All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s05e03_the_reunion

All right, go to the post office and
change my mailing address.

Uh, put the cable in Carver's name. Mr.
Brown.

Okay, then I need to get my car tuned
up.

Siphon all the gas out of Carver's car.

I need to watch it, Mr. Brown.

Figure out how am I going to tell my
students I'm leaving.

How about if you just tell them, this is
Mrs. Carver.

I don't care nothing about y 'all
future, so I'm out of here on the first

smoking.

Now look.

I'll be the one who decides how to tell
my class.

Well, Carver, if you leave, I'm going to
miss you, Carver.

We're like two peas in a pot. We were
made to be together like Ike and Tina.

Like you and the Colonel.

Colonel, what the what?

Colonel, why in the world are you
walking around here looking like I'm

It's going to help me with my newfound
celibacy.

Yes, it's like a flat old chastity belt.

You're right. The only thing you're
going to catch with that thing is... A

Uh -uh. Not if you use the right salve.

Or maybe a hot garlic bath.

Yeah, yeah. Use the fresh stuff. Don't
use that powder.

That stuff will have you rubbing raw.

Garlic, huh? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Colonel, stay out of my garlic!

Oh, Lord.

Get the colonel. It's time for him to
come home.

Hey, colonel, you better get in here.
Mama Duke is in heat.

She rubbed my legs to get like a foot.

Why are you two dressed like that,
looking like two spoons of succotash?

Sister Edna, I do not accept social
calls before noon Bible study.

How long do you plan on staying here?

Until the spirit moves me toward
marriage.

Just call me the spirit.

Yes, Spirit Brown.

Do you, Colonel, take Edna to be your
awfully ugly wife?

I tell you what, I now pronounce you man
and wolf.

Go enjoy your honeymoon.

I mean your full moon or whatever the
moon is. No, no, no, no, no, no. I am

living in sin.

Fine. And you're not living in my house
either.

Fine. You don't act like this.

You are not the only player in the game.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sound to me like somebody's still at
home.

You're safe.

No, you're out.

Wake up in my class.

All right, next question.

Sam Houston was the governor of which
state?

Houston. Good answer.

Good answer.

Milo, I said state.

That's minus one point for the east
side.

All right.

Texas. That is correct.

Woo! One point for the West Side. There
are a lot of famous people from Texas.

You have Lance Armstrong, George Bush,
you have Yolanda Adams, Erykah Badu.

Yeah, yeah, you got Bushwick Bill,
Scarface, that little dark -skinned girl

Destiny's Child.

Oh, okay, good. And soon you'll know
someone else that is from Texas.

Miss Simmons.

Yes? I'm sorry to interrupt your class,
but I had to bring by this going -away

gift. You going somewhere, Miss Simmons?

Oh, me? No.

You know, we're all moving on to bigger
and better things.

And that's why I bought her this laptop
for her trip to Dallas.

Oh, that's what's up. Miss Simmons is
going on a road trip.

Can you bring me back a Dallas cowboy
hat? Oh, and can you tell Bushrick I

what up, boo?

They don't know yet?

Don't know what?

That you're taking a new teaching
position in Dallas.

What?

No, but they do now.

good pajama. Here's my good pajama.
Well, that better be her.

Somebody gonna get whooped.

Come here.

What's going on here? You called and
said the colonel was ready.

He is. He ready to die if you don't get
him out my house.

I thought he was your Bible study buddy.
He is until that idiot cut the bottom

out of my pajamas.

Look at that. He got me walking around
here looking normal and you know I hate

that.

Look, they just ruined. They ruined.

He ain't nothing but a false.

Pajama profit!

Then what do you want me to do?

I don't know. You better think of
something before I kill him. That's what

better do. What about if I make him
jealous?

Ain't nobody gonna... You ain't gonna
find nobody to date you that's gonna

Colonel jealous.

Get off me! Get off me! We can't tell
him.

Colonel, he doesn't have to know. Have
to know what?

I don't know what, but I'm trying to
figure out what the what just...

this ain't...

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ox.
Your ox chose me. I ain't messing with

your ox. Brother Brown, you told me. You
better get off. Get off. Get off of me.

She's trying to die on me.

I think I got you. I got lobsters now.
Brother Brown, I never thought I had to

say this to you, but stop being nasty.

You think I'm trying to... No, I know
what I saw. That's right. I told you we

couldn't keep the secret for long.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Maybe we should go home and talk. No,
I'm sorry.

Maybe you and Brown were meant for each
other.

And what God puts together, let no man
put asunder.

Colonel, where are you going?

No, Colonel, she don't want to be
asunder me.

She want to be asunder you.

leaving us, Ms. Simmons.

I can't. This is not how I wanted to
tell you. I'm sorry.

Oh, really?

What were you going to say?

You don't care nothing about our future,
so you're leaving on the first thing,

smoking.

Kids, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Sit.

Look, students, sometimes things come
up.

Yeah, but when Ms. Simmons dies, it
ain't going to be our grades, you know

I'm saying?

