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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:01,350 All right, kids, come on. 2 00:00:01,870 --> 00:00:02,910 It's going to be late. 3 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,870 Thank you, sweetie. Here's yours. 4 00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:07,270 I'm too sick to go to school. 5 00:00:07,890 --> 00:00:08,890 Really? 6 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:12,830 Oh, if you're that sick, maybe you should stay home. Hold it right there. 7 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,470 on. Over here. Let's go. 8 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:17,390 Buying that. Come on. 9 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:18,970 What's your symptoms? 10 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:20,330 My stomach hurts. 11 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,850 Oh, your stomach hurts. 12 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:25,770 Come on, now. 13 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:28,850 Listen, I didn't buy you as that mushroom in that school play. 14 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,020 And I'm not buying that you're sick right now. 15 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,200 But I am. I really am. 16 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,800 Ooh, if you would have put a little cough at the end of that, you might have 17 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,800 me. 18 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,199 Come on. 19 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,500 Let's go. To school. 20 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:41,900 Now. 21 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,080 Cheryl, 22 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,100 she's really selling it. 23 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,200 You know, Cheryl, I fought it tooth and nail, but this dinner party turned out 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,740 to be not too sucky. 25 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:07,680 I know. 26 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:10,640 Your pants are on. None of our guests are in tears. 27 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,640 You know, it is my best party ever. 28 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:19,000 Look, I didn't even hate Dana that much. Aw. 29 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,560 Jim, that's sweet. You know, I didn't hate you that much either, but I didn't 30 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,560 want to say anything. 31 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:27,300 And how about Andy's new girlfriend here? 32 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:32,330 I mean, the reason I bring it up is because Andy, has dated some real 33 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:35,470 Oh, come on. Remember that crazy chick from the DMV? 34 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:38,490 Woof, woof. 35 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:43,270 I am that crazy chick from the DMV. 36 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:48,910 I know. 37 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,590 I'm just saying I remember you. 38 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:58,850 It's okay, Jim. Bernice looks different. She, um, bought a new purse. 39 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,300 Plus, she's getting a nightly dose of vitamin Andy. 40 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,380 Why to me? 41 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,540 I'm over here minding my own business, thinking about dessert. 42 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,480 Now I'm seeing your sex face. 43 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,580 Okay, who wants dessert? 44 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,980 Oh, I do. You know what? Let us help. 45 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,460 Come on, let us help you. 46 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:31,730 Did you show? 47 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:34,770 Did you really? 48 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:42,190 So, Bernice, are you and Andy getting serious? 49 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:47,170 We've been going out a month. Right. We really don't go out. We mostly stay in. 50 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,650 You got it? 51 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,810 Oh, I got it. Now, where do I return it? 52 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,130 I'm having a girls' night on Thursday. Want to come? 53 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,390 Could get crazy. 54 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,790 Gals from the DMV, Cosmos, cheese. 55 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,660 Wow, booze, cheese, and no one calling me mommy? 56 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,960 I'm there. 57 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,620 So, Andy, how did you and Bernice get back together? 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,380 Well, it was a normal Saturday night. I was driving by old girlfriend's houses. 59 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,200 Saw Bernice through her window crying and eating pie. 60 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:23,560 Were you eating pie and crying, too? 61 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:26,420 I said it was a Saturday night. 62 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:33,050 Guys, it is fantastic. I mean, usually I start out being friends and build the 63 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,810 sex, but with Bernice, it's just sex. 64 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,010 With any luck, we'll never be friends. 65 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:43,230 Oh, there she is. How's my angel? 66 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:48,490 Honey, Bernice invited us over for girls' night on Thursday. 67 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:52,270 Oh, what a great idea. You know what? Maybe I'll have a boys' night Thursday. 68 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:56,110 You know, we'll have some poker, beer, some light nudity, cheese. 69 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,920 What about the kids? 70 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,960 Well, I thought you'd take them with you on Girl's Day. 71 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,240 Did you, Jim? 72 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:07,740 Did you really? 73 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,940 This is a really fun party, Bernice. 