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No, no, I got to go, though. No, because my supervisor, she's been chirping,

talking about she's going to write me up. And I work hard.

I'm the one who should write her up. You should see her, girl. They are all

yesterday.

Hey, Sasha.

Oh, that's a nice suit.

I was talking to my girl, Sasha.

I told you, Renee, no more personal calls. All right?

Now, this isn't a tea party. This is a hospital, and I need for you to focus on

your work. All right?

Consider that your last warning.

Wait a minute. I never got a warning.

That's because you were on the phone when I gave it.

Then that's your fault.

I was on the phone. Did you hear yourself? Just like all the men out

That's rude.

You're always rude to me. And I just sit here. That's why I can't get nothing

done. Because you always threaten me, Sasha.

I put in the work, and you sweat me.

There are other jobs.

Well, why don't you go out and find your one, Renee?

There are plenty of people looking for qualified nurses.

And so am I.

You can't talk to me like you were playing at me today, huh? Should I be

Yeah, because it's not funny.

Are you going to get the phone?

It's probably not an emergency.

This is a hospital, Renee. Find, find. Get the phone. Nurses station.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes, ma 'am. I have those numbers for you right here.

Yes, I do.

They are 24.

9, 17, and 11.

Yeah. Oh, you are more than welcome. Mm -hmm.

Excuse me?

Okay, girl, just box it up and then put a dollar on the Powerball for me, okay?

Thank you.

That's it.

What? I am writing you a... How?

For what, Sasha?

Okay, because... What? You're coming to work late. You disregard the rules. Your

death is a mess.

And I haven't forgotten about your little pudding hustle.

Yes. Hustling is what has made this country great.

Did you not see American Gangster? No.

Did you see Scarface?

No.

Did you see The Sound of Music?

Gosh, I love that movie. See, that right there, that's what I'm talking about.

You don't know the correct history, Sasha.

No, you don't. And you are not perfect.

No, you're not. You don't come to work on time. Renee, I come to work early.

Exactly. Is that on time?

You bend the rules sometimes?

Yes, Renee, when I'm covering for you.

Will you wear ugly pants, too?

You know what, Renee? I'm sick of this.

All right? And I refuse to lose my job over you. Okay, whatever.

You're fired.

You can't fire me. Oh, yes, I can.

Ooh, that's rubbish.

Well, good evening to you, too.

Uh, you must be Renee's replacement.

Uh, I'm Derek, and, uh, this is... Uh, Leroy S. Brand. The S is for custodial

superintendent.

You know what that means, don't you? You're a janitor.

I'm a super janitor.

Super janitor? Fly that out to the dumpster. I know she just didn't do me

when that's been thrown away.

Ooh. Uh, so, uh...

Your name?

I'm Nurse Glennon. Cool.

So what do your friends call you?

Nurse Glennon. You may call me Nurse Glennon, ma 'am.

Yes, Nurse Glennon, ma 'am.

Come in, let's jam. Let me welcome you.

Welcome, Nurse Glennon, to the party, y 'all.

Come on, throw your hands up. Me and Renee, you should be jamming. You know,

me jam.

You look tight.

You need a hug?

Empty the trash. Just scream if you need to come in.

What's up, yellow britches?

You ain't finna just come in here and try to run stuff. You put the trash

there, it's more convenience.

Now look at James Brown looking like I'm not finna sit up here and argue with

you.

I know I've been running around and stuff around here. Look at the...

You got a beard here.

Nurse Glennon?

Nurse Glennon? Hi, Sasha Brown.

We are so glad that you agreed to join us.

Oh, Brown.

I hear the previous was left rather abruptly.

Was she bad at her work?

No, she just didn't do no work.

Well, no. You see, Renee was rather... Lazy is the word. She was rather lazy.

Miss Brown. Yes. No. Yes. Renee was more the type to be, uh...

Lazy. Yes.

Thank you.

I don't understand people who don't take their work seriously.

For me, nursing is not a job. It's a vocation.

Well, I wouldn't mind going on a vacation.

She said vocation, Mr. Brown. Well, how about if we just vocate in Hawaii?

I cleared Dr. Lee's appointment, I changed the nurse's schedule, and I

the new orderly's wheelchair etiquette. All I done heard you say was, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You just selfish.

You mean you did all that this morning?

I did that on my lunch break.

