All language subtitles for Hill Street Blues s07e14 Der Roachenkavalier

Item 5, revised arrest guidelines for
Operation Pushover Day 4.

PCP, two or more tinfoil packets now
constitutes possession with intent to

distribute. All right, cannabis,
anything over one ounce.

Pills more than six.

The new regs say that you have got a
felony arrest.

The vote of the PWID used to be ten.
Told you.

Sarge, are we really going to pop these
guys for a heavy ounce of dope?

All right.

Courage, people. Michigan Avenue is
inundated. The arraignment courts are

grinding to a stop.

The public defender's sick -outs are at
an all -time high. But, as gentlemen, we

applaud the counsel's good intentions.

All right. Back to item six,
moonlighting.

In brief, Division Memo 609 declares the
experiment is over. Effective this

date. No more after -hours jobs.

Go home to your dependents and... Item
seven, assignments.

Malachy, Olmsted, Russo, the Hooker John
operation on Stuyvesant, Ryan and

Sternick, abandoned cars.

Detective Belker continues his produce
undercover and, by the way, has

yams at 60 cents the best.

I am all out of yams. Surely a reorder.
I don't know if I'll reorder.

Well, that's too bad.

Well, um...

Oh, before you go, on a personal note.
Who's lieutenant?

Robert, the title sergeant would suit me
all my life.

However, it is true that my review has
been given a date certain five

weeks from tomorrow.

Reinstatement to my former lieutenancy
is apparently all but assured.

Thank you.

Bye, everybody.

Hey, everybody. My little cousin's got a
science project.

Need a large to extremely large
cockroach. Gotta be alive.

Appreciate your help. My little cousin
is referred to as the W105 Rockaroach

Contest. Happens to pay...

$1 ,005 for the largest roach
apprehended today.

Hey, you know, this dump is roach
heaven. Me and Neil are giving 50 bucks

anything over three inches.

You know, this moonlighting situation is
ridiculous.

No, they said it's canceled after
tonight. No, no, no, no. As of this

I've been thinking about the blonde
haves in the sink.

Spare me, please.

Oh, come on. Listen, I bring my Roto
-Rooter and it don't cost you nothing.

The topic is cockroaches. Now, me and
Neil figure, going from pipe to pipe,

know where's the main nest, the big guy.

Sub -basement. I told you.

Sal, I've never been down here. Where is
he?

Hey, Sal.

She's perfect.

Babylon called in to tell me, take me
away from Babylon.

Oh, I'm a slave in a country of not my
choosing, man.

It's dead, partner, no offense, but...

Aren't your locks a little straight
anyway?

It's the Ravers, man. We're talking
about the Ravers here. Yeah, not only do

get a hundred bucks for checking coats,
but we also get to take part in guitar

history. The Ravers haven't cut a record
in ten years. That's because they've

been living in France. You see, music is
like a circle. It's never broken.

Rock and roll, country, music to stare
at the wall by, a thousand and one

strings. As a matter of fact, the Ravers
are very heavily influenced by Johnny

Cash.

Johnny Cass is from Jamaica? No, but
they're influenced by him. It doesn't

like this. Listen to this.

Can't get a job, cause I look just like
a slob. Now that's Johnny Cass. Now

here's the rarest. Can't get no job,
cause I look just like a slob. Can't get

work, cause I look just like a jerk.

Any unit in the vicinity of Van Buren
and Shaw, we have a TA with fatalities.

2202, respond.

We got it.

He's out of control.

Get his arms.

Help me.

Look out.

Hey, hey. Look at me.

Get off of me, fat fool.

Look at me.

God, look familiar to you?

Oh, yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Damn discouraging.

How many dead are there?

opposite point to Phil.

I gotta call him.

I went too busy re -arresting the ones
the court let out yesterday in order to

run over women and children. Well, you
had this Revere guy yesterday, and you

let him go?

No, I didn't let him go. Some judge let
him go. A judge who? Which one?

Some judge. What's his name? I don't
know. On a white tower somewhere. I just

wish he'd come down long enough to drive
to Van Buren and Shaw and see what his

revolving door of justice looks like
before they scrape it up off the

Lieutenant.

One of your bad pennies come back, Mr.
Davenport.

There's a 263 eyewitness report coming.

