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Oh, that is a shame. Now, she didn't have to do that man like that. She O

positive and he Z negative.

Mr. Brown, patients' charts are confidential.

It ain't gonna be confidential after her husband find out he is not the father.

Renee, do you see this?

No. Do you see I'm happy?

Mrs. Wheeler?

Hi. Oh, you the nasty.

Here is your prenatal prescription.

You don't need no prescription. You need some scriptures.

Y 'all should not commit adultery again.

Stop being nasty.

Okay, Mr. Brown, could you please finish your work? And, Renee, break is over.

You ain't got to tell me nothing. You live with me. You live in my house. You

ain't my boss.

Feel the pleasure to raise your feet up.

I like them shoes.

What is it, them crockers?

I like them.

Yes, we got to learn how to take care of our stuff that we want in our

communities.

Now you didn't just walk across my clean floor.

You're going to wind up in the ER, but that's what you're going to wind up in.

No, no, no. You can't. Oh, Mr. Brown, I'm in a hurry.

That's okay. We'll go around to the other side. Look, I got patience.

Well, if you got that much patience, let's wait on this floor to dry. Wait.

We'll go around to the other side. You can't come around here. Wait a second.

Is that a deal?

Where? See,

that ain't right.

Y 'all don't have no respect for my process.

I tell you what. The next person cross this line.

I'll come over here and cry.

hard time trying to balance the department's budget.

What are those?

This is for Mr. Brown. Ever since he bumped his head, he's been asking for

weirdest things, like stones and books and peace.

What is that about?

Mr. Brown's been asking for gold.

Yes!

I guess that's a step up from tuna fish and sweet tea.

Well,

the neurologist said his test came back normal, so... Well, I don't know how

normal he is, but this morning he came in and offered to take out the trash. I

thought it was a trick, so I punched him.

I don't know.

I mean, I like the new Mr. Brown.

Really? Mm -hmm. I never thought I'd see the day that Mr. Brown would be helpful

and interesting to talk to.

Evening.

Sasha?

I was looking in my closet this morning, and after allowing my corneas to heal,

I decided to change my wardrobe.

I'm like the Tiger Woods reference.

Is anyone else scared? Yeah.

Oh, look.

Nothing says evening like a good spot of chamomile tea and a raspberry scone.

This is like one of those horror movies.

And the pretty ones always die first, baby.

We better hide.

Cora, TV, please. I want to watch a bit of news.

Yeah, the Dow Jones Industrial Plan.

Look.

Oil is down.

Gas is down.

Oh, the stimulus package.

Health care, yes.

Something we all need.

Mr. Brown, I know you're in there. Please come out. Stop trying to trick

Brown. Oh, Cora, must you be so loud? Tricks are for kids.

Hey. Hey, Cora. Listen, we came by here to check on Brown. Hey, sir, how you

doing? Brown!

Brown! Brown!

Colonel! Colonel! Colonel! He's right here!

Right where?

Right here!

I almost didn't recognize you.

You look almost human.

And you look...

Oh, here we go. Come on.

Breathtaking.

Well, you're breathy, too.

Did you just say I was breathtaking?

Yes.

Take my breath away.

My God, he's dying.

And if I'm dying?

You must be my angel.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up, back up, back up, Brown. She's already spoken for.

Well, then you, sir, are a lucky man, yes.

Oh, no, this has gone far enough. I'm calling the pastor.

What, you better call the vet?

Ma 'am, you're much too pretty to be so hostile.

Don't let him talk to me like that, Colonel.

Yeah, how dare you call my woman pretty? Come on, Ackman, let's go.

You have to stand here and be disrespected.

Very well, then.

She's much too good for him.

Oh, my, my, my.

Check this out.

Oh, I ordered it online, and it just got in the mail today.

What is it, Troy?

No, better.

Wait till Jeremy sees me in this.

When does the rest of it get here?

Well... and Sasha would never let me buy this.

Buy what?

Why can't you go to your room?

Why? I mean, I want to watch TV.

Can't you wipe it upstairs?

Do you live here?

No. So why am I talking to you?

Don't be rude. Simone is my guest.

