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Wake up!

I was watching that. It was watching you. You watching the back of your

I already got him to talk to the light company about this $1 ,200 light bill y

'all done ran up.

What does that mean to me?

It means sit there and hush your mouth. Hello?

Yeah, this is Leroy S. Brown. And the S is for steer on hold.

Y 'all don't have to put me on hold no more.

Joaquin, I'm plugging everything.

I told you to clean your room two hours ago.

And I did already.

No, posting a keep out sign on your door is not cleaning your room, son.

I told you not to go in there.

I'm sorry, you told me what?

Lord, don't let him kill his precious lamb.

No, don't put me on hold no more. I don't want to be on hold.

All right, is your homework done?

Most of it.

How many times do I have to tell you no TV until your homework is finished?

One more time?

Don't test me.

I'm not testing you. What was that, young man?

Nothing.

You better go on upstairs while you still have legs, Joaquin.

Sometimes I hate it here. I wish I was grown.

Oh, God.

Boy done lost his mind.

Hey, Will.

Hey, Will -man.

Will?

Joaquin?

I'm out the phone!

What am I doing down there?

What am I doing up there?

Is that what my bangs look like?

Is that what my head looks like?

What did you do?

I'm you.

And I'm you.

Somehow we switched bodies.

I was in the kitchen eating, and when I came out... I was watching.

Oh, that's messed up. Wait a minute, y 'all not going to keep trying to put me

on hold.

Let me talk to a supervisor.

I need a supervisor.

Give me a supervisor.

happen? I don't know. You're the one that made the wish.

Wow. I can't believe I'm so tall.

Hey, there's money up here.

That's Cora's emergency stash.

Is this her emergency dirt, too?

Little boy, get your butt down here.

Hey, you can't talk to me like that.

I'm bigger than you now.

Now, Joaquin.

Okay. So what exactly did you say before all this happened?

Well, I think I said I wish I was an adult.

Or was it grown?

I don't remember.

Can I get a juice box?

Focus.

Okay. Okay.

I think I said I wish... I was an adult.

Okay, this time, close your eyes and say, I wish I was a kid again.

Okay.

I wish I kind of was a kid again.

What do you think?

I don't know.

Let's open our eyes and see.

Didn't work.

I did?

He did?

Yeah, he did. Get him.

Get him.

I forgive you.

Thanks, Dad.

Are you serious? You grounded me when I cursed.

Well, that's because I like him better than you.

Now, go away.

Shoot. Go away.

I have adult things to do.

Like, go to the bank and pull out tons of money and buy suits and

new games for Joaquin.

But first, I gotta pee.

Okay. Hey, dirt face.

How much is it gonna cost me to get you to cover for me tonight while I sneak

out to Angie's party?

You do that?

Don't play stupid. You know the deal.

I'd pay you to cover for me.

And how long have we been doing this?

You're acting weird.

Why are you acting like that?

I'm just curious.

How long?

You're being weird.

Maybe I should just tell Will.

Well, maybe I should tell Will that you hide Brussels sprouts in your backpack.

Do I?

Yeah, you twerp.

Go to your room until I can have a talk with you.

Whatever, you're not the boss of me.

But I am.

Yeah, and I got big muscles, so go ahead and try me.

I dare you.

I got the power!

Don't overdo it.

We have to deal with this.

Oh, I know. And, um, the hospital called your cell?

You have a mandatory meeting today.

Oh, I forgot about that.

We have to go.

Okay, you be me, and I'll be you.

Okay. Oh, can I drive?

No, we're getting a cab.

Joaquin, can you get the house keys for me?

Sure thing.

What's the magic word?

Now.

Okay.

Excuse me.

This is awesome. Hey, hey.

Can I carry you?

No.

Uh, I need to, uh, charge this cell phone.

5 -5 -5, 5 -5 -5, 0 -5 -5 -5.

Hello? Uh, yes.

I need help with this, uh, nature bill.

Thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us and will be answered

shortly. Well, how long is shortly gonna take?

Mr. Brown, you still don't hold?

