even Ares?

Well, I mean, your father couldn't really be Ares, you know? I mean, then

be evil like him.

That's what Ares said you would say.

Whoa, hey, come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Step away from my little girl.

I trusted you. You knew Ares was my father, and you still tried to kill him.

Um, okay, no. Now, why would I do that?

You're jealous.

Being the only one at the Academy who was the son of a god made you feel

different.

Um, okay.

Maybe, but not in the way that you think, all right?

Ringside seats.

Try from Discord.

Oh, man.

I hate it when I can't see them.

I don't see them either.

What are you talking about? You can't see them. They're right over there.

I don't see anything.

Why can't I see them?

Oh, no.

Now, this is starting to make some sense.

This is a trick, and you want to know why?

Because if you were really the daughter of a god, then you would be able to see

them. Sweetheart, there's no one there.

Hercules is lying to you, I told you. He's crafty.

You know that I'm telling the truth.

Don't believe him.

He's tried to destroy me. I'm defenseless.

That is why I need you.

You want to know why he needs you? Because of Zeus' protection order.

Any god that kills me goes straight to Tartarus, all right? He's too chicken to

do it himself.

That's where you come in. Trust me. He's just scared of Daddy.

At least I have a real relationship with Daddy!

Where's your limp, Ares?

It's a miracle.

Sweet Zeus, it's a miracle!

Yeah, finish him. Finish him for your old man.

You're not my father.

You're the enemy my mother's prophecy was warning me about.

The person I trusted.

Well, if we're returning things to their rightful owners...

I love surprising mortals.

Yeah.

Oh, Mila.

We could have been so useful for each other.

My mortal protege.

Guess I'm gonna have to find another. Look out!

Hey, hey, hey, yeah!

Let's try from Discord.

There is flunkies.

I'll get them for you.

Any ideas?

Tempus locus maneuver.

No, I can't do the tempus locus maneuver. You can do the tempus locus

Got it.

I feel like such a fool.

Hey, it's not your fault, okay?

The gods play tricks with humans. I mean, that's what they do.

Listen, you sure you can't stay?

The Academy could always use a cadet with skills like yours.

I have to keep looking for my father.

I'm sure you understand that.

Yeah. Well, will you be back?

Maybe.

If I find him.

I got a feeling you will.

Yeah, that's great. Hey, um, if you ever feel any need for Amazon bonding, you

know where to find me.

He just never gives up, does he?

Nope. Not that.

My kind of guy.

Oh!

Amazons.