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Yeah, okay.
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Really? I ain't doing nothing. I wasn't
doing nothing.
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All right, that's great. Thank you.
Uncle Brown, guess what I just got?
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I don't know, but I hope it clear up
before Sasha find out about it. No, no,
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no, no. I just made reservations at
Sasha's favorite Moroccan restaurant.
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That'll cheer her up.
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Oh, nephew, you know the last time you
ain't there, we had to forward your mail
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to the bathroom.
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That stuff tore your stomach up!
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Yeah, it did. I mean, it had you broke
down, your legs was all cramped up. You
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had sat on that toilet by, what, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12 hours?
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I mean, we thought you shrunk. Every
time you walked, you would just get all
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this smoke, all this smoke.
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Ooh, nephew, you was tore up. Yeah, that
was a tough day. Yeah, it was. But you
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know what? Sasha really loves that
place.
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Yeah, yeah, you're a good husband.
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Yeah, I try.
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Nephew, you want some sugar?
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No, I'm good.
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You sure?
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Since you're pouring it, I'll take a
cup. All right.
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Carver, you want some sugar for your
coffee?
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Oh, sure.
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Okay. Now I better not.
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Hey, Will, since you guys are working,
Miss Cora says my friends can come over
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this weekend.
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Oh, really?
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You sure that's all right, Cora? No, it
ain't all right. Ain't nobody ask me
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nothing.
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It's fine.
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What time are they coming? Uh, how about
a quarter past never? Ain't nobody ask
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me. A little after seven.
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Okay. Well, just make sure you don't
give Cora a hard time, you understand?
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She's Mr. Brown's daughter. Nothing can
be harder than that.
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You know what? I'm going to ignore you
saying that.
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I'm going to just be my normal sweet
self.
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Want some sugar, Wacom?
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Nope. There's enough sugar in there
already. Give me that.
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Hey, guess what?
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I got us reservations at your favorite
Moroccan restaurant.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Sasha, Miss Corris says my friends can
sleep over this weekend.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Speaking of sweetie, you want some sugar
for your granola thing?
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I guess not.
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Oh,
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she's still down about, you know.
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Yeah, and it's been a few weeks.
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I've tried everything I could to cheer
her up, but nothing seems to be working.
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Me too, but we have to be patient.
She'll come around.
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Uh, speaking of coming around, Wacom,
how many of them little rugrats coming
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with you? Because I don't want no happy
little kids. Mr. Brown. I'm a grown man.
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I don't want no whole bunch of kids. I'm
grown. G -R -O -A -N.
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Grown.
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See, that's why I don't want them kids
around. They act too grown.
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That boy act 30.
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Okay. Look, I'm going to work.
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All right? All right. Have a good day.
Be good, Wacom. I'm okay. All right,
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Uncle Brown.
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All right.
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Let's go get ready for your company.
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Everybody around here think I'm slow.
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I'm the smart one around here.
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I'm the only one around here with good
sense.
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I eat my own breakfast.
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I ain't gonna let this go to waste.
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People starving all over the world.
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Hey,
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we still up for Moroccan tonight?
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Oh, babe, I don't know if I'm up for it.
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Moroccan?
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Isn't that where they sit on the floor
and you eat with your hands and the half
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-naked women are jingling coins on their
butts?
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Yep.
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Yep. They do that at my sister's house.
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Oh, well then, you should come, Renee,
because, uh, you feel
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right at home.
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What's wrong with your eye?
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Renee, uh...
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I mean, if you really want to come, I'm
sure I can make reservations for three.
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No. No.
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Why don't you girls just go?
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Huh? Y 'all can bond.
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About what?
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About what? About, you know, like, girl
stuff. Like, you know, how bad men are,
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you know? Yeah. Nine now. That's good.
That's great.
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Then it's seven.
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Okay. Great. I will go make... Am I
wrong? All right.
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Renee?
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I'm excited.
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This is going to be fun.
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Wow.
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I ain't going.
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Come on.
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Look, you're the first person to make
her laugh like that since the
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And? I mean, and.
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And I think she really needs this. It'd
be good for her.
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And? And I don't know.
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You'd be doing me a big favor.
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So? So, so what'd you do with $400?
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So, I have a ready -ass oven.
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Oh, I just don't clean over.
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But, turbo power!
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Here I come. And there you go.
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Okay, yes.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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What'd it look like?
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It looks like you gift -wrapped
yourself.
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I'm watching my TV.
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Watch that.
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What? We were racing.
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Look, when I was your age, I played
outside.
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How did you avoid the dinosaurs?
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I begged your mama not to eat us.
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Miss Cora!
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Stop snitching. Don't be snitching. What
is it, Joaquin?
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Mr. Brown won't leave us alone.
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Okay, now, Cora, who are you going to
believe? These lying kids or your daddy?
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That's easy.