I don't like being idle, Nurse Brown.

See, there's another ah, idle.

If you don't mind, I want to get back to work.

Could you say that again?

I want to get back to work.

Bless you, my child.

You are so dramatic. Come on.

Be serious.

For real. Get off of her.

Never mind.

Mrs.

Brown. Mrs. Cora. I know you just didn't walk up in this house.

Yes, I did.

This is my girlfriend, Dory.

Hi.

It's nice to meet you.

Hi, nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you.

I've heard so much about you. He thinks of you as family, I know. Yes, we like

him, Derek. We like it better when he about to leave.

Derek, I didn't know you was dating somebody special.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

we've only been together for a few months, but it's great, right, Derek?

Yeah, it's something.

So, are you a student?

I'm studying neurology. Oh. Oh, that is impressive.

Oh, of course, it ain't like it's brain surgery or something.

Actually, Mr. Brown, that's exactly what it is.

Oh, I knew that I was just testing your, uh, your DQ.

Who you guys here? Well, I'd like to see a movie.

No, no, no, no, no. That costs way too much. Oh, okay.

What about the popcorn?

Jumbo size with extra butter, just like you like it.

Okay, if you insist.

Isn't he cute?

That makes one of y 'all.

Okay, let's go.

I'll meet you in the car. It was nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.

Derek,

she's nice. She's a keeper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't want a keeper.

Why, boy, you ain't going to find nobody else that desperate.

No, no, no, I'm going to let her down easy.

The longer I wait, the more hurt it will cause.

That's true.

So you about to do it right now? Oh, no, I'm going to let her pay for this movie

and this popcorn.

I'm a gentleman.

I respect her.

I'm going to text her after the movie. That is awful, Derek.

All right.

Is that blue ink?

Yeah, it is.

Black ink only.

Right.

Amateurs.

It's hot, isn't it?

Here you go.

Matter of life and death here.

Brush.

Thank you.

Can I keep this?

Thank you. I want to make sure I got a black fan when I need it.

You know what?

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Renee.

Well, I don't.

just trying to do a good job. Give her a chance.

Sure can't be that bad.

You wait and see.

Hey there, Glennon.

What's up, girl?

What are you doing?

Taking a much -needed break.

These are good. You want some? Breaks are taken in the lounge and only in 15

-minute intervals.

That's hospital procedure.

Can't be that bad.

the funniest thing down in pediatrics?

This is not a tea party. It's a hospital.

You need to focus on your work. In fact, I was just looking through one of your

folders. Is there a problem?

Some of them are done in blue ink.

Hospital regulations specifically say they should be done in black.

Well, no disrespect, Nurse Glennon, okay? Because I know you ain't checking

on my reports because I know I did it right, okay?

But I don't think it really matters.

But I thought you wanted someone in this job who actually cares. I do, Nurse

Lennon.

Good. Because I like it here.

And I could see myself being here a long, long time.

Great.

Organization, efficiency, and job well done.

That's a replacement.

And she is a dream.

So what about you, huh? You found another job?

Oh, no, it found me.

Oh, and my boss is so cool. And she's pretty.

Oh, I should have did this a long time ago.

That's good.

Yeah, it sounds like we're both happy. Yep.

Okay,

well, I gotta go.

No, I do too.

Hi, this is Renee.

Yes, so when do I start?

I didn't get the job.

I'm still thinking about that poor girl Derek is breaking up with. Mr. Brown,

she's probably crushed now and he's on proper cloud nine.

Yeah, it's mine.

Derek.

Derek. Derek.

I'm sorry, but Dora used to call me Derek.

That's because it's your name, Richard Cryer.

I know. I know.

This is going to be so hard.

I can't eat.

I can't sleep.

I mean, tell the truth.

I know you just didn't blow your nose on me. I know you're not blowing your nose

on my tablecloth. That's nasty.

I started punching you in the face. You said you really wasn't into her. How

about you just let her go on her way and you move on?

Dora used to drink water.

Oh, this water lost its power. And she used to sit in chairs.

I'm gonna be strong. I'm strong

Okay, I can find someone else. I'm not going to just ruin the rest of my life.

That's right.

That's right. Just breathe.

Okay. Breathe.

Bob, what's wrong with you?

And here. I brought you a gift. A gift?

Oh, I love surprises.

