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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,729 --> 00:00:03,830 Previously on According to Jim. We came here for an impartial opinion. 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,670 Cheryl, tell Ryan he's an ass. 3 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:07,670 Oh, Ryan, what did you do? 4 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:11,790 I agreed to deliver a baby, just like I do every day. In Africa, with me days 5 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:13,130 away from having his child. 6 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:17,250 Quick, turn on the news. Nina Harper just had her baby. Oh, my God. I'm happy 7 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:20,910 report that everything went according to plan, and mother and child are doing 8 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:21,729 very well. 9 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,010 We interrupt this program for breaking news. 10 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:26,470 Civil war has erupted in Djibouti. 11 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:30,840 Apparently, actress Anina Harper and her baby were able to escape in a private 12 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,660 plane, but not her obstetrician, Dr. Ryan Gibson. 13 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,600 I am eight and a half months pregnant, and my husband is trapped in a war zone! 14 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:46,560 Dana, while Ryan is away, I want you to move in here with us. 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,700 Yes? I'm kind of in the mood for a grilled cheese sandwich. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,880 How long is this nonsense going to last? 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,600 Cheryl. What? 18 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:16,540 Those cats are fighting in the alley again. 19 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,720 Not cats. It's Dana's baby. 20 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,640 Right. Tucker. 21 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:24,780 Tanner. 22 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,340 He's colicky. 23 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:29,300 Right. 24 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:32,520 What's colicky? 25 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,920 Nobody knows. 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,960 But it means he's awake and screaming. 27 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,620 Right. 28 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:43,480 I'm about to get colicky. 29 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,520 Cheryl, 30 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:49,640 I can't get the baby to sleep. 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,880 Why are you whispering? Get the baby to whisper. 32 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,440 All right, come on. 33 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,000 Let's give this baby some food. 34 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,320 Why don't you put him in a swing? That'll calm him down. 35 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,400 We don't have a swing. 36 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,000 I mean at the park. 37 00:02:21,269 --> 00:02:23,630 Okay. Are you getting me a pony for my birthday? 38 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:28,330 Because, you know, I ride it to school, and then you wouldn't have to take me. 39 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:31,690 Why are we talking about a pony? 40 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,830 Dana said you wanted to. 41 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,310 Dana. 42 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,790 All right, come on. 43 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:42,170 You go to sleep, and I'll buy you whatever you want. 44 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:49,820 I'm naming him Salmon. 45 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,480 Go to sleep. 46 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,480 I heard you guys talking. Are you talking about me? 47 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,780 Why would we be talking about you, Ruby? 48 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,300 I know. Can you believe her? She's always like this. 49 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,820 Well, we'll finish talking later. 50 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:18,120 Ruby, we were not talking about you. Come on. 51 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,698 Get up here and go to sleep. 52 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,700 Right now. 53 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,540 Buds! 54 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,560 Come on, guys. I'm going to miss my buds. 55 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,700 Oh, baby. 56 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:53,150 Jim, he's exhausted. Yeah. 57 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,390 Go get your camera. I'll find something to stick in his mouth. 58 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:01,290 Cats in the alley! Cats in the alley! 59 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:06,710 Honey, it's eight. You've got to get ready for work. 60 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:08,550 Right. Work. 61 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:11,510 Yeah. Where I operate heavy machinery. 62 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:15,450 Oh, my God, Tina! 63 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,329 I didn't realize the snack bar was open so early. 64 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,940 She's breastfeeding. It's perfectly natural. 65 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:28,200 God made boobs to make women's volleyball more interesting. Not for 66 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,500 Don't listen to him, Tanner. 67 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,980 Mommy's breasts are not sex objects. 68 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,720 Unless she wants a promotion when she goes back to work. 69 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,320 Cheryl, this is not working for me. Having this baby in the house is just 70 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,340 working for me. I can't get any sleep. 71 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,220 This place smells like diapers. We haven't had sex forever. 72 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,540 Ew. 73 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,460 We had sex two nights ago. 74 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,180 Two nights ago. 75 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,420 Forever. 