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We need Emma at the trial.

I can't allow that.

Brad. She's ten years old. I understand
that. I said no.

She's a child.

Listen to me.

You have serious monster issues here.

To the world and to the potential jury
pool, you are the man who murdered his

pregnant wife and unborn son.

The best way to humanize you is to let
the jury see you as a father and not a

killer. And the best way to accomplish
that is to have your daughter by your

side, at your side. And what will that
do to her?

To have to sit there and listen while
her father is demonized before the...

She's already hearing that everywhere
she turns.

I think the real question is, what will
it do to her to see you go to prison?

Which is exactly what we're looking at.

You need to get me out on bail, Eleanor.

Brad, you are up on double homicide. I
hardly think... You need to think of a

way.

I need to address a potential jury pool.
For that, I need to have a news

conference. To do that, I gotta get out
of here. The judge is never going...

Eleanor, I need you to start
demonstrating the zeal that comes with

innocent man.

Homicide suspects are sometimes afforded
bail.

I need you to accomplish that courtesy
for me.

Now.

Gentlemen, thank you for coming in.

I'm informed you still plan to argue
self -defense.

Actually, defense of others, but same
principle.

You will not be arguing self -defense or
defense of others, Mr. Young. There's

no factual basis for it, and it won't be
asserted.

Well, we have to be allowed to put on a
defense.

Well, you won't be allowed to put on
that one.

Let's watch it together, shall we?

We've all seen the tape you'll see it
again with me Here

comes your client

If

you so much as attempt to argue self
-defense or defense of others I will

you in contempt of court Are we clear
gentlemen?

Then we'd like to change our plea, Your
Honor.

To?

Insanity. And what's your basis for
that?

You saw the tape.

She's crazy.

Insanity? That's all we got left.

Tara? Jamie, I need that motion in
limine. Uh, please hold. I went through

list of doctors who are willing to
testify, but they want their full

And you have another problem.

Markham got called. For when?

For now.

Judge Dickham. Did you tell him? I did.
He went much.

Jamie, can you do the pre -trial? Me?
Oh, yes. If we don't find a shrink, we

might as well. We will.

Keep looking.

Come on. Let's go see the client.

Call Dickham's clerk. I need to speak to
him personally.

Eleanor. Alan.

Hey, what's up?

Do you have a second? Actually, I don't.
Something came up at Carruthers.

I left.

Now I'm looking for new employment.

And since my heart has always yearned to
do whatever this is... What exactly

came up at Crowther's, Alan?

I embezzled.

Allegedly. Could I have some coffee,
please, with cream?

Thank you.

I'd be such a natural here.

Wait a second. You expect me to
recommend you for employment after you

The important thing is... I feel...

Icky. Alan. I'm the leading antitrust
lawyer in the state. I'm going through

enormous character growth. Just the
same. And I need a break.

I'll tell you what.

You do a case for us today, see how you
like it.

Today? Misdemeanor battery, homeless
person, kiss somebody.

You certainly don't expect me to walk in
and try a case on the fly.

If there's any problem, I will be on
vibrate.

Ellie. Ellie.

I have issues with homeless people.

What issues?

They don't like me.

I think it must be cultural.

Look, I am late for a motion.

You try the case, then we'll talk.

Okay.

Isn't it up to a jury?

I don't get a jury. You do, but
unfortunately the judge can cut off a

he feels it's not supported.

What do I do? I'm dead.

Our only choice now is insanity.

I wasn't insane.

Understood. But it's the only mechanism
we have left to secure an acquittal.

Shooting that man was maybe the most
clear -headed thing I ever did in my

Not anymore.

Wait.

You're his lawyer?

Is there a problem?

You're Alan Shore.

What are you doing at a criminal bench
trial?

Looking to meet women.

I perused the file, and I think we can
both agree it's beneath us, so why don't

we dispose of it?

Go get a drink.

The victim filed, and my boss won't kick
civilian complaints.

It's not like anybody got hurt, Cindy.
May I call you Cindy?

My name's Kate.

Kate.

60 days.

Is this the way it's gonna be?

Hey, if you can get the victim to
withdraw, the drink's on me.

Otherwise, take the offer to your
client, who's right over there, in case

haven't met him.

Mr. Markham, I'm Alan Shore, your
attorney.

What happened to Ms. Frutt?

She's tied up.

Nothing sexual, I assure you. I'll be
taking over the case.

