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Oh, yes, that ought to be good.

Carver, yes.

Oh, let me put a side on.

Carver, this is what I call my BBBLP.

That's bacon, bacon, bacon, lettuce, and tomato with a side of bacon.

Carver, this sandwich is fit for a king.

What, you gonna wash it down with, a glass of grease?

That's hot. Uncle Brown.

Huh? We gotta talk.

Okay, you go ahead and talk, nephew. You better do it before he eat himself into

a bacon -induced coma.

What the... What? You don't grab nobody's sentence!

I tried to tell the pope, but your daddy about to catch a cave! Stop, stop,

stop, stop! Hey, calm down!

Uncle Brown? What?

I'm trying to save your life. By sacrificing your own kind of funeral and

telling her to get a funeral wig. She just lost her baby boy. You ain't gonna

able to stop that.

Sit down. Yeah, sit down. I'm sitting there and I'm watching my sandwich.

All right, it's right here.

Sit. What?

Sit down.

You listening?

I'm listening.

All right.

Your test results came back.

You have diabetes.

It's not fatal, okay? It can be.

But it all depends on how you deal with this.

Cora, this is the big one.

This is the big one, Cora.

Cora, I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth.

Who is Elizabeth?

Cora, you know the good ones die young.

In that case, you're going to live a long time, Mr. Brown.

But you might have to be on insulin to keep this up. I just paid to have this

house insulated.

Insulin is medicine, Mr. Brown.

Well, I don't want to be on no medicine.

Well, then you're going to have to eat a lot better. That's right. And exercise

regularly. That's right.

I can eat a lot better.

And exercise.

Okay, I can do that.

All right, good.

Good thing you're not a smoker. Yes.

That's your daddy.

Girl,

I put that thing on and it disappeared.

That's why they call it Victoria's Secret.

Will somebody help me with these bags?

Daddy, I'll help you.

That's a good one, Daddy.

I'm just playing, Daddy.

You are blessed to have two strong, independent women in your life.

Well, if you're so strong, why am I the only one carrying the bag?

Because we're smart.

That's a good one, Miss Adler. That's a good one.

Oh, come on. I want to show you the new things I got for the brightest shower.

I'm right behind you.

I'm exhausted.

I survived two wars, but shopping with three women almost took me out.

Oh, come on, Daddy. It was fun.

I'm so glad.

I came to visit.

Oh, and I'm so glad you're here, too.

It's a great surprise.

Oh, Daddy.

When you told me that you were getting married, I knew I had to come spend some

time with you and your future wife.

Isn't this great, isn't she?

She is.

She really, really is.

But I was wondering, Daddy, how well do you know her? I mean,

it hasn't really been that long, has it?

Well, it doesn't matter.

Anna really makes me laugh, and she makes me feel alive.

You know, she does this thing with her big toe.

P .M .I., Daddy.

Oh, too late. I already got a visual.

I guess what I'm trying to say, Karen, is I love her.

And you trust her?

Oh, of course.

Karen...

What are you saying?

Do you have a prenup?

A prenup? A prenup are for rich folks, people that don't think they're going to

make it. No, Daddy, no. Nobody thinks they're going to get a divorce. I mean,

and you're at an age where you don't want to have to start your life all over

again. Well, I won't have to. I have Edna.

Well, if she loves you, she'll sign one.

And if she doesn't?

Well, then at least you know where you stand.

Edna and I are in a great place.

Silly me. I forgot the bridal trinkets. Now I have to go back to the door.

And it over, Colonel.

Okay. I want the big one.

Here you go. Have a good time.

Come on, Cora.

I got the big one. I got gold.

Let's go.

Here you go. Just what the doctor ordered.

Cora, is this for me or did we get a rabbit?

It's your lunch. Will said you need to change your diet.

Cora, are you giving me water? What happened to... Cora, I don't want the

Give me some Kool -Aid. I need some Kool -Aid, Cora.

Give me some Kool -Aid with a bunch of sugar in it. Why would you do something

like that? Will said you need to change your diet.

Well, I think I need to change my doctor then. You know he killed a man.

Now, that is not nice. Now, look, I made you a surprise.

Oh, good steak. Oh, Cora, you got some... Yeah, you're gonna love this.

my... Bam!

Woo! Look at that. What is that?

That's a three -minute egg.

I'm about to ruin your head.

Why would you do that? You know how long it took me to cook that?

Five minutes.

Now you're having a salad. I hope you enjoy it. I'm going gray paint.

Why be sitting here eating this rabbit food?

Just enjoy it, Cora. I'm having a great time eating this rabbit food. Ooh, it's

so good.

grape jelly on corned beef on rye.

Ooh, this is going to be so delicious.