76 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:54,620 Jim, 77 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:55,820 what's the big deal? 78 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,260 I'll tell you what the big deal is. 79 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:01,040 The big deal is I'm so tired, I don't even know what I'm yelling about. 80 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,320 Honey, maybe you should spend the night in a hotel. 81 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,280 Yeah, I'm going to spend $29 .95 to sleep in a hotel. 82 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,380 $29 .95? 83 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,920 Where are you staying? 84 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,680 They're out there, Cheryl. 85 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,280 If you're not allergic to coupons, they're out there. 86 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,380 Honey, I don't know what to say. 87 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,999 Babies cry. 88 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,120 There is no easy answer. 89 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Oh, Gerald. 90 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:29,420 Morning, 91 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:33,960 all. Huh? 92 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,900 Whoa, sister boob. Gross. 93 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:43,660 Come on, Jim. I'm full of pep today. Let's jog. I am not jogging to work. No, 94 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,860 no, no. To the car. Works like two miles away. 95 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:48,450 Happy, not suicidal. 96 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,890 Jim, why don't you stay at Andy's tonight? 97 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:55,070 If Jim stays at Andy's, we can put Tanner's cradle in my room. 98 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:58,830 It'll be easier when he wakes up in the night. And I can get a good night's 99 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:03,350 rest. Okay, but you gotta leave if I get a booty call from one of my ladies. 100 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,190 I'll take my chances. 101 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:08,490 Switch sides. 102 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,170 got the whole night ahead of us. 103 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,570 There is no limit to the amount of fun we can have. 104 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,050 You know what I like, Andy? 105 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:33,370 TV. 106 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:36,930 As do I, my friend. But tonight is special. 107 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:43,470 Let us pay a visit to the cabinet of amusement. 108 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,460 What suits your fancy, Jim? Oh. Huh? 109 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,579 Board game? 110 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,100 Nay, nay, too tame. 111 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,420 Too tame for a man of your stature. 112 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,640 A video game, perhaps. 113 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:08,860 We have first -person shooter, real -time strategy, fantasy, both elf and 114 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,820 Or we can kick it old school with my homeboy Frogger. 115 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:20,420 Um, I think, uh, I think I like TV. 116 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,660 Are you sure? 117 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,010 Give me a C -sharp. 118 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:34,170 Nerf. Bazooka tag. 119 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:37,170 Only one rule. No mercy. 120 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:39,670 But timeouts for bathroom breaks. 121 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:44,310 Well, just TV and silence. 122 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,030 All right. 123 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:47,750 All right? 124 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:49,810 Really? 125 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:54,010 I just ask for what I want and I get it? There's no discussion? 126 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,240 Jim, we're not married. 127 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,480 I'm not Cheryl. 128 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,680 Would you care to drive? 129 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:03,700 Yes. 130 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:06,600 Wow, this is great. 131 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,440 You know, I think the gays are onto something here. 132 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,640 They are definitely living the dream. Yeah. 133 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,940 You know, apart from the whole kissing guy. Yeah, I kiss you. 134 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:24,380 Well, this is very civilized living, Andy. 135 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:28,870 You know, Cheryl's probably sitting over there thinking we're acting like apes, 136 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:30,050 when in fact... Oops, nice. 137 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:37,789 Ah, 138 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,370 my summer home. 139 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:48,490 I see the caretaker is keeping it up. 140 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:59,010 No, I know. Hey, you can stay another night at my place. 141 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,990 Unless one of my ladies... My ladies are coming over! 142 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,230 Ah, who am I kidding? 143 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,350 It's not going to happen. Cheryl's not going to let me stay at your place 144 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:09,690 I know her. 145 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:12,430 She won't be able to take it. She's going to miss her man. 146 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:16,350 Hey! 147 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,670 I'll get us some coffee. 148 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,530 Hey, you know, Dana's feeding the baby in there. 149 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,880 Jeepers. Looks like a hairless camel. 