So, how are we today, sir?

I just highly buried her.

That's all I did.

I beg your pardon?

Look at the Oscars.

The guy just planted one on her.

Because when else would he get a chance?

That's all I did.

I see.

We all knew it was a crack house. And a
lot of us were upset.

Especially Aisha.

She lost a child to a drive -by three
years ago.

Now, sir.

Calling attention to the afternoon of
July 3rd.

Could you tell us what you saw?

Yeah. Well, there were a bunch of us
kind of sprucing up the street because

were planning a July 4th block party.

And then there we saw him.

Saw who?

Marcus Thayer, crack dealer.

Selling his stuff on his steps like he
did every damn day.

He had some clients there.

And what happened?

Well, Aisha, she went right up to him.

And she started telling him this and
that. Get your ass off the street. He

in her face like he always does. And
they're yelling back and forth at each

other.

And then she just walked off.

After she left, what happened?

Well, then I got into it with him. And
he came at me just like he did her.

And I told him, he better not be out
there pushing his crack during our block

party.

And we talked a little bit more trash.

And as I started off, I looked up, and
here she comes again.

And now she's got a gun.

And she's saying something, but the
truth be told, I couldn't hear it. My

were on that gun.

She walked right up to him.

She aimed.

And she shoots him three times.

Shot him dead right there in the street.

Mr. Kane, could you describe for us...

Miss Crenshaw's demeanor as she fired
the gun?

She looked fed up.

Thank you.

You said this Mr. Thayer sold crack
every day.

Why didn't you people just call the
police?

We called them all the time. They never
did anything.

Nothing. Oh, they drive by now and then.
They put up the observation posts with

the little cameras. That's how they got
that tape, but they never did do

nothing. To get them to come into our
neighborhood, a gun has to go off.

That sounds like an exaggeration. An
exaggeration?

There's an ice cream truck.

Drives down our street.

Make all the kids come running.

They sell popsicles, fudgesicles, and
cocaine.

The ice cream truck.

There are children on our street, ten
years old, not only using, but dealing.

Mr. Berluti, please step up.

What is the relevance of this testimony,
Mr. Berluti?

Goes to defendant's intent.

Just trying to get a clear picture,
Judge.

Do you enjoy practicing law, Counsel?

You know, Judge...

You rebuking me in front of the jury
doesn't make me look good.

So I'm just going to smile and make it
look like the two of us are having a

laugh together.

Would that be okay, Judge?

I'm just smiling for effect.

Please don't think I consider you a
funny guy.

Can I continue now, Judge?

Mr. Markham?

It is selective prosecution.

That's what this is. You're right. But
while the man who kissed Hallie

to go free, why don't we sit in here and
go over your testimony?

Excuse me.

Hi.

We have a problem.

We can't expense new clothes for
clients. Not in the budget.

This is a top criminal firm in Boston.
Surely we can afford $200.

The top firm that you speak of is Donald
Young, Dolan Frat.

Dolan is gone.

Dole is gone.

Washington is gone.

And we don't take clients shopping.

Do we take each other shopping?

I wasn't insane when I fired that gun. I
won't say I was.

I shot that man because he was killing
our children because he wouldn't stop

killing our children.

Okay, look.

Hey, me, Aisha.

Right in the eyes.

The judge has taken away defense of
others. You explained that. Well,

not well enough.

If we don't claim insanity, we have no
theory by which to prevail. Then I go to

prison.

I'd rather do that than to pretend I'm
crazy. You look me in the eye.

I am not nuts.

Drugs are killing our babies. Somebody
has to protect our babies. If the police

refuse... You cannot say that. Yes, I
can.

And you can't stop me. The judge will
stop you. I'm the client.

I get to decide what our legal strategy
is, counsel.

There won't be insanity.

I do not want bail.

Why not? Because if you get let out,
there will be a public outcry, Brad. And

that outcry could prejudice us at trial.

I don't think you follow.

If I'm allowed to address the public,
the outcry will be squashed. That's the

point. I think you're overestimating
your charm a little.

Daddy! Hey, baby.

Oh, God.

You get bigger every day, young lady.

Hey, Christine.

Hello?

Look at you.

Miss Shepard, I was wondering if I could
talk to you for a few minutes.

Your client murdered my sister, Miss
Frutt.

I won't be cooperating much with his
defense.

It was so gross.

