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Are you finished with that?
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No, honey, I just have a few... Wait.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Well, I'm thinking about... Boy, you're
going to be stabbed.
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Don't come back. Don't make me bite you.
Go in the car. Don't make me... Why are
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you being so helpful all of a sudden?
Yeah. Ethan Oswald's coming over, and
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house needs to look presentable.
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Why don't you bust Edna? She dirty. Put
her in there.
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Why don't we read wallpaper brown?
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And who is Ethan Oswald?
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He's a Dash kid. Oh.
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Really?
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Dash stands for doing advanced science
and history.
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Ethan's the president, and I'm trying to
get in.
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It's almost as cool as the Glee Club.
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That ain't cool. The Glee Club?
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I'll take this.
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Last call, everyone.
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Last call.
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to get me some coffee.
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Um, are you feeling okay, honey?
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What do you ask?
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Well, I was just wondering why you can't
get your own coffee.
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Ooh, fun.
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Love you, sweetie.
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That ain't funny.
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Is this the brown house?
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I know. It's blue -trimmed and yellow
house. That's what it is. Oh, Mr. Brown,
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don't be rude.
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I'm not being rude. What you selling?
Excuse me. How can we help you?
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Neha? Cleo, my Leo.
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Neha! Hello, my Leo.
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Neha.
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This better be a picture from another
movie.
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This is Neha, my ex from Korea. We
are... We... We were engaged to be
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Welcome to America!
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So how did you find me?
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I searched through lots of files and
records.
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Whoa, whoa, you had access to military
records?
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No, honey, I googled you.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, oh! I'm sorry. Ni hao. Ni hao.
This is Cora and Brown. They're my
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neighbors. Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
I'm Leroy S.
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Brown. The S is for samurai.
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I'm not Japanese.
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Are you sure?
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Is he okay?
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Well, the test results are still out.
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Oh,
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and this is Edna.
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That's all I am is Edna?
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She's a shaved Mongolian squirrel.
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I'm sorry.
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This is Edna Barnes, and we live
together, and she's a... An endangered
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She's protected by the Wildlife Society.
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What part of Korea are you from?
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And when are you going back?
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Seoul, Korea.
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Oh, you're a soul sister.
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That's why I found Cleo.
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My Leo.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, anyhow, now we lost touch after a
village burned down.
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Oh, sorry about that, by the way.
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So, um, where do you plan on staying?
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Not sure.
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All the hotels are booked up.
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Something about a freak -a -nick.
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Freak -a -nick?
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Can you recommend someplace nice?
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Well, um...
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Oh, you don't have to stay in the hotel.
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Oh, I don't? No, no. You know, they got
a nice motel down at the end of the
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block. Yeah, you can stay there. They
even have hourly rates.
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Yeah, that and I can tell you your time
is up.
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Mr. Brown, would you stop it?
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Do you mind if she stays?
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I don't care where she stays as long as
she doesn't stay with us.
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Oh, well, Nehi, you can stay here.
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What? I can't believe you just said
that. I can't believe you just said you
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should stay here, Nehi.
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Nehi, um...
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I'm going to go in the kitchen and we'll
get some coffee. I'll make a fresh pot,
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okay? Oh, no, let's go this way. All
right.
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You're about to have a monocle twerk.
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Mr. Brown, you too.
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Now, I'm about to stand and watch Cleo
get Deebo.
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You're about to be all up on me like
this.
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And you're breathing on me. It's like
cooking the side of my face.
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You're about to get tore up, bro.
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You must be losing your mind.
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What? She's just a friend.
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She is a mail -order bride that you
never told me about.
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Edna, she's part of my past.
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So she just happened to track you down
after all these years.
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She's always been persistent.
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One time we were walking through the
jungle together and I got bit by a
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and she... I probably shouldn't be
telling this story.
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You two were engaged.
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There's something special about you for
her to come back.
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Do you feel interested in her? Oh, Edna.
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Now, why would I like a woman like that?
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Cleo, I brought you some coffee.
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I remember you like it the way I do.
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Black and strong.
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It's a pretty cool volcano set you got
here, Joaquin.
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Yes. Yes.
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I just got to the ninth level on Monster
Quest IV.
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I got to level 18.
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You know, I'd make a really good dash
kid. My dad's a doctor and my mom's a
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nurse. My dad's a rocket scientist and
my mom's an astronaut.
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Man, you're funny.
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Wait, you're serious?
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Yes, they work for NASA.
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Sort of.
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You know, Joaquin, not everybody's cut
out to be a dad's kid.
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Then how did that kid with one leg get
in?
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He skipped the top of the waiting list.