We're getting some statements now. Come
on away.

You my lawyer again?

Warm,

Norm.

Just give me and Lieutenant Goldblum a
minute, a minute to make our escape.

What are you, funny today?

Your diaper pins tickle or what?

You ever think maybe people got tragedy
in their lives?

Hey, I'm sorry I'm alive.

Okay, close it.

Runs over the grandmother while the
mother and the nine -year -old son

Hey, hey, come here. Give me that paper.

Give me that paper.

You know why you don't know anything,
Flaherty, huh? Because you ain't lived

enough.

Mr. Rivera, did you speak to any
witnesses at the scene?

I, uh, I don't know.

I'm not sure you want to answer this,
but are you under the influence of any

drug at the moment?

Look, I got a problem, and I request
rehabilitation.

Did you tell witnesses at the scene that
the sign said, don't walk, and they was

walking?

I don't know.

You do know three people are dead.

No one told me anyone's dead.

The witness says you continued to
accelerate through the crosswalk and the

sidewalk until your car was caused to
stop by the bus stop bench.

Did you see the lady sitting on the
bench?

Mr. Rivera, you didn't deliberately run
those people down, did you?

No, ma 'am.

They got hit because it was their own
fault.

Give the BCI and your client counseling.
No, thank you.

Look, before you start, if there's
anything I can do... Look, it ain't

If it was about me, the last person I'd
ask is you, all right?

Say, uh... Say there's a regular guy
who's got this good -looking wife.

Uh, everything's great to the naked eye.

Then suddenly, out of the blue, she
starts whoring around on him. You mean

turning tricks like the, uh, Lorenzen
wife case?

No, no, she's just cheating on him.

So what's the question?

Well, uh, do you tell the guy or not?

What could you say?

The truth.

It, uh, it pains me to tell a man this,
but you got horns.

Maybe just slip him a note, huh?

Children? Not by this union.

Do I know him? What is this? You just
ask questions back and that's supposed

be a big help? Look, in my opinion, it
depends on what kind of a guy he is.

Maybe he knows already. Maybe he'd
rather not know. Okay, all right.

Say he's... Say he's a leadership guy.

He's a regular guy.

Maybe a little underweight.

And he's got a good -looking wife.

That kind of guy.

What are we talking about here, Norm?

Hey, I don't need this, Lieutenant, all
right? As far as I'm concerned, we never

even had this conversation, all right?

Yeah,

I lost it.

Where is it?

Over your head, man. Unless you moved.

Oh, I got it.

Ready? Uh -huh.

They're too quick, babe. Yeah, but the
size.

We gotta try again.

This time we'll wait till the queen
comes out.

Hey, sport, there's gotta be a better
way.

Hey, Neil, you there?

Where would I go?

Charged with three counts for hit to a
homicide and murder in the first degree.

On for bail application.

Nice tie.

Keep your head low, Joyce.

Mr. Bernstein.

Your Honor, three people are dead.

Mr. Rivera failed his urinalysis, and
given the fact that he was just in here

yesterday... Yeah.

Wondered when we would get to that.

Misdemeanor charge, wasn't it, Mr.
Bernstein?

Under the new prosecution guidelines,
which I happen to support, I would have

thought you had a felony charge out of
that.

Approach the bench, Your Honor. No.

because if I had known of such a charge,
Mr. Rivera would not have gone out on

$100 bail yesterday. He would not have
gone anywhere.

Apparently, the police did not request
felony offender treatment.

I don't know why.

Officer Ranko, what about this?

Well, sir, your honor, it's my
understanding it's a felony, and I don't

nothing more about it.

Oh.

Well, I think I know a little more about
it.

Let me just muse a moment on this.

How many times has the judiciary of this
city been charged with so -called

revolving door justice?

How many times have district attorneys
and the police complained that we are

soft on these people and now we have a
crackdown? Because finally we are fed

nauseated by these repeat offenders.

And lo and behold, it is the police who
turn Mr. Rivera loose on the street.

Well, not today, Mr. Rivera.

Remanded. Without bail.

All rise.

And if inquiring minds from the press
want to know why a dangerous criminal

had his wrist slapped, take it up with
Police Chief Daniels this time.

Not with me.