I'm going to enjoy this. This is going to be so good. Have you seen my red pen?

For you.

What are you doing? I'm giving you your sandwich.

That's not mine. Maybe it's yours, but you don't have to eat it, though.

What are you up to?

Me? Nothing, Carter. We're not eating nothing. I'm not eating anything. I've

this sandwich for you. Ow!

We're not eating nothing, Carter.

Yes, Derek loves corned beef on rye, don't you, Derek?

No.

Wow, it has great jelly on it, just like you like, Mr. Brown. Yeah, Derek has

great taste. He likes jelly on corned beef, don't you, Derek?

Yes, you do.

Don't you, Derek?

Where's your food?

My food?

Yes, your food.

Well, Cora, my food was... Oh, I ate it all. It was so good, I ate the whole

plate. Stop playing dumb, Mr. Brown. Oh, he's not playing.

Diabetes is nothing to play with.

Diabetes? Yeah.

You didn't tell me you had diabetes, Mr. B.

I feel so used.

And I just signed you up for the hospital fitness program.

Now I don't trust you to go.

Oh, Cora, I'm going to that thing. Stop acting like that. I pinky promise.

They ain't even your pinky.

I crossed the heart and hope to... Stop it.

Mr. Brown, I don't trust you.

I'm going to go to that thing. I promise. Cora, stop acting like all

and stuff.

I'll make sure he goes.

Well, thank you, Derek. That makes me feel a little better.

Well, it don't make me feel no better.

Can I at least finish my sandwich? Nuh -uh.

That's mine, remember?

You know God don't like ugly.

You keep eating like that and you and the law can have that discussion in

person.

Hurry,

let me get that last piece of corn.

would you do that?

Not only that, I'd trade you a piece of chicken and some green beans for a piece

of cornbread.

Mm -mm.

No deal.

It might kill you.

Here, in that case, take mine.

I don't find nothing funny.

I just won't eat nothing. I'll go starve myself.

Oh, good. Why don't you just hold your breath? You'll die a lot quicker.

Why don't you just blow your breath and kill us all?

You don't have to try us, Mr. Brown.

So, uh, Karen and I were talking about you earlier.

Really? Mm -hmm.

What'd you say about me?

Well, she said, um, how much she enjoyed hanging out with you at the mall and

how she loved the wedding favors and she wants you to sign a prenup and, ooh,

look at your hair. Look at your hair. It looks pretty.

Prenup? Yeah, your hair.

Oh, Gina.

You, um, you laughed, right?

You did, right? You laughed?

Well, it protects us.

By us, you mean you and her.

And if we don't make it, we can both walk away with what we brought into it.

Now, wait a minute. What are you talking about, walk away? We haven't even

gotten married yet.

Well, maybe it's for our own good.

So you're not, huh?

Well, I was hoping you would, because I don't feel comfortable getting married

without it.

Fine.

Fine? Good.

Okay, Mr. B, I'll be back in an hour to pick you up.

I thought you said you was going to do this with me.

Why don't you think that?

Because you said, Mr. B, I'm going to do this with you.

No, that was just to get you here.

I'm not doing all this. I'm in great shape.

Whatever.

I want to see what these do.

What are you doing? I'm just testing these out.

I'm Jenny, your fitness instructor.

Oh, wow. The fitness instructor is a girl. This is going to be easy.

Yeah. I hope she is, too. Excuse me.

How you doing, beautiful?

Hi. You're here for class?

No, no. He's in great shape. He's not saying.

Yes, I am.

Good for you.

So I'm just going to stay here and just watch you work it.

I mean, um, work out.

No looking in, sorry.

If you want to stay, you have to participate.

And you don't look dressed to work out.

Girl, I could work the N -O out of these clothes.

You know what I mean?

Uh -huh, I sure do.

Assume the position.

I'm ready if you are.

All right, class, let's begin.

Derek, stop being nasty. Let's work out.

One, two, three, left. One, two, three, right. One, two, three, left. One, two,

three, right. Oh, I can do. Oh, yeah.

This feel like when I was in church.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

I can do this all night.

Yeah, me too.

now they were warmed up let's get it started ready let's go one two three

one two three right one two three left one two three right

He asked me to sign a prenup.

Well, where did this come from?

It had to be Karen.

I mean, why would she do that?

Why? Well, kids become very protective of their parents.

He is a grown man, Cora. He can do anything he wants.

Both of you bring a lot to this marriage.

Maybe, just maybe a little protection isn't a bad idea. Are you kidding? The

only protection he's going to get is a restraining arm. Okay.

I'm insulted.

Cora, would you sign a prenup with Reggie?

What would I do with some bus transfers and some wave grease?

That's what you're just going to get.