Especially you.

Marla, why would you say something like
that? Because it's true, Miss Simmons.

Look, you remember how my grades were
before you came, right? That's because

weren't applying yourself.

Yeah, but you made me stay after school
so I could learn how to do that. You

were in detention.

Why, you got to bring up the past, Miss
Simmons.

Miss Simmons, I am so sorry for not
letting you tell these students your

news. Well, you should be.

Can I speak to you in the hallway,
please?

Well, actually, if you don't mind, I'd
rather be just talking here where I am.

I got some witnesses.

This is my class, and they won't say a
word.

According to them, you were never here.

Right, class?

Who was never here, Miss Simmons? What
are you talking about?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Outside, please.

Why did you do that, Gordon? I thought
you would have told him by now.

I was waiting for the right time.

When was that going to be, graduation?

Maybe I shouldn't even go.

What, after all the trouble I went
through?

All the trouble you went through? What
do you mean?

Look, Cora, you know that I want us to
be together. There are two vacant

positions at Prestigious Academy.
There's a teacher position, and there's

principal's position.

So you did all this so we could be
together?

And I thought you'd be surprised.

Surprise.

Well, you thought wrong.

Surprise.

It was nasty.

She touched my skin and I just got cold.

You know, I should have known Edna was
the devil the first time I seen her

eating them raw chickens.

Oh, Lord, the devil does wear Prada.

Pastor, pray for me. I'll call you back,
Pastor Black.

I am not the devil.

You, you, you, turn around and let me
see if you got a tail.

Edna, don't put your... Come on. I'm
sorry about what I did to you.

And why are you all dressed up?

Well, this dress is plan B.

Well, it look plain old nasty.

This is the Colonel's favorite dress. He
loves it when it's on, but he likes it

even better when I take it off. Okay, T
-I -M, T -I -M.

T -M -I, idiot.

Well, I don't want to see your T and A.

That's your toes and Adam's apple.

Just fun.

Uh, the colonel ain't here. You ain't
got to go home, but you got to get

Hey, Corbin.

You ain't gonna believe Gordon.

Corbin, well, fine. How you doing? It's
nice to see you today, too. I'm glad you

asked.

You're not gonna believe what Gordon
did.

Followed you home.

No, he told my class I was leaving.

Well, Corbin, he did. It's your favor.

How you doing, Gordon? You know, I
really like you.

You know, you're an honest man, and you
come from good family. Why, thank you,

Mr. Brown. Yes. Well, he's the one who
set up my transfer to Dallas, Mr. Brown.

You know what? You're a liar, and I bet
you your family's a bunch of

bootleggers. Come on, then.

Oh,

I need to ask. You want me to get you
some water?

No! And you stay away from my daughter.
We wrestle not against flesh and blood,

but against...

That's unfair. You put my eyes out.

Mr. Brown!

Mr. Brown! Cor! Cor!

Looks like you have problems with the
heart as well.

It all worked out. It just blew up in my
face.

And... I guess Cor and I are just not
supposed to be together.

That's what I'm beginning to think about
me and the girl.

I mean, I thought he was my soulmate,
but...

Fate just keeps taking him away. I don't
know what to do. I know exactly what

you mean.

Good Lord, woman.

Now you're cheating on Brown.

Oh, Lord.

We decided to skip lunch today so that
we could throw you this little going

-away party. Oh, this is so nice. That
is wonderful.

Oh, that's so cute.

Yeah, that and Miss Pearl is serving
food without a hairnet again.

Hold up. You don't want that unless you
want some curl activator in your salad.

You don't want that.

Oh, thank you so much. No, I don't.

So when we first learned you were
leaving, we were all a little upset,

Yeah. But now we understand.

You do?

No, we're devastated.

It's all good, Miss Simmons.

We decided to do a little something
-something to help you remember us. Oh,

didn't have to do that. I told you.

Take your place.

Come on, everybody, place it, place it.

Come on, we've been rehearsing. Let's do
this, all right? Okay, so what do you

have for me? Miss...

Stop. Just go ahead. Just sit down.

Just please, just sit down.

This is going to be a solo.

All right, Miss Cora, if you could just
snap on beat. Snap on beat. Very good.

All right.

The year was this year.

The place, by her.

She walked in with those pretty brown
eyes and said, This is my last week,

Deal with it. I didn't say that.

Miss Cora!

The oil fields of Texas were calling
your name.

She slapped her kids without a bit of
shame.

That's not what we practice. Say the
wrong thing. I'm not going to be fake.

Miss Simmons, do you remember the first
thing you ever said to me?

Yeah, get that boy's tongue out of your
ear.

Girl, I knew you was a freak.

Okay, the second.

I'll snatch her.

I'll snatch the hope out of your head.

The third thing you said was, I'll
always be here for you.

I did. Yes, I did say that.

Well, I didn't know that speech had an
expiration date.

Well, I meant what I said. But you're
leaving. You can't help me all the way

from Dallas.

You know what? Tamika, I'm sorry.

