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Oh, you look beautiful.

This looks great.

Miss Etna, that is not hairspray. This is perfume.

You're going to look so beautiful.

I feel beautiful and lucky.

Oh, my dad's the lucky one. I am so glad that you two found each other. Ooh, me

too. And can you imagine Brown could create something so beautiful?

The last thing he made beautiful was me.

You'll never guess who I just ran into.

Oh, I know it's not the colonel. He knows he can't see me before the

No, Miss, and it's not the colonel. Well, who was it? Who was it?

Let me give you a hint.

It's London and Daisy.

You guessed right on the first try. Oh my

gosh, you're so smart.

Congratulations. Oh, and Daisy.

Daisy. Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, how have you been?

Oh, I'm fit as a fiddle. And my mind is sharp as a tack.

Cora!

Oh, you haven't changed your fit.

Well, I'm not Cora.

Oh.

Oh, you know how all you browns look alike.

She's not a brown.

Hello?

Oh, hey, good.

Isn't it a little bit early for a booty call?

Stop being nasty.

Okay, I can talk? Yes, I can talk.

Where are all the fellas?

Look, I should be back at the house getting ready for the wedding.

Oh, I love weddings. Who's getting married?

I'm marrying the girl. Oh, I knew that.

Cora.

I just hope the guys get here on time. Oh. I wouldn't worry about a thing. If I

know my colonel, he's going to whip those ruined men into shape and take no

business.

Colonel, this is Edna.

This is my chest hair.

He like a chest ass. Look, he like a chest ass.

Stop being nasty.

What happened?

You were asleep?

Yep, and the rest should remain a mystery until the video come out.

You got bugs in here.

I thought you liked bugs.

You about to marry one.

Hey, you talking about my bride -to -be?

Now, what if I was to talk bad about your woman?

Oh, that's right.

You don't have one.

That was a good one, Colonel.

That was a good one.

I'm going to see how funny you think it is when I tell you that Joaquin dropped

your toothbrush in the toilet. Laugh at that.

You've been brushing your teeth with... It wasn't me.

Brianna dropped it this time.

This time?

Speaking of time, we better head to the church.

Okay, you got everything?

Yeah, I got everything. I got my... Let's see here. I got my glasses. Yeah,

unfortunately, you'll be able to see Edna.

And I got my deodorant. Ooh, you gonna need that or you gonna be smelling like

her.

Okay.

Let's see here. I think I got everything.

What about the ring?

Oh, yeah, I got that right.

Uh... I got it here somewhere.

Have either of you seen my ring?

Oh, Colonel, don't tell me you done lost the ring. Now you ain't gonna have

nothing to put on Edna's hoof.

Round.

Colonel loses his ring. Next on Atlanta's Wedding Disasters.

Hey, give me that.

Well, maybe I left it in my jacket in the kitchen. Yeah, maybe along with the

other half of your brain.

Come on.

Get it?

Oh, here it is.

Oh. Well, what's the big deal about a wedding ring?

Well, wedding ring is a symbol of a man's love for a woman.

Mm -hmm. All right?

Now, come on. Enough with the camera. Let's load up the car.

Well, if that ring is a symbol of y 'all love, y 'all should just stay friends.

That thing is little.

Oh, what are you talking about, Brown? This ring is flawless.

Colonel, a flaw couldn't even fit on that itty -bitty thing. Let me see that.

Hey, careful with that. I paid a pretty penny for that. Well, I'll give you an

ugly nickel for it.

Ain't even no light bouncing off of it. Colonel, this can't be real.

What are you talking about? That's an authentic diamond. No, this cubic's a

comonym.

Oh, Lord!

Close. It's pursuant.

Hey, guys.

Well, how's it coming, Brown?

Oh, no, man, I think I got it. I think I got it. You do? You do?

Nice. Oh, no, that's just an old piece of candy. I got it out.

There we go.

Oh, man.

It's still good.

That's disgusting.

Aren't you glad those days are over?

