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CBS presents this
program in color.
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Here's the last of it, Colonel.
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Thanks, Kinch.
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Carter?
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All right, fellas, here it is.
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"Cigarette lighter hidden
in commandant's car.
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"Secure lighter.
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Await instructions."
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Hey, Klink drove
into town yesterday.
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And maybe somebody
in the underground
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stashed the lighter in his car.
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Could be.
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What's important
about a cigarette lighter?
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We'll find out when we get it.
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And may a person inquire
when that will be, sir?
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Tomorrow morning,
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as soon as Hogan's Car
Wash opens for business.
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All right, come
on, let's get going.
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Hi, Schultz.
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Colonel Hogan,
what are you doing?
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Washing the commandant's car.
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Come on fellows,
let's get going!
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Wait a minute; you
washed it yesterday.
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Yeah, well, you
know what they say...
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A clean car is a happy car.
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Come on, now, let's go.
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You want the car
to be happy? I don't!
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Back to the barracks!
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Wait, wait a minute, Schultz.
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You're ordering
us not to wash it?
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You heard me.
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Just want to make sure,
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so I can tell the
commandant you stopped us.
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Why do you listen to me?
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I'm only a sergeant.
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W-Why, why are
you standing around?!
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Wash the car!
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You heard him.
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If it wouldn't be for me,
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the car would never be washed.
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It's not back here.
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No luck.
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Try under the hood.
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Right.
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Got it.
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Taped under the distributor.
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Okay, let's go.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Where are you going?
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Colonel Hogan!
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You were right, Schultz.
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Car doesn't need washing.
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What do you mean?!
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Schultz?!
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Ja, jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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What is going on here?
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Herr Kommandant, I-I,
I-I'm washing your car.
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It was washed yesterday.
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A clean car is a happy car.
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Is that so?
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Ja, I found it out
just a short time ago.
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This is how you are
wasting your time?
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Herr Kommandant, some
of the prisoners, they came...
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You are always blaming
the other prisoners.
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Now, get on with it.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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I'm going to wash your
car and dry it at once!
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Very well!
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I-I-I'm sorry, I...
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When you are
finished drying the car...
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you can dry me!
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A detailed map of Endhaven.
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Antiaircraft batteries.
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Camouflaged Messerschmitt field.
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Uh, chemical plants,
storage tanks...
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Here's Endhaven, Colonel.
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Hmm. Thanks, Kinch.
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All right.
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Now, there's Endhaven.
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And there is Schweinfurt...
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A really big target.
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Now, if you were going
to bomb Endhaven,
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to knock off Schweinfurt,
all you'd have to do
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is just turn a couple
of degrees like that.
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You mean that's a fake, eh?
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Phony as a three-dollar bill.
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Latest word from London
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is they want this thing
to get to the Germans
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so that they'll think the Allies
are going to bomb Endhaven.
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But they'll really have
a go at Schweinfurt.
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Right. That way, you'll
draw off the Luftwaffe
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from the real target.
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Marvelous, isn't it?
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Now, all we have to
figure is a plausible way
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for this thing to
get to the Krauts.
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Here comes Schultz.
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Guten Tag.
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Mail call!
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All right, all right.
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Let him up, let him up.
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Schultz, come on...
One, two, three.
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You'll get the Iron
Cross for this, Schultz...
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Wounded in action.
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Jolly jokers!
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Always happens
when I bring the mail.
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Adams, Abrams, Addison,
Barker, Beauchamp,
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Belknap, Bartoli...
Nothing for us, then?
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Hey, Carter, you got a letter.
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Come on. Kinchloe, Newkirk...
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What about me, huh?
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Mmm, yeah, LeBeau. Thank you.
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"Colonel Robert Hogan."
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Uh-oh.
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Trouble, Colonel?
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Hope the censor liked my letter.
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Got a piano to
play this thing on?
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Hey, you guys want
to hear something?
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Get this: "Mr. James
Kinchloe, greetings.
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"This is to notify you
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"that your final
draft classification
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is now 4F... Limited service."
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Now they tell me.
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"Dear John."
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Oh, no. That's a shame.
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Mary Jane and I were
practically engaged.
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I told you about her.
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I didn't know her
name was Mary Jane.
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It figured.
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We've been going together
ever since we were kids.
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We used to walk home
from school together.
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I'd carry her books.
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When there was snow
on the ground, I carried her.
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She's a small girl.
