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HEART BEATS LOUDLY

INDISTINCT: Oh, oh!

LOUD HEARTBEAT CONTINUES

Joe!

INDISTINCT

INDISTINCT

HEARTBEAT STOPS

DISTANT: Are you going to get ready?

Joe?

Oh!

DOCTOR: Yeah...

I really wish this had been the one.

Look, I know you have the resources, but the multiple rounds,

the multiple miscarriages - over the years, they take a toll.

And that's the real cost, isn't it?

Yeah, we understand. Mm-hmm, right, yeah.

Look, I'm obligated to give you some official information

to guide you on the next stage of your journey, but...

..I also have my own recommendation.

Hear me out.

Lots of sex.

And I'm talking HONEYMOON lots. MOLLY CHUCKLES

At this stage, couples need to stay in sync, reconnect.

Molly, intercourse plays a huge part

in rebalancing your hormones.

And Joe, I'm sure you don't need any encouragement on that front.

You may even find that a natural conception occurs.

Doctor, is that really...?

A man's sperm count can change from month to month.

So, yes. I should add that the chances of conception are low.

How low? The wider issues have had an impact.

But we're talking around 6%.

Oh, wow.

But a 6% chance is still a chance.

Once you remove the stress and the strain, miracles can happen.

That's the irony with IVF.

I'm just saying, no pressure, and stay in sync.

Let me get you that info. Oh, God. Sorry.

You got me... God, I'm so sorry. Sorry... It's fine...

Hey, Mols, you good? Let me take a look.

No, I'm OK. Guys, it was more the shock. I'm fine.

I'm fine, really.

Oh, God, I'm so clumsy.

Handing out bad news and a beating.

I'm sorry. I'm fine, Doctor. This is the ideal place to get injured.

Let me get you that pamphlet. Slowly.

I'm OK.

Here you go.

Doctor, where did you get that clock?

In that colour?

Germany. Oh.

It's "sehr gut", isn't it? Had it for ages.

Do you remember where, exactly?

It would be perfect for a client of mine.

Absolutely. I'll track down the store and shoot you an email.

Maybe you can get me a replacement.

I think that one might be broken, a bit like your toe.

MOLLY LAUGHS

Look, keep me in the loop.

Any help, any support, I'm here. Still on the team, yeah?

Doctor, you've been too kind.

Apart from breaking my foot.

Well, reach out if you need me to recommend a good surgeon.

Go on, say it. No.

Mols...

..you're thinking very loudly.

Just say it.

You can't judge me.

Oh, it's one of those.

I want the kid to look like us.

Like, to look like both of us.

Otherwise, the fucking staring... Fuck 'em.

No, I'm not being superficial.

You know how people are.

Why don't we at least try to avoid inviting them into our business?

The questions will get exhausting. I hear you.

I hear you. I mean...

JOE SIGHS

..who knows what goes on with all the options and whatever.

But to be fair, it's a preference.

But also...

..fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em.

Do you think we should try and foster it first?

Shit. Kids needs to know... Joe, no, I'm sorry.

I wasn't... What are we going to do?

Try them out and then abandon them when we don't...

Yeah, no. Joe, Joe, Joe, I wasn't thinking.

Baby, please. Honestly, I was just...

All right, it's OK. It's OK.

JOE SIGHS It's just... I could never...

Yeah, of course.

What's going on?

I don't know, Joe.

What if it's got crazy DNA?

Like an hereditary illness or... No.

Like, literally, genes that make them awful.

They're just an awful person... It's not funny!

I don't think there's a gene for awfulness.

But then, you know, then that's just our kid.

Our awful kid. You want a shit kid? It's family, yeah.

It's family, no matter what. OK...

Listen, we're rolling these dice.

No way to improve the odds.

Well, we could a little, actually. Hm? With a donor.

Well...

..that means you have to go through all the... Joe!

Oh, baby. What's wrong with you? I'm joking.

Come on. Oh, not funny. Wow.

Your kindness is almost a little scary... You are actually the worst.

It was fucking hilarious. Why did I even marry you?

Your cruel DNA... You went all tense... That hit me in my kidney.

Yeah. Your whole body just went, like, hard.

Not my whole body. Oh-ho-ho. Oh-ho-ho.

Seven. Seven, well done.

Ah. OK, so.

Where's the big hand pointing?

Which number?

Two, three... five...

Count around the circle.

Good. OK.

Put it into chunks. 5, 10, 14. Yay!

14. Good job. So the big question...

What time is it?

7.14?

7.14.

Come on, time to go to bed.

She said it's bedtime.

MOLLY, DISTANTLY: It's time.

It's time.

OK, give me a second. I just want to finish this section.

Ow, Mols.

Whoa, wait a second. Did you see her?

Joe.

Aren't you supposed to check that in the morning?

Yeah, I forgot.

But it's up now. And I'm hot.

Mm, you ARE hot.

6% chance is still a chance. We need to stay in sync.

Can we keep that handsome doctor out of the bedroom, please?

Oh, so you're not down for a little naughty nurse roleplay?

Wait, what? Huh?

JOE CHUCKLES

I know what my naughty nurse needs - patience.

Oh.

Changed your password, have we? "Oh, Molly, you can't have

"the same password for every one of your accounts..."

How is that my voice?

COMEDY ACCENT: My enemies will never

get their hands on my interior design secrets.

Never.

Oh, I love you too, my unhackable design guru.

Completely impenetrable. Oh, yeah?

MUSIC: The Big Unknown by Sade

♪ Here in the deep below

♪ That only darkness really knows

♪ I'm hoping for... ♪ Oh, come on.

Got you. ♪ A humble seed to grow

Ugh.

♪ No, I won't surrender to this hard-hearted night

♪ Though I know the sun's gonna bring the palest of light

♪ And all that remains

♪ Is everything that's gone

♪ This life is mine, so I'll carry on

♪ I'm just trying to hold on

♪ I'm falling in the dark below

♪ I feel I'm falling in the big unknown

♪ Here in the deep below... ♪ Joe, Joe...

♪ I will rise

♪ I will rise again

♪ A humble seed will grow

♪ I have to go back, to pull me from the wreck... ♪

JOE WHISTLES: Mol!

♪ I know it's not over yet

♪ There's no fire and no flame on this cold, cold plain

♪ No way to measure my pain

♪ I'm just trying to hold on

♪ I'm falling in the dark below

♪ I feel I'm falling in the big unknown

♪ I will rise

♪ I will rise... ♪

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