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Kyle! Kyle!

Kyle. Kyle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't chew on that. Don't chew on

that. Don't chew on that, Kyle.

Give it to Daddy.

Give it to Daddy. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

Come here, baby.

I love you.

Give me the card.

Give it.

Let go. Let go.

Kyle, this is my Ernie Banks rookie card.

Ernie Banks, number 14, Mr. Cub.

Don't cry, don't cry. I love you, I love you.

Here, here, here.

Roop Walker.

See, lifetime, 227.

Eat him.

It's like a starfish. It'll grow back.

All right, Jim. Jim, what are you watching? Oh, my God.

Jim, this is Saving Private Ryan.

The girls can't watch this.

Are you kidding? They can't take their eyes off it.

Mommy, they got to go on the boat.

Okay, you're handling the nightmares on this one. Hey, didn't happen for

Hellraiser. It's not going to happen tonight.

the podiatrist to get Dana's creepy, weird toenail removed.

Oh, good move, Dana.

I think that's why you're still single.

No, wait.

It's your personality.

One last chance to say goodbye.

Oh, come on. Come on. Same as Jim.

All right, here's the stuff for the park.

I packed toys, diapers, and wipes.

Yeah, and there's stuff in there for the kids, too.

That's great, Freak Toe.

I'll come to the park. We will.

We have fun at the park.

Where's the park?

kind of day that makes a fellow want to kick off his shoes and run barefoot

through the grass why don't you do it over there that guy just let his dog pee

hey girls oh

we could do that or you could run around and i'll sit here and throw grapes

at you

Jim, the ice cream guy's here. What's your pleasure?

You know, I got a taste for calamari.

It's an ice cream truck. They don't have calamari.

I don't care where you get it.

All right, my little girls.

Up, boys.

Want me to sing?

Sing Silly Sally.

Sing Silly Sally.

All right.

Silly Sally, what you do today?

Silly Sally, what you do today?

Did you comb your hair with... Thanks all.

Emily's mom. You met her at Chuck E. Cheese at the triplets party. Remember?

Suki, Carrie, and Chloe.

And this is Carol. She's Caitlin's mom. She's also got Linda and Kelly with her

today. You know, Debbie's kids who you met at the other Hannah's mom's house.

I'm not going to be tested on this, am I?

I bet these foot doctors make a lot of money.

What a racket.

My God.

Starting to sound like Jim.

What is wrong with that guy's foot?

Planners for it, I bet.

Oh, no.

I wonder if these people think I've got anything wrong with my feet.

Kick my shoes off so they'll see that I'm normal.

Oh, no.

There's a hole in my sock.

Abort! Abort!

procedure. Right after he anesthetized my toe, he got called away on an

emergency. Hey, check this out.

See? Cold leg.

Numb.

What are you doing?

Calling Jim, tell him we're on our way home. Are you kidding?

We have the whole afternoon.

Oh, Dana, it's laundry day. Jim's down to his Christmas boxers.

Come on, we need a break.

We could go see a movie.

A movie on laundry day?

Can we get popcorn?

Oh, yeah.

And no sharing? Oh, yeah. And speaking without paying?

Cheryl, we're going to pay.

Okay.

But we're still barring. Oh, yeah.

And that's why I'm no longer welcome in the state of Florida.

Hey.

Where are my girls?

We're over by the slide with Penelope and Nancy and Bridget and Suzanne.

Hey, girls, come on, let's go.

Time to go.

Oh, not so soon.

Oh, it ain't true.

Come on, the fun is over. I promise you I'll do some work around the house.

But you work hard all week.

Tell me about it.

Well, you know, you should always work a little harder at home than you do on

your job.

You know who said that?

Michael Landon.

Yes, we have to go. Come on, girls, get your stuff together. Andy, you want to

pick up and put together that buggy?

We want to stay.

Please?

You want some cheese with that wine?

Come on, girls, we got to go home. Why don't you let us take them for the

afternoon? I mean, we can go to lunch, and then the girls can play together.

I don't know. This is supposed to be our day together. Oh, well, all right.

Oh, I mean, what the heck?

Lawrence in medieval times. How can you lose?

I hope he's sassy in this one.

Hey!

What?

That guy just stepped on your foot.

Really? Yeah.

That's gonna hurt later.

What are you doing? I'm just gonna check in with Jim real quick.

Maybe to a movie. Relax, I'll take care of it.

Or you better do it.

Excuse me, would you please keep your baby quiet?

Why don't you be quiet?

got a little something right here.

Up, up, up, up.

You got it. You got it.

What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the doctor.

It got rescheduled, so we came here.

Oh, well, you thought you got away with it, huh?

Got away with what? I think I deserve a little free time every few months.

Cheryl, you have six hours of free time every day.

Just because you choose to use it sleepy, not my fault.

girls don't have a friend sarah there's a mom sarah who had the daughter julia

julia yeah julia oh jim i don't like the girls playing with julia she's a

spitter she talks back to her mom and the girls do it to me it takes me a week

to break them of it hey cheryl hey i just ran into dana in the lobby what is

about martin lawrence that brings families together

I'm answering the trivia question.

Jim, look, I'm sorry, but you've got to go get the girls. I won't be able to

relax knowing they're at Julia's.

All right, all right.

But you owe me one. No, I don't. Well, somebody owes me one.