I, like, came around the turn in the
corridor, and he was there. The

Yes. And next thing, he was, like,
forcing his scuzzy tongue into my mouth.

And this occurred when?

At my place of work, for God's sake.

Everybody saw it.

And the way he smelled.

His smell was on me.

It took three showers to get it off.
Thank you, Debbie.

Forgive me, I just want to say for the
record, you are a very fetching young

lady.

Do gentlemen hit on you a lot?

Some. I can imagine.

At the office Christmas party, you ever
been suddenly kissed while standing

underneath the mistletoe?

By co -workers, not total strangers.

You never filed criminal charges in
those instances?

No. That was an honest answer, Debbie. I
appreciate that. Let me ask you this.

If Brad Pitt suddenly approached you,
kissed you at the office, would you call

the police, honestly?

He's not Brad Pitt.

Yes, I see.

So it's not so much being kissed, but
rather by whom?

By what?

Thank you, Debbie. That was refreshingly
honest.

By the way, if I were to... Never mind,
that's probably not appropriate.

You can step down, young lady.

Okay. Accept responsibility, show
remorse, convey that you never meant to

or scare her. Okay?

Okay.

The defense calls Randy Markham.

Why? Why?

If he did it, I don't have to hear why.

It takes my time. I value my time, Mr.
Shore. When it's wasted, my hemorrhoids

tend to bubble up. He's a defendant. In
Massachusetts, I believe the

Constitution trumps the bubbled
hemorrhoid. I could be wrong.

You know what?

You're absolutely right.

If your client chooses to testify, that
is his constitutional right.

It would certainly be very inappropriate
for me to deter the exercising of that

precious entitlement.

Would your client like to testify, Mr.
Shore?

Why don't you have a seat?

We wanted to talk to you about your
dad's trial, which starts next week.

You told me. You want me to come?

Yes. We also were thinking of calling
you as a witness.

Did your dad tell you that?

Yes. You want me to say my mom seemed
really sad.

So people will believe she committed
suicide.

We just want you to tell the truth.

She seemed really sad.

Do you think your mom killed herself?

I know my dad didn't kill her.

He loved her.

She seemed so sad.

So I think she must have committed
suicide.

Emma, did your dad ask you to say that?

No.

Mr. Markham?

So sorry to come here.

My daughter, Ashley.

Say hello, baby.

Hi.

She's never swam in a pool before.

I thought while we were waiting... You
have a daughter?

Yeah.

She live with you on the street?

I actually am not homeless.

Live in a tenement in a project.

I try to give her as normal a life as I
can.

What are you doing here?

I got rolled.

I'm sorry? For my shoes.

I got rolled for my shoes. I got nothing
for testimony tomorrow.

I had your address and I just figured
you got me this suit without the shoes,

you know, the whole point.

I'll bring you another pair of shoes
tomorrow.

Can I ask you a question?

You don't got to answer if you don't
want to.

No, go ahead.

A girl in court today said I smell.

I smell.

At the moment, only like chlorine.

Please.

Let me ask for me.

You do have a distinctive body odor.

I do bathe.

Maybe not so much.

I do bathe.

Look at this, Daddy.

I'm really sorry. She's had a dream of
swimming in a pool. I should have done

this.

No, it's okay.

Swim as long as you like.

And I'll see you tomorrow in court.

Thank you.

Very much.

The observation posts are a joke.

Those drug deals are captured on tape
just as clearly as what I did, but the

police don't respond.

I doubt they even look at those tapes.

Is crack a big problem in your
neighborhood, Aisha?

Is it a big problem?

My two -year -old daughter was killed in
a drive -by three years ago.

I've seen my friend's children become
dealers, addicts.

My street has become crack lane, Mr.
Belluti.

It's almost impossible for a child to
grow up in our neighborhood without it

being shoved in its face.

There are drive -by shootings, random
killings, intentional killings, and at

root of it all, a drug, cocaine crack,
all being dealt openly and notoriously

Marcus Thayer and others, and the police
do nothing.

Counsel, so what happened that day?

What happened is I decided to do
something to save the kids

on our street.

I decided to protect the lives that
Marcus Thayer was so intent on

Ms. Crenshaw, as I have advised your
counsel, I will advise you.

