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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:02,560 How much longer, Daddy? 2 00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:03,800 Soon, baby, soon. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:04,999 Remember the rules? 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,340 No pushing or running. 5 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,780 That's right. And? 6 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,800 Daddy gets to go in first. 7 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,060 That's right. 8 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,800 Cannonball! 9 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,640 How much longer, Daddy? 10 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,020 Soon. 11 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,720 Come on! 12 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,900 Stop complaining. 13 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:43,940 good. You know it's going to be a great meal when Cheryl breaks out the backup 14 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:44,940 fork. 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,460 Who wants salad forks, Daddy? 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Are you sure? 17 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:51,400 Because I used both forks and I didn't eat any salad. 18 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,600 Yeah, you also used your meat hand and your potato hand. 19 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,160 Okay, kids, do you want to help me and Aunt Danny clear the table? 20 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,060 Would you like to come help with the dinner? 21 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,250 Thank you. 22 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:20,570 Wow. 23 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:28,050 You are so thoughtful. I'm going to make sure you get the biggest piece of cake. 24 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:29,630 That's why I married you. 25 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,950 Can we speak to you for a minute? 26 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:36,190 In the living room. 27 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:39,630 Hey, 28 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:40,870 what did I do? 29 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:43,070 What the hell is wrong with you? 30 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:46,570 The first rule as a male guest in my house is never... 31 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:47,880 ever offer to do the dishes. 32 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:50,920 I'm just trying to be polite. 33 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,120 Oh, polite? 34 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,520 Wow, 35 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:57,540 Jim. We've been dining with Sir Walter Raleigh. Oh. 36 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,120 Sorry, you know, at home I like to help out with the dishes. That way I get to 37 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,140 spend a little more time with Dana. 38 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:04,660 Oh. 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,039 Okay, let's do a check. 40 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,139 Yeah, I got... 41 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:19,630 present and accounted for. 42 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:24,930 Look, it doesn't make me any less of a man to let Dana know that I love her, 43 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:26,670 right? In fact, check this out. 44 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,650 No price too high for my baby. 45 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:30,430 Huh? 46 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,410 Ow. I got it. 47 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:33,990 All right. 48 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,630 Dishes and jewelry? 49 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:36,689 Mm -hmm. 50 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:37,850 Someone's in the dog house. 51 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:43,190 What did you do? Run your car into a tree while you're watching a female 52 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,690 You do remember that I'm a gynecologist, right? 53 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,830 Look, I'm just being romantic. 54 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,710 I bought her a present for our anniversary. 55 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,570 Anniversary? You just got married. 56 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:00,970 In May. 57 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,190 You know how I remember that? 58 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:03,410 Because it rhymes with gay. 59 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:08,490 And that's how you look in your tuck so it's stuck in our heads. 60 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,650 Well, actually, today is the anniversary of our first date, so I got her the 61 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,810 locket. First date? 62 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,100 Come on, what are you going to celebrate next? Your first fight? The first time 63 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:20,160 you said I love you? The time you ran into a tree because you were looking at 64 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,160 female jogger? 65 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,420 I've never done that. 66 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:27,120 You know, when I'm in my hybrid, they don't even hear me coming up behind 67 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,720 Look, give me that. 68 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,620 Look, what's the big deal? The big deal is a big deal. It's a big deal. Yeah, 69 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,140 it's a big deal because you're making my man look bad. 70 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,160 All right, here, here. 71 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:45,490 It's kind of like you're the guy at the strip club with nothing but 20s. When 72 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,430 we're sitting around, all we got are singles. 73 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:52,310 Do you know what a gynecologist is? 74 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,470 I can't work with this one, Jim. 75 00:03:57,490 --> 00:04:02,690 Look, marriage is like a marathon, okay? If you start out of the gate really 76 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:04,570 fast like that, you're going to die by mile 10. 77 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:06,728 You know what? 78 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,230 I think I know how to treat my wife. 79 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:11,130 This is not about you and your wife. This is about you and me. 80 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:16,670 You give her that locket, and you know what I get from Cheryl? 