Actually, you owe me $5 for the popcorn.

Benicio Del Toro!

Come on, fire!

All right, Cheryl, I'll do it. Just tell me where she lives.

Oh. It's a little gray house on the corner of Pine and Oakhurst.

Oh, thank you, honey. All right, baby.

Devil and Mrs. Jones!

Come on, Andy. Let's go pick up the girls. What about the movie? The

are starting. Come on.

In a future where women are forbidden to wear clothes and beer is money, one

long car chase will change the lives of three supermodels and one tough cop.

I'm popcorn.

Yeah, it's a little dry.

Thirsty. Me too.

Gracie, are my kids?

I'm Andy, the uncle.

We're here to pick them up.

They're not here.

Where are they?

How should I know?

I'm going to close the door now.

You don't know where your kids are.

Maybe you should just call up Cheryl and tell her you lost the girls.

After 26 hours of labor and two episiotomies, I don't think so.

What are we going to do now, huh? What are we going to do?

Hey, Cheryl's got to have an address book, right? Look at that.

Ah, now she always carries it with her.

Ruby's got an address book.

She's always writing in it.

All we need is one little girl's name, we could find her. Look around here

somewhere.

It's a mess.

Hello, hello.

Daddy, Barney, Elmo.

Oh, here we go. Emily.

Great, great, great, great. Give me the number.

555 -0174. Great.

386 -5511W.

Fancy drill, Kitty.

My daughter's an idiot.

Think, think. Can you remember anything that woman said?

All I remember is, Yammer, yammer, yammer, I'll take the kids.

Maybe we should go back to the park. Go to the park. Maybe someone's still

there.

Oh, I hope it's... What's her name?

Yellow. Hey, how's everything?

Okay.

Cheryl.

Everything's fine, Cheryl.

The girls had a good time.

Are you checking up on me?

Well, maybe a little.

The girls are fine.

They're playing with Uncle Andy.

Please stop copying me. Please stop copying me. I mean it. I mean it. I'm

telling you. I'm telling you. I want to get you.

So fun.

What? What?

He just said the king's daughter's a freak.

I just thought of something. What? What if while we're here, that woman's

dropping the kids off at the house? Don't worry about it. I left a note. No

home. Leave kids in the backyard.

Now, there.

She looks familiar.

She short?

Hi.

Well, aren't you a pretty little girl?

Can I ask you a question?

I don't think she's going to talk.

Bet she would for some candy?

We should run.

What time is it?

It's 5 .32.

Do you know where your children are?

Andy, that is not funny. Yeah, I know.

I can't believe that woman hasn't brought those kids home.

She's so irresponsible.

I hope that's the kids.

Nope, nope, that's Cheryl.

Okay. All right, just remember the plan.

He's reading.

He's reading to me.

I think that's good for today.

Yeah, we can pick up tomorrow.

So,

Cheryl, how was your day off? Oh, honey, it was great. Thank you so much. That

was just the best gift you could have given me. Oh, you're welcome.

You were so right about that, Julia. She is a bad one.

You know what the girls called me when they came home?

Fatty poopy pants.

Then they broke the lamp.

See? This is exactly what I was afraid of. I'm going to go talk to them right

now. Okay, you go on up there, but you're just going to undermine all my

work. And I am not going to take responsibility when they grow up and

strippers.

Why don't you two girls continue your relaxing day at a nice dinner I'm

What, you're paying for my dinner?

Yeah.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

What have you done?

Where are my kids?

Cheryl, I resent that.

They're not just your kids. They're my kids, too. And I don't know where they

are.

Well, of course not. They are being cared for by a responsible adult, a

of yours. I just don't know her name or where she lives.

But what we've been able to determine is that she's not Asian. Right.

Oh, I can't believe you don't know where they are.

I bet if they were a box of snack cakes, you'd know exactly where they were.

What are you doing? I'm going to call and call until I find them.

Mommy!

Cheryl, good work.

Sandy. Thank you.

I hope the girls had fun playing with Hannah.

Sandy and Hannah.

Does it ring a bell?

Come here, my girls.

Thanks, Daddy.

We had the best time ever.

We have fun, don't we?

Girls, why don't you run up and wash up for dinner? Oh, come on. I'll take you.

All right, so, Jim, they're going to be with me, your sister -in -law, Dana.

his jacket's in the car. I'll get it. Oh, thank you.

Thanks so much, Sandy.

What?

What?

Wait, don't look at me like that.

Come on, don't be upset with me. I had a very rough day.

You know that Silly Sally song?

Twelve verses I had to sing. Okay.

So, the one day I take off in six months...

like that, of course it's going to sound bad.

What? Honey, you know me. I do. You know how hard it is for me to take time off.

I suppose that I can just never leave the kids with you again. Is that what

want? Sure, that'd be your call.

No, he knows you. You are not getting off that easy. No, no, no. I am going to

go to a movie again and you are going to take care of the kids again. And if you

have to lose them five or six more times to get...

I can do that.

Here you go.

Oh, thank you so much.

Hey, do you want a cup of coffee? Oh, I'd love one. Oh, great. Oh, did you

what happened at the park today? No.

Two strange men were offering candy to a little girl. No.

Yes, but don't worry because the parents got a pretty good description of the

vehicle.

probably sell my car.