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Prisoners.
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From time to time
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as Kommandant of Stalag
13, out of my own free will,
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I bring you news of the war
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of which you are
no longer a part.
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Things continue to go well
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for the all-victorious
Third Reich.
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Yes, I know, you
would wish it otherwise,
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but it is necessary for
you to look at the facts.
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New and powerful weapons
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continue to pour
from our factories.
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I have just returned from
a nearby Panzer division
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completely equipped with
the new and secret Tiger tanks,
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which will crush all resistance
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like eggshells.
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The Allies would love
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to get their hands
on one, believe me.
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However, you as prisoners
must look upon this new weapon
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of the invincible Third Reich
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as another guarantee that
soon the war will be over.
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Dismissed.
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Colonel Klink.
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Yes, Colonel Hogan?
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Uh, this Panzer division
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with the new Tiger tanks,
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aren't they just west of here?
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North.
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Uh, what's that to you?
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Just asking.
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Steal a German tank?
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We'll give it back.
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After we take it apart
and make blueprints of it.
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Well, how do we
get a hold of it.
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How do we get it in here?
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Where are we
going to hide a tank?
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Where do we take it apart?
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Look, I got the idea
of stealing it, right?
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The rest is detail.
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Guard coming.
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Okay, fellas, knock it off.
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Get that ladder
out of here, huh?
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As you were, it's only Schultz.
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Okay, get back to work.
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Make it fast, not much time.
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What? What is? What? What?
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What's this? What? What is what?
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Remodeling, Schultz.
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We're going to
take out that wall
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and put in a picture window.
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That'll give us a sweeping vista
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to the delousing station.
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Then we're going
to replace this stuff
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with some Danish modern.
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What would you
think of Provincial?
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Please, Colonel Hogan!
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Schultz, how else
do we get the tank in?
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Uh, the tank? Tank? Tank? Tank?
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So we can take it apart.
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Oh, no. I don't see anything.
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I hear nothing, nothing.
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Sergeant!
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What is Ihr Namen?
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Schultz, Herr Leutnant.
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I have uncovered a plot to...
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And that is why you hear nothing
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and you see nothing?
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Herr Leutnant, this
is a speech problem.
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I sometimes speak.
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I say things I do
not know what I say.
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He's right, Lieutenant Newkirk.
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I urge leniency for this man
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on the grounds of
general incompetence.
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That's right, Herr
Leutnant Newkirk.
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Why sometimes
my wife even says...
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Newkirk?
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How'd you like me accent?
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It was great.
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LeBeau, you want
to put some padding
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in those shoulders
there, please?
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Right, sir.
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All right.
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What a relief.
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If the Gestapo would uncover
what's going on around here...
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Colonel Hogan?
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Hmm?
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What is he doing in the uniform?
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Colonel Hogan, please!
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Oh, you went too far.
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I must report this.
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It would be worth my
life if I do not report this.
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It's only until tomorrow,
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and then he's going
to take it off again.
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Ah...
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After he steals the tank.
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Oh!
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From the Panzer division.
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Oh!
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And brings it here
into the barracks.
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Oh! I see nothing.
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I was not here.
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I did not even get
up this morning!
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Herr Kommandant,
Colonel Hogan is here.
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Very good taste you
have in furnishings, sir.
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Yes, yes, yes. What
is it, Colonel Hogan?
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I'm very busy.
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Paperwork from Berlin.
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No one has any idea.
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Oh, I sympathize.
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However, I must protest
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as a violation of the
Geneva Convention,
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the private interrogation of
my men by a Gestapo officer.
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Nonsense!
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There's no Gestapo officer here.
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Dismissed.
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Most likely an impostor.
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A Gestapo officer here?
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What is he asking about?
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Nothing important.
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Just wanted to know
if we ever heard you
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say anything about...
the usual Gestapo stuff.
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About what? About what?
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I'm completely loyal.
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They know that in Berlin.
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Oh, sure, but you
know how they are.
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What did your men tell him?
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Did they tell him the truth?
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I cannot be disturbed!
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What did they tell him?
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Come in.
