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bologna sliders.
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Nobody want those things.
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Okay, spit it up. I know you be eating
stuff. Spit it up. Spit my stuff up. I
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tell you what, I'm watching everybody in
here. Don't eat my stuff.
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Will, Sasha, you guys want to hear a
funny joke?
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Not right now, Joaquin.
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Oh, Will, look at that cute little baby
bonnet.
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Oh!
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I know, I like it. It's cute.
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A baby bonnet for y 'all baby.
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If the head is anything like his daddy,
y 'all gonna need to supersize that
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thing. That boy has a big head when he
was a baby.
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Uncle Brown, my head's not that big.
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It ain't that small either.
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I won.
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You have a milk mustache, Joaquin.
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So what?
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You have a real one.
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finish my cereal before Brianna could.
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That's good, Joaquin. Now, go to school.
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Baby, you take your calcium today? Yes,
and my iron. Our baby's gonna be nice
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and strong.
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That's right.
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All right, see you guys later.
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Have a good day.
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So, Cora, are you ready to be a family
with Reggie?
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I don't know about that.
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There ain't no rush.
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That boy like four flat tires. He ain't
going nowhere.
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Either one probably ate up all of my
macaroni and cheese, too.
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Look, when you see Leroy S. Brown in
there, don't eat it. The S is for stay
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of my stuff or I spank somebody's tail.
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That's what I'm saying, see?
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A good man won't wait forever.
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See you later.
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Didn't Sasha tell you guys to get ready
for school? Come on now.
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Oh, well, honey, if we hurry, we'll
still have time to fill out the colors
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the baby's room. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah?
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I'm thinking, uh, red and black.
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Hawks, baby.
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Have a good day at school.
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Face it, little bro. They're having a
baby. You're about to be history.
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You're too.
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No, I'm not. I'm the oldest.
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Everyone knows the middle child is
always invisible.
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Where's Joaquin?
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Told you!
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Since you guys didn't do the last
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assignment because you thought I was
moving to Dallas, do it tonight!
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say you're dismissed she's back hey miss
simmons hey coach
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okay you guys i need you to do a paper
on procrastination and don't wait oh
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what y 'all groaning for you're lucky to
have a dedicated teacher like miss
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simmons right if you listen to her you
might graduate in four years or you
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graduate in five years hey how's it
going hey i just came
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by to say
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I'm glad you stayed.
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Me too, me too.
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I wouldn't have been the same without
you. Right.
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You would have missed those rides to
work, huh?
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True that.
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You know, Reggie, I was thinking, you
know, before I left about some things. I
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knew I'd catch you in here. Hey, Big
Swole, what was y 'all about to do?
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Y 'all about to go to lunch, I bet.
Listen now. Y 'all about to put y 'all
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under somebody's table. I know y 'all
are. All right, all right. Now, Brown
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Court.
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Tell me something. Hey, what was it,
Cora? Yes, I was... Be careful, y 'all,
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I'll hurt my glutamus minimus. Ain't
nobody... Ooh, Mr. Brown, I'm trying to
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tell him something. Tell him.
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Reggie, how about you come over tonight?
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All right. If she can't come over
tonight, she gonna be sick.
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I am not gonna be sick. You are gonna be
sick. I am not.
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You are sick. I am not sick. You sick of
watching him beg, our belly.
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I bet you want to go have a little
bagel, don't you? Mr.
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Brown... That is so mean. See you
tonight.
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All right. All right, baby. All right,
baby. Look at him. All right, baby.
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All
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right,
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you got it? Yeah.
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Joaquin! Sasha said you had to help.
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Check out the dribbles, Sasha.
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Yeah,
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well, let's see if you can bounce a
little behind over here and put these
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carrots in the fridge.
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I didn't even want carrots. I wanted to
go to the pizza place. I wanted...
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Pizza. Honey, I'm sorry.
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Look, I told you, now that I'm pregnant,
the smell of pizza makes me nauseous.
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It's a... Joaquin!
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Joaquin, look what you made me do.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing. She could have caught it.
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Yeah, well, you're going to catch a
beatdown.
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From who?
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When I beat you down, you'll see. Bring
it on.
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Don't push me.
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Stop.
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Joaquin, before I snatch a curl out of
your head.
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Stop it.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Joaquin is acting up, and he almost hit
Sasha with a basketball.
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I did not.
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You did what?
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What, are you crazy?
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I'll snatch a curl out your head.
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I already said that.
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Oh.
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I'll, uh, well, then I'll do something
else to you.
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Now, come on, you know Sasha's
condition, all right? I know.
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We have to think about the baby.
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Apologize. Now.
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Sorry. Wait a minute, young man.
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Stop.
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Say it again. This time, mean it.
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I'm sorry.
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All right.
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Now help your sister with the groceries.
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Lord, that boy on another reality show?
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Well, it's his prerogative. I guess he
can do what he want to do.