150 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,200 So, did you get a good night's rest at Andy's? Oh, great. 151 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,680 Yeah, that good, huh? 152 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:47,200 No, not that. I mean, it was really just okay. It was, uh, adequate. 153 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,520 Uh -huh. 154 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,060 How were things here? 155 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,340 Fun. Fun? Yeah. Good. Yeah, we gave Tanner a bath. 156 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,560 Fun. Yeah, I know. 157 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,880 I am so glad to be home. Oh, yeah. 158 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,120 Unless... Do you think you need another night? 159 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,320 At Andy's? 160 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,080 I don't know. I mean, do you think it's best? 161 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,300 Well, I think whatever's best. 162 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,680 You know, for you and little baby Trexler. 163 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,660 Tanner. Tanner. 164 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:23,800 Yeah, I mean, she is the important one right now. 165 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,760 But she's a boy. Right. 166 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,320 Well, I guess it's settled then, huh? Yeah. 167 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,140 It'll be tough to be apart. 168 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,680 Oh, baby, I know, I know. But it's what's right for the family. Yeah, it 169 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:40,880 Yeah, we'll muddle through. 170 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,620 Our love is strong. 171 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:43,980 Oh. 172 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:06,030 something happens and it's usually quite loud. 173 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:09,050 Our mum, she's so house proud. 174 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:13,710 Nothing ever slows her down and unless she's not so loud. 175 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:21,350 Our house, in the middle of our street. Our house, in the 176 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:26,710 middle of our street. Our house, in the middle of our street. 177 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,330 Our house, in the middle of our street. 178 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:32,670 Our house, in the middle of our... Father gets up late for work. 179 00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:53,209 Hey! Hey! 180 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,430 How are the kids? Great! 181 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:55,970 Want some sex? You bet! 182 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,440 Oh, 183 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,680 thank you. Oh, here. 184 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,680 Give this to Dana. She wanted to borrow Andy's nipple cream. Oh, right. 185 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,660 So, what are you going to be doing? 186 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:40,300 Oh, we're going to give Tanner a bath. We think tonight might be the night his 187 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,760 umbilical cord falls off. 188 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,240 Fun! I know! 189 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,400 Do you want us to save it for you? 190 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200 Just take a picture. 191 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,120 You don't miss me now, do you? 192 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:56,760 I don't miss you. You're right across the street. All right, as long as you 193 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,760 don't miss me. 194 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,020 Good night. Good night. 195 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,940 All right, Andy, come on, let's play. 196 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,500 Andy! 197 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,280 I can't get the cabinet of amusement open. 198 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,120 I can't help you, Jim. 199 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,780 I'm afraid I have plans this evening. 200 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,460 Why are you dressed like a pilgrim? 201 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,660 Have you been in a cave? I'm Harry Potter. 202 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,940 And the latest installment hits bookstores tonight. 203 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,060 Would you care to join us? 204 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:39,560 Man, I'm afraid I can't. You see, I've had sex with a woman. 205 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,620 Muggle. What? 206 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,180 What did you call me? Yeah. 207 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,140 If you don't know, you are one. 208 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,840 Encabination Levitosa. 209 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,260 All right, I'll get you later. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Andy. 210 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,680 Come on, come on. 211 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:01,080 Well, we can play Frogger. Do your nerd thing tomorrow. I did not spend... three 212 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,620 weeks hand -sewing this costume to be called a nerd. Good day, sir. Andy! I 213 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,620 good day. 214 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,540 All right. 215 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,640 Let's see what I'm in the mood for. 216 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,760 God, my first -person shooters are mixed with my multiplayer online games. 217 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:05,920 What the hell is wrong with you? No, what the hell is wrong with you? 218 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:07,420 I don't know. 219 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,480 You left me alone here all night with my thoughts. 220 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,220 You just want to have it Cheryl comes down and kicks them out for me. Okay, 221 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,920 okay, okay. What are you thinking about? 