Well, you've been very kind since I've been here, and I appreciate that.

Oh. Plus, I saw that you needed a uniform.

A uniform?

A uniform?

Oh, hell yeah. I assume that since you were wearing those non -regulation

clothes, you didn't have a proper uniform, so I dug one out of my closet.

it fits.

That's very nice, isn't it, Sasha?

I don't know what to think.

No need to thank me.

Look on your face, it's thanks enough.

Oh, man.

So, are you still against calling Renee?

It's not funny, Will.

Look, Renee is happy at her job, all right? I'm not going to call and beg her

come back.

Oh, so now it's pride, huh?

So you'd rather stick with Nurse No Fun?

Well, she's going to settle in soon, okay? Give her a chance.

And besides, I mean, what more could she possibly do?

Look at this thing. I forgot the hat and the shoes.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Please wear these later.

moves and eating ice cream.

What? What next?

Sade and pink slippers.

Lord, this boy got on pink slippers. What is wrong with you? Help with the

healing. How about if you heal at home? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold

on. What?

I think he's going to propose.

What you been doing?

Well, I ate that whole pizza.

Ain't I wrong? Come on, you want to hear it? No, not really.

Here it goes.

To my dearest, dearest Dory, I will love you forevermore.

E.

This can't be the end of our story because that would really suck.

Key.

I don't think you should send that.

Me neither. Oh, yeah, you know what? You can send it to America's dumbest poems,

you dummy. Wait, wait, wait. The second verse. Ain't no second verse.

Please don't take me to the Kirby.

Oh, look, hey, y 'all, it's Big Mama.

Yeah, you done broke this boy's heart and his will.

Move, Mr. Brown. Get on back.

Get on.

Oh, so now you tough.

Earlier you was like, who does that?

He's slobbing and snotting stupid.

Dory, what are you doing here?

Your frat brother called me. He told me how upset you were.

I had no idea I meant so much to you.

Yeah, me either.

It got me thinking.

Maybe we should give this another chance. Mm -hmm. Do you mean it? Yes.

Yeah, I'm so happy.

Good, me too. I got to tell you what, y 'all going somewhere.

Go on.

Oh, what about that Mexican place? Mexican?

Look, girl, this ain't going to work.

What? Mm -mm. Mm -mm. Mm -mm. We're just too different.

I think we need to go our separate ways.

You go that way, I'm going to stay in here.

The devil is alive. You going that way too?

You're breaking up with me.

Are you breaking up with her?

Okay?

It's not me. It's you.

Now, be strong, girl.

You will get over me one day.

Strong? I got you strong.

You better watch out. I'm telling you this right now.

She's psychic.

I thought you wanted to be back with her.

I mean, the heart doesn't lie.

What? You know, I got back with her, and I realized that I just wouldn't be the

one to break up with her.

Because, I mean, who breaks up with a kid?

I mean, look at me.

So you're not hurt anymore?

No, heck no.

Well, good, because I want to be the one that hurt you. Now, get out of here. I

don't dare. Get out of here.

Robert, be careful.

Robert, be careful.

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where's who?

Bobby Brown.

He's not here, is he?

Not exactly.

I knew it.

Renee, aren't you supposed to be at work?

Oh, I'm on my way there now.

Well, bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on now, you two.

Now, look, Renee, I called you down here, okay? We want you back.

No, we don't. Yes, we do.

All right, your replacement is free.

Really? Yes. I mean, I don't know.

You know, I'm good where I'm at.

Stop lying.

You don't have another job. I checked.

Well, maybe you called the wrong hospital, Will.

What? It wasn't even a hospital. I got one call for reference, and that was

the burger barn.

So you don't have another nursing job?

Not exactly.

But the replacement, she's not better at the job than me?

No, she's better.

Sasha?

But I miss having you around.

All right, so, it's settled.

No, Will, it's not the...

Look, Renee and I still have some things to work out, and she has to agree to

come to work on time.

I could do that once a week.

So when do I start?

Right now.

Do your thing. Do your thing.

So, boss, what would you like me to do first?

Fire her.

Get your little bag.

Come on. Don't look at me like crazy.

Come on, Condoleezza.

Girl, I can't be dated.

Uh -huh.

No, okay.

Well, thanks for giving me the 411.

Okay, I gotta go.

I will holla at you.