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Don't you mean he hopped?
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He's my cousin.
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Whoa.
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What was that?
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Who, Brianna?
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Oh, that's just my sister, also known as
the family pet.
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You know, Joaquin, there might be a spot
open after all.
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Really? Because I'd make a really good
dash kid.
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Got anything to eat?
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Sure, man. Anything for you.
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So, if you were a dash kid, how would
you get to the meetings?
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my parents or my sister might bring me.
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Your sister?
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Hey, if you're lucky, you might get to
be an ultra -galactic supreme, dash kid.
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I'm ready.
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Hey, I think your sister dropped this.
Can you make sure she gets it?
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No problem.
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Here you go. Well, oh, thanks. Well, I
gotta go. My parents and I are following
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the path of a shooting star.
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Wow.
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We're having meatloaf.
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gonna be a dash kid yes doesn't get any
better than this yes
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uh
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carver i need you to what the knee high
uh same thing uh
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look did you come out here to see
colonel so you can try to get your uh
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blue card what yeah see i know why you
come out here People come to America all
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the time to get married so they can try
to get that blue card and try to get
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Americanated. That's not why I'm here.
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Well, why are you here?
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We got engaged because we were in love.
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Oh.
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Very much in love. You must not know who
he about to marry. Edna will claw both
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of y 'all eyes out.
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She'll cut that throat with her claws, y
'all better understand that.
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Hey, look what I found.
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Oh.
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We dance to this all night long. Yes,
all morning long.
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I have a surprise for you. Oh, lay it on
me.
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Well, you have to wait till tomorrow.
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I'm cooking dinner for everyone.
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Bring your Edna. Who?
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You still got it. Yes, I still have. I
brought in over the Browns for a second,
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huh? More like a quickie.
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Edna, Edna, that is not what you think.
I think that you think I'm stupid.
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No, really, Edna. He just came to drop
something off.
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Oh, and you just happened to come and
pick up where you left off.
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No, no, no, no, Edna.
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She's cooking dinner for everyone
tomorrow.
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Oh, dinner. Yeah.
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I've got plans.
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Well, then Cleo can come along.
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Actually, I'm available.
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We'll see you both at eight. Yes.
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Let's go.
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Well, it's a date at eight.
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Let's go.
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A dinner date.
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For everybody.
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Woman of my dreams.
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We should be together.
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Be my lady?
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I can't find it. It doesn't make any
sense.
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What are you looking for? It says press
any key to continue, and I can't find
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any key.
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We need to stop.
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Just be pretty -ish.
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Ethan, what are you doing here?
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I was walking around the neighborhood
looking for a meteor shower.
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But it's the afternoon.
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Those are the rare ones.
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Speaking of heavenly bodies...
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And I'm busy.
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You're funny.
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Funny looking.
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Come on, Ethan. Let's go check out my
telescope.
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Why?
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So we can see the meteor shower.
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It's the afternoon.
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It's dark and dorkier.
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That's not nice. That's the point.
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Maybe I should just go.
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to be nice to Ethan.
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No, I don't. I want him to like me.
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Aw, the little geek needs a friend.
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It's important, Brianna.
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Give me one good reason why you won't do
this for me.
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Milkshakes in my shampoo.
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Ketchup in my nail polish.
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Hot sauce in my lip gloss, toothpaste,
and feathers. Okay.
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Okay. I only asked for one.
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homework for two weeks.
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You can't do my homework.
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Can you? Yeah. No, you know what? Forget
it. I'm not being nice to your little
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friend.
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I'll tell Will and Sasha that you've
been sneaking out at night. Ha!
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Ha! They already got me.
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My blackmail game's slipping.
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Brianna, you have to be nice to Ethan.
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Why?
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Because he's in the DASH program.
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It's a group for special kids.
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I was hoping you'd help me because I'm
your brother.
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Get real.
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Well, Joaquin, I gotta get home.
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Ethan, you should stay for dinner.
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Will you eat?
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I'm so sorry if I was rude to you
earlier.
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You can be whatever you want to be.
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Give me a hug.
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I think Nehi came back here to rekindle
our fire.
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Ain't that how our village got burnt
down the last time?
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Seriously, Brown.
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I'm gonna marry Edna one day.
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Yes, yes, okay.
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Well, you know, clearly, it states in
the Bible, in the Bible days, that he
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findeth a wife findeth a good thing.
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And since you and Edna ain't married, I
guess you just got a swamp time.
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put her down?
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Are you going to use a veterinarian? Are
you going to use the people doctor? I'm
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talking about me. I mean, Adler is the
only one that makes my heart skip a
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And so does pork rind, but I don't see
you running down the aisle with them.