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Langenscheidt, are
you hard of hearing,
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or do you need
a trip to the front
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to sharpen your senses?
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The main gate is calling,
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begging the Kommandant's pardon.
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A Gestapo Leutnant is there.
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Tell him nothing!
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What does he want?
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To leave, Herr Kommandant.
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He has a pass, but they
have no record of him entering.
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What do I care?
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If he wants out, let him out.
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The sooner the better. Dummkopf.
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Yes, Herr Kommandant.
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Certainly, Herr Kommandant.
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Right away, Herr Kommandant.
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Nasty lot, that Himmler crowd.
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Newkirk then enters
with the Tiger tank to here.
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LeBeau, you go
through the fence here
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to rendezvous with the agent,
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who will later carry
out the blueprints,
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rendezvous point being up here.
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Usual procedure, Colonel?
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Usual procedure.
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You change clothes
with the agent,
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who then, posing as you,
will be captured by the guards.
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Incidentally, Kinch
has made radio contact
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with the people
sending the agent.
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Code name Tiger.
Part of Operation Tiger.
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Right.
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35 seconds after Newkirk enters,
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the alarm will be sounded
for your escape, LeBeau,
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and under cover of the search,
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Newkirk will bring the
tank around to here.
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Roll call, Colonel.
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31 seconds early.
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Why can't these Germans
learn to be methodical?
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All right, let's go.
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Raus!
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Everybody raus.
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Roll call, everybody
raus, raus, raus, raus, raus.
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Mach schnell. Everybody raus.
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Mach schnell, schnell,
schnell, schnell, shnell.
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Everybody raus. Everybody raus.
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Every...
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Ah, beautiful evening,
isn't it, Schultz?
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Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Funf,
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Sechs, Sieben,
Acht, Neun, Zehn...
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Elf is next. Eleven, Schultz.
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I know how to count.
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So many of the younger guards...
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I think it's the
way they're taught.
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Zwolf, Dreizehn, Vierzehn...
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Report!
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How can I make a report
when number 15 is missing?
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Look at the bright side:
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14 are here.
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Report!
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Herr Kommandant, I
have to make a report.
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As a matter of fact...
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Schultz!
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I do not want a social
chat. I want a report.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
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I...
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Herr Kommandant,
the Tiger tank is here.
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Who is Kommandant Klink?
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil. I-I...
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Well, where are these
rebellious prisoners?
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The Tiger tank will smash
them flat like pancakes.
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Rebellious prisoners?
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There are no rebellious
prisoners here.
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They are tame. I've tamed them.
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Then why did you request a tank?
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I did not.
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You question the word
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of a Gestapo officer?
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Certainly not.
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Here are my orders.
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They are certainly
authentic. I...
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There could be any doubt?
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Not a doubt in the world.
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Sir, request
permission to speak.
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No!
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Yes.
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I regret to inform you, sir,
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one of my men seems
to have escaped.
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Escaped?
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He received a letter
from home today, sir.
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His girl sent him
a candid snapshot.
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So these are your
"tamed" prisoners.
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No one has ever
escaped from Stalag 13.
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Sound the alarm.
Let loose the dogs.
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All guards turn
out for the search!
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All prisoners into the barracks!
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I assure you, sir, I...
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It is lucky for you,
Klink, that I'm here.
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Zuruck! Zuruck!
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Get back! Back, back, back!
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Everybody zuruck!
Zuruck! In barracks.
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Exciting, isn't it, Schultz?
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All I wanted was an oil change.
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Hey, Colonel.
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Something's wrong outside.
The search is still going on.
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They didn't find anybody?
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No, sir. Not Tiger, not
LeBeau, not anybody!
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LeBeau, what are you doing here?
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Sorry, Colonel!
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Sorry? What happened?
Didn't you meet Tiger?
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Yes, sir, I did.
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Yeah, what went wrong?
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Well, just wouldn't work out.
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Are you out of your
mind? You know the orders.
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We don't use the
outside entrance
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and this tunnel
except in emergency.
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Krauts find out what
we've got underground
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and we've blown
the whole ball game.
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I thought it was an emergency.
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You thought it was an emergency.
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And where's Tiger?