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Tough luck, Carter.
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We were going to be
married right after the war.
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Now she's going around
with some guy at home...
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An air raid warden.
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It's all a part of life's
rich pattern, Andrew.
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That's right; forget it.
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Write her off.
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Write her off?!
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No, sir, Mary Jane
can't do this to me!
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I'm a sergeant.
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Sir, Sergeant Carter,
Andrew J., reporting, sir.
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At ease, Carter.
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Sir, request
permission to escape.
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I hear you calling, Mary Jane.
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I want to go home.
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Who doesn't?!
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You feeling all right, Andrew?
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Of course I am.
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He's 'round the bend, sir.
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Sir, I'm sure I could make it
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if you'd arrange for the sub
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to pick me up at
the usual place.
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Wait, wait a minute, Carter.
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I explained to you
when you were captured.
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We're not just ordinary POWs.
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We're here on a mission.
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My orders are very plain.
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We're to assist Allied
prisoners to escape,
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sabotage the enemy
wherever possible.
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I realize that, sir,
but I need a furlough.
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I'm a hardship case.
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That we know.
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I'll think it over.
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Yes, sir.
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Carter, do you have
to be so, so military?
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I always get this way
when I'm serious, sir.
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Why do you have to
go home right now?
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We got this job with
the microfilm to do.
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If you could only see Mary Jane,
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you'd know why
I love her, and...
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I know, I know.
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You carried each other
home from school every day.
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She's everything to me.
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Look, Andrew, the war
will be over any minute now.
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The Krauts can't
hold on much longer.
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Think so? Sure.
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Soon as the shooting stops,
you come to Paris with me.
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We'll drink wine in the cafes
and we'll eat fantastic food.
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We'll see the Eiffel Tower.
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The best part of all... girls.
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Girls, girls!
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You'll have a marvelous time.
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That sounds good.
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Doesn't it?
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That sounds great!
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Just one thing about
those girls, though, LeBeau.
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What, what?
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Are you sure they're the
type Mary Jane'll approve of?
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Gin.
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Name of the game.
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Worthless.
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Well, come on, how many you got?
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Add 'em up.
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Uh, 94 plus gin.
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Thanks... for everything.
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I've blitzed you 12 games
right across the board.
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That's, uh, 4,128.
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How much do I owe you?
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Well, I'll forget the odd
cents; it's... $105,000.
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I don't have it right now.
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You don't have
to worry about it.
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I mean, unless you're
planning to escape.
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It wouldn't be right to run out
on a debt of this magnitude.
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You'll get it.
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$105,000?
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Sure.
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As soon as I get home,
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I'll start sending you
five bucks a month.
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Would that I had
your moral fiber.
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Here he comes.
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You know what to do.
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Hi, Carter.
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Hi, Colonel Hogan.
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Guten Tag, Sergeant.
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Hi, Fraulein Helga... ma'am.
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Working hard?
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Uh, about the same as always.
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We never get a chance
to talk very much, do we?
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It seems there's
always people around.
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Yeah, well, it's a
pretty crowded war.
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That's a pity.
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We ought to get
better acquainted.
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Oh, well, sure.
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I wouldn't mind being
friends, even if we are enemies.
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Of course, if we were friends,
we could do things together.
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Like what?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You want to help me
empty the wastebasket?
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An escape attempt, huh?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm not sure, but
I have a feeling
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it may happen any time.
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You are informing on
your own men. Why?
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I don't want
anybody to get hurt.
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Sometimes the men
forget they're dealing with
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the toughest commandant
in all of Germany,
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Oh, ja, ja, ja... tough.
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But fair.
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So true.
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Well, a word to the wise.
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And you are a wise colonel.
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Oh, ja, ja, ja, ja...
Tough... fair... and wise.
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I will take steps immediately.
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Report!
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All present
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and accounted for,
Herr Kommandant!
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Very good!
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I will address the prisoners.
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Silence! Lately, I have noticed
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a lack of discipline...
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which may mean that some
of you are planning to escape.
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Now, instead of waiting
to catch you, because...
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I am tough, fair and wise,
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I warn you in advance.
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If even one man tries to escape,
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every prisoner in his barracks
will be punished with him.
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Sir?
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Yes?
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Does that apply
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to hardship cases?
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I was hoping to marry
Mary Jane one day.
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Boy, she's the
greatest little girl
266
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,525
in the whole world.