Defense of others is not a justifiable
theory. It's justifiable to the parents

who live in our neighborhood. Ms.
Crenshaw, I will instruct this jury not

accept self -defense or defense of
others. Why don't you instruct the mayor

instruct the police to clean up our
streets? You have the right to present

testimony, but as you move forward...
These dealers are arrested over and over

and never do time. It has to stop. I
will tell this jury in no uncertain

that as a matter of law, they cannot
even consider defense of others as an

exculpatory theory.

Do you understand that?

I think so.

As a matter of law, the truth of what
happened that day can't be considered in

this room.

I will see counsel in chambers.

I gave you a specific order. We pass
that on

to our client. But as your honor well
knows, every criminal defendant... has

right to take the stand and tell his or
her story. Our client chose to exercise

that right. If you argue defense of
others in your closing, I will have both

your bar cards.

Do you understand me?

Do you understand me, Counsel?

We understand.

I just think we need an alternative
version to suicide.

The idea that she killed herself with
cyanide...

Look, I assembled a mock jury.

I presented the defense side only, none
of the prosecution's evidence, and still

none of them would swallow suicide.

What do you mean a mock jury?

I wanted to test our defense because I
am very nervous about it.

And as I said, I only gave them our
version. No, you didn't give them our

version, Eleanor.

I am the defense version.

Your little mock jury didn't hear from
me, Brad. My wife was a very bad woman.

She had an affair.

She wanted to leave me, Eleanor, destroy
our family.

I'm sure she was wracked with guilt over
that, don't you?

Ask Emma.

Molly seemed very sad.

She committed suicide.

You kissed her as she described?

Well, I didn't totally surprise her.

I gave her a chance to see me coming. I
wanted her to see me first.

Why is that?

Because I wanted her to know who was
kissing her.

Can you tell us why?

Well, the day before, I'm sitting on
Columbus.

I met a little girl with me.

Six years old. What were you doing on
Columbus Street?

Begging.

Soliciting for money.

I work here and there where I can.

But when I don't have enough money for
food, I'm not above asking people for

help. That's what I was doing this day.

And she walks by.

She being?

The girl I went on to kiss.

She walks by.

I asked for help.

And she made a remark about me being
disgusting, about me smelling.

You said that right in front of my
daughter.

And then you mumbled some other things
as you walked away.

Things I won't repeat.

But my daughter heard it.

Then what happened?

I watched her walk into a building.

And I turned to my baby and she was
crying.

Why was she crying?

Because of what she heard.

I haven't been able to give my daughter
much.

But I did give her the right to respect
her dad.

And maybe even on the odd day, admire.

You took that from her.

Mr. Markham, why kiss this woman?

Because I wanted to embarrass her the
way that she embarrassed me.

I walked my smelly ass.

into her office. I walked my disgusting
self right up to her and I kissed her to

humiliate her.

Make you feel the way I felt.

The way I still feel.

Sitting in a courtroom, listening to you
tell this judge and everybody that it

took you three showers to get the smell
off of you.

Murder two? It allows for the
possibility of parole.

We think you should take it.

What'll my sentence be?

Life. But again, with murder one...
Forget it. I said forget it. I heard

you said.

Listen to me, please.

We have nothing.

I only hope, if you can even call it a
hope, is for a hung verdict. Our only

chance to get that... is to convince a
juror to say the hell with the law.

get one to say that.

If they come back guilty, which,
truthfully, how could they not?

You get life, no parole.

There's no point in being a martyr.

I know you care.

You care because we're all on the same
side.

Problem is, with too many voices, you
get noise.

So let's speak with one voice.

And since I'm the client, since I'm the
one who's going to be sitting in that

prison cell, let's let the voice be
mine.

Jimmy, I want you to look those jurors
in the eye and tell them that the

law is wrong.

Marcus Thayer had it coming.

The law is wrong.

Debbie, hello.

You're dishonest, you know.

Dressing him up like that in a suit?

That is not what it costed me, and you
know it. Debbie, this case was assigned

to me.

Certainly you know that.

Do you think I like defending these
kinds of people?

You know, this isn't technically
relevant to the case, but I touched

you in mind last night.

Your hair was very different.

Anyway, just between you and me, it
turns out Mr. Markham has a homeowner's

insurance policy.

Cheap, but not totally worthless.

If you were to say, sue him civilly, you
might get, say, $10 ,000.

I would?

The policy covers defamation of
character. For you to allege his kissing

defamed you.

Perhaps people thought you were a
couple.