I guess you and her can both scram.

I would never let my little brother talk to me like this.

You know...

My brother's in my class.

He can barely form a sentence.

Ma -ma -ma -ma -ma -make me happy.

Stop before I tell Will and Sasha.

And I'll tell them that you have a bikini behind your back that you don't

them to see.

You little brat!

What do you want?

What could I get?

Your dessert for the next two days.

Nice to see you, Simone.

Brianna, I'll expect that dessert later.

You let him bribe you?

Who cares?

It's a fruit cup and a stale donut.

You can't wear this.

Not only am I going to wear it, but you're going to take a picture of me in

so I can text this to Jeremy.

Jeremy's going to die.

I hope not.

Then we'll never get married.

Sasha, I'm making Mr. Brown's favorite cabbage soup. After one take, his memory

should be back in no time.

You sure you want to do that?

I'm getting kind of used to him bathing every day.

Come on, come on, taste it. No, Cora, I can't right now, okay?

Look, I've been trying to balance this budget for two days now, and these

numbers still aren't adding up.

Well?

That must be Renee with the inventory report.

Hey.

Hey, hey. Y 'all live in a real nice neighborhood, and it's so clean. The

is off. Got haircuts.

I threw some trash out the window, and I almost felt guilty enough to get out

and pick it up.

But, um, why does this look like God's waiting room or something?

Renee, did you bring the report?

Oh, yeah, here. And that's my invoice.

Invoice? Mm -hmm. I want overtime, time and a half, and mileage.

Mileage? Yes.

I got to give John John $2 for gas.

Oh, do come, nephew. Do come.

Got milk?

I get it. We have on white.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha,

ha, ha, ha. Ha,

Really bad crap when I was trying to steal home.

Hey, were you two playing baseball?

No, no, no. Cricket.

But Will was falling far too much to grab the concept of the game.

I told him, step.

Step.

Um, why are you dressed like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel -Air?

That's one of my favorite characters.

The guy has such rhythm, how he would just, and break it down like... Oh!

That ain't funny.

Jai Jai! Hey, I said wait a minute!

Pressure me like you got a valet driver's license or something.

Okay, I'll see y 'all later.

Oh, you people are so ghetto.

Sasha, you're still balancing the hospital budget?

Yes, Mr.

Brown, I'm still trying to balance the budget.

Let me take a look at that.

Mr. Brown, would you stop it?

Look, I know that you're doing things like playing cricket and starting to

okay? But this right here is complicated administrative work.

Okay, look here, child.

Look,

looks like all you need to do is decrease overtime by 25%, which would

to allocate those funds towards purchasing new disposable medical

My God, he's right.

I know I'm right. I'm always right.

How did I miss this?

Obviously, you're not qualified for the job.

Thank God for affirmative action.

Cara, is supper ready?

Snap, please, please.

Oh, here, I can't wait till you pay for me, Grant. Oh, God.

Here, God, what is... Oh!

Oh!

Cara, that is... What the... Fuck! too salty why don't you just give me a glass

of hypertension with a side of quadruple bypass nothing

wrong with this this is your favorite one of your favorites obviously someone

with a little more health conscious should make the menu around here

A Ms. Walker for you? Certainly. I'll take it in the other room.

Yes, sir. Ms. Walker, certainly.

Yes, yes.

I don't like this new Mr. Brown. I just want to choke him with a dirty sock.

You know what? Cora's right.

Thank goodness for affirmative action.

Come on, you two. You're overreacting.

Uncle Brown is going through a positive change, and we need to support him.

All right.

I have an announcement.

That was my realtor on the phone, and I've decided to sell the house.

What?

Well, if it isn't dim and dimmer.

Which one of us is dimmer?

You're not too bright, are you?

Don't start laughing, okay? Or I'll tell that you're up until three in the

morning playing video games.

So that's why you fall asleep in class.

And I'm still getting better grades than you.

And you're wide awake.

Can you believe the way those guys were staring at us at the mall?

They were staring at you, not me.

How do you know?

Because they said, look at that girl in the green. Let's stare at her.

Why do I keep getting this text from McKinneyHotBot .com?