Right behind you?
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Awaiting permission
to come up, sir.
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Tiger, come up here.
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Hello.
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You're Tiger.
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Oui. Tiger.
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Hello.
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The changing
of the clothes, sir,
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it just wouldn't work out.
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What's the matter with
those people on the outside?
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Don't they know procedure?
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You mad at me?
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Look, this is no game.
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Guys risk their lives
escaping from other camps.
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We sneak them in here.
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They depend on us
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to get them out of Germany.
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Our whole operation could
go right down the drain,
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just 'cause they
sent us a woman.
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00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:47,115
I have had many more missions
more dangerous than this,
270
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,650
and they did not
send me, I volunteer.
271
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,297
All right, so you're Mata Hari.
272
00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:52,920
But this is an all-male camp.
273
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:56,924
Just where, for instance,
do we put you up?
274
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,338
In the spirit of "hands
across the sea" and all that,
275
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,363
uh, I hereby volunteer
to share my cubicle.
276
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,861
What's the matter, Newkirk?
277
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,474
The matter is, Colonel,
278
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,243
that a gentleman's tailor
279
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,000
is a gentleman's tailor,
280
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,869
and what we've got
here is no gentleman.
281
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,373
Begging your pardon, Tiger.
282
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,008
But of course.
283
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,342
Do the best you can.
284
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,855
We've got to get her
out of here tonight
285
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,212
looking like a
German civilian...
286
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,225
Some kind of a bulky uniform
to carry these blueprints.
287
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,327
Colonel, women work as crew
288
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,051
on the German trains.
289
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,853
I don't care if you
put on a kimono
290
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,588
and go as Tokyo Rose.
291
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,058
Let's just ad-lib the
whole thing, huh?
292
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,372
Why not? The worst
that can happen to you
293
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,208
is you get one week in
solitary, or I can get shot.
294
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,664
All right, all right.
295
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,544
Just have her ready
by roll call tonight.
296
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,036
The diversion is the tank
coming out of the rec hall.
297
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,703
Then you take off after that.
298
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,317
I thought it was in pieces.
299
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,773
It is in pieces.
300
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,187
We're going to put it back
together again in the rec hall
301
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,722
after the Germans
padlock the place.
302
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,779
Sounds wild.
303
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,293
The Colonel never misses.
304
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,684
Everything under control always.
305
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,219
Except his temper.
306
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,691
Hello.
307
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,204
Colonel Hogan, please.
308
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,273
Herr Kommandant
wants you in his office,
309
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,830
quickly, quickly.
310
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,065
He is boiling
311
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,078
over the escape that
was not an escape.
312
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,903
The guards were
searching all night.
313
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,477
No. No.
314
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,779
Tokyo Rose.
315
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,716
Oh, Colonel Hogan,
this time you went too far.
316
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,385
What am I saying?
317
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,921
I see nothing. Nothing!
318
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,559
Something I can do
for you, Commandant?
319
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,480
A slight explanation, Colonel
Hogan, about last night.
320
00:14:59,515 --> 00:15:01,782
You know, I feel worse
than you do about that.
321
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,283
Sit down. Sit down.
322
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,770
On your feet.
323
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,875
Colonel Hogan, if
you do not feel worse
324
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,643
than I do now, you will.
325
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,857
I and my men were out all night,
326
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,514
and this morning,
327
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,016
the man you reported
missing was still here.
328
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,863
You know, I think we
were even one over.
329
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,153
Enough of your American jokes.
330
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:26,858
Punishment shall be
meted out to all prisoners.
331
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,860
All prisoners?
332
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,862
All prisoners.
333
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,498
Then you will not be so
popular, Colonel Hogan.
334
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,966
Oh, they're going to
hate me, all right, sir,
335
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,502
but I've just got to learn.
336
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,003
The usual punishment?
337
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,406
Yes. The prisoners'
recreation hall
338
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,641
will be padlocked for one week.
339
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,710
You're a hard man, Colonel.
340
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,211
But just.
341
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,846
Uh, anything else?
342
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:53,651
Colonel Hogan, last
night, just at roll call,
343
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,954
a Tiger tank entered the camp.
