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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,700 Phone. Crap. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,720 Right when Judge Judy's about to drop the hammer. 3 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:10,380 Can I get it? 4 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:11,940 Sure. 5 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,700 What are the rules? 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,180 You're never in the bathroom. You're in a meeting. 7 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,300 Very good. 8 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,940 You take a lot of meetings, Daddy. 9 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,180 Just be polite. 10 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:27,680 Hello, who is it, please? 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Very good. 12 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,590 Uncle Andy, flat tire. 13 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:40,130 Blah, blah, blah. 14 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,210 Good girl. 15 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:51,570 Oh, baby. 16 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:54,630 Cheryl? 17 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,250 Cheryl! 18 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:01,190 You know where your mother is? She was supposed to wash these pants. 19 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,630 You're coming along just fine, young man. 20 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:11,550 We'll wash them for you, Daddy. 21 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:16,450 Really? Oh, you guys are sweet. I'll tell you what, you can keep anything you 22 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:17,450 find in the pockets. 23 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,720 sitting on his big butt instead of remodeling my house when he said he 24 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:45,160 Dana, I'm not wearing any pants. 25 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,300 Do you want me to go over your house with no pants on? 26 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,600 Don't your neighbors already hate you enough? 27 00:01:55,740 --> 00:02:00,260 Tim, you said you'd install my new tile this morning. I said I would install the 28 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:02,200 tiles when they came in. They haven't come in yet. 29 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:03,660 Yeah, you said they'd be in today. 30 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,860 Well, I also said I wouldn't go to the bathroom when you're upstairs, John. I 31 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,860 guess I was wrong both times. 32 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,640 This job was supposed to take two weeks. It's already been a month. 33 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:17,200 Dana, you keep changing your mind. You wanted to turn your spare bedroom into 34 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,640 office. Then you wanted to turn it into a guest room. And now you want to turn 35 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,478 it into a nursery. 36 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:25,260 So? So, you don't have any kids. You never have any guests. And you barely 37 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,260 your office downtown. 38 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,540 So, Jim, lay off me. 39 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,700 Jim, it is a nursery now, okay? Ryan and I are serious about starting a family. 40 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,200 Oh, God. Not more of you. 41 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,880 Didn't you just hatch your pods up? in the woods like normal aliens? 42 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:46,300 You're the one that's... I'm doing this for free. You two are making me crazy. 43 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:52,260 Now, Jim, would you just finish Dana's guest room and get on with it? It's not 44 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,160 guest room anymore, Cheryl. It's a nursery. 45 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,900 It is? 46 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,240 Oh, 47 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,640 get excited. 48 00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:04,120 Settle down. She's not pregnant yet. In two minutes, she's going to change that 49 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,720 nursery into a crappy yoga studio. 50 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,200 No, I won't. 51 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,160 The yoga studio would be cool. 52 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,780 She's a pediatrician! 53 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,340 She's a pediatrician! Okay, 54 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,880 enough! You're family! 55 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,180 Make it work! 56 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,560 Fine. Whatever. 57 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,600 Thank you. 58 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:28,080 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop your children from putting down $70 59 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,480 on a month -to -month lease. 60 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,160 $70? Yeah. 61 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,880 There's a 50 stuck to the 20. 62 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:44,710 Whether I'm right in front of Cheryl, she wants me to be nice to her, and I 63 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:45,710 don't think I can do it. 64 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:48,570 I mean, every time I see her, I just want to tee off on her. 65 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:51,310 So get it out of your system. 66 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:52,690 Tee off on me instead. 67 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:55,430 I'm not going to do that, Andy. 68 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:58,570 Why? You think you're going to hurt my feelings or something? 69 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:00,609 We're buds. 70 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:03,750 I know you won't mean it. I don't know, Andy. Come on, get my grill. 71 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:05,270 Bring it, Sally! 72 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:08,850 All right, mama's boy, why don't you go eat another dozen donuts and go play 73 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:09,950 with your Star Wars dolls? 