81 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,649 What? The look. 82 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:22,710 Andy, show them what the look is. 83 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:28,170 You see that? 84 00:04:30,090 --> 00:04:31,350 Does that break your heart? 85 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,310 Now I got to get him a locket. 86 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:36,290 Too late. 87 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:41,390 Jim, I'm going to give Dana this lock, and she's going to love it. Almost as 88 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,950 much as she's going to love the champagne and yellow roses I've got 89 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,689 her at the house. 90 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:45,690 What? 91 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:46,730 Champagne and roses? 92 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:47,749 For what? 93 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,510 Yeah, 118 of them. That was the dinner tab on our first date. 94 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:53,430 God. 95 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,530 What were you eating, gold? 96 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:59,190 Something sweet for my sweetie. 97 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,010 And cake for Jim and Andy. 98 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,519 for you two. 99 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,720 I think, Andy, we are on the brink of an all -out romantic nuclear war. 100 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,320 Happy anniversary of our first date. 101 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,380 Oh, Ryan, that is so sweet. 102 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,900 We have a confirmed launch, sir. 103 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,330 Go try it on. Okay. You are the best. 104 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:57,490 You see her with the 105 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,390 locket? Did you see that face? I saw it. What do you think she's going to do 106 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:02,030 when she hears about the champagne and the roses? 107 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:07,890 Unless... Unless Dana never gets the champagne and flowers. 108 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:15,280 I see I've been a very good influence on you, asshopper. 109 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:03,670 Cooking without Mommy. 110 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,470 Why? Because it's dangerous? 111 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,070 Yeah, that too. 112 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:10,850 Go, go, go. 113 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:15,130 Oh, cookies, huh? Sweet. 114 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:19,470 You know what? We should take these out to the guys in the band. 115 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:20,950 No, Jim, they're awful. 116 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:25,170 Honey, they're my friends, and they deserve cookies too. 117 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:29,810 Fine. Oh, my God, this is terrible. 118 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:32,920 Still a cookie. 119 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,620 Hey, Jim. 120 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,440 You stole my flowers. 121 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,080 Do you have any proof? 122 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,280 You smell like roses. 123 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 It's my new lotion. 124 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,080 You made me look like an idiot. What are you talking about? 125 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:53,240 I promised Dana a room full of champagne and roses. 126 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,760 And lucky for you, she thought I was playing like the sexy make -believe 127 00:07:56,940 --> 00:08:00,000 So she, like, you know, puts on this invisible lingerie thing. So then when I 128 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,280 came in, she was... Yes. 129 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:05,440 Please, more detail about the twisted crap my sister's into. 130 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,940 Just so you know, what happens next, you brought it all on yourself. 131 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,820 Did you just throw down a gauntlet? 132 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:19,600 Gauntlet? Wrong. 133 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,080 Okay, Mr. 134 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,220 Gay Wedding Tux. 135 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,700 What do you got? 136 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,640 Like I'd be stupid enough to tell you. 137 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,559 Must not be very good. 138 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,140 The information. 139 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:40,179 I have the first spoon that Dana used to eat cereal at my place. And I had the 140 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:41,260 date engraved on the handle. 141 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:46,920 And just so you know, P. Diddy wore the exact same tux at the Image Awards. 142 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,520 So, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, bam! 143 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,520 It's not our fault. My new brother -in -law is making me look bad. 144 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,320 The young, handsome doctor? 145 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,880 That's impossible. 146 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,220 He's showering Dana with presents and jewelry and junk. 147 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,780 That's why I like ugly chicks. They're just happier there. 148 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:34,160 Well, I have a romantic ace in the hole right here. 149 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,700 A romantic cassette? 150 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,700 What is that, soundtrack to Footloose? 151 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jim. 152 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,180 Is that the tape? 153 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,620 The mixtape. 154 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,240 That Cheryl made for me on our third date. 155 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,620 Blues for my baby. 156 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,640 Oh, Etta James, John Lee Hooker, Coco Taylor? 157 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,940 Uh -huh. This is awesome. 