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Come on out of there.
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Come on.
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Oh, a corner. I got to look.
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Come on. Come on. Come on. Mr. Brown,
why are you attacking that lotion
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It's empty.
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It's playing hard to get, Cory. It's
something, isn't it?
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From the looks of those rusted knees, I
say the lotion is winning.
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That's a double, Cory. That's a double.
All right, buddy.
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Well, I bought a new bottle yesterday.
I'll go get it for you.
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Uh -uh, Cory. That'd be like admitting
defeat.
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Defeat is what needs the lotion.
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Walking around like it's Ash Wednesday.
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Yeah, there goes something, Corby. I
told you there was something in there.
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Oh, who is this?
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See, Corby, you young people are
wasteful. I know it's some ashy, hungry
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in the world looking for this lotion
that could use it.
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Corby, I can't.
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Just come in. I'll bring it.
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Ooh, doggy.
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Ooh, dog.
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You.
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Must be Uncle Brown.
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Oh, give me some, baby. Give me some.
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Oh, you're just welcome.
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Cozette Sasha told me you were sharp as
a tack. Oh, what's that tacky?
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Anyways, I am Dorothy Jean Johnson.
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Okay, and I'm Leroy S. Brown, and the S
stands for Sasha ain't here right now.
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Oh,
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Cozette Sasha told me you was just a
good buddy.
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Oh, what's that buddy looking?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You did your job. You need to get that
fixed.
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Here you go, Mr. Brown.
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All right.
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Carl?
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Oh, Charles!
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You still look as pretty as a half -in
-eight.
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Dorothy, what brings you to town? The
auto show.
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Did you say auto show?
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Auto show.
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Girl, you put the K in country.
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Yeah, you see, Cousin Sasha told me to
stop on by whenever I was in town. Who?
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How? Cousin Sasha. Oh, Cousin Sasha.
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Mm -hmm.
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But, uh, Sugar Booger say she ain't
here.
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Well, yeah, Sasha went to Houston for a
conference.
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Well, make that about a nothing.
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What I'm gonna do now, huh?
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I got an idea.
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Maybe you can hop back into General Lee
and head back down to Mayberry.
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You can do that.
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She'll do no such thing, Mr.
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Brown. Well, Sasha will be back tonight.
You just stay here with us.
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For real, though?
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Oh, Cora, we ain't got no rules.
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Thank you, baby.
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Oh, thank you, Cora. Oh, my goodness.
Now, don't you worry.
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Don't you worry.
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You see, I'm going to be as quiet.
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expedition?
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I don't know, but mine would have a
sunroof, some rims. No, no, no, no, no.
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Lewis and Clark didn't drive an
expedition. They went on an expedition.
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Why would they walk when they could
drive a perfectly good SUV?
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Brianna, why don't you save yourself the
trouble and repeat after me?
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Uh, excuse me, sir, paper or plastic?
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No!
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Sorry, you'll have to excuse my little
brother.
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He's, uh... How do I say it? Er, um...
Stupid!
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No problem.
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It was either this or going to a yacht
party with Usher Neo.
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And you didn't invite us?
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I love Usher.
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That was sarcasm.
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Oh, what does he think?
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Quit playing, Tracy.
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I know you have some friends.
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You probably even have a boyfriend.
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Or maybe a boy that's a friend.
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Or maybe some boys who have friends.
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Wow. You really need to stop hanging
around smart people.
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At least that's why I'm here.
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Are you calling us dumb?
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No.
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You're popular.
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Boys like you. And we like boys.
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That's kind of a given, Simone.
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Just once, I want a boy to pick me and
not my brain.
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Well, we can help you with that.
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You got some fairy dust in your purse?
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Nah, it's just regular dust.
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But I can give you a Brianna special
makeover.
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By the time I'm done with you, boys will
be eating out of the palm of your hand.
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Here she is!
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but I don't wear them and think it made
a difference.
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Oh, it makes a difference.
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I just posted her picture to my My
Friends page.
