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Hi, honey.

Hi, mom.

Listen, your birthday is coming up, and I was like thinking that I will

get some surprise for you, but I think I want to be sure you're really getting

what you really like, so I need your help. Tell me what you really, really

like to get it, what you're really happy with it. I was thinking maybe a new

guitar or...

video game or you know those boombox in your room what what what car I

don't know what you live motor time mom it's not 1985 okay kids we went

something um well my friends have been telling me about this thing that that

they've been doing or getting okay like my friends at school okay when we

graduated they said they all get they all get blow jobs what

Yeah, and they said it feels really good.

Wait a minute. Say it again?

They give blowjobs.

I assume you know what a blowjob is. You know, you're a mom and all.

Well,

wow. I mean, seriously, that's going on nowadays?

Wow.

Yeah, so that's probably what I want for my birthday.

sure how to go ahead and get it but um well um i

think uh you better thinking about something else and then i will thinking

something okay and then okay i'm getting back to you all right okay mom

Okay, honey, I'm really thinking about what you ask, and if you really, that's

what you want, a blowjob? I was thinking maybe we can order in to you the girls,

you know, some prostitutes, and then... What?

Yeah, that's your wish for your birthday?

Mom, I don't want a disease or anything.

I don't want to get a disease from a prostitute.

i mean that i i only i mean i don't know any other idea you want anything else

than this i mean maybe maybe some trip somewhere thinking about it i have an

idea and then it probably won't cost you anything maybe just some therapy or

something but how about you give me the blowjob mom you're beautiful you have a

nice lips and those right there they just don't stop

No way, your dad find out?

This is a really bad idea. No way.

The fact that you're worrying about dad finding out means you may want to do it.

No, no, you're wrong, you're wrong. I just want a nice birthday for you and

you happy, but no, that is too far.

No, I don't think I can.

No. So keep thinking something else, okay? All right, I'll try to think of

something else.

Bye.

Whoa, did you forget something? No, no, I was thinking about your wishes

and I think I decided I will give you a door job.

Whoa, are you serious?

Yes.

That's the best birthday present ever.

Yeah, just because it's your birthday.

Whoa, so big.

Hmm.

Looks like you changed your mind.

Like it.

I'm coming!

Hi, honey. Oh, nice dress, huh?

Listen, let's see.

What?

It happened yesterday.

You have to forget it. You cannot tell anyone.

Not even your friends. What?

If your dad finds out, they're both in really big trouble.

So... And anyway, it's not... We have to forget it, okay? Let's pretend that

nothing happened, okay?

But that is really... It was a bad idea yesterday.

Why are you dressed like that in my room?

Oh, I'm just being out. What is this mess here? I mean, seriously?

All of your underwear, all over here.

Behind the bed, everything.

I mean, seriously?

Can you clean up after yourself here?

You're mortal.

Look at me.

What? You're bending over in front of me like that, Mom?

Listen, I'm tightening in your room.

You forgot a shirt right there.

You better lean over and pick it up.

You're so bad.

What are you doing?

You cannot do that. Your dad is in the other room.

He's watching football. He won't even hear anything.

You are crazy.

That just feels so good.

Oh, we are in big trouble.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Guess you better get back to doing the laundry before dad catches you.

Okay, okay.

Hi, honey.

Morning, mom.

Good morning.

What are you doing?

Watching TV.

Stop. Stop, stop.

Come on. What's this?

Come on. Your dad can't be coming out any minute. Stop that.

He's sleeping.

He sleeps like a...

You never know.

Come, come watch TV with me.

You're not wearing underwear.

Stop that.

It's a good TV show.

Oh, my

God. It's so bad.

You started it.

If you're dead coming out.

He's sleeping.

Don't worry, I gave him a little extra in his coffee.

He won't be coming out.

Great.

Now we are really in big trouble.

Not really.

Out of trouble, let's make a call.

You're getting what you want for sure.

It's like it just disappears I

don't

want to stick it in the wrong hole

Yes.

You want some of your pussy?

You can go back to your shows.

Put your boobs away.

Okay, okay.

really creepy movie is just so much adrenaline was up and down is like five

people was killed

Hey, what are you doing here?

Why are you sleeping naked?

I'm just waiting.

You're dead coming out of the shower.

You don't know what you take showers for. What?

You take showers forever.

He can be here any minute.

Come on, you are crazy.

Alright, I'll see you.

Let the door open.

Never, Buster.

Spread your cheeks and your hands.

You're on top?

Dangerous, man.