74 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,300 Yes, it is. 75 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,040 I'm blowing the roof off this sucker. 76 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,040 Homemade cheese. 77 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,560 Oh, homemade. 78 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,980 That explains it. 79 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,760 All right, now the real fun begins. 80 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,060 Who's ready to shop? 81 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,540 Oh. Oh, great. 82 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,900 Actually, I could use a new pair of slippers. 83 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,100 Yeah. 84 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:45,940 Dana? 85 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,880 Yeah? 86 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:51,740 Is your catalog all sex stuff? 87 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,300 I don't think so. This thing looks like a lemon zester. 88 00:04:58,350 --> 00:04:59,670 Yeah, no, it's all sex stuff. 89 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:06,590 As my regulars know, I make a little extra money selling exotic adult 90 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:11,350 The DMV doesn't pay very well, but the mailing list I got from their computers 91 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:12,350 helped move some merch. 92 00:05:13,710 --> 00:05:16,770 Would you look at all this sex stuff? 93 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:20,790 Yeah. It's amazing those girls from the DMV aren't in better moods. 94 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,790 Everything's on display in my bedroom, so go in and get wild. 95 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,280 There's also an irregular table if anyone's looking for a discount. 96 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,840 And a big and tall table. 97 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,280 This is ridiculous. 98 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:43,260 I don't need any of this stuff. You know, Jim and I actually have a 99 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:47,260 sex life. Just last night we were... Well, hello. 100 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,060 I don't know. I think Brian and I could use something to spice things up. Things 101 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,780 have gotten a little monotonous since we started trying to have a baby. Check 102 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:55,780 out page 12. 103 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,960 I'm going in. 104 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,140 Well, why don't you chop up some cucumbers? 105 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,440 There's no chance I'm going to want those. 106 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,600 Knives are in the drawer. 107 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:53,280 Oh, thank you. Thank you, ladies. A pair of fives? Seriously? 108 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:58,400 How can you play those cards? What can I say? My mind's on other things. Hey, 109 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,140 Doc, I'm laying more pipe than standard oil. 110 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,460 Again, why to me? 111 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:13,390 I'm telling you, there's enough pipe there to go to Saudi Arabia. All right, 112 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:16,150 right, all right. If you're going with any luck, we'll never have to tap into 113 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:17,150 Alaska. Come on. 114 00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:20,890 Come on, I liked it better when you were paying for it. 115 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:26,290 You enjoy the sex while it lasts, Andy, because it won't. Oh, he's right, he's 116 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:31,510 right. Yeah, with my ex, the sex went out the window somewhere between I and 117 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:36,090 Yeah, no, it's true. I mean, you know what? Dana and I used to be wild, but 118 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,530 we're trying to have a baby. 119 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:39,650 when it becomes a job. 120 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:43,570 Yeah. And then afterwards, she has her legs up and lies motionless for 20 121 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:44,570 minutes. 122 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,870 I'd kill for my wife to lie motionless. 123 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:53,070 You know what, Andy? Don't listen to these guys. 124 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:58,150 Cheryl and I have been together for 15 years. Our sex is as hot now as it was 125 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:02,450 the first time we did it. And I'm telling you, we did it. Every which way 126 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:03,810 loose. You know what I'm talking about, Doc? 127 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:11,170 Do I have... have tell me about your sex life written on my forehead jim i don't 128 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:14,230 buy it i don't buy it what do you mean no no no my passion doesn't last that 129 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:18,250 long you know what in our relationship not only does it last it gets better 130 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:22,770 really well we know all the moves you know lights on lights off in the bed on 131 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:29,520 this poker table she knows what i like I know what she 132 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,820 likes, and there's always a sandwich afterwards. 133 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:33,159 Oh, a sandwich. 134 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:34,659 Nah, 135 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:39,059 guys, I got it made. Honest to God. I mean, no complaints, no surprises. 136 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:41,799 Woo! 137 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,419 Mama's going shopping! 138 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:02,850 That's the nookie look. 139 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,650 Yeah, you guys got some last night, didn't you? 140 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,150 What happened to your arm? 141 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:14,330 Oh, well, me lady got some new equipment from Thailand. 