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Wow,
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Brianna. I'm impressed.
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You can do all of this, yet you can't
tie your shoes without instructions.
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That's why it's short.
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Thank you so much. I feel so good.
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Yeah, you look even better.
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Yeah, you can thank me later, okay?
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We just really have to get back to the
studying. If Simone and I don't pass the
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exam, we're going to be in summer
school.
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So where were we?
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Oh, I think it was Louisiana?
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Uh, we're in Atlanta.
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God, you're dumb.
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Do you guys mind?
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Hello?
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You saw the picture?
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Yes, it's really me.
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Thank you.
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Uh, now?
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He's there?
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I can be there in 20 minutes. Bye.
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I have to meet some friends at the mall.
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I've never said that before.
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I'm meeting friends at the mall.
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Oh, we can study tomorrow.
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Uh, yeah. Oh, bye.
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Oh, no. Take those off when you get to
the mall, okay?
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Yeah.
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I think I created...
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Come on, Dr. Griggs, hear me out.
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I heard you, Will. Do you think you're
the first doctor who said he had what it
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takes to become a cardiologist?
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I'm sure, but hey, I'm the real deal,
okay?
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I've lost plenty of hours. I spent my
days off shadowing other surgeons, even
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participated in my first transplant.
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Really? What did you do?
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Well, I held the cooler, but it's a
start.
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Hi, you ready? I am ready.
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Hey, how you doing there, Mrs. Griggs?
Fine, thank you.
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Did I interrupt something? No, no, no.
Young Dr. Brown here was just telling
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Inviting you to my home for the best
chicken cacciatore dinner ever.
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Really, for the last time, Will, I'm too
busy.
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Oh, too busy for a home -cooked meal? We
should go.
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Oh, Helen. If we go, I don't have to
stand over a hot stove and tell
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what to cook.
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No, no buts. You always say you can only
judge a man's character by how he
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interacts at home. Let's go judge them.
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It'll be fun.
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Okay. Okay.
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Fine. Okay, great, great.
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Dinner at my house tonight. You can meet
my beautiful wife, Sasha.
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We'll talk. We'll play cards.
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Okay, no cards. No cards. But I'll see
you later. All right? Yes, tonight then.
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And tell Susan that I said hi. Right,
right. Sasha.
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Whatever. All right.
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Great. This is terrible.
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Well, just calm down. I shall be home
tomorrow.
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That'll be too late.
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Nephew, you ain't gonna never get that
job.
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I'm surprised they offered it to you
anyway.
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They know you done killed somebody.
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Boy, they'll give a job to anybody.
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I'm telling you, Brie Brie. Fender is a
word.
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Thought you had me fooled.
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I like what you did with your hair,
baby.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm tapping out. What's the safe word,
baby?
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Go ahead and tap out.
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Tap out, nephew.
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What's the safe word?
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Sasha?
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Will?
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You might want to get that checked out.
You might have a deviated septum.
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Oh, please. My ma gave me this laugh.
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Well, your ma need to get it back from
you.
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I'm glad it skipped Sasha.
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I can't believe you two are cousins.
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And it's hard to believe Cosette Sasha
married a cupcake like you.
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Girl, you're more country than a Friday
night frog festival.
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Thank you.
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Now look, what I need to do is call Dr.
Griggs and cancel.
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Why? Well, I can make dinner and they
can still come over tonight.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Dr. Griggs and
his wife specifically are coming to have
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dinner with me and Sasha.
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Now I'll never be a cardiologist.
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Can't never have nothing.
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Don't worry, Cupcake. I mean, Will.
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Everything will be fine.
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Let me go say something bad about this
boy's mama to take his mind off.
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Will, your mama's an alcoholic.
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Do you want to watch The Color Purple
again?
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No.
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He's just upset. He made a very
important dinner date, and if Sasha
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there, he'll have to cancel.
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We need Sasha.
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Waxo.
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Waxo.
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You look great, Sasha.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Well, maybe one more tweaky -tweaky.