So how about it, officers? What's the
story now? How come this guy was like

this?

What the hell is going on over here?

Rivera's dirty way, way, way over the
new consul guidelines, and somebody

him back?

Shag time, Frank.

Who's responsible?

The precinct commander.

You were at Michigan Avenue yesterday.
Whose watch was it? And let's get him in

here. That tone carries, Gene.

Yeah, well, that's the tone I'm getting
from Daniels.

Henry?

Reconstructing.

I've still got people to ask.

We're checking the possibility that
maybe a booking number got switched. How

could that happen?

I don't know.

Great. Great, Goldblum.

Smooth move.

I'll tell the chief he can go back to
his crossword puzzle.

You better get your act together,
Captain.

So they're looking for the sacrificial
goat.

Where's the slob that let Rivera go?

The incompetent. Turns killers loose on
the street, even though if our wonderful

city council's regs had been listened
to. Henry. I went down there. My God.

Had to lift the car off the old room
with the tow truck.

And Rivera's blood test was completely
crazy. He was out of his mind. Henry, if

you're protecting somebody, I won't have
it. We were busy as hell.

Maybe a booking number did get switched.
Maybe the arresting officer... Or me.

I'm the most likely candidate. I make
out the grand jury list.

Frank, come on. The point is, the new
rigs are bald.

Excuse me, that's not the point. If I'd
come to you, if I'd said, here's a minor

bust. Now, technically, it's a felony.

But the possession is questionable.
Under normal circumstances, we'd kick it

totally. I would have said, honor the
council's intention.

No discretion.

No cops, Sammy. Just let the whole
system run itself aground.

Henry, have you been scuttling the Great
Operation pushover? Uh -uh, Frank. No,

I haven't.

I've been trying to live with these
regs. Look, Howard makes out the

list if you ask him.

Ask him, Henry. We need to know what
happened. Find out, all right?

You seeing Sergeant Hunter?

He's around somewhere, Lieutenant.

It's almost ready.

Scissors.

Two pick.

Come on, man, take this.

All right, now, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

One more. Yeah, got it.

Okay, Neil.

Feast your eyes. The Caesar's Palace of
Roach Motels. Look at him.

Sticky as that.

Yeah, so?

Oh, death by adhesion, gentlemen.

Remarkably like the killer tar pits of
prehistoric York.

No, no, no. The contest will say it's
got to be alive.

I'll fix it. Thanks, Sarge.

I'm on the bar. Your assignment today
is?

Uh -oh.

Prepping the bomb case, Sarge. Alex, a
minute.

Yesterday's charge sheets. You filed
them? Yes, indeed.

As I remember, the felony list was on an
old envelope, sort of ripped.

Ah, yes. Blue and gray.

An order envelope for a musket ball
magazine, Box 30Z, Tempe, Arizona,

It's a good outcome.

Any chance you could locate it? Well, in
truth, Henry, I don't remember this

fellow Rivera being on it.

Just check, okay?

Neither problem.

Shut up, shut up, shut up. Hey, Jack
Lee.

Can I ask you hello, so shut up, right
to left. Come here, come here.

Shut up.

Come here.

You shut up, Jackie.

Several years this marriage goes all
right. He's Paisan, she's Yacht Club.

ask me how it got started.

Any event, she is now sleeping around on
him and he's a friend of mine. Is this

your time, Captain? Will you shut up
till I finish?

All right? These are high class people,
Jackie. You wouldn't know any of them.

So, uh...

You being a whore, you got professional
experience in this cheating and lying

and breaking up of happy homes, and how
come it happens?

Hey, look, are you deaf? I asked you a
question. What question was that?

Why would a woman do that to a man?

Just to get his attention, probably.

Yeah? Hey, look, Lieutenant, why do you
think we do our toes, honey, for our

feet?

So, uh, what does he do?

Take a complete knife, you know, spend a
little money on her for once.

So, uh, how about it, Lieutenant? You
gonna give me a pass on my pass?

Huh?

Nah, for what?

Oh, come on, you scumbags.

Precisely where memory placed it.

I should eat rock.

Lady, would you not do that to that dog?

38 cents.

Some people...

Whose dog is that?

I don't know nothing about nothing. And
that's the secret of my success.

Guy over at the pool hall.