The claim would be colorable with the
assistance of a good attorney, which I

Of course, I would need you to drop the
criminal complaint.

We'd want to throw Randy a bone,
wouldn't we?

I bet you could use $10 ,000.

Think of the shopping, Debbie.

Isn't that like an illegal bribe? Which
means this would have to be our little

secret.

It's all in the wording, Jimmy. If you
word it right, he can't shut you down.

But if you're not disciplined with every
word... Okay.

All we need is one juror.

One juror buys us a hung jury. With
that, we get a new trial, and that's all

can hope for at this point. And what if
he does shut me down?

Well, if you word it right, he can't
without handing us a new trial. And if

does that, great.

Hello.

What's this embezzling thing?

Thank you for asking. It was sort of a
half -Robin Hood kind of thing I took

from the rich.

And who'd you give to? I kept it.

That's the half -Robin Hood.

I've disappointed you.

What's this about bringing a hooker to a
client's wedding?

The invitation said significant other. I
assure you she was extremely

significant.

It doesn't even matter whether the judge
allows cameras in the courtroom or not.

You're already in that room.

More importantly and alarmingly, you're
in the jury room.

Every article being written about Brad
Stanfield presupposes his guilt.

He's the horrible husband who murdered
his pregnant wife.

Amazing that you can all know that
without being privy.

to the facts. The prosecution has
guarded this case tightly.

We don't even know the evidence, and
yet, with the media, the world, and

possibly the potential jury pool, he
already stands guilty.

Get this.

Molly Stanfield took her own life.

And when the facts finally and
appropriately come out in trial, you

will all know what I know now.

My client is innocent.

Okay.

Hmm. Chanel.

We can make this very simple.

Randy will agree not to contest the
claim. What she has to do is the

policyholder. He'll also waive the
conflict so I can help you, Deborah.

You agree to drop the criminal
complaint, and we all agree to keep this

agreement. Completely private.

And what if the insurance won't pay?

They will.

It's a lot less than the cost of
litigation.

I also know the claims adjuster. He's a
friend.

A giver.

Corrupt.

The only thing left then would be the
apology.

We would like it to be both oral and
written.

Wait, you want me to apologize?

In person now.

And in writing, so his daughter can read
it when she's older.

Why would I ever apologize to him?

Because you offended his dignity,
Debbie.

You were disrespectful to an honorable
man and his daughter.

You demeaned his character.

What you did was wrong.

Those are the conditions.

Non -negotiable.

I believe quite strongly in law and
order. We are a nation

of laws.

And it would be wrong for me or any
lawyer to say it's okay for one person

take the law into her own hands.

So I won't argue that.

Even if children were dying in front of
her.

as was the case with my client, even if
she had to witness teenage drug

addiction, gunfire, sometimes the
killing of innocent people, such as her

two -year -old daughter.

As I said, it would be wrong for me, as
an officer of the court, to argue that

she be allowed to take the law into her
own hands.

So I won't argue that.

I won't argue self -defense or defense
of others.

But you all heard what was in her mind.

It is within the power of this jury to
vote your conscience. And I would

implore you to dig into your conscience
today.

Mr. Berluti. Martin Luther King Jr.

said, when confronted with an unjust
law, the moral and ethical thing to do

to break that law.

He said that. It would be wrong for me
to say it. Counsel.

My client had no right to take the law
into her own hands.

Of course not. It is totally irrelevant
that the police weren't protecting her

neighborhood. Also irrelevant that the
conviction rate for drug arrests in

Boston is below 10%. Below 10%. Put that
out of your minds.

Drug use is going up while drug arrests
are going down.

It's out of control.

But it has no relevance here.

What are we as parents supposed to do?

That's a rhetorical question, of course.
It's not an issue for today. Mr.

Berluti, as a matter of law, Aisha
Crenshaw should have waited for the

respond, even though they weren't
responding. She should have let the

become drug addicts or drug dealers.

She should have let them continue to
die.

She should have done nothing and let all
this happen.

Because, after all, we are a nation of
laws.

The law, Mr.

Pelluti, suggests you defy.

He's the one against murder.

And what he's asking you to embrace is
terrorism.

The defendant decided someone was not
worthy of life, and so she acted to

execute him.

And our lawyer now stands before you,
mocking our allegiance to law and order.

There are many countries in the world
who tolerate street justice.

You don't like somebody, you just shoot
them.

There are places where this happens.

But this is America.