Well, you have buried your last four husbands.

It's not my fault they couldn't keep up.

Thank the Lord for the doorbell.

Is Edna here? No.

Come on in, Carrie. Come on. I'll see if I can find her.

Oh, yes.

Oh, look. There she is.

Oh.

I just came to talk.

Really?

Maybe you could write it up and I'll sign it.

Miss Edna, I didn't mean any disrespect. I'm just looking out for my father.

Well, you're going to be looking for a long time because the wedding is off.

Now, I understand if you're upset, but just try. Try to see it from my point of

view. And what is your point of view? My father's worked very hard for what he

has, and I don't want to see him lose. Are you trying to say that I'm after his

money? Well, if you're not, then you won't mind finding this.

What is this?

It's a prenup.

Just look at it.

I mean, it protects you, too. I think it's fair.

Fair?

This isn't a pig claw.

Would it just hurt you to read it?

What hurts is that the man I love wants me to sign it.

What'd you say, Doc?

Know what, Uncle Brown?

Your blood pressure's really improved. And your glucose levels are down. That's

great. Right.

Uh -huh. You did this to be on Pride of You. Yeah. In a tough few days.

Yeah. You know, I ain't worked out that hard in... I ain't never worked out that

hard. Hey, you both did a great job.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Uh, nephew, you think I can control my diabetes without medicine?

With numbers like these and a healthy diet consistent exercise, I don't see

not. Well, good. Hey, this is a cause for celebration. Listen up.

Filling cheese sticks for everybody.

Or you could have a salad.

Come on, Uncle Brian, I'll take you home. I don't want no salad.

My stomach's down.

Hey, you really are a great trainer.

Thanks. But you did all the hard work.

So Mr.

B had the right idea with that whole celebration thing, right?

Sounds like fun to me. I think that's what I'll be doing.

See you later, okay?

So what do you say that we celebrate together?

Well, I make it a point never to date my students.

That's why I quit.

You give me 50 push -ups, and it's a deal.

All right, all right, all right. That's good. I like a challenge. Okay, okay.

All right, watch.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten.

Oh, this is easy.

You should have come up with something that was more challenging than this.

You know what I mean?

Wait.

Hey!

I don't want no desperate housewife anyway.

I thought you weren't going to find it.

Yeah, I know, Cora, but I thought about it and I decided that Colonel must have

a reason.

Patton, I need to talk to you.

I have to talk to you. No, no, no, me first.

I think you should listen to my father. I think you two should hear Miss Edna

out. No, let's settle this once and for all. I signed the prenup. Edna, I don't

want to argue with you. Colonel, I said I signed the prenup.

You did?

That's great news.

Isn't that what you wanted?

Well, um... You don't act like you're sure.

Well, I'm sure. Give me that.

Daddy! Who are you doing?

The fact that you wanted to find this is enough for me.

Oh, I'm glad we got that behind us. Now I can plan a wedding. Yes!

Daddy, are you sure about this?

Oh, I'm as sure as my love for Edna.

Well, I still think that a prenup is a good idea, but it's obvious that you

my father and that you're going to make him a very happy man. Well, she already

does. I told her about my big toe. Oh,

that's just nasty.

Oh, Edna.

Oh, God.

Miss Edna, I hope you don't hate me. Oh, that's all right, sweetie. You're a

good daughter taking care of her daddy. That's what you are. Thank you. It's all

right. Oh, Lord, it's three of them.

What? What, what? Y 'all finally convinced Edna to donate one of her

science?

Shut up.

grown sweat glands.

Come on, sweetie. You can hang out, honey. Yes.

Maybe y 'all can take a safari and then, Colonel, you can meet a family out on

the Serengeti.

A safari sounds great.

Yeah, sure does.

Unfortunately, I just don't have the money for that.

I do.

You do?

You forget I have a life insurance policy from 400.

Then why didn't you want to sign a prenup? You're running from the law.

I don't need a prenup to tell me I love this man.

Y 'all making me sick. You should have signed the prenatal.

I'm sorry I acted like such a fool. And I'm sorry you look like one.

From now on, we are going to be together until death do us part.

From the looks of it, y 'all don't have but 15 minutes left.

Why don't you take your stepdaughter and step on out of here?

I'll take these spikes off and knock you over your big brown head.

Take your heart. Ride your mother home. Come on. Get on up there and ride her

home.

Hi, I'm David Mann.

And like over 20 million other Americans, I've been diagnosed with

This number continues to grow and includes... men, women, and children,

regardless of race or ethnicity.

Having a good exercise regimen and a healthy diet is key to preventing and

controlling diabetes.

For more information, talk to your local health care provider or contact the

American Diabetes Association at www .diabetes .org.