Puerto Rican looking guy.

What's his name?

Bud.

Bud? I'd call everybody Bud. That's just
the way I am.

Thank you.

First I gotta see the Grand Tetons.

Look, the coat stays closed. I'm
freezing, okay?

You want to go to a party or not?

I don't know.

Bleed to death, would you?

Yams come in?

Tina, you think you could move your
operation a half a block down my way? I

this very weird purse -snatching thing
down there.

Well, I'm getting around here, so runny
nose anyhow.

Right.

Lieutenant. You know, they're calling
you the subversive cop.

What? What are you talking about? When
your friend Steve Merker shoots a police

officer, you speak out in defense.

Now there's this thing with letting the
bus stop killer go free.

You're nuts.

Where'd you get that? The clipping's in
the morgue. Your name keeps coming up

like a pattern of a guy who's bucking
the system. I think that's pretty

subversive. Look, why don't we find a
place to talk? Carney, what is this,

feeding times at Shark Pool? You're not
supposed to be back here. Come on, come

on.

No, I didn't.

Thanks for looking.

I didn't.

Heard about your review.

Go get them.

Ah, thanks, Jim.

Yeah, well, I'm in the contest.

What's the biggest one you got so far?

I mean, approximately.

Huh?

Yeah, okay. Thanks a lot.

Well, what do you say?

Ah, they can't tell me anything. No bugs
excepted before three.

Okay, your independent estimate.

Two and a half.

Big roach to 80.

Sorry to tell you, this animal is in a
weakened condition.

You're nuts.

Hey, he's scampering around.

He's got nothing to eat in there.

Get him some lettuce.

That's for turtles.

You're absolutely right.

Anyhow, any of you guys know who it is
that Captain Furlow's wife is sleeping

around on him with?

Wait, what?

Why don't you shut your face, huh?

I didn't mean nothing.

Dumb as a bag full of hammers. They
don't get nothing right.

Henry.

What is it, Howard?

The chief would like to see you in the
captain's office.

Chief, I was in station command
yesterday.

Sit down, Lieutenant. Relax.

I asked you to be brought in and I'm
here to listen.

Frankly, I think the press, the TV,
they're bending this Rivera thing around

us. But maybe we can straighten them
out. One thing, we've tripled our

this week.

Absolutely, and I'll make that crystal
clear.

Now, on the individual himself, did we
have him and what happened?

Henry.

You want to know the truth?

The truth?

I can't fool around on this. It's the
new regs, sir.

They're a bad deal. Not only are they
unenforceable, they're misleading.

The council worked them out. They're the
whole basis of Operation Pushover. I

know, but they're just a PR job.

They're a setup. And I signed them,
Lieutenant.

You didn't answer the question, Henry.

Why wasn't Rivera held?

Because I let him go.

What?

I checked, and that's what must have
happened.

Facts off the arrest report suggest
officers had no cause to frisk, so I

have seen that.

realized we would have lost at a
suppression hearing and just charged the

misdemeanor. I'm not hearing this. Maybe
I'm justifying my own behavior because

people got killed. Just a second. But
I'm not. I'd probably do it again. Save

three court appearances, two lawyers, 20
hours cop overtime, scarce bed and a

slam. The hell with it. It's always
going to be a judgment call. It's a

call. We've got a highly publicized
operation out there in full swing. No,

Counsel doesn't just vote and suddenly
all... the warts disappear. They go

Frank, is this your policy? Not to
enforce guidelines?

I know what Henry's trying to say, but
he's saying it badly. Very badly.

He's telling me he's in charge here. Is
that it? He runs the department?

The hell you do, Lieutenant.

Somebody's got to make the calls and
it's not city council. I'll make the

You're out of here. How do you like
that?

Suspended pending a review board.

And Frank, I still want that report.

Take your time.

This cozy fan tootie is supposed to be
funny, huh?

What's it about?

Infidelity. No, no.

That other one you mentioned. Sir
Infidelio. She saves her husband's life.

And there's no boys dressed up as girls,
huh? Nothing like that.

That's Rosenkavalier.

And as I explained to you, sir...

Delros and Cavalier is completely sold
out.

Okay, give me two for Friday night, the
ringside. The one where

she saves him.