142 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:18,310 Kind of exceeded the weight limit, but the pain was worth the magic. 143 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:22,430 So, Jim, Jim, Jim. 144 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:24,110 What, what, what? 145 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:26,110 What happened last night after Cheryl got home? 146 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,630 Nothing. I was asleep. 147 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:32,530 She didn't bring anything home from the sex toy party? 148 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,290 Sex toy party? 149 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:42,290 These girl night parties? It's just an excuse for Bernice to sell sex stuff. 150 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,430 I didn't know it before because we don't talk. 151 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:50,190 And you guys got some treats? 152 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:52,770 You know what? 153 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,030 Maybe she bought something but decided not to wake me up. 154 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:59,110 You know what? I shouldn't have had that eighth beer. It always knocks me down. 155 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:02,190 You know what, Jim? I bet she's going to surprise you tonight. 156 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,050 Yeah. 157 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:06,150 Yeah, yeah, that's it, of course. 158 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,710 She's going to surprise me tonight. You know what? I better prepare for that. 159 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:12,870 I better take a nap or something. Maybe two naps. 160 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:15,530 Trust me, you're going to need it. 161 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,690 Hell yeah. 162 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:22,550 I think I broke a rib and punctured a lung, and I'm loving it! 163 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,350 See ya. 164 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,410 I wonder what kind of toy she's going to whip out tonight for me. 165 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:29,649 Word of warning. 166 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:33,370 If she pulls out like this little thing that looks like a friendly little bunny, 167 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:34,810 it's not. 168 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,550 Hey, 169 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:45,370 honey, I'm home. 170 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,030 is around here. Get him off. 171 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,690 And if I don't? 172 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:08,470 Then I reckon I'm gonna have to dance for you. 173 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,920 Me and Scout here need a place to bunk for the night. 174 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,480 Got any money, stranger? 175 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,920 No, ma 'am, but I can work. 176 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,960 Fix whatever's broke around here. 177 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,340 Break whatever's fixed. 178 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,920 I don't exactly follow you, stranger. 179 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,900 Maybe I should follow you. 180 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,160 I'm not going anywhere. 181 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,860 Maybe I should just dance for you. 182 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,850 Something intriguing in that drawer? 183 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:54,770 Ragweed season. 184 00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,590 Oh, 185 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:07,110 honey, would 186 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,710 you mind grabbing me some socks out of that drawer? My feet are cold. 187 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:41,750 sign this red woolly is a dryer sheet 188 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:48,390 hurry my toes are freezing yeah 189 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:51,310 all right let's knock this out 190 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,760 sex. Yes, that purchase would have been made on Thursday night. 191 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:28,680 Garden of Eden Enterprises, $119 .95. 192 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,800 Yeah, what did she buy? 193 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,580 Look, I don't know how you guys handle it in Pakistan, alright? 194 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:40,550 But here in America, a husband has a right to know what their wives buy. 195 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,550 Oh, right, yeah, you're in Delaware. Sure. 196 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,270 Okay, I got the catalog. 197 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,470 Give me that. 198 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,830 Bernice wouldn't tell me what Cheryl bought. 199 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:52,210 She's got some stupid rule about privacy. 200 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,010 Privacy? 201 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,930 She has sex with you in the park. 202 00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:00,770 Yeah, about that. The hearing's next week. I might miss work. 203 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,800 Why didn't you just ask Cheryl what she bought last night? 204 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:12,060 I don't know. I thought she was going to surprise me. By the time I realized she 205 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:15,060 wasn't, General Sherman had already burned through the South. 206 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,820 Hello. 207 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,380 What's the big deal? 208 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,280 I thought your sex life was great. I thought so, too. 209 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,910 But Cheryl's buying these toys and not sharing them with me. 210 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,370 It's not a good example for the kids. 211 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:43,590 Oh, boy. You know what, Jim? I blame myself for this. I really do. I mean, 212 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:48,290 Bernice showed Cheryl what complete sexual satisfaction is all about, well, 213 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,930 how do you go back to hamburger once you've heard about steak? 