Oh, yeah, for sure, man.

How things going now as a big -time public defender?

Big time.

I hate to pay and the hours. I haven't slept in a week.

Was there anything you like about it? Oh, yeah. There's this paralegal named

Carla. She can interrogate me anytime she wants.

Stop being nasty, yo.

Don't you see this, baby? Stop being nasty.

Well, bro, how's it going down there?

If you want to know that bad, get down there and see.

Well, I can do that. No, you can't. That's ridiculous, Colonel. You can't

dirty on your wedding day.

Yeah, save that for the honeymoon.

Why would you want to get dirty on your honeymoon?

I'll tell you why. Because Colonel is marrying a pig.

That's it.

That's it. It's over.

It's over.

It's over.

It's over.

Well, bring it on, slow face.

I'm a kangaroo. Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop it. You can cut it out. You're not

really going to fight your best man, are you? No, I'm not going to fight him.

I'm going to cut it.

The only thing you cutting is cheese.

That wasn't me.

She was looking at me for it wasn't me.

Don't look at me, it wasn't me. Sure it wasn't me because everybody's still

standing.

My bad.

Well, you smell like a grown man. You need to do something about that.

But I found the ring.

Oh, you found it.

Oh, we got to get to the wedding.

That is going to kill me.

Yep, you listen.

All right. It won't be hard for her to do. She'll claw you to death.

Of course, Brown. I can't go like this. I'm going to get cleaned up and I'll

meet you at church.

All right, Brown, because look, listen.

The wedding won't be the same without you.

Oh, Colonel.

You mean that?

Of course I mean it.

You old goat.

Take one or no one.

Hey, wish me luck.

Good luck, Frank.

Thanks for giving me a paying gig.

Oh, it's no problem.

I will expect my commission later.

I never had anybody do anything nice like this for me before.

You're always there for me.

Don't think this is all about you.

When you blow up, I'll be able to say that I was the one who put you on.

When I win my first Grammy, you'll be the first person I thank.

You better, or I'm gonna pull a Kanye West on you.

Then you know if you do kiss in church, you're gonna get punished.

Why would the Lord punish us for that?

Well, who said anything about the Lord?

I'm talking about Will.

And don't you two have something you could be doing in public where you can

watched?

Well, don't you look good enough to marry?

Well, hey, Rachel.

Hey, beautiful.

Who's going to punish you?

Oh, would you get out, please?

You're here kind of early, aren't you?

Yeah, I know.

I needed to talk to you.

Oh, is everything okay?

Is your mom okay? She didn't put her wig on backwards again. Didn't she think

she was blind?

Oh, not since yesterday.

Well, I tell you, that Thelma and my dear, with them, we got our hands full.

Yeah.

Hey,

we got a lot in common.

Yes, we do.

Yeah, your mama went to jail, my mama went to jail.

Yep.

We both drink water.

Yeah, we do.

I mean, you want to marry me, I want to marry you.

football. I know. I tripped over one when I came off my mama's bus.

Cora Simmons, I've never met a woman, a better woman than you.

I mean, you're kind, you're smart, you're

funny.

Cora Simmons.

Will you marry me?

Picture with Gordon Parks.

Or was that a man named Gordon at the park?

Either way, Miss Daisy, you were there.

Right. That's what matters. Yes.

Or was I?

Why do they think I'm Gordon?

I do.

I do.

I do.

Is he here?

Not yet.

Where is he?

Come here. You don't think he changed his mind? Oh, no way. No way. I mean, my

dad is happier than he's been in years.

He's happy. I'm so happy I could jump for joy if I didn't think my knees would

give out.

You know, I know we haven't always seen things eye to eye, but I can truly say

that I'm looking forward to calling you mom.

I'm looking forward to it, sweetie.

Oh,

sorry.

Are we interrupting anything?

Yeah, we could always come back. No, I just wanted to give her one last hug

before calling her mommy.

I'm going to go call my dad, okay? Okay, thank you. All right.

You look beautiful.