267
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,528
Carter, come here. Sit down.
268
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:30,031
My feet are killing me.
269
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,533
Listen, Carter,
270
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,535
let me cheer you up.
271
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:37,238
Women are like war...
272
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:41,408
There is always
another coming around.
273
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,712
Carter...
274
00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:48,415
you wouldn't think of
doing something foolish
275
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:51,052
like, uh, trying to escape, huh?
276
00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:54,222
Well... Carter, please.
277
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:57,725
You could put me
into lots of trouble.
278
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,661
They might send me
to the eastern front.
279
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,663
Gee, I wouldn't
want that to happen.
280
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,576
And that's not the worst of it.
281
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,678
They might give
me ten days leave.
282
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,003
What's wrong with
that, for Pete's sake?
283
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,340
I would have to
spend it with my wife.
284
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:17,711
Carter, please, don't escape.
285
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,515
I'll tell you what.
286
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,850
When I do escape,
287
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,353
I'll do it some time
when you're not on duty.
288
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,021
That way they can't blame you.
289
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,357
You're a good boy.
290
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,691
You feel better?
291
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:33,861
Oh, talking to you
has cheered me up.
292
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,063
Thank you, Carter.
293
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,711
Carter?
294
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,712
Yes, sir.
295
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,881
Oh, at ease.
296
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,717
You can go home.
297
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,885
Thank you, sir.
298
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,921
I'll never forget you for this.
299
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:02,823
LeBeau?
300
00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:03,991
Oui?
301
00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:06,671
You can have my
harmonica, if you want it.
302
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,329
Hey, thank you, Andrew.
303
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:11,865
I'll think of you
when I play it.
304
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:14,846
Chateaubriand again, huh?
305
00:14:16,872 --> 00:14:18,850
Hey, fellows, come on,
let me have your attention.
306
00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:20,185
Not you, Carter,
you're out of it.
307
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,175
You're going home.
308
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,010
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
309
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,756
Look, uh, I just got
word from London.
310
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,020
They want that microfilm
planted within 48 hours,
311
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,083
and I've got an idea.
312
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,870
One of us has to leave
camp and get caught.
313
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,522
When the Krauts search
him, they'll find the microfilm.
314
00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:38,037
Oh, a man could get 30
days solitary for that, sir.
315
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,161
Oui, and maybe
worse. That's right.
316
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,747
Well, how's he going to explain
having the lighter and the film?
317
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,049
He could say he got it
from a transient prisoner,
318
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,445
found it... anything.
319
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,270
The transient prisoner
lie would be better, sir.
320
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,538
Thank you, Carter.
321
00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:51,883
Well, what do you think of it?
322
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:54,052
With all due respect, sir,
I think it's bloody awful.
323
00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,210
I agree. No good. Terrible.
324
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:58,546
All right, you guys come
up with something better.
325
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:01,148
Well, if you ask
me, it's a great idea.
326
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,316
We ain't asking you.
327
00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:03,684
If you like it so much,
328
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,297
you do 30 days in a cooler.
329
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,421
I can't, I'm going home.
330
00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,168
Yeah, I don't suppose
it would do any good
331
00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,491
to ask for volunteers.
332
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:11,658
No. I pass.
333
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:12,994
Me, too.
334
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:14,011
I'd go out myself,
335
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,558
but if they found
it on an officer,
336
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,976
it would really
look like a plant.
337
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,177
Hey, come on, fellows.
338
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,012
We've done tougher
things than this before.
339
00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:21,002
Aw, butt out.
340
00:15:21,037 --> 00:15:22,181
He's in again.
341
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,837
Of course I am.
342
00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:25,017
As long as I'm here,
343
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:27,019
I'm still a member
of this outfit.
344
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:30,844
Sir, I'd like to
volunteer for that job.
345
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,846
You're kidding.
346
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:35,027
It means 30 days
on ice, maybe more.
347
00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:36,634
He's right.
348
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,035
Can I go home when it's over?
349
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,537
You have my word on it.
350
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,139
Then I still volunteer.
351
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,607
Carter, it's a privilege
352
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,708
to serve in the
same army with you.
353
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:54,218
All right, all clear
outside the wire.
354
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,552
Down periscope.
355
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,191
Ready, Colonel.
356
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,994
Okay, Carter, now, look,
it's all clear to the woods.
357
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,996
You go out through
the emergency tunnel.