Loge or dress circle, sir?

Loge.

Anyhow, not behind any posts.

Lease discount?

$76, sir.

Huh?

You've crossed a threshold of taste.

Yeah, there she is.

I promised her I'd get the 30 bucks I
owe her.

Patrick, she's undercover.

Is that smart?

It'll just look like a standard roust.

I put on a leash, and you walked me.

Like a beagle.

I do that?

Because I buy you two, that's why.

Hey, sister, get out of here.

What are you doing?

Inspector, we both know that suspension
was unwarranted.

No. No, there aren't fatalities in the
Goldbloom case. The fatalities are in

Rivera case. Let's not miss that
distinction.

Because what happened this morning could
have happened to a thousand cops in

this city. It was just one of those
freak results that come back to haunt

that's all. And I'm getting a little
sick of downtown's hypocritical self

-righteousness.

wrong, Captain?

I mean, the door being closed.

It's not the best time, Norman.

Here.

Opera tickets?

Yeah, Fidelio, Friday night.

Two seats next to each other.

Awfully nice of you, Norman.

But actually, I think Miss Davenport has
a law seminar this weekend. She's going

to be away. She's going to be away?

You know with who?

It's just one of those retreats that go
to a hotel in Yak.

Maybe I can talk her out of it.

Hey, yeah.

Talk her out of it, Captain. I mean, the
lady knows a lot of law already. I

mean, she knows lots of it.

But you have to know right away, no? No,
no, no, no. Talk to her. And, Captain,

maybe be a little persuasive.

Yeah. You know, like you're really
paying her some attention.

I'm not going to let them take your
badge, but I think they're seeing an

attitude that doesn't help.

I'm not asking for your support,
Captain.

Daniels is up on his high horse, and you
put him there.

Three people got killed, and people are
saying I'm responsible. And I don't

really buy that, but I can understand
how they might think it.

But as a cop, I was being the only cop I
can be anymore.

The only kind of cop I think it's right
to be.

Do you accept me that way?

Do you?

What way do you mean exactly?

Not kissing any liar's cheeks.

I just wish you'd come to me when the
guidelines came out. Maybe I should.

Maybe that's right.

But I didn't.

So I think you'd better keep your
distance on this, Captain.

And there's a Miss Don Walker who says
she's returning your call.

You don't even like dogs.

A dog to me is like a piece of dirt.

Doc? Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I called.

Listen, if there's any interest, I'd
like to go on the Don Chesler show.

I've never seen this dog in my life.

Okay, Raymond.

Yo,

man, what's the matter with him?

The pound's on its way, detective.

They said if you could just... He tied
the dog up in the parking lot. Pound?

What for?

Well, he's got to get locked up until
his case goes to court.

This dog has allowed one phone call,
hasn't he?

Uh, still prepping the feldbaum,
Paisage.

It's going crazy, you know. It feels
weird. It's scratching right on my

Well, at least we know he's still alive.

Thanks a lot.

could I see you a moment privately?

Just say it's none of their business.

Yeah, but they're all asking me.

Hi, honey.

Uh, listen.

Could we talk about your no -dogs
policy?

Captain? Yes?

I'm kind of on the spot out here.

What would you want me to tell the
people about you and Miss Davenport

the divorce?

You pump iron, you do sit -ups at dawn
with your flak jacket on.

Wear your heavy hands right into the
shower.

Makes your body hard.

But how do you train for inner strength?

Howard, what's up?

And then the test comes and you flunk
it.

Honor, discretion, loyalty.

Flush it right down the commode like so
many gum wrappers.

I've got to go somewhere, Howard.

As you know, I couldn't find the
envelope.

Doesn't matter.

But here it is.

Rivera's name is there.

Yes, I hesitated, Henry.

I saw my lieutenancy slipping away
and... That's Rivera J.

The physical therapist with the hand
grenades.

It's Curtis Rivera this is all about.

It is?

You didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't? I knocked him down to a
misdemeanor.

Well, we do so rely on our memories,
don't we?

But for a moment I thought there that,
well...

Well,

you can imagine my relief.

There I was, swinging slowly in my own
wind, and I...

Oh, Harry.

Listen.

Forgive my self -absorption.

Is there anything I can do to help? I
know what it's like to have your back

against the wall.