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Come on, baby.
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Hey,
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Sasha. Hey, Brie.
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What did you do?
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I gave Dorothy Gina makeovers.
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Why?
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Oh, I thought I would help Will.
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Come on. Don't you think I did a good
job?
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Besides, it can't be too hard to make
like Sasha.
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Just think, stood up. Well, I think Will
should just tell Dr. Griggs the truth.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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He could lose out on his fellowship, and
then we'll have to live here forever.
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Okay, I'll help, but I don't like it.
Okay, this is good, and I have your back
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completely, Miss Cora.
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Well, we could be like sisters united.
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What? Yeah, we could do this. Come on,
team on three.
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One. Two.
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Gotta go.
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Three. Well,
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I guess it's just you and me.
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Wait, I know you didn't ask just me.
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I know I said I'd call you back, Jeremy,
but I can't do that if you keep calling
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me every five minutes.
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Boys, this is the price of being
popular.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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You know, guys keep hitting on me,
asking me for my number, and a little
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guy in shades following me into the nail
salon.
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What?
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What, a 10 -year -old can't get a
pedicure?
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call Simone so we can get started and
finish studying. Is that cool?
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Oh, looky there.
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Guess you're not the only popular girl
in town.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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No, I can't come to the party.
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Don't cancel because of me.
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Great, thank you.
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Um, I'll see you in a few minutes.
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Oh, wait, excuse me. Why is he calling
you on my phone?
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Oh, voicemail fool. You know how it is.
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Um, I'll call you later. See you at the
party?
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Oh, but I wasn't invited.
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Oh.
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Too bad.
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If anyone else calls, uh, well, you know
what to do.
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Did she leave?
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Mind your own business.
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Let's just start with the soup spoon.
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What kind of soups we eating?
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We're not having soups.
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Well, then why we got a soup spoon?
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Because it goes with the setting.
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Oh, jeez, my way.
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You know what? This etiquette and stuff
is too highfalutin' for me.
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Hello. Uh, wow.
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Dr. Gregg, I'm so sorry you didn't get
my message.
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I'm sorry you had to make that long
drive, but unfortunately my wife, she,
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Oh, Susan!
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Sasha. Sasha?
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Sasha? Hello.
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Oh, my!
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I love a woman with a sense of humor.
Here you go, Will.
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Oh. Hi, Sasha.
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Good to see you. How are you doing?
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I'll be right back. I'll just go check
on something real quick.
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Okay.
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What were you thinking?
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I had to. You were whining.
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I wasn't whining.
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Stop whining like a little girl.
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What if this blows up in my face? It
won't.
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The food is done. All you have to do is
make it through dinner.
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What if she screws up?
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All she has to do is come in here and
ask me.
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Ooh? What about who screwed what?
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You!
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Well, y 'all ain't got to talk to me
like that.
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You just go. Get on in there.
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I don't need that. Give me this.
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Ain't nobody told me y 'all was eating.
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Ain't y 'all using the good china?
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Hi, hi, I'm Sue.
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Hey. Uncle Brown.
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Hey, y 'all having salad and chicken
stanchio -scanchio?
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Oh, yeah, yes. You know, I love some
good chicken stanchio -scanchio. I
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always... Mr. Brown, how about you go
take the trash out? Please. Now?
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Yes, now.
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Why now? What am I going to take out
some trash for?
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Cora, now I'm about to eat the chicken
stanchio -scanchio. No, please, Uncle
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Brown, go now.
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Who are you talking to like that?
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Huh? You think I'm scared of you because
you done killed somebody?
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Nephew, you don't talk to me like that
in front of you. Gee, that's what you
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did. You cut his throat. What you give
me this?
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I'll whoop you in front of you.
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I'm going to take the trash out.
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Sasha, have you read any good books
lately?
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Why, yes.
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Matter of fact, I have a cue and an
encyclopedia in the pickup.
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I use it as a booster set.