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Come on out here and leave these kids
alone.
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Hurry! I told them they need to go
outside.
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It's getting dark outside.
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Well, why don't you give them some
matches?
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Matches? You might as well just give
them some scissors to run with.
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Because if you give them scissors, then
they're going to put out the matches.
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Duh. What kind of babysitter are you?
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Oh, Lord.
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Oh, another one.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
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What's up?
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Who ordered the clown?
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Why your head got heated in a minute?
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Hey, man. What's up? Here you go, your
turn. Okay, but be prepared to get
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smoked. Yeah, right. Okay, I got next.
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Look, why don't you go to a nursing home
and play with somebody your own age?
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That was all or nothing.
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That ain't no good.
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Carver, don't let these kids see you get
your little behind spanked.
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Now,
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I got next, like I said.
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Man, why is he tripping? I don't know.
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Nobody tripping.
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How can y 'all even hear this anyway? Y
'all need to turn this thing up.
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Y 'all get the volume. What are you
doing?
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You broke the game.
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Well, ain't nobody broke. Now stop
whining like a little old girl.
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It ain't broke. Now it's broke.
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I'm going to be in the kitchen.
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Drinks anyone?
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Hey, Sunshine.
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So, how was your evening with Sasha?
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I've had waxes that were less painful.
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What?
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So, what are you saying? You didn't have
a good time? No.
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Oh, she was in such a good mood when she
came home.
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If you know what I'm saying.
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I don't care if you know what I'm
saying.
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That Moroccan restaurant was whack.
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I kept hitting that hookah, trying to
get a little bug going. I didn't get
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nothing. You know I should have bought
my own stuff.
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So?
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If I ask you to take her out again. I
will punch you. I will gas your eyes
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I will stab you in your throat. No.
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Why not? Come on.
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What if I offer to pay you again?
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Read my lips.
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I'll double it.
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Triple it.
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I don't care if you forple it.
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This is not pimp my nerves.
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No.
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I'll throw in a limo.
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And my cable bill.
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Fine. And a TV that go with my cable.
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And a car seat.
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No.
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Limo and your cable bill.
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Okay.
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All right?
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Cool. All right. Thank you so much,
Renee.
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I'll make sure your little wifey has
another good time again.
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Hi.
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How much is he paying you?
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Not nearly enough.
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Will!
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Okay, listen. Follow my lead.
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Okay, got it? Yes.
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How are my two favorite girls?
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We're good. Not good. Not good. Not good
at all. Actually, I've been down. And
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I'm just so lucky to have a BFF like
Renee by my side.
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I know, right?
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Isn't she great? Oh, she's great.
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Thanks for being there, Renee. And if
there's anything else I can do, you guys
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just let me know, okay?
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Now that you mention it, there's a new
five -star hotel in Buckhead that's
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supposed to have a fabulous spa.
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Okay. Well, if that'll make you happy,
sweetheart, you get it. It would.
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It would, and it would make me even
happier if my friend Renee could come
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with me.
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Because, you know, at this point, I
could...
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Put my head in a mud bath and never come
up.
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I thought I would really love to be
there for you. You know, to help you so
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won't bury your face in a mud sandwich.
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But I can't afford that spot.
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You can't afford it? I can't afford it.
You can't afford it?
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Yes, you can.
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No, I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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No, I can't.
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Didn't you come into some money?
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That was for my cable bill.
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Come on, Willie.
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Poor, poor Renee out.
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Renee's not that poor.
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Yes, I am.
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And I need a babysitter.
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Babysitter? Aren't you a kid with your
grandmother?
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Who do you think the sitter is for?
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Will?
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Okay, okay.
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All right. Here, baby.
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You take that card.
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Okay? Have a good time.
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My babysitter takes cash.
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She's not legal.
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Thank you, Willie.
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Thank you, Willie.
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I knew it.
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Renee, come on.
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Come on. Bring it down.
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Bring it down to Najby. Come on.
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All right. Have a good time, sweetheart.
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Boring, Jo. Come on.
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Yeah, we should have just stayed in my
house.
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Your house smells like old people and
cigarettes.
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So does your sister.
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Kid, I have a surprise for you.
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What is it? A bus ticket to anywhere
else.
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Make that serene.
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Don't be smart, ma 'am.
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Mr. Brown!
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Uh, Cora, I'm not coming out like this.
I changed my mind.
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You broke the game.
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Go, Cora. Just do it. Go ahead. Go.
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Boy!
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fantastical, magical, colorful magician
in this entire living room.
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people in cigarettes don't sound so bad
okay for the first trick i would attempt
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to do this has never been attempted in
this living room before ever i will
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this sharp object into this delicate
balloon
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you so much what is he supposed to be a
magician or a ghetto penguin
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keep on i'm an abracadabra one of y 'all
all right
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have fun uh -uh come back here biscotto
baby biscotto baby yes you're my
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assistant come assist me we didn't talk
about that cora i boogie boogie boogie
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boo my little butt out of here all right
okay okay for my next trick i am going
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to need complete
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And motherly constipation.