74 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,810 See? Rolls right off the old back. 75 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:16,909 Oh. 76 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:20,670 Come on, Andy. I don't want to upset you in the morning like this. I don't want 77 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:21,469 to upset you. Get out the back! 78 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,470 Oh, no! 79 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:24,390 I'm not afraid of you! 80 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:34,050 Get a big hot shot! All right, all right! Get a hot shot! All right! 81 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:38,670 Morning, Jim. Morning. 82 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,130 You're here awfully early. I didn't even hear you knock. 83 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,580 I'm doing this job for a cost. I don't need to knock. 84 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:49,200 Could I pay extra for knocking or for you not to go through my mail? 85 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Cat fancy? 86 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:54,500 Have you read Cat Fancy? 87 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,600 Oh, listen, I got to stick around. I got to go up to the bedroom because your 88 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,180 wife wants the same size window that's in the bedroom in the nursery. 89 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,100 All right, well, she's still asleep, so just keep it down. All right, thanks. 90 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,920 Oh, hey, Jim. 91 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,840 Why is Andy out here crying? 92 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,800 That's what he does. 93 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,210 Come on, take me. Let's go to the gazebo. 94 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:35,930 Oh, yeah, the gazebo. 95 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,530 Yeah. 96 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:40,990 Come on, take me, Jim. 97 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:03,190 Good morning, Dana. 98 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:07,090 Sleep well? 99 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,970 Why aren't you working on the nursery? 100 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:11,910 I'll get to that. 101 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:17,350 You know what? I was thinking about something to be perfect for your home. A 102 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:18,690 addition. Your grave? 103 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:23,490 I love the way we banter. 104 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:27,270 No, I was thinking of something a little more romantic. 105 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,710 Like a gazebo. 106 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:41,280 Gazebo. Come on. Haven't you ever dreamt of a romantic gazebo? 107 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,180 Gazebo? 108 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,460 Dana. 109 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,060 Why, you look as if you've just seen a ghost. 110 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:57,780 A very sexy ghost. 111 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,780 I'm fine. Just leave me alone. 112 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,220 Go saw something. 113 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:06,230 I'm sorry. 114 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:09,670 Have I been a naughty boy? 115 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:14,450 No! 116 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:17,770 Know what, Dana? 117 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,430 Know what? 118 00:08:19,510 --> 00:08:21,290 That you had a dirty dream? 119 00:08:37,169 --> 00:08:38,169 What's in it for me? 120 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:42,010 Nothing. Oh, okay. 121 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:44,830 Citizens! Hey! 122 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:51,890 Fine! What do you want? I'll tell you what I want. I want no more complaining. 123 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:52,890 want no more changes. 124 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:55,230 Fine, fine, whatever. 125 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:57,110 Okay. All right. 126 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:59,670 Then your secret remains with me. 127 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,480 Drop my keys. 128 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,600 I thought we were going to bed. 129 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:37,620 I've lost. 130 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,020 I know, but I'm just not tired. I don't know what it is. 131 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,300 I'm going on a limb here, but you think maybe it's the coffee. 132 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,560 Is this coffee? 133 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,100 Now I'll never get to sleep. 134 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,840 Silly Dana. 135 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,480 What is going on with you? 136 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,180 I just don't want to go to sleep. 137 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,460 Scary movie or something? 138 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,180 Yes. 139 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:22,720 Yes, it was just like a scary movie. Like a scary, balding, ham -handed 140 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,440 Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. Come here. 141 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,700 All right? 142 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,740 Look, your big man's here, all right? I'm going to protect you. Oh. 143 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,160 In fact, you know what? You go to sleep. 144 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,920 Yeah? And I'm going to stay up and make sure you're all right. 145 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,360 That is so sweet. 146 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,220 That's what this is all about, okay? 147 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,960 All right. 148 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,960 I do feel better. I'm glad. 149 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,780 Good night. Good night. 150 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,800 Oh, my goodness. 