We don't permit vigilantism.

We don't tolerate murder when the killer
sees fit, no matter what his or her

conscience.

And we certainly don't embrace
terrorism.

My heart goes out to Miss Crenshaw for
the loss of her child.

Could the police do a better job?

Perhaps.

If they had the resources, I'm sure they
would.

But what's the answer?

For citizens to pull out guns and shoot
the bad guys?

Is that the country we want to live in?

Is it?

I, too, believe our jury should reflect
the conscience of America.

That is not in my conscience.

And I pray to God.

For all our children.

It's not yours.

Hi.

Hi.

It's just too phallic. Do you mind?

You know, I've heard of this faux
flirtatiousness being used to cover the

thing. Are you attracted to me?

Are you looking for a slap?

Tara, rather rough trade for a
secretary.

I'm a third -year law student and a
paralegal, not a secretary.

This agreement that you had me type up?

Tantamount to insurance fraud.

Is that wrong?

Little advice.

You might mock the law and get away with
it.

But don't make sport of me.

Are we clear?

Al?

So you are attracted to me?

Mr. Markham, I don't want to take up
much of your time.

I'm not a good talker, but in my life, I
never had

anybody recognize me as a person of
dignity.

Nobody ever called me honorable before.

And in keeping with the character you
accused me of having.

Thank you.

Mr. Short.

counsel you think that closing was
clever hey judge if you think i crossed

line call a mistrial fact you might have
a duty you'd like that wouldn't you get

a new trial is that what's going on you
want a mistrial i'm just interested in

us all doing the right thing now you
listen to me hey you told me what i

couldn't argue i stood up there and
expressly didn't argue it You got any

problem with me now, then it must be
personal. I take my courtroom very

personal. And if I cross the line, call
a mistrial.

All right.

Jury's back.

Mr. Foreman.

Am I to understand you have reached the
unanimous verdict in 20 minutes?

Yes, Your Honor.

Okay. What say you?

On the matter of the Commonwealth versus
Ayesha Crenshaw, on the charge of

murder in the first degree, we find the
defendant, Ayesha Crenshaw, not

guilty.

Not guilty.

Listen straight, not guilty.

Obviously, there's no accounting for it.
This jury simply made a decision to let

a guilty person go free.

Clearly, Mr. Berluti's endorsement of
civil disobedience registered.

Not my version of justice, Paul.

I'm being informed Ms. Crenshaw is about
to make a statement.

Am I surprised?

Yes.

But I'm also heartened.

The jury sent a message not just to me
or the police, but to all of us.

We need to take back our streets.

The Second Amendment gives us the right
to bear arms to defend our homes, our

streets.

It's time that the good people start
exercising that right to defend our

children.

We, the people, need to rise up.

We need to put these dealers down before
they take any more of our children.

And it's not just in Boston. All over
you hear about tax cuts.

Well, it's service cuts.

And it's the poor neighborhoods
suffering these service cuts across this

country. We need to rise up and do a
job.

Thank you.

Next on The Practice.

If you take the stand, you are
guaranteed a guilty... You listen to me.

I will take that stand.

I will tell my story.

They will cry for me.

Assuming you do hear God's thoughts,
persuading a jury of that reality will

difficult for me.

I had the highest winning percentage of
any litigator in my firm.

They had no right to fire me. You can't
be willing to take this to trial. Oh,

but we can.

She was terminated for a disability.
That's against the law. She will be

publicly revealed as a loon, which you
are, Sheila.

All right, let him play.

James Caan is Big Ed DeLine. Welcome to
the family.

Owner of Sin City's hottest surveillance
team.

I'm really going to like working here.
Las Vegas, finished Monday at 9.

It's the Paradise Hotel two -hour
finale.

This is to the four of us. And we've
saved the biggest twist for last.

This is the only way you can win the
prize.

Who will be the last couple standing at
Paradise Hotel?

D .H. Wednesday.

The memories.

Remember Halloween?

You unwrapped the chocolate bar out of
my bag and replaced it with a cat poo?

The life.

This is family.

Everybody loves rain. What was that at 9
Monday?

This bachelor's new roommate is his
nephew.

Will you take me swimming in the ocean?
Why would I lie? The ocean is closed

today.

Charlie's team stars.

Hey, kid, don't you know what a full
house is?

Yeah, and I also know what a psych out
is.

In two and a half minutes, 930 Monday.