No, Cora, I super glued the phone to my ear.

A gigas? Ha, ha, ha, cha, cha.

That ain't funny, Kurt. The bill wouldn't be so high if you'd hang your

to dry on the line like I told you.

This is all mine.

Yeah, right, Kurt.

You gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Well, how about we start practicing that today?

Thank you for holding. Yeah, yeah.

Your call will be answered in less than one minute.

Please have your account number and a pen ready.

Kurt, pass me the pen and the bill right there. They on the phone.

I got to hang my hair out to dry.

Cora, I'm not playing with you, little girl. Give me the pad and the thing.

it over here.

What? Oh, this wheel? Yes.

Oh.

Oops.

Cora, just for that, I'm not going to let you use none of the electric no

Hold on. Hold on.

Wait.

Wait.

Hold on.

I wish I had tentacles like that. For help with a bill, press or save four.

There we go.

What you say?

For service interruption, press or save three. For help with a bill, press or

save four. Okay, that's me.

You have chosen three. Would you like to make a payment arrangement?

Yes. I need somebody to help me with this bill because this $1 ,200 bill

mine. My bill shouldn't be $60.

I'm sorry. I didn't understand you. Please repeat your request.

My bill should be but $60. I want to talk to a human being.

For your convenience, an English or Spanish menu is available.

Okay, I see. Go ahead.

Por favor, seleccione en el menudo siguiente.

No, in... No,

English. English.

English.

Who do you have Englishes?

Un momento, por favor.

What the jalapeno tamale what?

Now! Hello?

Okay, we're going to go to the meeting for a few minutes. We're going to be in

and out. And don't say nothing.

Okay? Got it.

What are you doing back here, you little renegade? Get out of here. Get on my

nerves.

Hey, uh, Renee, you got any candy?

Sure do.

A couple of pieces.

You don't need any candy, Will.

Well, of course I do.

Son? Aw, look at Will on Wikipedia playing.

Boy, I'm strong.

Yeah.

Why don't you go play your video game?

Okay. Yeah. Cool.

So, Renee, what's happening?

Nothing.

What's happening with you?

I mean, were they having the meeting?

I... I mean, Will can't be late.

Oh. Can you tell Will that the meeting is postponed?

I was supposed to tell him and I forgot. I always do that. I always forget to

tell him stuff.

Well, that's not very professional.

How do you cover?

Oh, it's easy. Watch this.

Dr. Graves just called right now, and he said that the meeting is postponed. He

just said that right now at this moment.

Okay.

See? Easy.

The meeting's canceled.

Hey, Lucky, the meeting's canceled. Let's go.

favored men, huh?

What's Joaquin doing here?

Uh, teacher Joaquin.

Um, I was teaching Joaquin what it's like

to be a doctor.

Okay, well that sounds cool.

Well, since I've got you here, I have a question. You remember that patient that

you treated last week?

Uh, what was her prognosis?

She was sick.

Very sick. thick.

Never seen anything like it.

I thought she had a broken leg.

And she was sick about it.

Okay.

Let's go, Will.

Uh,

you guys want to stick around for lunch? No. Yes.

I gotta get that. You know what? I will be right back.

Oh, right.

Not at work.

Here's our chance.

Here's your stuff.

Let's go.

Okay. Okay.

That's disgusting.

That's nasty. Cover your mouth.

Oh, my God. You don't have any manners?

What? What are you saying? What are you saying? Oh, no, just say.

Oh, you're choking.

She's choking. She's choking.

down to the emergency.

Wow. That was so cool.

Can you teach me how to do that? Of course. When I get my body back, now

go.

Mm -hmm. That was really impressive, Joaquin.

Thanks. Will taught me everything I know. Oh, is that right?

And what is a normal blood pressure reading?

Everybody knows that it's... I'm talking to the doctor.

Everybody knows it's, uh... Two... Zero...

One... Uh... Umbrellas...

I knew it! You are so busted!

We are?

Yes. Yes.

I'm not stupid. You had this kid take your medical exam for you.

No. He didn't take my exams.