I hope I don't cry.

Are you sure those won't be tears of joy?

You know, Miss Edna could always return the favor and be one of your

bridesmaids.

Stop it.

Nothing, nothing at all. Getting proposed to is not nothing, Cora. Now,

minute. Don't you hold out on me, Cora Jean.

And Reggie proposed to me.

What did you say?

I think I said well a few times.

But this is not about me. This is all about you. This is your day.

Okay?

All right.

I like that.

Hey, all the guys are here.

Except for Mr. Brown. Oh, my prayers are answered.

But they said he's on his way.

Actually, I think I didn't pray hard enough.

Well, it's time to take our places.

How do I look?

Beautiful. Like the luckiest woman in the world.

There you go.

All right, let's take our places. Come on, let's go.

I just want to tell you how happy I am for you and the colonel.

You two truly deserve each other.

Oh, thank you, honey. Thank you.

Let's go get married. Breathe.

Again. Again.

For the last time.

tight tuxedo on.

But why you went up in there looking like one of the Funkadelics?

I had to change. Colonel lost the ring and everything.

And I had to go change clothes. And you know I can't go nowhere looking like

that. You really think I look like one of the Funkadelics?

Shut up, girl.

I'm trying to get married here.

Oh, you got such a nasty attitude.

And I'm trying to help you on your special day and you acting ignorant.

I like to go around.

It looks better when I go around.

Okay, so do I need to stand in there? Do I need to go up?

Why don't I just straddle it like this?

Your hair is so pretty.

Two bucks says you drop it.

you're ever going to get to getting hitched.

You almost knocked Wacom over.

Colonel. What?

Why are you breathing so hard?

I'm breathing because this is the way I relax.

Well, you need to relax, Danny. You ain't relaxing nobody.

You're shivering. Why are you shaking so much?

I'm shaking because I'm happy.

You a liar. You're shaking because you're scared.

If I was married to Beastmaster, I'd be scared, too.

Then she'd walk in and watch. They'd say, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla.

Here she comes.

Go on, hurry up and get better so we can finish this.

Miss Edna, do you need anything?

Just for him to wake up.

In God's time, and he will, Miss Edna.

He will.

Why does this keep happening? What did I do?

I can't lose you.

I can't lose you, girl.

Cora, I don't think it's a good time for you to move to Dallas. You need to be

here with us.

Mr. Brown, why are you talking about this now?

Kirby, we need you. I need you here.

Mr. Brown, I am years old.

And if I don't leave now, I never will leave.

Kirby, I know how old you are. You don't have to keep reminding me how old you

are. I know you from some years old.

Okay, look. If you don't leave, I'll put a TV in your room.

Wait, there's more.

I'll also put a VCR with basic table in your room.

You can watch the news.

Gordon.

Hey, Cora, I went to the church to see you, and of course they said you were

here. Oh, but I... Fine, thank you for coming by. Have a good day. Can't you

Colonel Dine?

Mr. Brown.

Well, he is Dine. Look at him. He look cold.

Don't do that. Let us rest in peace. Rip. Bye.

Hey. Hey, you guys. What's wrong with my father? Is he going to be all right?

Well, as we suspected, he had a heart attack.

Oh, gee.

Listen, honey. Oh.

But that's a look. He is healthy and in good shape, okay?

And the colonel is a fighter.

I know, because he tried to fight me this morning.

I know what he is. He'll fight when you let him.

Will, are you telling us everything?

Well, men the colonel's age...

You know, their recovery from a heart attack, it depends on many variables.

But I'm sure he's going to be okay. It's up to him.

Oh, Lord.

Please, Lord. Please, Lord.

Y 'all know we'll kill that last man. Y 'all keep it away from her.

Mr. Brown.

Well, he did. Did he get up?

Didn't the man die?

That was a long time ago. Wait, that mean you ain't no good doctor?

How many people I've saved since then? You ain't saved him.

That's one out of ten.

One out of ten survey. That ain't no good number.

He gonna be all right.