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Oh, you idiot.
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Dinner is served.
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Yes. Oh, that smells good.
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That's because your food always just
smells.
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Not good.
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Stinks.
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Well, we don't know what you're here
for. Come in here and grab some stuff.
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Mr. Brown, you can't treat Ethan like
that.
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He's special.
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You are so in.
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Kids, how about you sit at the kids'
table?
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Okay, I'll check on you later.
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No, you won't have to check on him later
because you'll be sitting right beside
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him. Go to the kids' table.
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No, I'm not a kid. Why do I have to sit
at the kids' table?
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All right. For everybody who's ever
watched Soul Train, raise your hand.
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What? What?
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What? Soul Train. The hippest trip
around.
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Let's sit with the kids. That's what I
thought.
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Nilo, you don't have to go. You cook the
food.
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Me, hi.
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Same thing.
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Okay, Mr. Brands. Lead us in grace.
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Okay. Everybody hold hands and bow your
heads and let's pray.
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All right.
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Uh,
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Lord, bless those people whose village
was burned down by Colonel Neal.
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And Lord, help her get her blue card,
because we all know that's the only
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she came down here in America to try to
get that. In Jesus' name, amen.
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Amen. Amen.
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Amen. Okay, let's dig in. Okay, what you
got?
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Collard greens and yams. Fried chicken
and catfish.
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Black eyed peas, mac and cheese.
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And cornbread.
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Sir,
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this food is from your country?
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No, this food is more like from the
country.
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You're so funny and brown, my clown.
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Okay, you know, you got one more time to
put your hands on me like that.
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Knee high.
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It's so wide.
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I tell you, that looks incredible.
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Oh, Mr. Brown, I'll make you a plate.
Yeah, fix me a plate, Cora.
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You're going to fix my plate?
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Well, I guess I will. Here you go, Cleo.
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I've been waiting to do this for a long
time.
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Oh, thank you. That right there?
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That's a good woman.
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Those greens are full of salt.
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Those yams are too sweet, full of sugar.
And you better not touch that fried
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food.
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Uh, Colonel.
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It's a big old pot of barley and nothing
in there you can have. Go get it.
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I have an announcement to make.
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Well, I have something to say also.
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No, Cleo, don't do it. No, no, no, no,
no, no. You can't... I'm not going to
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move Edna.
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What? What the... I got your note. What
note?
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Are there any more black -eyed peaslips?
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Somebody's going to get a black eye up
in here.
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Woman of my dreams, we should be
together.
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Be my lady.
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What?
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What?
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Round one. Let's get this thing going.
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Hey, someone's stealing my line. I wrote
that note to Brianna.
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He wrote that note for Brianna. What?
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So you didn't write the note. How do you
explain you and Mr.
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Kneehide dancing in the kitchen?
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What? Round two.
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No, no, no. That was just a little
innocent thing.
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Very innocent. I can't believe you.
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Wait, Miss Anna, wait.
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Aetna! Aetna!
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Aetna! Let's get it on!
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Cleo! Cleo! Cleo!
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Mm -hmm.
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Boy, I thought you don't stick your
fingers up enough. Didn't that feel in a
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home frame?
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You can read and write at a college
level.
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I thought you were special.
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I think you're special, too. Oh, get
away from me. I thought you rode the
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bus and had a helmet. You're lying.
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from them college greens.
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Joaquin, you... There you go. Thank you,
Joaquin.
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You mean this whole time you're only
gonna make me a dash kid because you
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my sister?
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Yeah. I thought you were smart.
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I think it's time for you to go.
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What about being a dash kid?
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Is everybody in the club like you?
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Of course.
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Then no thanks.
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You're lost.
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You know, I could have shown you the
Milky Way.
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First of all, I like Snickers.
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Secondly, nobody uses my little brother
but me.
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Yeah, indeed.
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Get out.
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Eve, can you believe this?
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Damn, that ain't even real catfish.
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That's eel.
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No, it means be quiet!
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What should have been said in the first
place? Sorry for all the confusion.
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I just wanted to see an old friend.
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Is that what you're here for?
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Well, I'm opening a new restaurant in
Atlanta.
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Mihai's Soul Food.
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Mihai's Soul Food.
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And you guys are invited to eat there
any time you like. Well, we may show up,
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but it's off -limits.
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For the Colonel.
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Oh, but then don't be like that. No,
it's his bad heart, and he can't take
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that rich food. And he knows that.
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And she's right.
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And that's why I love her.
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She not only gives me what I need, but
what I want.
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Oh, I'm so happy for you both.
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You two go together like eel and sweet
potatoes.
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