344
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,901
Tiger tank? Was
that a Tiger tank?
345
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,391
Hey, that's beautiful.
346
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,827
My compliments to
the General Staff, sir.
347
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,996
Danke. And, during your
search, Colonel Hogan,
348
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,333
did you happen to see
what gate it went out of?
349
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,003
It did go out a gate, didn't it?
350
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,139
We were all locked
in our barracks, sir.
351
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:18,170
Couldn't you have
looked through a window?
352
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,495
Herr Kommandant, General
Hofstader is on the phone.
353
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,831
General Hofstader? Hofstader?
354
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,667
Commander, Third
Panzer Division.
355
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:28,335
Hofstader!
356
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:31,238
General Hofstader, how
nice to hear from you.
357
00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:33,708
I... Tank?
358
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,877
Didn't it come back?
359
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:41,515
I assure you, General
Hofstader, I never sent for one.
360
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:44,551
I had nothing to do with
it, General Hofstader. I...
361
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:47,287
Where is it now?
362
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,491
Well, you see,
General Hofstader,
363
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:52,927
it was here last night,
364
00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:54,528
and then we had an escape,
365
00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:56,563
except it wasn't
really an escape,
366
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,900
and when we came to
look for the tank, well, it, uh...
367
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:04,004
Nasty tempers, those Panzers.
368
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,307
No, General Hofstader.
369
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,944
There's no need for you to
come here, General Hofstader.
370
00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:12,512
The tank will be found
immediately, General Hofstader.
371
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,548
Jawohl, General Hofstader!
372
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,319
Lose a tank?
373
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,956
If the tank did not
leave the camp,
374
00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,635
then it is still here.
375
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:24,870
If it is still here,
376
00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:26,571
your men may have hidden it.
377
00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:28,406
Now, we will search this camp,
378
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,542
inch by inch,
barracks by barracks,
379
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,166
prisoner by prisoner.
380
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,601
Colonel Klink, now,
just where do you think
381
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,570
we might have
hidden a Tiger tank?
382
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:40,040
It is impossible for
you to hide a Tiger tank.
383
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:42,009
Therefore, I suspect you.
384
00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:44,044
Dismissed.
385
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,545
Don't worry,
386
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,915
I think it'll show up somewhere.
387
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,347
Can't you make a
phone tap off Klink's office
388
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,550
out of something
besides my coffee pot?
389
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,040
Aw, tais-toi.
390
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,515
Aw, tais-toi! Tais-toi to you!
391
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,579
Oh, General Hofstader
is on the way, Colonel.
392
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,825
He'll be here in a few minutes.
393
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,727
I guess we'd better
give back the tank.
394
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,316
Newkirk, get over
to the rec hall.
395
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,317
It's all set to go.
396
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,497
Jawohl, mein Colonel.
397
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,720
Knock off the phony accent.
398
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,276
All right, Governor.
399
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,029
For your inspection, Colonel.
400
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,542
Worst job we ever did,
401
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,843
but the blueprints are all in.
402
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,900
Got some fatigues to
go over that for roll call?
403
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,079
Right here, Colonel.
404
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,135
Let's get 'em on her.
405
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,537
Roll call's any minute now.
406
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,105
Well, uh, good luck, now.
407
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,140
Thank you, Sergeant.
408
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,523
LeBeau: Well, be careful, huh?
409
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,480
Merci.
410
00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:42,069
Here, let me help you...
411
00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:44,544
I can manage, thank you.
412
00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:49,476
I am sorry if my
413
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:50,644
being a woman
414
00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:52,713
has made things
difficult for you.
415
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:54,882
Difficult?
416
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,951
For your plans.
417
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:59,786
Oh, yeah, sure.
418
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:04,424
Colonel Hogan...
419
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,595
it is not likely
420
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,698
that we will ever
see each other again,
421
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,734
so we can be frank, no?
422
00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:16,436
No. Oh, yeah, yeah.
423
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,485
I volunteered to come here,
424
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:22,821
because in the underground
425
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:27,047
I heard many things
about your operation here.