158 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:58,060 Yeah. When she made this for me, I knew two things. One, that she was very cool. 159 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,360 And two, that she was really into me. 160 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,880 And over the years, this tape became the soundtrack for our fairytale lives. 161 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,010 are over. 162 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:55,730 And life is like a song. 163 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:02,750 Oh, yeah, yeah. 164 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,110 At last. 165 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:12,130 The stars above the moon. 166 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,830 Yeah. 167 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,250 Something else. 168 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,910 So I'm going to pop this baby into the cassette tonight, and I'm going to show 169 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:25,210 Ryan what true romance is. 170 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:29,570 I thought that tape burned up in the fire you set as an alibi when you forgot 171 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:30,570 Cheryl's birthday. 172 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,530 So does Cheryl. 173 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:38,350 But I hid it, knowing one day I could use this to maybe save my life. 174 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:42,210 I keep a bottle of gin in the tank of my toilet. 175 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,050 Same reason. 176 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,520 All right, guys, let's go. One, two, three, four. 177 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,060 Oh. 178 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:09,860 Oh, my God. 179 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,040 Oh, sure, sure. 180 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,650 middle of reading one of my favorite Yeats poems. 181 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,070 Let me get that for you. 182 00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,030 My dear. 183 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,610 Oh, I almost forgot something. 184 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:35,970 Who you are? 185 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:40,850 No, I have a surprise in my pocket. 186 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:43,910 Oh, Jim, I hate that game. No, no. 187 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:45,970 Here. 188 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,620 Remember this? 189 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Oh, my God. 190 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,960 Jim, is that our mixtape? Yeah. 191 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,240 I thought this got destroyed in that freak lightning strike on my birthday. 192 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,460 So did I. 193 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,440 Oh, this is amazing. 194 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,220 Oh. 195 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,660 Beautiful, isn't it? 196 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,900 Yes. Come on, let's hear it. 197 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,120 Oh, honey, that's just CD. We don't have a tape deck. 198 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,500 We have a tape deck anywhere in the house? 199 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,850 No. Oh, Kyle ruined the last one trying to listen to a grilled cheese sandwich. 200 00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:19,730 Damn, I really wanted to hear this. 201 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:23,070 Oh, but you know what, honey? Look at it this way. 202 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,530 Our love has outlasted technology. 203 00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:27,270 Well, 204 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,870 I hope progress hasn't changed the way you say thank you. 205 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,370 We've got one minute. 206 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:34,710 Yes. 207 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,490 Tis I, Cupid, the God of love. 208 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,379 Tape worked. 209 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,060 It was good enough. Come on, I'll use you another time. 210 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,940 You say that every time I put this on. Come on. 211 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,420 Come on. 212 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,240 Hi. 213 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,760 Hi. 214 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,340 Wow. 215 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,380 Beautiful flowers with the occasion. 216 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,140 No occasion. 217 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,940 That's what makes it so unbelievably sweet. 218 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,580 Oh. Last night, Jim surprised me with a whole romantic evening. 219 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,220 Flowers, champagne, and not the kind that gets free with an oil change. 220 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,480 Oh. 221 00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:26,540 Flowers and champagne. That's interesting. 222 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,000 And he gave me the mixtape we used to listen to when we were falling in love. 223 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,460 I was so touched. 224 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,200 Back to the roses. 225 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,939 Ballpark figure. 226 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:37,940 How many were there? 227 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,080 Oh, gosh. I don't know. It's not like I counted. 228 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,780 Cheryl. 118. 229 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,860 Interesting. I know. 230 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,100 And it's so unlike Jim. 231 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:50,140 I know. It's a lot more like Ryan. I know. 232 00:14:55,850 --> 00:15:01,870 Ryan told me that he filled our house with 118 yellow roses and champagne, but 233 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,830 when we got home, there was nothing there. 234 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,130 Interesting. I know. 235 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:17,090 Is it possible that Jim stole Ryan's idea? 236 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,450 Jim stole... 237 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,740 Can you smell this shirt? I can't tell if it's clean. My nose is really stuffy. 238 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,620 You are a liar. 239 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,280 Seriously, look in there. It looks like a collapsed mine shaft. 