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Oh, he gonna dance on this one.
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all dressed up for. I thought you said
Reggie coming over here.
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Oh, I just wanted to look nice. It's my
big night.
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Big night for what?
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I get it. Carver, you don't get that
dope. What? Y 'all sit down.
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Don't act desperate now.
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Show me how you look when you're not
acting desperate.
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You look confused.
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Oh,
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no wonder you said it's going to be a
big night.
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Oh, save it, Bozo the Brown.
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I know you ain't talking about me.
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They call these jogging suits for a
reason. You're supposed to put them on
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jog in them.
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I bet you you sweat jelly. Is that
great?
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Are those flags?
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Would you two please stop this? I'm
standing by you making my sugar go up.
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Pass out then.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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Romance is in the air.
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That ain't no romance.
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That's Reggie's chili cheese cologne.
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How about we have a seat?
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I don't want to sit down.
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Man, will you move?
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You don't run nothing in this house. Mr.
Brown, please.
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Will you slide over?
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How about we have a seat?
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Yeah, that is.
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I said we, meaning me and him? It is,
me, you, and him. That's we.
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Mr. Brown, how about you go in the
kitchen and have some crudités?
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Mm -hmm.
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Of course, something cooler than who?
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You probably don't even know what they
are.
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I know what it is. I know what it is.
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Tell me what they are. What?
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How do you say it again?
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Crudités, Mr. Brady. Come on the kitchen
counter. Crudités. I know how to say
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it. Some crudités.
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Yes.
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Reggie, just because you look like you
know every food in the world don't mean
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you do.
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By the way, what's new chip coming out?
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You know all the new snacks that's
coming out around the world. You know
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in China. I'm too chip.
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Oh,
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would you like something to drink?
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Oh, no, no, baby. Not just yet.
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Well, you look nice.
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I see you have on the same clothes from
work.
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No, I don't. I changed my shoes.
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It's hot.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cora.
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You all right? You're not going through
the change, are you? No, no, no.
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Don't you say something like that.
Because Mama's going through it.
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And sometimes she's as cold as ice, and
the next moment, she's sweating like a
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pip on Palm Sunday. No, it's nothing
like that. No.
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Uh, Kyra, I ain't no cruder to nothing,
and I ain't nothing but some celery and
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carrot sticks and a little dip.
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Mr. Graham, they're called crudités.
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Oh, Lord, Kyra, the more you hang out
with this boy, the dumber you getting.
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Y 'all been to handle babies?
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They gonna be slow as Reggie's
metabolism.
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Just slow. Your baby just...
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Stop it.
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Okay, so where were we?
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I don't know how I'm going to say this.
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Hey, now, Cora, if this is about my
lactose intolerance, I'm taking pills
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that. Oh, no, no, no, it has nothing to
do with it. No, no.
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Reggie, you remember when you proposed
and I said I needed to
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think about it?
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I thought about it.
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And I accept.
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I'm ready to be your wife.
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Yeah.
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Ready to be my wife.
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Isn't that something?
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What's wrong?
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You don't want to get married? My whole
left arm just went numb.
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You don't want to get married?
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We're married.
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We're married.
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We could talk about it.
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I only asked you because I didn't want
you to leave.
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What? You got to be kidding me. Hey,
Cora, no. I was desperate.
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Yes, you was desperate. No, you was
selfish.
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Ouch! Yeah, boy.
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Now, listen. I mean, listen. Hear me
out. I can't believe you did this to me.
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But, Cora. Ah.
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Now, like she said, do like a tree and
go.
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Mr. Brown, I got it. I have it, Mr.
Brown. I have it.
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Mr. Brown, I can handle this. I can.
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Uh -uh. You ain't going to enjoy it as
much as I am. Let me.
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Listen, doesn't anybody want to hear my
side of the story?
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No.
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Reggie, just leave.
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All right, listen. You know what? Cora,
I got to. You ain't got to go nowhere.
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I'm going to get me some Reggie Begones.
All right, Cora, please.
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If you would just listen to me, you will
understand. Say hello to my little
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friends. All right, all right, all
right, all right. I'm going to go.
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But this isn't over.
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Joaquin, stop playing the game. Jump in.
Come on.
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Okay.
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Movie. Movie.
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Gremlin. Gremlin. Never saw that movie.
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Get off me. Wait.
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Jurassic Park.
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Yes, I did.
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Chill out. I'm just making you dinosaur
bait.
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I'm never going to get a chance.
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Oh, come on. Take my turn, honey. Go
ahead. Yeah?
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Joaquin, you can't turn on the TV. We're
playing charade. But I don't want to.
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This is supposed to be happy family
time, okay? Turn the TV off and be
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Jeannie. Pizza.
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That's your liberty.
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Wait, wait, wait. Song title. Song
title.
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Category.
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Rock -a -bye baby!
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Man, I had a whole routine and
everything.