426
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,994
We know that you could escape,
427
00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:30,762
but you choose to stay behind
428
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,419
and help the others.
429
00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:37,024
And I was curious...
430
00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:39,826
Curious, as a woman...
431
00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:41,874
About the man in charge.
432
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:44,365
And now I have seen.
433
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,504
Um, roll call?
434
00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:53,107
Roll call.
435
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,845
Roll call, Colonel.
436
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,818
Roll call, Colonel.
437
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:27,041
General Hofstader,
438
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,142
how nice to see you.
439
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:32,112
Where is my tank, Klink?
440
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,132
Didn't it come back yet?
441
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,903
Klink, I released a tank to you
442
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,222
to put down a riot by prisoners.
443
00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,458
I see no riot.
444
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,227
I see no tank.
445
00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:49,780
All I see is a colonel
446
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,850
about to become corporal.
447
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,134
But, General Hofstader,
448
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,602
we searched the grounds,
449
00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:57,938
the barracks, the prisoners...
450
00:20:57,974 --> 00:20:59,739
The prisoners?
451
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:02,809
No one had it in his pocket?
452
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,748
We are talking about
a Tiger tank, Klink,
453
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:10,084
not a toy dump truck!
454
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,876
Please, Colonel,
you push me too far.
455
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,155
What's the matter, Schultz?
456
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,579
All 15 not here?
457
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,014
15 are here, but
it is not Newkirk.
458
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,016
It doesn't even
look like Newkirk
459
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,552
in any important respect.
460
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,187
Really?
461
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,922
Oh, please, Colonel Hogan,
462
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,291
I do not want to interfere
in your private life,
463
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,659
but I must insist...
464
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,673
Schultz, you have my word...
465
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,797
Newkirk will be here...
466
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,366
any time now.
467
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,545
General Hofstader,
468
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,747
it will not be necessary
469
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,815
for you to report
this to Berlin.
470
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,473
The tank will turn
up any time now.
471
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,202
You see, I told
you it would turn up.
472
00:22:12,048 --> 00:22:14,026
Now, where did that come from?
473
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:18,018
I see nothing, nothing!
474
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,779
It is attacking!
475
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,283
This is General Hofstader.
476
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,621
Halt! Halt!
477
00:22:41,643 --> 00:22:44,611
Get inside... Get
inside that tank!
478
00:22:46,381 --> 00:22:48,298
It's about the biggest
diversion we can make.
479
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,434
You better be going.
480
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:55,317
Colonel Hogan!
481
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,074
Colonel Hogan!
482
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,711
Kissing prisoners is verboten!
483
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,483
Au revoir.
484
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,475
Anything happening?
485
00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,243
Nothing, Schultz.
486
00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:20,280
Just the dull, deadly
routine of prison life.
487
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:27,488
Oh, boy.
488
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,912
Colonel...
489
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,832
Now, we've had some
strange occurrences
490
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,423
in this camp, very
strange occurrences.
491
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,353
We have? Yes.
492
00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:50,344
Can you suggest an explanation?
493
00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:51,311
The Gestapo.
494
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,113
The Gestapo?
495
00:23:53,148 --> 00:23:55,193
Colonel Klink, you've
never had an escape
496
00:23:55,217 --> 00:23:56,450
at Stalag 13.
497
00:23:56,486 --> 00:23:58,819
That's a record not even
the Gestapo can match.
498
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,087
True, but I-I...
499
00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:02,289
It's a plot to
discredit you in Berlin.
500
00:24:02,324 --> 00:24:03,290
But why?
501
00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:05,136
Your efficiency is
showing them up!
502
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,404
No!
503
00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:07,628
You have a better theory?
504
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:09,830
This is incredible.
505
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,031
What can I do?
506
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:14,267
Well, perhaps one of these days
507
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,305
we might just be able
to arrange an escape.
508
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:21,558
Nothing big... 15, 20 men?
509
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:24,194
Do you realize that
what you are suggesting,
510
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,796
Colonel Hogan, is treason?
511
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,998
See? You're too perfect.
512
00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:32,498
That's why they hate you.
513
00:24:32,522 --> 00:24:34,221
For after dinner.
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