Whatever. I'm sorry.

Correct.

Correct. Correct.

Correct.

Sit down, boy.

And that's Ms. Simmons to you.

I can't work like this. I cannot work
like this. I just can't do it.

But I distinctly saw with my own eyes a
younger man enjoy the company of your

bosom. Baby, I was just telling him how
much I missed you. And so were you

telling that to his chest?

He's tall and muscular. If I wanted a
young, muscular man, I wouldn't have

yes to you. Oh, that didn't sound right.

Well, what about you and Brown?

Me and Brown, really? Come on, the only
person's been in his pajamas is you.

Which I wish he would stay out of, by
the way.

Speaking of out, why don't y 'all just
hit the... and get... and get... I

thought I'd give it a shot.

Brown, will you tell her I'm a holy man
now?

Colonel, she already knows she done seen
your drawers.

I'm looking to be evenly yoked. Well,
I... tell y 'all what, if y 'all don't

out of my house, somebody gonna be
easily choked. Just lean, lean far right

here, Colonel. Just lean.

After all this, I'm not sure if I want
to be married either.

Well, good.

That's something y 'all got in common.

I want to talk about it. Please, please
go home. What do you mean you don't want

to be married?

Well, after all this, I've had time to
think about it.

Shut up. That's a surprise. I didn't
know the scarecrow's had brains.

Every time you talk about marriage,
something goes wrong. First it's the

now it's your heart attack.

Yeah, which you gave him, by the way.
They told me.

Then we're in agreement.

Yes. We need to love each other and
appreciate each day.

Great. Great!

Now, how about if y 'all go and enjoy
each other in your own den of antiquity?

Please!

I'm going home. Great.

You're welcome to join me. Join him.
Take him home, Lord. In a wink. Take it.

I'm coming home now. Yes! Take him home.
Beam him up, Lord.

What about living in sin?

The only sin would be to live without
you.

It's like a love story.

Man loving bees.

Yes. Colonel, y 'all go home and love
each other. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about

my stuff?

Send your pack mule back to get it
later.

Hello.

Hello, everybody.

Come on in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come in.

Hey.

Here you go.

Oh, thanks.

That's what the kids do on TV.

When I become a teacher, I want the kids
to bring me video games. You know what

I'm saying? Just play the video games.
Oh, so you want to be a teacher?

No, no. I want to be a gangster rapper,
but my mama says no.

Oh,

sit down, boy.

All right, class, I want to say
something to you.

I just want you to know how much I've
enjoyed teaching you guys.

Yeah, we've enjoyed you teaching us, Ms.
Lemon. Well, thank you. Well, most of

us anyway.

Get up.

That's okay.

He can be in the same chair next year,
sleeping.

How would you know? You're going to be
in Dallas teaching new kids.

until you get offered a better job and
leave them, too.

Tamika, what I'm saying is, I've enjoyed
teaching you guys so much that I've

decided that I want to keep doing it.
Oh, Miss Simmons!

Miss Simmons, you can't leave me, Miss
Simmons. I can't do it without you.

She said she's staying.

She's staying, fool.

Okay, you know, I ain't crying, girl. I
just got a little something in my eye.

If you could just blow it out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I can tell by how the
tears are not falling from your eyes.

Well,

I hope you're not changing your mind
because of a... Well, actually, I am.

Because of a promise that I made to you
when we first met.

I said that I would always be here for
you guys.

And I'm not in the habit of breaking
promises.

Hey.

All right, all right, okay. Open your
textbooks.

We're going to do a quiz on Chapter 15.

Man, we should have just let you leave.

I'll be right back, all right?

Yes, sir.

I think you're making a mistake.

Why? Because I decided for my friends?

Ooh.

I suppose I had that one coming.

I really thought I was doing what was
best for us.

You did what was best for you.

So what am I supposed to do now?

Gordon.

Have a nice trip to Dallas.

Oh, that is so cute. Me and my daddy.

I figured out what it is.

What? You shamed on me. That's why you
don't want to stay here with me no more.

And I don't want to be alone, Cora.

Cora, I just love you. And I said I
don't want to be by myself. And you just

gone. You shamed on me. That's why you
don't want to be here with me. Mr.

look. You'll be happy to know that I
decided to stay.

Shut up!

You know what, Cora? I knew you couldn't
go nowhere. I said Cora ain't going

nowhere. So that's why I ain't even
changed nothing in your room. I left

everything in your room the same. Even
that ugly picture of Muddy is sitting

right there. I said Cora ain't going
nowhere.

I said to myself, I said, Seth, Cora
ain't going nowhere.

That's how I knew you wasn't going
nowhere, because it was in my spirit.

Pastor said, pray and pray.

That's what he said.

Hi, I'm Dora. Is the room still for
rent?

Uh, for rent?

Yeah, uh, Dora, Cora, Cora, Dora.

Mr. Wayne, you was renting out my room,
and I'm not even gone yet. No, the room

is not for rent.

Cora, you ain't got to be so mean.

after he put the room up for rent for
her.