214 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,980 And why is Cheryl spending $119 .95 on side dishes? 215 00:16:31,339 --> 00:16:32,339 Dentist. Okay. 216 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,240 Spit. 217 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,660 Okay. 218 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,460 This is fun. 219 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,540 Well, you know, I have this cavity. 220 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,380 Wait a minute. I'm the dentist, so you'd have the cavity. You know what? Let me 221 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,600 start over. Let me come back down. 222 00:16:58,860 --> 00:16:59,860 going on? 223 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,620 I'll tell you what's going on. I know you went to that sex toy party and you 224 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,619 bought something. 225 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,720 Oh. Yeah, sure. I mean, you know, I'm your husband. I have a right to know. 226 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720 is not Pakistan. 227 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,020 What? Well, did you need that? I mean, do you need something? 228 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:17,240 I mean, am I not enough? 229 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,760 Oh, honey, no, no. 230 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:26,440 I didn't buy it for me. I bought it for us. 231 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,330 and the kids are at karate class. I'm sure Annie left. 232 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:37,190 Let's break this bad boy out. 233 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,850 Oh, honey, are you sure? It's kind of... What? 234 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:41,950 Scary. 235 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:46,010 Scary? Yeah, it's scary. Come on, you got a big, strong man right here. 236 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,910 It's not shaped like a spider, is it? 237 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,770 No. Okay. 238 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,470 Let's break it out. 239 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,710 Under the bed. Of course. 240 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:57,350 Very clever. 241 00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,750 You're not a sniper, are you? 242 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:14,030 I thought it was like a rabbit or a... Funny, it's a... What 243 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,030 the hell is that? 244 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:16,930 I don't know. 245 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,790 The instructions are in German. I don't even know what it does. 246 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:24,210 Well, if it's in German, it probably drinks beer and wants to conquer Europe. 247 00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,270 What do you think? Should we try to turn it on? 248 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,220 I'm pretty sure I've seen that other end there on a shoe bumper. 249 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,180 Okay, honey, turn it off. 250 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,380 No, you turn it off. 251 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,160 Are you scared? 252 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,700 Of that? 253 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,780 Yeah. 254 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,120 Yeah? 255 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,360 Why turn it off? 256 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600 Watch your fingers! 257 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800 Carol! 258 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,260 We don't need that. 259 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,740 Oh, no, not unless you need to rip up a stump in the backyard. 260 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,880 What would possess you to buy something like this? 261 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,840 Well, I thought it might be fun. 262 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,640 Did you, Cheryl? 263 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,220 Did you really? 264 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,360 Yeah, I mean, it was a party, and all the girls were so excited, and they were 265 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,300 buying all these toys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much did you have to drink? 266 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:36,840 Not much. No. 267 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,440 Cheryl. 268 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:54,110 You know, I kind of felt that way when Andy and Ryan were going on. 269 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:56,050 Really? Yeah, but I thought about it. 270 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,270 Yeah, we're not missing out on anything. 271 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,090 We're steak, baby. 272 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:07,090 Is steak a good thing? Come on, what is steak a bad thing? 273 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:10,310 I mean, if you have high cholesterol and your doctor says you can't eat red 274 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,250 meat. Okay, okay, okay, Cheryl, come on. 275 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:17,650 Look, who cares what kind of sex other people in the world are having? 276 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,460 Our sex life is great, isn't it? 277 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,840 Yeah. It is, right? 278 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:25,899 It is. 279 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,680 Yeah, I mean, it's not a competition. 280 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,960 No. And if it was a competition, we'd win. 281 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,040 You would kick their ass. 282 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,960 Oh, man! 283 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,880 I mean, we've got to get rid of that thing. I don't think I can return it. 284 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:49,380 Why don't we just donate it to some charity? I mean, uh... 285 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,060 An open -minded charity. 20939