240 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,300 Look, look, look. Tim, you stole those flowers. 241 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,100 Do you have proof? 242 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,500 I don't need proof. 243 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,340 No, because that was my out. You don't have any proof. 244 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,960 to evening and now I look like an idiot. 245 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,020 Come on, you don't look like an idiot. 246 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,980 Hey, explain to me what you stole from Ryan and Dana. 247 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:09,140 I can't explain it to you, honey. You've never gotten the look. 248 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,160 The look? The look. 249 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,520 Some other husband is doing a better job than you look. 250 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,060 Like this. 251 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,740 I look like Robert De Niro? No. 252 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,700 Andy does it much better. 253 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,520 Really, it's terrible. You do this look and you may not think... I think you do 254 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,900 this look, but you do this look. 255 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,500 And I can't stand it. It makes me feel terrible. 256 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:37,400 And with Ryan going over the top with his romance crap, I'm going to get the 257 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,400 look all the time. 258 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,780 Ryan is setting the romantic bar too high for me. 259 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,700 Oh. 260 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,960 Oh. 261 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,280 What? 262 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,720 What? Come on. What's the oh? I hate the oh as much as I hate the look. 263 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:57,740 Plus, it wasn't about me. It was about you. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Cheryl. 264 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,940 I was reading poetry that didn't rhyme. It wasn't about me. 265 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,500 It was. It was to make you look romantic. It wasn't from your heart. It 266 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,599 to make me feel special. It was all so you could even the score with Ryan. 267 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,119 Oh. 268 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,660 Yeah. Oh. 269 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,400 Here's a new look. 270 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,319 This is the look that says, I will never expect anything sincere or romantic 271 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,660 from you ever again. 272 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,620 I still don't know if the shirt is clean. 273 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,680 Want to know where I've been? 274 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,559 I don't know. 275 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,580 Stealing Ryan's car. 276 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,980 I haven't stolen a car in 30... I don't steal cars! 277 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,660 I had it made into a CD. 278 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,020 And I didn't do it for Ryan or me or anybody else. 279 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,520 I did it for you. 280 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,020 Now we've had some wonderful memories of this tape. 281 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:29,160 You want to create another one? 282 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,700 You know the one where the most beautiful woman in the world? 283 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,550 Dancers with the luckiest man on the planet. 284 00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:05,970 Buy this outfit. The rental's killing me. 285 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,390 Sounds great. 286 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,950 You know, when they put it down on CD, they just boosted all the levels. It 287 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:14,950 sounds really cool. 288 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:20,090 I think I just got a little boost myself. 289 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,610 I'll break it up. You two people eat in here. 290 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,570 you to brag to your sister how romantic your husband is. 291 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,790 I'll see you upstairs at the CD in bed. 292 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,670 Wink, wink, nudge, boing. 293 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,870 Gag me with a spoon. 294 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,190 Oh, look. Ryan gave me one. 295 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:59,130 He engraved the spoon I used to eat cereal at his house for the first time. 296 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,670 Oh, that is so sweet. 297 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,630 Dear Dana, 298 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,470 You're great. 299 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,630 I mean, I get it. Jeez, Ryan, you freaking love me, but enough. 300 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,350 You know, this stuff may seem silly now, but in 15 years, it's going to be a 301 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,350 great memory. 302 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,770 Like this mixtape you can hear? 303 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:23,310 That's the one I told you about. Jim had it put on CD for me. 304 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:24,990 That is kind of sweet. 305 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,170 I know. 306 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,130 It sounds so clear. 307 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,770 Turn it up. 308 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,059 Is that Jim? 309 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,660 He sounds so young and somehow cuter. 310 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400 That's not Jim. 311 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,180 That's my ex -boyfriend, Chad. 312 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,980 Why is Chad on a mixtape you made for Jim? 313 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,140 Because I didn't make it for Jim. 314 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,080 Chad made it for me. 315 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,300 Can I tell Jim? 21885