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You gotta be kidding me.
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Remember that old TV show, The Rockford
Files?
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God, I used to love that show.
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Rockford could always see through the
bulletin to the truth.
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Anyway, let me introduce myself.
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The name's John Fetcher.
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But you can call me Fetch.
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Because I get things.
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What I do.
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So I got a call around 2 a .m. about
this guy, Sonny.
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The one who jumped bail and he was worth
about 10 Gs.
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Now, the only reason I bring him up is
they always tell you it's easy.
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You know what?
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It's never easy.
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It's Fetch.
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You know what to do.
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John, hey, it's Susan.
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Quick question.
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Do you think you could get your head out
of your ass and send me my alimony
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check? I'm still waiting for it, John.
What is going on?
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Listen, all of the girls are getting
together this week. We were all going to
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to the IHOP.
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Martha, Devin, all of my girls are now
affiliated by the fact that I can't even
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afford to go. Maybe if they were going
to go to IHOP for some lingam pancakes,
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I'd be in. But in this case, I...
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She wasn't always that greedy.
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Then again, I wasn't always Miss Brooke.
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Either way,
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she's not as bad as she seems.
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I quit smoking the day she left.
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Six months and 12 days.
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All right, give me a break. I'm working
on it.
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I just got hit by a car, for God's sake.
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You got my ten grand?
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Uh, not exactly, man, but listen, I got
something better for you. Fifty?
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Geez. No problem. Be a piece of cake,
man. Be easy.
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It's never easy.
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I've been doing this so long, it all
starts to look the same.
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For example, a gig like this always
begins with a mansion.
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Sometimes a maid.
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I have an appointment.
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The Smiths.
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And let's not forget... Mr. Fetcher,
thanks for coming.
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The desperate rich couple.
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Call me Fetch.
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Can you help us? Can you find her?
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Well, tell me what happened.
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Last Friday night, we came home late
from dinner.
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She was gone.
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My mother was babysitting.
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They must have taken her while she was
sleeping.
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She must have been so scared.
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Cops? No.
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It's paid. Of course it's paid.
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Look, we just want Bella back.
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And we haven't heard anything.
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It's okay. We're going to get her back.
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Right?
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I'm gonna need a recent photo.
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That's a cute kid.
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I'll be in touch.
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I got all the information I needed from
the rich couple.
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It may not seem like much, but that
ransom note gave me a pretty good idea
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to start.
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See?
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This was Susan's problem with our
relationship.
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It was always me waiting in some dirty
alley and her waiting at home for me.
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Here we go.
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Like clockwork.
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My low -life informant and his
entourage.
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Meet Spike, your typical small -time
crook who believes he's a rap star.
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Come on, Spike, sunglasses on a rainy
day.
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Hey, Spike.
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Long time, no see.
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Yo, how you doing?
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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I hear you're one of the big dogs now.
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I'm doing all right.
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Nothing about that kidnap.
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Yo.
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Now, this happens a lot in my line of
work, and it's only going to get worse,
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let me just make this quick.
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It never takes Spike long to give up the
information.
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All right. I know what you're thinking.
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Come on, I just got attacked by four
guys.
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I wish you could pull your head out of
your ass and just call me back.
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Give me a little bit of fucking respect,
you bonehead.
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It's your ex -wife. I'd like my money.
It's called down.
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Well, I think it's going to be five more
big ones.
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And, uh, what do you think, Frankie?
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I'm in.
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You're so
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easy. Look at these guys.
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Dressed in black, smoking cigarettes,
playing cards.
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They gotta be bad guys.
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Anyone home?
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Sorry.
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My car broke down, and I saw your sign
out here. I don't even know what this
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but I was wondering if you guys could
help.
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Am I?
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Am I interrupting?
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm John Fetcher.
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Call me Fetch.
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Fetch? Frankie, would you take care of
Fetch here? What the fuck do you want,
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man?
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Ah! Ah!
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Remember when I said it was going to get
worse?
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This is what I was talking about.
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He's going to let me down.
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Here's the deal.
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I'm going to ask you a question. You're
going to give me the right answer.
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If you don't... What are you, out of
your
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fucking mind?
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You know who I am, Ben.
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No.
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Where's Bella?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Bella?
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I'm sorry, did you want to say
something?
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They're going to kill me if I tell you,
man.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a
minute.
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We just dropped her off.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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She's at a warehouse on Mornington,
downtown.
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That's all I know.
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It was all starting to come together,
just like a good episode of the Rockford
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Files. I'm finally starting to see
through the bullshit.
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Surprise, surprise.
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It could have been so easy.
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Bruce, it's never easy.
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She wouldn't listen to me.
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She had to call you.
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She's so annoying.
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Do you know what it feels like to be
bitched at all the time?
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Have somebody tell you all the time what
to do?
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As a matter of fact, Bruce, I do.
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Really?
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Well, there's no harm done here.
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What do you think we should do?
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Tell you what, how about I double your
fee and you're on your way?
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It's not an option.
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You might want to... Consider that.
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No.
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Where the hell did she come from?
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I should have seen it coming.
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It's original.
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Crooked husband.
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Extorting money from the rich wife.
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While all... the time cheating with the
hot maid right
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normally
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i i don't hit women
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You hit like a girl.
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What
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a
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bitch.
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I know.
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No way. You gotta be kidding me.
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Like I said, it's never easy.
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But this time, it was worth it.
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They call me Fetch, because I get
things.
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It's what I do.
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Hey, it's Susan.
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Leave a message.
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Uh, Susan, it's John.
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check you've been waiting for. So give
me a call back and maybe I could drop it
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off.
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Let me know. Okay.
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I want to be your monkey, baby.
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Ring my thing and drive you crazy.
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Earth needs to relate to each other.
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You must understand that you cannot
destroy your own land.
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You want me to be evaporated from the
water, yes?
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And I want to be washed in the river.
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Yeah.
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