151 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,860 It's all right. You just had a bad dream. Oh, thanks, genius. Why do you 152 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:41,860 I'm screaming? 153 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:46,360 Just calm down, all right? Oh, no, wait. I'm not falling for that again. 154 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,900 Don't you tell me to go back to sleep. I am never going back to sleep ever 155 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,900 again. 156 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,540 Huh. 157 00:11:57,220 --> 00:12:02,620 Well, go after her or finally have a night of no cold feet under my ass. 158 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,750 I have to find the credit card that Jim doesn't know about. 159 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,130 I hide it in the DVD of the English patient. 160 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:26,750 Why can't we make Andy shop for Mom's stupid birthday present? 161 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,290 He's the only one who likes her. 162 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,650 What a mean thing to say. 163 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,430 Out loud. 164 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,550 Besides, I'm making him come with us. 165 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:40,650 Oh, I'm just cranky. I haven't been able to sleep in a few days. 166 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,050 Really? You're not sleeping? 167 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,730 No. You want to borrow the English patient? 168 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:18,710 Ready to go? 169 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,870 Dana's talking in her sleep, but I can't make out what she's saying. 170 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,990 She's having a spec stream. Gross. 171 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:29,810 I should wake her. 172 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:31,310 Hold on. Let's see where this goes. 173 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,770 Oh, look at the gazebo. 174 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,630 Come on, take me. 175 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:40,670 Take me, Jan. 176 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,830 Why does every single woman find that man so sexy? 177 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,670 I'm nice. 178 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,710 I'm thoughtful. 179 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:58,750 I respect women. Why can't the Andy man get a little tail? 180 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:05,630 I am so sorry, Cheryl. I don't know why I'm having these dreams about Jim. 181 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,290 Do you hate me? 182 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,510 It's not a big deal. Everybody has sex dreams. You know, I had one about Ted 183 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:13,830 Koppel once. He was filthy. 184 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,330 Not Ted Koppel, I guess. 185 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:20,630 Hey, guys. 186 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:22,490 Hey, Dana. 187 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:27,850 Oops, I dropped my jacket. 188 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,630 You see what he's doing? He's ruining my life. 189 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,070 Oh, you guys know? 190 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,610 Yes. Damn. 191 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,530 Tomorrow morning I was going to come to your house and dress as a pirate. 192 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:44,990 I haven't been able to sleep in days because of these stupid dreams. 193 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,110 Dreams? 194 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,840 Well, well, well, it seems like you came back for a second and said the all -you 195 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,040 -can -eat gym buffet. 196 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:01,200 What is it, the giant head, the thick neck? 197 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,000 I just don't get it. 198 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,800 Bend over, Jim. Let me have another look. 199 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:12,980 Dana, seriously, you've got to let it go. It's just not a big deal. 200 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,080 No, this is a big deal. This cannot... 201 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:21,390 to stay between us. Ryan can never find out that I'm having sex dreams about 202 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,390 Jim. 203 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:28,310 Sex dreams about Jim? 204 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,510 Oh, no. 205 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:32,910 Come on, Doc. 206 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,610 Seriously. Can you blame her? 207 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,250 Are you coming to bed? 208 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:53,470 I flossed. 209 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,070 You sure it's me you want in there with you? 210 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,030 I mean, of course I'm sure. 211 00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,310 Really? 212 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,990 Look, I'm sorry that I'm not Jim, all right? But I could act like Jim if I 213 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,370 you on. Is that what you're into, Jim? 214 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,390 Huh? Huh? 215 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,290 Is that what you're into? Oh, yeah, I'm Jim! 216 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,010 Look at my belly, I'm Jim! 217 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,420 I'm sorry, but this whole thing is just really freaking me out. It's freaking 218 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,420 you out? 219 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,080 You're not the one Jim's taking in the gazebo every night. 220 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,220 There's a lot more going on in this dream than just Jim, you know? Yes, 221 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,220 is. Yeah. 222 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,360 Like, um, well, like the gazebo. 223 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,420 Yes, the gazebo. 224 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:58,060 Okay, maybe the gazebo is because, because we watched The Sound of Music 225 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,020 month. Yes, yes, and that's my favorite movie. 