222 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,160 I don't know. 223 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,340 Cheryl miss me? 224 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:45,340 Oh. Come on! This whole thing is about Cheryl? 225 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:52,520 Yeah! Oh, great, Jim. But instead of walking across the street and having a 226 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:57,120 conversation with her, you have destroyed the precious results of a 227 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120 meticulous collecting! 228 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:01,180 You know what? 229 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,120 I bet the gays are much more supportive of each other. 230 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,820 I didn't even see that coming in. Did you see that? What? 231 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,980 There's a banner outside your house that says I miss Jim. 232 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,440 Really? No. 233 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:30,120 baby you know what i'm sick and tired of hearing about that stupid baby put a 234 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:36,680 boob in his mouth and he'll be fine oh honey can't the same be said of you 235 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:42,800 distract me cheryl our marriage is in trouble and i'm not like you i won't 236 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:48,480 up without a fight what i know you got the taste of the sweet life without me 237 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,840 but i am your husband and you're gonna live with me whether you like it or not 238 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,880 Honey, our marriage is fine. 239 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,300 Believe me, if there were a problem, I'd see it way before you. 240 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,440 How would you even know that? 241 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:05,080 We don't even share anything anymore together. 242 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,720 You don't even miss me. 243 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,560 I miss you. 244 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:13,320 No, you don't. That's not what you said. You said, go over to Andy's. I don't 245 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,920 care. You're worthless to me. 246 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,700 I'm paraphrasing. 247 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:25,560 Well... I do miss you. When I said I didn't, I was practicing relationship 248 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,560 management. 249 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,280 Relationship management? You mean you lied? 250 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,820 Relationship management. 251 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,800 Jim, I didn't want you to come home because I missed you. I wanted you to 252 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,220 home because you wanted to. 253 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,660 Cheryl, I tore apart Andy's house. 254 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,260 I broke all of his toys. 255 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,180 Alone with your thoughts, huh? 256 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:56,260 For hours, they just kept rolling and rolling and rolling. 257 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,820 Baby, you're home now. You don't have to think anymore. 258 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,740 Did you really miss me? 259 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,840 I really missed you. 260 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,540 What did you miss most about me? 261 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,820 Yes, awesome. 262 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,220 Yeah, I had to wear socks at night because I couldn't tuck my cold feet up 263 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,280 against your sexy butt. 264 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,420 Sexy butt, yeah. 265 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,840 Awesome. 266 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,220 Let's go to bed. 267 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,860 Yeah, about that. 268 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,860 Honey, Dana's in her bed. 269 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,300 That's not awesome. 270 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,560 No. 271 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,620 I'm going to have to sleep on the couch. 272 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,320 I'm tired. 273 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,750 Oh. No, sweetie. 274 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:51,050 I'll sleep like a baby. Okay, good. 275 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:59,010 I'll sleep like a baby as long as you're in the house, I'm in the house, 276 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:04,010 you know I'm in the house, and you like it. 277 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,290 I do. 278 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,470 Lay down. 279 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,130 You know what? 280 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:12,890 I'm going to tell Dana tomorrow that it's time for her to go home. 281 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:14,510 Oh, Cheryl. 282 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,490 Are you going to kick your sister out of the house? 283 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:18,749 From me? 284 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,750 I am. 285 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,830 That's awesome. 286 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,650 Did Ryan get a flight home from Africa? 287 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,110 He did. 288 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:31,950 So she was going to go tomorrow anyway, right? 289 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,150 Yeah, she was. 290 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,450 So you lied again. 291 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:38,850 Relationship management. 292 00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:44,350 Awesome. 293 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,670 Good night, Tinker. 294 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,210 Tucker! Tucker! 295 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:02,950 Tucker! Traxler! 20709

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