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This is the time I take out trash. And
when I got to take out trash, there
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even that much trash. That's how I could
have threw this out here.
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Hey, Mr. Brown.
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What the what?
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How did you get back there when you were
sitting at the... Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown,
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please, okay? I just had the worst
flight.
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Let's just say that it's good to be
home. Uh -uh, uh -uh. Get your hands off
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me. Don't touch me.
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00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,200
Now, look. Will is my nephew.
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No means no.
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I ain't gonna be part of this elusive
affair.
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00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,580
Now, I know you want my body, but...
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Control yourself.
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Mr. Brown, stop playing. What are you
talking about?
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You the one playing and you nephew
wrecker. Stop being nasty.
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Stop being nasty.
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I told y 'all, my body is my tip. What
the what?
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Uh, Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
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Uncle,
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what are you talking about, Uncle Brown?
Uncle Brown.
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Dr. Griggs was just talking about what
kind of fine cardiologists that make.
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I'm home.
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What's going on?
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You got to ask Sasha.
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Sasha?
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Sasha May?
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Dorothy Jean?
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I thought that was your wife.
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Me too.
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00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,780
How dare you try to fool me?
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Don't make me stick in front of the
company cupcake.
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00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,020
Just fess up, Will. Yes, nephew, you
should just fess up. About what?
329
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,260
Okay, this isn't my wife.
330
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It's her cousin.
331
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Really?
332
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:08,760
Stop being nasty. Not like nobody trying
to... No, see, it's not like that.
333
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,520
See, um... Well...
334
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When I invited you to dinner, I thought
that my wife Sasha would be back in
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time, but she was at a nurse's
conference speaking.
336
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,950
You know, she kind of got delayed. And
since her cousin, Dortha, looks so much
337
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like her, and, you know, I thought that,
you know, maybe... You would pass her
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off as your wife in hopes that I would
just grant you the fellowship.
339
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:34,210
Exactly. That's got to be the dumbest
thing I ever heard in my life.
340
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Dr. Griggs, I'm sorry I was dishonest
with you.
341
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:50,220
Okay, why are we laughing?
342
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Because we look ignorant.
343
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Our lovers look stupid.
344
00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:04,080
Well, the last person to lie, to
manipulate me, I
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ended up marrying.
346
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,900
And we're still waiting for that baby.
347
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,860
You got manipudipped.
348
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,400
Hoodwinks. Bamboozled.
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Let us strike.
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Well, how about I just give you the
fellowship?
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Really?
352
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,290
No.
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00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,010
But we'll talk about it. Oh, great.
We'll talk about it.
354
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,060
Uh, did you know he killed a man?
355
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900
Did he tell you about the time he killed
this guy?
356
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:35,700
He walked in the hospital and never
returned back.
357
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,920
That man just... Did he come in alive?
358
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,940
Did he leave dead? He dead. You don't
say stuff. Would you go? Would you? Yes.
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Thank you very much.
360
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,920
Okay, here's the thing.
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00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,360
I kind of told my mom that I was
tutoring you guys.
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But I want to go to a party. So if she
calls... Wait, hold up.
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Do you think we would really lie like
that?
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Well, not for you.
365
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,800
We only lie for our friends.
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And you haven't been a very good one
lately.
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00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,640
I'm sorry.
368
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,040
Yeah, we gave you this fat makeover. And
you just turned your back on us.
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00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,640
I know. I know. I'm the worst.
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00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,450
So will you do it?
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00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,730
No!
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Not after what you made us do.
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Stay home, study, and pass the exam.
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Wait.
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00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,970
Wait, you guys pass the exam?
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00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,430
Yeah. And without your help.
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So I guess in a way I kind of helped.
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That should be worth something.
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00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,870
You know what, Tracy?
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00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:51,990
You're right. You're totally right. And
so I'm going to help keep you from
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chipping an ale.
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00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880
Chipping a nail.
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00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,320
How am I going to chip a nail?
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Let me see your hands, girl.
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Let me see. Stick them out.
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