He switched bodies.

Then I don't cheat on my taxes.

No, it's true.

Then prove it.

You take two -hour breaks, shop in the lost and found, and haven't bought a

single roll of toilet paper since you've been here.

Everybody knows that.

Your pudding hookup is in the Chinese restaurant on MLK.

You did switch bodies!

See? Now you believe us? Yes!

I've heard about this happening, this freaky kind of stuff, but I've never

a part of it. This is so cool.

Oh, my God.

It's like the man got struck by lightning and still lived.

What? And the woman that was in the plane crash still lives. No.

Kanye West.

What's so strange about Kanye West?

Really?

So what can you do to help? Well, I wouldn't let Kanye West go to any award

shows because he's... I mean us.

Oh.

But my cousin, Key Lolo, in New Orleans, she has been known to work some

miracles with a root, some Asian hair, and creamed corn.

What type of miracles?

Oh, two words for you.

Flavor, slave.

Yeah, boy!

This don't make no sense.

You call, you expect somebody to answer you in a timely manner.

Mr. Brown, you still haven't got through yet? No, Kurt, uh... Cora, could you do

me a favor? Pick the phone up in the kitchen. This one is a little staticky.

Mr. Brown, do you know that... Cora, do what I ask you. Could you please get the

phone in?

I'm just trying to tell you... Cora, do what your daddy tell you to do.

I'm trying to do something positive for this whole family. You're just selfish.

With your slow -drying hair.

Hello?

Oh, finally, a real person. Yes!

It's me, Mr. Brown.

Cora!

Girl, when you start working at the light company...

Hang on. I'll be right there. Hang on. Hang on.

Kurt, why you hang the phone up? You said hang up. I said hang on. I didn't

hang up. You do realize how stupid that is, don't you? You do realize you have a

carless phone in your hand, don't you?

Really? Well, Kurt, what we gonna do?

What?

Welcome to our automated services.

Hello?

Repeat yourself.

For English, press or say one.

I'm going to press one again.

I'm just going to press everything and see if I get everybody.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

How do you get ten on this course?

No.

We have to change back.

Oh, I don't want to.

You don't have a choice.

Look, for the first time in my life, I feel like I do.

You don't know what it's like to be small and picked on.

What? You think I was born that size?

You were probably born my size.

Actually, I was smaller than you.

You were?

Really? And I was confident.

Really?

After I got those braces taken off. Ooh, you had braces and Abigail had?

Ooh, you were a loser.

Really? Sorry.

Okay, I'm just gonna leave you two mixed -up kids to talk this out, okay?

Will?

Weren't you?

supposed to transfer money into the kids' college funds today?

Why can't we just do it tomorrow?

Because the enrollment deadline was at noon today.

We're going to lose so much money and interest.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize. You were supposed to bring my car to the shop.

That was today?

And Brianna said you forgot to pick her up from work today.

I was busy.

What, too busy for your keys?

Well, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you're supposed to be an

example to Joaquin.

We depend on you to be head of this family.

So the next time you want to take a little vacation from your

how about you let us know, okay?

Ooh, I heard your face crack all the way out there.

Wow.

Maybe being an adult isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

And going through puberty again wouldn't exactly be a picnic.

Shall we try this now?

Come on.

Let's do it.

Okay. Let's do this.

Why didn't it work? Oh, hell.

Plan B.

Joaquin. Joaquin.

Will?

Hey, man.

That was some nap you just took there.

Did you clean your room?

It's cleaner than it's ever been.

I missed you.

Uh, okay.

I missed you, too.

Hey. Hey, sweetheart.

Anybody want to watch a movie?

Sure. What do you got?

I don't know. How about...

Freaky Friday.

No! No!

No! No!

No! What's wrong with him?

I

may

help you. Yes, yes. Hello. I received a disconnect notice in the mail for a $1

,200 electric bill. That sounds like a mistake.

But I can't help you. Why you can't help me? Because this is the gas company.

Hello?

Hello?

I can speak Esplanade now.

Ow!

Yes,

do y 'all deliver flashlights?