358
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,331
This is the cigarette lighter
with the microfilm in it.
359
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,332
Right.
360
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,333
Good luck.
361
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,334
Thank you.
362
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,680
Bonne chance. KINCH:
Good luck, Andrew.
363
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,671
LeBeau? What?
364
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,018
If anything should go wrong,
365
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,710
send my harmonica to Mary Jane.
366
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,693
Guten Abend.
367
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,228
Hi.
368
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,198
You mind if I sit here?
369
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,066
Go ahead.
370
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,370
Infantry?
371
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,039
Artillery.
372
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,208
Uh...
373
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,386
Private, huh?
374
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,211
Ja.
375
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,081
Ever thought about a promotion?
376
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,884
Like to be a PFC,
maybe even a corporal?
377
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,185
Why not?
378
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,820
Means more money.
379
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,055
What's it to you?
380
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:08,492
I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13.
381
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,195
I have valuable
military information.
382
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,507
If you turn me in,
383
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,843
you're liable to
get some points,
384
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,010
maybe even be a hero.
385
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,337
Listen, friend, I am
on my first leave.
386
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,341
My first leave in
a year and a half.
387
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:27,144
I don't want any complications.
388
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,951
It's the truth.
389
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,054
You'll always be a private.
390
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,196
Excuse me, uh, Captain.
391
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,366
Excuse me. Ja, what is it?
392
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:52,703
Uh, I'm an American escaped
prisoner from Stalag 13,
393
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,539
and I might have valuable
military information,
394
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,040
and if you were to turn me in...
395
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,709
Hans, isn't it marvelous
396
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,646
the way the Gestapo
is always testing us?
397
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,980
Ja. Ja.
398
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:06,484
In Dusseldorf, last
week, one of their men...
399
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,986
Excuse me...
400
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,489
One of your men Your men.
401
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:16,360
Approached me to
buy military information.
402
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,673
Imagine.
403
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,829
Congratulations.
404
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,665
You belong to a very
efficient organization.
405
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,766
Wait a minute.
406
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,000
You don't understand.
407
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,503
Look, here's my mother's
name and there's my I.D.
408
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,505
Heil Hitler.
409
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,374
My dog tag... Heil Hitler.
410
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,377
Heil...
411
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:46,974
Sir...
412
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,879
Papers, please.
413
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:57,184
Captain, all in order.
414
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,351
Thank you.
415
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,455
Uh, don't bother
looking at his papers.
416
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,624
What makes you say that?
417
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:07,027
You may catch one of your own.
418
00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:10,631
Gestapo?
419
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,333
Ja, ja, ja.
420
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:22,142
Excuse me. All in order?
421
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:23,644
Now, mein Herr,
422
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:26,146
may I see your papers, please?
423
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:27,481
You sure can.
424
00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:30,517
I-I thought you'd
never get to me.
425
00:19:32,187 --> 00:19:34,822
Muller, would you look at that?
426
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,824
Mother's name, serial number.
427
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,592
Even a blood type.
428
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:40,127
You have to admit,
429
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:44,331
Section Nine in Berlin
makes beautiful forgeries.
430
00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:45,666
That's no fake.
431
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:48,936
Of course not, Sergeant
Carter, Andrew J.
432
00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:51,438
You know, with that,
anybody in the world
433
00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:54,008
would take you to be
an American prisoner.
434
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,395
Heil Hitler... comrade.
435
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,063
Honestly, I-I...
436
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,876
You are so sad.
437
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,212
Aw, nobody believes
anybody anymore.
438
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:19,383
Oh? And, uh, what would
you have them believe?
439
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,718
The truth.
440
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,854
My name is Carter, Andrew J.
441
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:28,058
And, uh, I am Mady.
442
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,493
Hi.
443
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,564
I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13,
444
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,067
and I have valuable
military information.
445
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,402
Not so loud.
446
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,616
I don't care if
anybody hears me.
447
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,240
I am not in sympathy with them.
448
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,576
I am Norwegian by birth.
449
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,245
Oh, that's nice.
450
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,115
And, um, I will
help you, if I can.
451
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,785
You want to make
a citizen's arrest?
452
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,253
Me?
453
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,300
I know it's kind of
unusual for a girl.
454
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,258
You are trying to be arrested?
455
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,093
I was, but I've struck out.
456
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,662
Boy, it's discouraging.
457
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,931
No, no, don't turn yourself in.