Yeah, so why am I getting it?

He better not have. I will kill him. That was for his eyes only.

Let's check.

If this gets out, your reps will be ruined.

Please, you're the one with the pregnancy scare.

Rude.

Now let's search your name.

in relationships he's ruined just to keep me here?

All of them?

Yes, I could have been married by now, with a family.

Now I gotta get cats.

Do you know how expensive cat food is?

Cora, we got here as soon as you called.

Yeah, what is this about Brown selling the house?

He says he wants to see the world.

Well, the last time he wanted to see the world, you got him a snow globe, and

that kept him occupied for a few months.

You thinking about a notice if he comes up missing?

Okay, Dr. Goodman said we need to let him come out of this phase on his own.

But that could take months.

Or we could show him the brown he used to be.

Does that mean using a bat?

No, Cora. It's called reality orientation.

Well, my reality is to knock some sense into his head.

Listen.

Memory loss patients can be reminded of who they are by seeing items and

behaviors that mirror their former selves.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you saying we need to...

Walk around holding mirrors? Oh, baby, please don't be the next Ralph.

What he's saying is that we need to show him what he used to be, right? That's

right. Exactly.

And that will bring him out of the alter ego he's adapted. I printed some

information out for you guys, too.

Well, if that doesn't work, I'm bringing her back.

Delete, delete, delete.

Simone,

what are we going to do?

We can go around and unplug all the computers in the world.

Or... You can sit there quietly, look pretty, while I come up with a real

Works for me.

What are you guys looking at?

Nothing, Joaquin. Go to your room.

Fine. But if you're trying to hide that picture of you on the internet from me,

I already know about it. And I'm already telling.

Joaquin! Wait.

Joaquin, how do you know about this?

I'm nine.

I eavesdrop.

Joaquin, please don't tell Will and Sasha about this. I'm trying to figure

how to delete the photo.

Anybody with half a brain could do that.

I see the problem.

You know how to do this?

There's a lot about me that you don't know.

Like the fact that you stole at the bed.

I'm sorry. Just do your thing.

Come on, aren't you going to do it?

On one condition.

What's it going to cost me this time, Joaquin?

You're worried that you'll never do this again.

Why do you care?

You're my sister, and I don't want people talking bad about you.

That's so sweet, Joaquin.

Talking bad about you is my job.

That was almost touching.

a terrible thing to waste.

Fine, fine, yes.

Five Monday?

It'll do.

Yeah, please be on time. I know how you people can be.

Bill, you are so dumb, I can see your IQ getting higher.

Sasha, you ain't gonna be insulting my intellectualism in my hat.

The word is intellect.

And where did you get these ridiculous clothes?

It's, uh, polyester and rayon. I like to call it polyron.

Why are you making up words?

How dare you talk to me that way?

Well,

the only thing disgusting in here is your beard, dude.

Please don't address Edna that way in my house.

She's a vision of loveliness.

change out my pocket his name is joaquin and his sister's name is brianna she's

a very beautiful young lady what is wrong with you people you know what one

time get out my house

This is Shirley from What's Happening.

You remember who you told me this was?

Paul Robeson?

Oh, look again.

Maybe Jackie Robinson.

No, this is your granddaddy. This is my granddaddy. Your granddaddy? Her

granddaddy?

on this ridiculous suit.

No, I ain't gonna sell my house. Whoever told you that is a lie.

Oh, yes.

What do you want, idiot?

Oh, I'm glad you could come, my dear.

My dear?

Yes, yes, yes. Did somebody knock you over the head again? I thought you were

back to normal.

This is normal.

Carver told me how I was...

and I said, I'm going to make it up to Edna. If it's the last one, I'm going to

make it up. Oh, really?

Yes. By what? Calling me over here and then insulting me? No, no, no, no, no,

no, no.

Edna, you know what?

I've scheduled a date of peppering and relaxation just for you. My treat.

Thank you, bro.

For you. I really appreciate it.

Wait, wait, wait.

The doll groomer will be by here to pick you up any minute now. Quick, Ruth.

Come on, Ruth. Get the matches. Go get them. Go get them.