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Concentration. What, that too.
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What I will need now is I need a
volunteer. Anybody in the room. Just
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Thank you so much for volunteering. Come
right up to the stage, young man.
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I didn't raise my hand. Yes, you did.
You were about to because I've seen in
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your future.
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Yes. And by the way, you look much
better out there in the future.
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Okay,
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what I want you to do is I want you to
step back off of me. You're too close. I
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may fool around and zippity zap you or
something. Okay.
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I want you to pick a card. Wait, just
what you... Any card that I... Just pick
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one. Just hold on. Just wait. Just pick
a card. I just want you to pull a card.
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Just any card. Not that one. Not that
one. More to the middle.
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What?
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Now, I will not look at your card, and I
will be able to tell what you have
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picked. You picked... There it is.
That's your card. Ain't that your card?
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Nope.
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Pull that one right there. Whoop. Zip it
as a... Nope.
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Well, ain't that many more in here that
you could have picked. You had a red
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one. Ain't nothing but the... Six of
diamonds.
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Thank you, this gentleman. Thank you so
much.
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Thank you.
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That chick was whack.
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Uh, look here, little Romeo.
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If he'd have picked the right card, it
would have worked.
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Yeah, it was his fault.
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All right.
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Somebody make it stop.
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Tell you what.
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Hmm.
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I want you to put these glasses in your
hands.
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Right there.
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Urkel, I'm about to make these torqued
glasses disappear before your very eyes.
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Well, before your very bad eyes.
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Look at it like this.
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If anything goes bad, you'll never see
it coming.
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Thank you. I'm trying to do a magic
show.
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Thank you, sir.
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Okay. My lovely assistant will now step
forward and assist me in the cessation.
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Go!
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Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie,
boogie. Put some stank on it. Put some
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stank on it. Put some very brown on it.
Put some very brown on it.
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Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie,
boogie, boogie, boogie.
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In the bed.
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Boogie.
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Yes.
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Okay, I will now attempt to make his
glasses.
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earlier we're supposed to be a team so
that don't mean we gotta work together
304
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yes it does that's what being a team
means i think we should have been a team
305
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am so tired of you eavesdropping
306
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aren't you two supposed to be at the spa
no will we
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didn't go you see unlike you we don't
take advantage of people we have
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we have integrity we found out it's
closed
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So was my mother.
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Renee, why'd you have to sell me out?
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Because, you know what?
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Unlike the two of you, I really do have
integrity.
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So if you'll excuse me, I have to go see
a man about a blood diamond.
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So you paid Renee to take me out?
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00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh, well, baby, I just, I wanted you to
have a good time.
316
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:09,960
You've been so down in the dumps about
the baby. Yes, well, it's been on mine,
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00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,400
but mainly I've been tired.
318
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,980
Well... You never said that.
319
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,380
Because we never talked about it.
320
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,880
I don't know, maybe... Maybe I didn't
want to talk about it either.
321
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Hey, you okay?
322
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Sometimes.
323
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Same here.
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I mean, I... I try to, uh...
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Stay busy, but, uh... You know.
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00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,860
Yeah. Well, it's been, I don't know,
tougher for me at night.
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I guess that's why I haven't been
sleeping.
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Well, um... I'm right there beside you.
329
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I know.
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I know.
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Look, why don't we finish this
conversation over dinner?
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Huh? Really?
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My treat.
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That's my car.
335
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:10,070
I know.
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00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,870
Cool. See you later.
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Electric bungalow!
338
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,650
Hey.
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00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,310
Hey, Mr. Brown. You still haven't
brought Henry back?
340
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,910
No. I'm more powerful than I thought I
was, Wacombe.
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I guess so.
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Maybe the kids can help.
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Wacombe, here.
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Take this wine.
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No matter what I say, don't give it back
to me.
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Mm -mm. You do stink as a magician.
347
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Give me that rock and hook you with it.
Give it back.
348
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Mr. Brown.
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I have a proposition for you.
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Why you say I need a peppermint? Oh, no,
a proposition.
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If you promise to buy us another game,
we'll help you bring Henry back.
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00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,210
How are you going to help me if you
still pee in the bed?
353
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,130
You told?
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No, I didn't.
355
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,610
You just did.
356
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,390
Oh.
357
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,570
Well, you better get that stuff for a
drive. It'll itch you to death.
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00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:16,510
Mr. Brown, the kid said if you promised
to buy them another game.
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The deluxe edition.
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00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,530
Yes. With, you know, joy.
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Yes, and a diaper.
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Introducing a real magician, Biscotto
Baby.
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when I was in your room watching TV.
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