226 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,000 And Jim is a bit of a Nazi. 227 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:06,119 No. 228 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,849 Spin the wheel, spin the wheel, spin the wheel. You know what? Maybe it's not 229 00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:09,970 even our gym. 230 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,650 Maybe it's like another gym. Maybe it's like a gym... Neighbors! 231 00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:16,490 Is that really better? 232 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:22,030 I'm thinking sort of like, I don't know, gym... Trust me. 233 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,650 Oh, the head coach at Ohio State. 234 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,310 Oh, babe, I love you so much right now. 235 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,069 Okay. 236 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,290 We're getting there. Okay, look. 237 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:34,710 Is there any, like, good quality about gym that would make you want to... Oh, 238 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:35,710 God. 239 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:36,890 Connect to him. 240 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,670 Okay, good qualities. Yeah. 241 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:42,150 Um... He always wears a watch. 242 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:43,590 There's one. Okay. 243 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,630 And, um, um... Oh, I saw him eat celery once. 244 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:51,510 Okay. He's been doing a great job on the nursery. Gotta give it up. Yes, yes. 245 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,750 He's had some very good ideas. Like he wanted to put a shelf next to the 246 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,450 changing table for lotion and baby wipes. 247 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,250 Which is amazing for a man that's never changed a diaper. 248 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:03,530 Oh, no, are you kidding? No, he's changed thousands of them. He just tells 249 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,830 guys that he doesn't do that stuff. 250 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,340 But he's actually really great with the kids. I mean, he reads to them, he 251 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:11,380 brushes the girls' hair, he tucks them in. It's very sweet. 252 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,980 You think Jim's a good dad? 253 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,660 Yeah. 254 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,180 Have you told him? 255 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,840 Oh, God, no. That would make him feel good. 256 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,320 Dana, that could be what all this is about. 257 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,000 I mean, come on. You and I have been talking about getting pregnant, right? 258 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,320 And you think Jim is like a great father. 259 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,460 I mean, come on. 260 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:41,060 Another catch deposit in the bank of a roadhouse. 261 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,680 Hey. Hey. 262 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,720 Cheryl already went to bed. 263 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,600 That's okay. I came to see you. 264 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,000 I thought we should have a talk. 265 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,800 Oh, this can't be good. 266 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,220 All right. 267 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,160 So Ryan has a theory. 268 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,730 On why I'm having these dreams about you. 269 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:11,330 I have a theory, too. 270 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,910 You're aching for my bacon. 271 00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,730 Will you stop? This is tough. 272 00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:31,390 Ryan thinks it's because, and you're going to laugh, I think you're a good 273 00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,390 father. 274 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:36,550 Get out of here. No, you know what? And I think he's right. 275 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,670 When we have kids, I hope Ryan's as good a dad as you are. 276 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:42,970 Huh. 277 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,730 You sure you're not thinking about my Lincoln? 278 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,070 Jim! 279 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:49,590 Hot for my mouth? 280 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,790 Wait a minute. 281 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,390 Hold on, hold on. Wait a second. 282 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,670 You really... You really think Ryan should be like me, huh? 283 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,030 Just the good parts. 284 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:06,810 What, can I let you in on a little secret? 285 00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:12,730 Being a parent is the toughest thing I've ever done. 286 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,530 But you find it. 287 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:17,970 It's in you. 288 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:23,470 And you know what? When things get tough, remember, you got Cheryl and me 289 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,450 We can help you. 290 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,350 You're not alone. 291 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:30,510 Thank you. 292 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,690 Oh, I feel so much better. 293 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,990 All right, I've been nice to you for the last two minutes. 294 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,170 That's enough. 295 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,870 I've got to balance it out with a couple of insults here. 296 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,470 You're obnoxious. 297 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,810 You're pushy. 298 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,430 You're a drooler. 20852