I've been there.

Oh, yes.

And it's... It's quite awful.

Not necessarily.

You've got nothing to lose.

Hey,

let's see what we got.

Are you kidding? How about you?

Nothing. What about you?

There's nothing either. Let me show you
guys a real cockroach.

Huh?

Huh?

Here. Bye.

Sir.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours,
huh? What do you say?

not seeing this.

J .J., look what we got here.

What? Tony Priest.

Wait, who are you, man?

You mean to tell me you don't remember
Detective Washington?

Well, I remember you. You jumped bail on
that robbery at the train station.

No way.

Hell yeah, Tony Priest. There's a
warrant out for your arrest. Get out of

Neal. He's busted.

Don't speak bad, dude.

Let me enter my roast while we go. No
way. Neil's got a sign for him at this

station. Personal property at the time
of arrest.

You want somebody to think we stole
them? It ain't right.

I got that rock of roast right here.

Just you and

me, huh?

And a great big fat disgusting
cockroach.

And if you're responsible for letting
Mr. Rivera go, What about the people he

allegedly ran down? Aren't you
responsible for those deaths, too?

Actually, I think that's too simple.

I think... And it's a cheap shot.

I apologize, Lieutenant.

Nobody can apologize.

Not you or me or city council.

Look, people want things they won't pay
for.

So they're responsible, too. They pay
for police protection, don't they? But

enough to keep the bad guys off the
street.

Council announces a drug crackdown.

Sounds great on a piece of paper.

Do more.

Do a lot more. But there's not enough
cops or judges or courtrooms or jail

or hours in a day to do a lot more.

So everything's still got to be a
judgment call. The cops are in the

We'll always be in the middle. All I'm
saying is the public gets what it's

willing to pay for, not what it wishes
for. And anybody who tells them any

different, that's who's responsible for
the lives snuffed out at a Decker Avenue

bus stop this morning.

What I haven't said is that Lieutenant
Goldblum has been suspended without pay

for speaking his mind.

for his message to City Council.

And I think it stinks.

And I want to shake your hand,
Lieutenant.

Next up, Don Gregson with some tough
talk about soft fingernails and what you

can do about them.

And we're clear.

Sensational.

Henry, that was so good, you gave me
chills.

Not only that, Councilman Kearney just
called. Don, Kearney's people were

watching. They want him to come over and
testify before the subcommittee right

now. Come on, the limo will run you
over.

So she's on the table and the plastic
surgeon says, wait a minute, who wants

this liposuction, you or him? Uh -oh.

Him, she says.

He's the one who calls me hippo hips,
queen of the cellulite, and he's the one

who's going to pay the bill. Wrong
answer. Yeah. The doctor gets real

It's a serious procedure.

His malpractice is unbelievable and he
won't do it just for a boyfriend.

Yeah.

So, what's new with Joyce since I was up
here yesterday?

You need something, Lieutenant?

You know, Joyce.

Come on, don't hold me in suspense. I
mean, this is better than Stella Dallas

here. We have several Joyce's. To which
one are you referring?

We got Joyce Haydash, we got Joyce
Lipnick, we got Joyce Davenport. Yeah,

right. The Joyce that's, uh,
whatchamacallit, behind her husband's

can't stop on account of the smell of
the new guy stays in her nose like a

memory.

Oh, Joyce Lipnick.

Grace under pressure. Gee, Howard, you
look superb. I even imagined a tan.

I've got to take the makeup off.

A guy offered me $15 ,000 for the book
I'm writing, Howard.

Hmm. No doubt to be ghosted by some
bearded white wine liberal imposing

vacillation on every line. Have you
considered the protection of co

Excuse me.

Uh, he's here, Chief. Yeah, I should
tell him.

Council took a vote after you left. They
approved three new judges, 40

additional cadets of the police academy,
and a study for a new reformatory

facility. Huh?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'll tell them to drop by.

Thanks. I agree.

Under the circumstances.

Chief is dropping your suspension.

He says you actually did us a service.

Frank.

Yes, Henry?

Son of a gun.

Son of a gun.

You did it.

You beat the system. But I was wrong. I
mean, doesn't it kill you? I was wrong,

and yet I was right.

I had nothing to lose, so I just went
ahead.