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All right, come on, Joaquin, take my
turn.
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I'll pass.
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Look, Joaquin, either participate in the
game or go to your room.
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Good night.
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Oh, you're playing? Okay.
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Movie! Movie.
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Aye. Aye.
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Uh -huh.
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I'm not going to go. Never?
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Okay, never. I never. Okay.
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Hug,
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love, squeeze, squeeze.
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Give me. Give me squeeze.
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Give me.
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Squeeze me. Excuse me?
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Give me. Warm, fuzzy feeling, love,
love, want.
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Want. Want. Want. Okay, want. I never
want.
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Me? You never want Sasha?
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I never want me.
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I want me Sasha to swing.
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Swing low, sweet chariot.
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I know you're still mad because you
won't return any of my calls.
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I'm not mad. I just don't want nothing
to do with you.
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Listen, if you would just listen to...
Look, don't make me pull something
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slightly illegal out of my bag.
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Cora.
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Cora.
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Cora, look, I'm not giving up on us.
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Who kick you, boy?
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Brown, I don't want no trouble. I was
just trying to talk to Cora. First of
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it's Mr. Brown to you. And I don't know
where you from, but where I'm from, if
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you mess with mine, you mess with me. So
let's take this outside. Take our
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shirts off.
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I'm not going outside with you. You'll
get harpooned if we take our shirts off.
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You keep yours on.
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I'm not going outside with you, Brown.
Well, you can get it whooped right in
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here, because, boy, I take these keys.
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I take these keys right... No, not them
keys. Them for the church.
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But these keys right here, boy, I
keep...
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What's wrong with you?
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I mean, I can understand Cora being mad,
but you should be glad that me and Cora
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ain't getting married. I am glad, but
you hurt my Cora.
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I can't marry her, Brown, because I love
her too much.
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That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
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Look, man, I know, I admit, I shouldn't
have proposed to her.
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She deserves much more than I have to
offer.
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Well, you got a point there.
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You ain't got no car.
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You live at home with your mama, and I
bet your credit score is like six.
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Hey, I'm working on that.
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Okay, look.
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What you gonna do, big brother?
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I'm gonna get myself together.
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You know, I just want to make her happy.
I want to know when we walk down that
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aisle that I can really take care of
her.
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Is that true?
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Cross my heart.
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Cora, don't fall for that. What the
what?
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So, uh... Do you believe me?
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Yes. No, she don't believe me.
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So, uh, is it okay if we just date for a
while?
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Yes. No.
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Clever, don't fall for the banana in the
tailpipe, girl. Don't do that.
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So when the time is right, you'll say?
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No.
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Clever, you just take a deep breath and
think about what you trying to say.
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Look at him.
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What?
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That we're good?
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Yes, we're good.
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That's sweet.
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You just fell for the first chapter of
the player's handbook.
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How would you know?
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Medea said that same thing to me when we
were young.
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You don't tell me you might be young,
but you ready.
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Let the neighbors hear my name. Maybe.
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You're weak, Carver. You sound weak to
me. She should have been saying your
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name.
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That's a good one, boy.
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Joaquin, we need to talk.
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Why? All you do is talk about the baby.
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Honey, that's because we're excited.
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Why do you need a baby? What's wrong
with me and Brianna?
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Joaquin, there's nothing wrong with you.
Oh, Sasha, that's not what science
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says.
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Then why aren't you guys paying
attention to me?
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We're sorry for ignoring you.
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Maybe we got a little caught up in
planning for your new brother or sister.
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But once it gets here, I'll be
invisible.
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Nobody pays attention to the middle
kids.
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What?
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Okay, Joaquin, where did you get that
ridiculous idea?
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I mean, that was so good. Thank you.
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Brianna.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I didn't think you'd take it so
seriously.
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Joaquin, listen, honey.
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Listen to me.
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You will not be invisible.
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Absolutely not.
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You're going to be a big brother.
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Yeah, a big brother that this baby will
need and depend on.
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And your contributions are going to be
very, very important.
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Guess you couldn't expect Brianna to
hold up her end, huh?
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Well, actually, we're going to expect
both of you to hold up both of your
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I guess if it's a boy, Brianna can teach
him how to shave his beard.
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Okay, it's not true!
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No, I...
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Sound ugly.
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Ugly. That's Edna.
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Edna ugly.
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That ain't what it is. Okay, go ahead.
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Sound like. Uh -huh.
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Eat food.
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00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,980
Eating. You ate. You the one ate up my
stuff. You better stay out my stuff or
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I'll spank you. You don't be.
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That's not it.
355
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Oh. Yeah.
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I ate is what you're trying to say. I
ate. Oh, I ate. I ate. I ate. I ate.
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I hate clowns. Oh, I hate.
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Oh, I hate.
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Dan, you a jerk. I know. You a, no.
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00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,900
Oh, that's too hard. I hate charades.
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Exactly.
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