458
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,366
Why don't you go
back to your camp
459
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,268
and get a good night's rest,
460
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,805
and, in the morning, things
will look much better, yes?
461
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,718
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
462
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,109
My dad used to say that.
463
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,711
Get a good fresh
start in the morning.
464
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,225
That's what I'll do.
Without this card.
465
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,548
Gee, Mady, thanks a lot.
466
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,117
You're swell.
467
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,419
Ja, and so are you, Ami.
468
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,258
Gee, you didn't have to do that.
469
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,728
Ah, you are leaving, sir?
470
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:38,907
May I be of service?
471
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,731
My car is outside.
472
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,234
Well, as a matter
of fact, you can.
473
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,435
If it's not out of your way,
474
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,736
you can drive me back to camp.
475
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,937
Good.
476
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,152
Then we left the cafe,
477
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,454
and when I questioned
him in the car,
478
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,022
the real truth came out.
479
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,057
Thank you, Captain.
480
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,028
You are a foolish man.
481
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,030
And after I warned you.
482
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,567
Don't you know that no one
has ever escaped from Stalag 13?
483
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,169
He forgot.
484
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,954
He will have 30 days in
the cooler to remember.
485
00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,050
Yes, sir.
486
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,552
Can I have my
cigarette lighter back?
487
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,554
No one is permitted
to smoke in the cells.
488
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,910
Request denied.
489
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,590
It's just a
keepsake, that's all.
490
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:29,914
Give the kid his lighter.
491
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,215
Just a minute.
492
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,552
A keepsake?
493
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,921
What is so special about this?
494
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,424
Aha.
495
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,762
Where did you get this?
496
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,880
Yes, where did you get this?
497
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,493
I was walking along the street,
498
00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:50,261
and this guy came
up to me, and...
499
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,096
Go into that later.
500
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,521
This must go to Berlin at once.
501
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,273
Of course. I'll arrange it.
502
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:57,991
I will arrange it, Colonel.
503
00:22:58,027 --> 00:23:00,611
Yes, you'll arrange it.
504
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,813
In the future, I suggest
505
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,450
you guard your
prisoners more carefully.
506
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,886
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
507
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,341
Not a very friendly type.
508
00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,776
Silence!
509
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,145
You and this man
have made a fool of me
510
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:21,348
in front of the Gestapo, in
front of my own command.
511
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:23,283
I hope you're satisfied.
512
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,351
Yes, I'm satisfied.
513
00:23:24,386 --> 00:23:25,685
Are you satisfied, Carter?
514
00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:26,865
Oh, I'm satisfied.
515
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,033
You satisfied, Schultz?
516
00:23:28,057 --> 00:23:29,857
Me, I'm satisfied.
517
00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:32,087
Herr Kommandant,
are you satisfied?
518
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,543
Of course I'm satis...
519
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,413
Take him away!
520
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:39,566
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
521
00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:43,214
You think he's satisfied?
522
00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:44,538
Why don't you ask him?
523
00:23:44,573 --> 00:23:45,750
Herr Komm...
524
00:23:45,774 --> 00:23:46,940
Schultz!
525
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,560
Well, we're going
to miss you, Andrew.
526
00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:55,716
That we will.
527
00:23:55,751 --> 00:23:56,961
Shoving off, Carter? Yes, sir.
528
00:23:56,985 --> 00:23:58,497
Thanks a lot for getting
me out of the cooler.
529
00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,731
You deserve it.
530
00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,166
The raid was a big success.
531
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,290
Colonel Hogan told
Klink he'd file a report
532
00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:05,826
with the Red Cross
and it'll wind up in Berlin.
533
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,963
Colonel Hogan, I have decided
534
00:24:09,998 --> 00:24:13,100
that I will suspend
the sentence... hmm!
535
00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:14,179
I'll see you later.
536
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,168
Good luck.
537
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,015
Happy landings, gov. Thanks.
538
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,684
And give Mary
Jane our best, huh?
539
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,018
Sure... Mary Jane?!
540
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,653
Yeah, when you get home.
541
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,009
I'm not going home.
542
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,346
I'm going into town to see Mady.
543
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,281
She kissed me, you know.
544
00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:31,980
Look,
545
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,548
there's something
you ought to learn,
546
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,972
and the sooner you learn it,
547
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,718
the better off
you're going to be.
548
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:39,209
Women are just like war...
549
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:43,113
There's always another
one coming along.
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