It had nothing to do with me. I was
detached.

I didn't even care. And we made our
point.

I even enjoyed it.

Me.

Chief wants to see you this afternoon.
My advice is to listen and nod a lot.

Don't worry.

Go ahead.

I caused you trouble. It was, uh... I
didn't think that was any other way.

take it the way it came out, Henry. I
couldn't be happier.

Boy, what a weight off me.

Lieutenant, somebody wants to see you.

Go.

You've heard?

You have something to tell me?

Confession, perhaps?

Never mind the wisecracks. What are we
going to do about the rumors, Ferillo?

Well, I have one idea, Friday night.

I know you have other plans, but why
don't you just drop them and go out with

me?

Ma 'am?

You're Lieutenant Henry Goldberg?

Yes, ma 'am.

You let him go! He killed my mother! You
let him kill you!

Hold on, hold on.

Are you okay, Lieutenant?

He cried.

captain's office.

Hey, Howard.

Happiness, it's an elusive commodity.

So, Lieutenant, I've canceled my other
plans.

She took me up on my offer.

They're wonderful seats, really. And
even if you didn't buy them, you could

just sold them.

76 bucks.

Norman, you didn't buy them, did you?

Who, me?

Hey, Captain.

Then where did they come from?

Frank, we should reimburse him.

Hey, it's no big deal. I mean, as long
as you're going to use him. Norman, if

you paid for these tickets, there's no
way I can take them. I didn't, all

Captain, you want me to take a polygraph
or what? I mean, I just happen to have

them around, all right? Jeez.

Okay, thanks.

Hey, no big deal.

Just you two, you know, enjoy
yourselves.

Yes, excuse me, Captain, sir, Mrs.
Frillo, can I...

Just a few minutes. What is it, Andy?

Well, sir, it's about this moonlighting
situation, these new regs. You see,

tonight we were supposed to work on this
party, this reggae party, and it's the

ravers and all, and we thought that the
way we... Absolutely not.

Outside jobs are out as of today.

Well, see, we interpreted it to... It's
a rule that just came down, Andy, and

since it's a rule, let's just follow it,
okay?

Okay. Good night, Captain.

By the way, Who were you going on that
yak weekend with, anyway?

Hey, it's coming on.

Larry, where are you speaking off to?

Speaking off?

Hey, quiet, everybody.

J .D., are you going to buy us all some
cheesesteaks after you win this thing?

Here's the station.

W105 Rock had a beauty contest.

Hey. With a winner worth $1 ,005.

And here she is, strutting her stuff.
Hey, look. Yes, a coffee. Neil?

Or more correctly, a $2 ,000. Neil?

Ooh, Neil, it's ours.

We won!

$1 ,005.

Oh, man. Was it worth it, huh?

Our congratulations to Mr. Fugalesi's
7th grade class. Hey, wait. Wait a

No, no, it's fixed.

They didn't catch it. They drew it. Now,
we got a legitimate protest here.

Neil,

we can fight this.

Mother time, David.

So, Sergeant Bates.

Have you seen anybody regular?

Who do you think?

Sit.

Sit.

That's it.

No.

No.

That's a good dog. I'm glad we had that
little talk.

Mick, are you coming to bed?

Yeah, I was just walking the dog.

I already let him out.

You did?

I'm thinking I'm going to make you a big
breakfast tomorrow.

Cooking?

Is that something else you're good at?

When you're good, you're good.

Patrick, I don't want you to make me
breakfast.

I mean, I don't... I don't think I want
you to stay over.

Do you mind?

It's not a question of do I mind. It's
just that I got this morning routine.

You know, I wake up.

It's quiet.

I like it.

I'm kind of funny about it.

You don't think I got a morning routine?

Okay? So do we sleep a little now?

Or do I hop up like immediately and put
my shoes on? Stay a little.

Then go?

Then go.

You were really good on the show today.

It was a nice dinner.

I don't know.

Maybe what attracts me to you is the
fact that you take it all on yourself.

Dad.

I'll wait.

Don't, please. Just go, okay? Please.

Hello.

Yeah.

Well, I'd forget about it, Henry. I'd
put it right out of my mind.

And you know what else?

I wouldn't come in till noon tomorrow.

Yeah.